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CelebritiesRe: Kanayo .O. Kanayo Goes Farming, Shows Off His Harvested Yam (Photos) by Cantonese: 4:19pm On Sep 17, 2019
Flier:
We are too lazy in southern Nigeria,just imagine if the north has something close to our weather Nigeria won’t have relied on oil export
Just tell us that you are a very lazy person and not southerners. You sound like someone who enjoys akpurachi.
CelebritiesRe: Don Jazzy: "The Nigeria Police Should Copy The Hong Kong Police" by Cantonese: 4:14pm On Sep 17, 2019
So how does Hong Kong riots resemble Nigerian riot? So if na you Don Jazzy you will stand in front of rioters with stones, bottles, guns and charms in their hands? Infact I tire for this your statement. Try that here and you will report the case in heaven only!
PoliticsRe: Bianca Ojukwu Swimming As She Vacations In The Bahamas (Photos) by Cantonese: 4:07pm On Sep 17, 2019
sarrki:
She’s not a barbarian to do that

We have culture and standards
Part of the culture is sleeping with other people’s wives!
CrimeRe: Slay Queen Injured While Separating Two Lovers From Fighting (Graphic) by Cantonese: 11:04am On Sep 17, 2019
Shibaraba:
Eyin blogger blogger.
Shebi na face wound. And you Don show the picture and we confirm am.
Abeg kindly explain why you put her cleavage picture with her yansh picture join the post? Na the breast stitch the wound abi na the yansh be the plaster. You just want make Vaseline crew do rehearsal this afternoon.


Separate fight? If you like strangle unasef. Kokan aye. Na so I go settle fight during university days. I no know where slap appear from I just see say I dey ground dey shout "MA MA MA". My friends say na so I shout am for over 5 minutes before I get myself. Dem come dey ask wetin happen. I no explain I just wake comot. Till today shame no let me talk why I dey shout but as na faceless forum make I yarn. The slap carry my mama voice inside. As he land na my mama I dey hear wey dey call me for house. Na wetin cause ma be that o. Funny thing be say mama Don kpai. So as she dey call me from the other side mean say she sef feel the slap all the way from heaven sotay she feel say she gets call me come the other side,very far away from the source of the slap. Since then gbas gbos I dey go my way.
Infact na crase you don crase for this kind laugh wey I laugh so. Which kind one be this one? Na soldier slap you abi na iron knack your face?
CelebritiesRe: He Told His Tailor To Sew Ebuka's Style But Got This (photos) by Cantonese: 10:51am On Sep 17, 2019
This tailor must be from Mushin or Ibadan!
PoliticsRe: Seun Onigbinde: My Resignation Has Nothing To Do With Bashing I Received Online by Cantonese: 10:44am On Sep 17, 2019
What is the job of a technical adviser? I thought such titles are only used in football? Technical adviser, budget affairs. So one can have technical adviser, room and kitchen affairs!!
PoliticsRe: Don’t Waste Your Time Going To Supreme Court, Sagay Counsels Atiku by Cantonese: 10:39am On Sep 17, 2019
Yeye professor. Contest an election to know how it feels.
CelebritiesRe: The Crowd Sinach Pulled At Her Concert In Ghana (photos) by Cantonese: 10:33am On Sep 17, 2019
BuhariBuster:
Must you always display your stupidity?
Yes, so that foolish people like you can learn.
CelebritiesRe: The Crowd Sinach Pulled At Her Concert In Ghana (photos) by Cantonese: 10:28am On Sep 17, 2019
psychologygh:
This is the stupid boasting that makes you unwelcome everywhere you go.Your country is the poverty capital of the world, no electricity, extreme insecurities, very corrupt society, etc etc buh you jump all these 1 million problems and shout that the world is jealous of you.Jealous about what,your paradise country. Mind you,Ghana shares nothing in common with Nigeria to copy.We don't share any common native languages ,food,dressing,nothing except the unfortunate colonial masters.That's our crime to Nigeria. Mind you also that everyone in the world see Nigerians as criminals. Don't blame Ghana for that.Even fellow Nigerians see Nigerians as criminals. Your country has no reputation. We received this lady with open heart no matter her parents and people sacking 2 million Africans including Ghanaians from Nigeria twice in the 80s buh mow run into this same Ghana and Africa like flies to commit crimes.
People like you are the highly unpatriotic Nigerians that we talk about. People who never see anything good in their country. Arm chair social commentators that never look at the situation and have never been outside the country.

