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Politics › Re: Joe Igbokwe Supervises Clearing Of Drainages In Lagos (Pictures) by Cantonese: 9:34pm On Sep 26, 2019

TempleHouse:
Joe Igbokwe cannot visit every places, but he will follow the Master Plan to check the most dirtiest places in Lagos to sensitise people.
I guess you don't live in dirty area.

See my brother when we talk about job creation, refuse cleaning is one area of great opportunity for the government to take advantage of. Go around the local governments in the morning and you find only two or three people at some points. That area is heavily understaffed. Igbokwe and his group need to get hands working in all local governments to rid Lagos of it. All areas can be made very clean and decent with proper coordination and I think it can be very easy bro.

I am not comfortable with this style of going out there to show off with the cleaning tools while people are just looking. They should cut off politics and do the job.

Sports › Re: FIFA Awards: Captains And Coaches Claim They Did Not Vote For Messi by Cantonese: 9:24pm On Sep 26, 2019

chiefolododo:
Messi bought the award

How much did he pay? Where you there? Amebo. Jealousy no let people sleep over Messi matter. Whether you like it or not Messi is far better than Ronaldo.

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Sports › Re: FIFA Best Awards: FIFA Denies Claims Of Vote Rigging For Lionel Messi Award by Cantonese: 8:16pm On Sep 26, 2019

trustedward:
The award has always been manipulated in favor of Messi, wen he wasn’t nominated among the top 3 last year, I knew Ronaldo was about to b robbed, they needed to make it seem like everyone got reasons to complain....FIFA is fraud

It was not only robbed, it was mentholatumed, or infact it was Abonikied. Taaaaa gba fuo!

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Phones › Re: NCC Begins Deactivation Of Improperly Registered Sims by Cantonese: 6:51pm On Sep 26, 2019

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Politics › Re: EFCC: Okorocha’s Ex-aides Go Into Hiding by Cantonese: 5:12pm On Sep 26, 2019

post=82589760:
They should fish them out ASAP

With your fishing net or hook abi?

Politics › Re: Joe Igbokwe Supervises Clearing Of Drainages In Lagos (Pictures) by Cantonese: 5:04pm On Sep 26, 2019

TempleHouse:
Have you been to Joe Igbokwe house
I'm aware he lives in a posh beautiful apartment.

So you see my point bro. Do people who live in posh apartments/areas clean gutters? And by the way please ask if Joe Igbokwe has been to my own house/area instead.

Politics › Re: Invite Jonathan Over N400m Fraud Case - Metuh by Cantonese: 4:05pm On Sep 26, 2019

post=82587683:
Sane Nigerians have not forgotten the atrocities committed by this evil and corrupt party supervised by the ineffectual buffon himself.........

IF APC is not the answer to our Problems, there is no reason going back to the instigators of the problem.
I'm not a politician but I would do everything not to have PDP in Government in Nigeria.
The greatest tragedy that can befall a nation is for her citizens to suffer collective amnesia. I believe PDP believes Nigerians have short memories, if not, Ibori would not have been included in their convention committee and Jonathan would not have been allowed to talk (He ended up indicting himself as usual anyway).
For those who may have forgotten, kindly joggle your memories with the following words on marble and you will agree with me that what happened recently on was nothing but gathering of rogues.
Happy reading:

1. I acted based on Jonathan's instruction - Dasuki

2. I didn't give order - Jonathan

3. I collected 350M from Dasuki for consultation - Iyorchia Ayu

4. I only collected $30,000 from Dasuki not N100m - Bode George

5. I got N4.6b from Dasuki for spiritual purposes - Bafarawa

6. I got N650M from Dasuki for my Abuja burnt office - Thisday Obaigbena.

7. I got N2.1b from Dasuki for publicity - Dokpesi

8. I got another N100m from Yuguda he didn't tell me from where - Bafarawa.

9. I gave N100m each to Odili, Jim Nwobodo Bode George and others - Yuguda

10. The president asked me to change N10B to foreign currency for PDP delegates - Dasuki

11. My boss asked me to get $11M from the CBN - Dasuki's account officer.

12. I got order from above to pay Tompolo N13B for Maritime university land. - Nimasa DG.

13. 950m was shared in my house -- Shekarau

With all this looting and many more revealed, some people are still shouting no sign of change yet, they even say it's political persecution.