For you information, a lot of Ghanaians hold Nigerian passports. Go to any immigration office and you”ll find Ghanaians who pretend to be Nigerians for the purpose of procuring the Nigerian passports. Did I hear you say “Ghanaians have nothing in common to share with Nigeria”? Please have you been to Ghana ever? Do you have any Ghanaian friends? I bet your opinion will change when you find out. When they commit crimes abroad they claim to be Nigerians. Granted that we have social miscreants all over the world, does this wipe off the fact that we have more decent people all over the world than them? In South Africa you have a larger chunk of decent people than the anti social ones.

Our country cannot be termed as failed. Truthfully we have looters and irresponsible leaders, but the fact remains that with great efforts from our youths and good people we can get better. Why are you not living abroad? Is it not because you have your hands on something doing, and hopefully decently employed?

Nigeria has “no reputation” yet Americans, Europeans, Asians and Africans live here and see here as a gold mine. My friend please wake up. Be that change that you want to see.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Appointment Of Charles Soludo Makes Me Believe He Means Well For Nigeria by Cantonese: 10:10am On Sep 17, 2019
MelesZenawi:
Please Soludo has nothing upstairs again to offer.


Nothing will come out of that committee.
Ok please give us a name or names that have “something” on the storey building.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Appointment Of Charles Soludo Makes Me Believe He Means Well For Nigeria by Cantonese: 10:06am On Sep 17, 2019
kayfra:
If it was a PDP government that appointed him, you'll be singing a different tune.

Pathetic individual
Old wine in a new skin. Why will APC keep on deceiving people and themselves? Who gave Soludo the platform to become who he became? PDP/Obasanjo/Atiku. Hopefully APC will swallow it’s pride and return Okonjo Iweala as the finance minister once again. Evidently Buhari’s first term economic team did not know what it was doing. Everywhere abokis with recession laden ideas and dead on arrival economic policies.
We need people in this country who know what it is to develop the economic potentials of this country. Obasanjo/Atiku without prejudice put together the greatest economic team this country has ever witnessed. Obasanjo had the political will to execute the policies put in place. He raised Ribadu, Sanusi and produced madam Nafdac. Even though he is termed a very wicked man, El Rufai made the FCT what it is today. All of them PDP people. Hopefully nepotism will be put aside and this president can without fear or favour summon some political will to execute growth policies.

Hopefully also one day Dr. Pat Utomi can be called upon to join the economic team and make this nation great again. I believe in Nigeria and I believe that Nigeria will rise again.
RomanceRe: I Want To Be Somebody's Girlfriend, I Have Everything You Want'- Lady Cries Out by Cantonese: 9:48am On Sep 17, 2019
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
EducationRe: Delsu To Conduct Drug Test During Screening Of New Applicants by Cantonese: 9:40am On Sep 17, 2019
Davash222:
DELSU should just say they’re not offering any admission this session.