But I believe, it is the right thing to do.
If you believe too, send this to other people to garner more support for the fight against corruption and looting in our nation. There must be consequences for such crimes otherwise Nigeria will not develop.

WHERE ARE THE #WAILERS?
"Over 20 billion dollars unremitted to the Federation account, and if nothing is done by 2015 upward, Nigeria will know what economic crisis is"
*~ Emir Sanusi Lamido Sanusi*

"Whoever wins 2015 will NEVER find it easy to govern. Over 30 trillion is mismanaged, unaccounted for or missing under Jonathan."
*~ Prof Charles Soludo*

"Our reserve is depleted and our savings are squandered. Our nation is in trouble."
*~ Dr Oby Ezekwesili.*

"For seven months, NNPC did not remit any money into federation account. When I called as a sitting governor and major oil producing state, Deziani Alison Madueke refused to pick my calls."
*~ Godswill Akpabio*

"I told them to save ahead of eventualities but Jonathan had no political will to do so and this is the reason why we are in crisis, because we squandered our boom."
*~ Okonjo Iweala*

"Okonjo-Iweala, Sanusi urged us to save but we state Governors refused to save for the unseen future during the tenure of Goodluck Jonathan, despite warning from economic experts."
*~ Peter Obi*

"Jonathan is a blessed ATM machine that doesn't have secret pin number"
*~ Bala Mohammed*

* Tompolo was paid 13Billion.!
* Ex-CDS,Alex Badeh dug a pit toilet to hide $32m.
* Patience Jonathan is claiming $31m, she has sued the Nigerian state.
* Femi Fani-Kayode took 740M.
* Dasuki used trucks to load over $35B from the CBN.
* Olisa Metuh took 400M.
* Aziboala, GEJ's cousin took 6B naira.
* Nenadi Usman took 3.5B naira.
* Fayose took 3B naira.
* Obanikoro took 4Billion naira.
* Olu Falae took 100M naira.
* Tony Anenih - 400M naira.
* Oritsejafor - $35M
* Former Air Chief Amosu - 2Billion naira.
* Lucky Igbinedion-16B naira.
*Bode-George and Dabo -100B naira
* Jolly Nyame-2.4B naira.
* Joshua Dariye-700M naira.
*Nyesom Wike stole #4b.
* Diezzani with $20 billion missing oil money?
15 billon dollars missing from arms fund, 10 billion naria, converted to dollars and given as gift to delegates of PDP Nation convention, Bafarawa collected 3 billion for spiritual purposes , 12. 7 billon naria for deceased NEPA staff grew wings and disappeared, 20 billion dollars missing from NNPC accounts, 23 billon naira as bribe to INEC staffs to rig the general election. The list is endless. They only left what they can't carry or unable to lay their hands on. The list continues.....
Recession didn't just happen, people looted Nigeria into RECESSION happening.
Thank God we are going out of it gradually for now and we know better days are ahead.

This is completely one sided. Please tell us also about on going corruption in this anti corruption government. Or can you say there is no corruption? Have you not been told that on going corruption is of a larger dimension than we experienced in the past?

Sports › Re: Chuba Akpom Dumps England For Nigeria by Cantonese: 3:48pm On Sep 26, 2019

uchaymart:
Alex Iwobi is a king with international experience.
Ola Aina " " " " "

Agbonlahor retired from international duty with no competitive match played.. Hahaha

Sammy Ameobi has not played a match for England.. Hahaha

Chuba Akpom and Tammy Abraham, just go and allow us to concentrate.. We are happy with our squad.

Oooh you now know there's no chance for you...

Try playing football to find out how it feels and then let’s hear from you. Or even try going out of this country and then let us know what you feel? Jagbajantis intete!

Politics › Re: Joe Igbokwe Supervises Clearing Of Drainages In Lagos (Pictures) by Cantonese: 3:12pm On Sep 26, 2019

But this does not make sense. Are they trying to show us humility or leading by example? This clearly is hypocrisy. Look at the mama in white trousers. Does she look like someone who sweeps her own house? Someone wearing white trousers to clean gutters. Na waoh. Who are they fooling ? Even Mr. Joe Igbokwe does not clean his own house. Please they should take the cleaners along next time for their publicity stunts. New cleaners should be employed to ensure proper cleaning of the state. Lagos state does not have enough sweepers. And by the way let them go to Okokomaiko and try cleaning there.

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Nairaland General › Re: The Black Snake I Killed In My Room This Morning by Cantonese: 3:08pm On Sep 26, 2019

Thank God the snake did not spit into your eyes first! That’s a dangerous snake bro.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Nottingham Forest : Carabao Cup (5 - 0) On 24th September 2019 by Cantonese: 3:04pm On Sep 26, 2019

bluefilm:
This is the only thing that made a little sense from the whole load of rubbish you typed.

Hahahahaha. “Rubbish” to you because you cannot understand what I said. Great sense and meaning to those who understand it and are truly Arsenal fans. Bros get a bottle of akpuruachia to help you get some sleep.

Politics › Re: Why We Gave Oshiomhole 10 Days To Address Our Concerns – APC State Chairmen by Cantonese: 6:50am On Sep 26, 2019

The state chairmen should explain what they mean by “take care”. Or do they mean taking from the treasury to settle them? And by the way what has given these APC people such confidence to publicly advertise their desire to fill their pockets with public funds?

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Politics › Re: Reps Uncover N67bn Contract Scam In N/delta by Cantonese: 6:45am On Sep 26, 2019

That is one major reason why the Niger Delta will remain the way it is. Looting and stealing everyday by those in charge or connected. The rest is looted by state government officials and we complain daily of hardship. Monies that would have been used to provide infrastructures looted by individuals and siphoned abroad to strengthen the economies of developed countries. Truly the African is very savage. No mercy on themselves. South Africa was lucky to be developed by white people. That is why it is a beautiful country today.
You have poverty all over the place in the Niger Delta following decades of looting, yet some of the people are rooting for independence.
How can independence guarantee infrastructural developments in minds and characters that have been absolutely polluted with corruption and stealing?

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Food › Re: Big Python Caught At Our Backyard In Choba, Port Harcourt (Photos) by Cantonese: 6:24am On Sep 26, 2019

macaranta:
Na wa, what if the snake was sick? What if it was plagued by a disease that is deadly to man? Must you peeps eat everything?
With 1 or 2k Naira you can eat almost a pot full of goat meat, why not stick to normal stuff

How are you sure you have not been eating goat meat plagued by diseases deadly to man? Must you eat every goat meat? Why not stick to bush meat with low cholesterol? Why not make goats your pets or friendly neighbours?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Nottingham Forest : Carabao Cup (5 - 0) On 24th September 2019 by Cantonese: 4:58am On Sep 26, 2019

bluefilm:
You state the truth, they label you a sadist.

But the truth will always prevail no matter how bitter or unpalatable it might appear.

Arse-anal, as of now, is nothing but a totally hopeless and useless club.

Look at common Watford that almost destroyed arse-anal, and yet man city was able to dismantle the same Watford in less than 20 minutes into the first half.

See lemme tell you, the current youthful Chelsea team is by far much stronger and superior to your useless arse-anal squad.

Look at how Chelsea managed Liverpool effectively. The same Liverpool that made your useless team appear so ordinary.

Even the wobbling and fumbling womanchester disunited will still be able to muster enough power to surmount your useless and spineless arse-anal squad.

If not for aubameyang, you guys will be languishing in the relegation zone where you babies actually deserve to be in.

I am still regreting all those years I wasted in supporting the useless club all because of Thierry Henry.

Nonsense.

Bros have you ever played football? I see you are definitely still an Arsenal fan, but in deep pain. Do you naira bet? Has Arsenal caused you loses playing naira bet or baba Ijebu? Have you ever participated in any sport, even amateurishly? Do you think playing football is so easy? You call a club useless yet the club pays people working there, even as cleaners, plenty of money each year.