95% of Delta applicants would honorably fail this test with high ego.
Let them fail but let us have a decent, drug free and cultism free learning environment.
CrimeRe: Man Steals A Bag At Anglican Church In Lagos During Service (CCTV Footage) by Cantonese: 1:50pm On Sep 16, 2019
So to him now nothing de paa. abi?
PoliticsRe: How Military’s Super Camp Strategy Aids Boko Haram To Hold Positions by Cantonese: 1:43pm On Sep 16, 2019
President - aboki
Chief of army staff - aboki
Chief of air staff - aboki
Minister of defense - aboki
Minister for interior - - aboki
Inspector general - aboki
Super camp - aboki idea

What do we expect? We expect an aboki style of war now. Tie one hand for back to blow somebody with the second hand and eyes closed. Even the governor of the state, who is a bloody civilian, told the chief of army staff that super camps are not proper methods of fighting insurgents like boko haram. Chai. Chief of army staff what kind of disgrace be this now? If the chief of army staff does not know what to do, why not drop the job? Na by force? Carry big big rank full everywhere yet no idea. It is a very big shame that the Nigerian army cannot defeat boko haram after all these years. Common boko haram dey defeat Nigerian army, what will you do against Niger army or Cameroon not to talk of South Africa?
PoliticsRe: Senators Source Loans To Prosecute Election Cases by Cantonese: 1:23pm On Sep 16, 2019
OP says “activities have not started in the National Assembly”. I want to ask which other activities? Have they not been receiving their salaries? Or they are waiting for money from illegal sources which in the first place is the reason why many kill to get there.
CelebritiesRe: The Crowd Sinach Pulled At Her Concert In Ghana (photos) by Cantonese: 1:09pm On Sep 16, 2019
And after that they chase Nigerians away saying Nigerians are bad people. Nigerians give enjoyment everywhere they go. Ghana will always be second class to Nigeria. Copy style of living, copy home video, copy music, copy everything from Nigerians, so tay copy pidgin English. Yeye people.
PoliticsRe: I Am Daniel, Lions Can’t Stop - Dino Malaye Shares Photo, Dragged Over Caption by Cantonese: 8:43am On Sep 16, 2019
Possibly with all these Dino Melaye drama in court, he has a feeling that he is guilty and might end up in prison. They say “a clear conscience fears no accusation”.
CelebritiesRe: Donald And Dawn Elliot 9th Birthday: Desmond Elliot Celebrates Twins (Photos) by Cantonese: 8:31am On Sep 16, 2019
domino4211:
Ugly kids..
They look like offsprings from a "Mr IBU and Simi' union..
I am really disappointed Desmond.
You can do better..
You are typically an idiot. I am sure you look like Frankenstein, that is if you know what it is.
PoliticsRe: Alfa Belgore & P&ID: Who Is Salihu Modibbo Alfa Belgore? by Cantonese: 8:10am On Sep 16, 2019
All inside APC no corruption government.
PoliticsRe: Ooni Of Ife, Ogunwusi Visits Governor Obaseki (Photos) by Cantonese: 8:06am On Sep 16, 2019
Dareal90s:
Because he is God abi? That Oba that isn't social one bit, he is a statue, a wooden statue. Even Queen do pay visit to ppl, who d hell is Oba of Benin?
You see it is very unfortunate when people like you just talk without properly asking questions from those who know or even without properly thinking. You sound like a little boy. There are Kings in this country who are highly respected and their positions are highly respected by all over the country. When a king begins to dabble into politics he begins to lose his respect from among his people and the politicians too. Probably you do Njote know that there are kings who hardly move away from their kingdoms for such visits to people who eventually will tarnish their images. A king is father and has a way of carrying himself. The seat is very prestigious and honorable. Those Kings who have dabbled into politics have lost some of not all of their respect and have been abused by people and politicians. In this country we have big kings such as :
1. The Oba of Benin
2. The Sultan of Sokoto
3. The Ooni of Ife
4. The Alaafin of Oyo
5. The Emir of Kano
6. The Oba of Lagos
7. The Dein of Agbo
8. The Soun of Ogbomosho
9. The Olubadan of Ibadan
10. The Obi of Onitsha


These are respected kings who are institutions themselves. The emir of Kano got himself involved in politics and you can see the result today. The sultan does not leave his palace for frivolous visitations. The previous Oonis, Aderemi and Sijuade carried themselves with honor.

The Oba of Benin is not God. But if you want to find out who he is, go to Benin or any of the sorrounding towns and say any wrong about him and you”ll find out from his people who he is. The governor goes to him just like other governors before him because he is a well respected and reverred king.