The club does not play well yet it stays within the top six year in, year out. Don’t other clubs get relegated yearly. Have their fans killed themselves over their club’s relegation?
My friend mind yourself there. Person when get hernia say e no pain am, you the neighbor dey lose your sleep over the person hernia. What is your business with Arsenal’s performance?
Since you have stopped supporting the club, please face your new club and if you do not have a club to support, please turn off your tv every time Arsenal plays.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Nottingham Forest : Carabao Cup (5 - 0) On 24th September 2019 by Cantonese: 9:34pm On Sep 24, 2019

Justinlean02:
As a Gunner this coach did empress me last season to a point I was happy and excited about the new season. but with the matches and his team selection I'm convinced this man is not the right man for Arsenal going forward. Make them free am for this season set sights on better coach possibly Diego Simeone because of our defensive mentality.

Best thing is to return Arsene Wenger!

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Literature › Re: Chimamamanda Adichie Fights Arthur Eze Over Land Grabbing by Cantonese: 8:06am On Sep 24, 2019

Truly it is just the evidence of one party to the dispute. We do not have any statement from Arthur Eze. But honestly I like the courage of the young woman, taking fearlessly on Arthur Eze and other money bags. Many in her position today would simply avoid trouble believing it will lead to their destruction. Many will never identify with their communities in trying times like this.

We will wait for the high court to decide again. We must brace ourselves because land matters in courts take several years. The way it looks, the case may outlast some of them who are already in their old ages.
My grandfather once adviced me to beware of land cases, having experienced it personally. Too many looses in terms of lives and properties are experienced.

But the truth must be told to our big men. They can buy up all the lands as legacies for their children, but their children will never ever be able to retain all. Several men who fought the same battles and left legacies for their children would be weeping in their graves. Abiola bought old Berec batteries warehouse at Isolo as we were told. That place looks totally abandoned. The children have engaged in family battles ever since. Rotimi Willams’ children went to court against each other over their father’s properties. Festus Okotie Eboh’s children went to court for over 20 years against themselves. What about Ojukwu’s children? War everywhere over inheritances.

Truly vanity upon vanity is vanity. “What shall it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his soul?”,

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Politics › Re: Ondo Police Speaks On Death Of Over Thirty Cows by Cantonese: 3:51pm On Sep 23, 2019

GoTV:
As a born again Christian who is meant to speak the truth at all times, i pray God gives the Fulanis the fortitude to bear the loss of their precious cattles. The ondo state government should as a matter of fact arrange for compensations so as to cushion the effects of the losses of the Fulani herders. Instead of taunting the Fulanis and rejoicing over the deaths of their cows, we Christians should rather support RUGA settlements for cattle herders all over the country just like our Muslim brothers are doing so at to settle them and avoid this kind of losses in future. We Christians should learn about tolerance from our Muslim counterparts

Hahahahaha! What a big liar you are from the land of Arabia, that is if you have ever read story books. Anyway we know very well that there are born again Muslims of which you are one. Gbam!

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Politics › Re: Mallam El-rufai's Son Enrolled In Local Kaduna School by Cantonese: 12:59pm On Sep 23, 2019

niyisky:
Change begins with El Rufai...walking the talk, worthy of emulation.

Emulation ko, cigalation ni. How will the boy get to school daily? By bicycle or keke Marwa or leg?
What about security? You think he will get to school and stay there in a public school without proper security measures? Why dem dey quick deceive una like this sef?

Nairaland General › Re: A Nigerian Refused To Sit With Me Because I’m South African by Cantonese: 6:18am On Sep 22, 2019

Prevention is better than cure as they say. The person when snake bite before if e see worm e must run. Since South Africans declared Nigerians as their enemies let the man go away with his hypocritical friendship. Would he have watched the match with a Nigerian in South Africa? Nonsense.

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Politics › Re: Lagos State Cursed With "Visionless" Governors by Cantonese: 1:34pm On Sep 21, 2019

godfatherx:
You had Ambode, but because of moin moin and akara politics, you lost him and brought back Tinubu, sorry I meant Sonwolu

Ambode brought untold hardship on people please. If Ambode in four years completed Badagry road it would not be like that today? He did not touch the place because of his endless battle with Fashola, who was in the same party with him. He had a legacy of breaking up everywhere and not completing any. He had a legacy of poor refuse collection. Please forget this Ambode talk. He was the worst of all the governors ever that led Lagos.

Crime › Re: 10-year-old Enters Shop Through Ceiling To Steal N100k For New School Sandals by Cantonese: 8:36pm On Sep 20, 2019

The age of carrying ashawo is now for them. The money just like it is - stolen - would be spent frivolously.

Sports › Re: Odunayo Adekuoroye Qualifies For 2020 Olympics, Fights For Bronze Medal by Cantonese: 8:03pm On Sep 19, 2019

opalu:
Ok

Bros anybody who follows your millionaire friend’s advice is fake!

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Crime › Re: Adamawa Teacher, Pregnant 12-Year-Old Schoolgirl Are Lovers No Rape-NUT Chairman by Cantonese: 10:07am On Sep 19, 2019

Do not forget that it is only the abokis of this country who prefer sleeping with small girls and claim they are married. Even they arrange marriage from when the mother of the girl is pregnant with the girl. The NUT chairman must be sacked without delay.

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Politics › Re: Sorry For Any Party That Fails To Field A Northerner For 2023 Presidency – Arewa by Cantonese: 8:57am On Sep 19, 2019

The more reason why everyone should go their separate ways. Most capital projects are channeled to the north. More political positions to the north. Planning ahead of the south just in case of break up. South west busy living in dream life. South east planning to go their way.

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Education › Re: EFCC Storms LAUTECH, 30 Students Arrested So Far (Photo) by Cantonese: 6:08pm On Sep 18, 2019

Monaco2:
Business as usual

Very soon G bois go Dey c EFCC as normal sars n police cause they are losing themselves to greed, as it is now the difference between EFCC n sars/police is the amount one use to bail himself when arrested. Police/sars can free u if u give them 5to 20k while EFCC will weigh ur worth n if they raid ur home n find out u have a venza Dey will bail u with 250 to 300k. That’s how they have been operating in sapele in the last month, they have turn sapele to their business place, as it is now guys no longer fear them cause they know that when they get arrested, they won’t be tried in court.... they will definitely bail themselves when they get to Benin, EFCC is losing it

Have you been bailed from their custody before? You talk with plenty experience. I take side eye look you!

Politics › Re: SALBAS Oil And Gas: The Biggest Filling Station In Nigeria With Almost 200 Staff by Cantonese: 5:57pm On Sep 18, 2019

Aboki go take shit disfigure all the toilets. Have you ever seen toilets used by abokis?

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Politics › Re: Speaker Gbajabiamila Receives Allen Onyema, Air Peace CEO In His Office (Photos) by Cantonese: 4:54pm On Sep 18, 2019

Senator coming 2023.First leg.

Travel › Re: I Urgently Want To Travel To Cyprus This Year, How Possible? Suggestions Please by Cantonese: 4:24pm On Sep 18, 2019

Kano - Agadez - Libya - enter boat -You reach there? Very fast sef.

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Nairaland General › Re: Black Snake Attacks Laborer, Spits Venom Into His Eyes (Photos) by Cantonese: 4:40pm On Sep 17, 2019

It is called “agwo, agwo bukwasikwagi anya”, according to Chief Zebrudaya.

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Crime › Re: MURIC Complains About Delay In Trial Of Evans, Wadume & Others by Cantonese: 4:27pm On Sep 17, 2019

RealLordZeus:
But is he wrong? Are you okay with how cases are usually delayed for many years when a verdict has supposedly been reached!
Evans admitted guilt at the onset of his case, likewise Wadume.
Are you not bothered about how corruption cases lasted more than a century in this country.
Also, there is no religious undertone in his statement, he's just saying the most sensible thing, Muric may be wrong on many things but in this case, they are right

Bros what is the business of Muric with such matters that concern the police and courts? Religious organizations should mind religious matters. After all one of the greatest problems in this country is the religious organizations.

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