Tell the Ooni of Ife to keep away from politics for the sake of his image. Today he has a new wife, tomorrow he has a new girlfriend, next tomorrow he is in Lagos. Loss of respect bro. Other kings marry new wives without the press and they have too many beautiful women too! The Oba of Benin will NOT go to visit the governor of Osun state. Let the Ooni maintain his prestige please.
PoliticsRe: Aisha Alhassan Formally Decamps To PDP, Gives Reasons by Cantonese: 7:42am On Sep 16, 2019
Here comes the first female governor of Taraba state. By the grace of God, with good health and God’s favour she will be the governor in 2023. She decamped to PDP because that is the only platform for the success of her ambition. She retraced her steps just like her political godfather, Alhaji Abubakar Atiku. And as we all know she is hugely popular in Taraba state. Good luck to you madam.
SportsRe: Obafemi Martins Visits Tunji Disu, RRS Commander (photos) by Cantonese: 4:22pm On Sep 15, 2019
Baawaa:
How much does he dropped,, because if you pay a visit to police you must drop if police pay you a visit you must pay,that is Nigerian police for you grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Bros as a full fledged man please go to the police and ask them how much Obafemi dropped. Any reply they give you both internally or externally please let us know. Also the kind of drug that you used after the visitation please remember to us. Cheers bro.
PetsRe: Lions Seen Taking Tourists And Park Rangers On A Tour In The Jungle by Cantonese: 2:20pm On Sep 15, 2019
Ahhhhhhhhhh e re kere! Back to the sender ni.
Science/TechnologyRe: Injured HammerHead Shark Killed In Lekki, Lagos After Being Washed Ashore by Cantonese: 2:17pm On Sep 15, 2019
Netanyahu1:
That contains a lot of mercury. I stand corrected.
Please what is mercury and how does it work?
Science/TechnologyRe: Injured HammerHead Shark Killed In Lekki, Lagos After Being Washed Ashore by Cantonese: 6:08am On Sep 15, 2019
nairalandfreak:
You can’t killa shark, it only comes to shore because it is dead!
Who told you that bro? The massive sharks and whales killed everyday by Asians and the rest, are they killed onshore? Abi you no get tv for house? I fit send one 32” LED to you.
CrimeRe: Man Who Beats His Mother Everyday Meets His Waterloo As Neighbors Descend On Him by Cantonese: 5:55am On Sep 15, 2019
For me this is the best view this year.
PoliticsRe: Timi Alaibe Sues PDP, Others Over Bayelsa Governorship Primary by Cantonese: 4:58pm On Sep 14, 2019
At last Timi Alaibe has come out to show his true intention. He decamped to APC and not seeing any room there he pretended to go back a party that he abused and condemned. But still he had the intention in his mind to destroy PDP in Bayelsa and eventually go back to APC. PDP is too smart for that. If he is trying to do a Rivers and Zamfara in Bayelsa then he has failed woefully.
CrimeRe: Lagos Policewoman Beats Lover’s Wife For Taking Her Picture by Cantonese: 1:46pm On Sep 14, 2019
The woman go see wetin she no suppose to see and get result she no suppose to get.
PoliticsRe: Imo Government Commissions Two Modern Firefighting Trucks (Photos) by Cantonese: 7:31am On Sep 14, 2019
Kachi4christ:
Chai e pain you.. Take heart Bro.. Ihedioha is our governor from now till 2023 u can will till then bye
Yes oo e pain me well well. You know say Imo state no food. By 2023 he would have completed commissioning of four years of crying and no food!
FamilyRe: Will You Be Angry With Your Wife If You Discover She's Saving From Upkeep Money? by Cantonese: 7:22am On Sep 14, 2019
Cutehector:
you comment with emotions rather than making sense
Then you did not read the sense in the comment! Are you married? Only married people with understanding of how homes are run can get the sense in my comment.

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