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CrimeRe: Man Attempting To Rape EKSU Student, Caught And Stripped Unclad (Photos) by Cantonese: 11:38am On Oct 19, 2019
SenorFax:
How the hell is he gonna explain himself. Even if he's not a rapist, imagine if the girl invited him over just to treat his fvck-up.

Because I can't imagine how he entered a room to rape a lady, and the lady made her way out of the room before him and calls attention on him, and he just sits there.
Story looks like he's framed.
He was not only framed, he was pictured or carved. Have you been “framed” before? Are you sure you have not either raped, gang raped or personally raped a lady before?
PoliticsRe: Ochanja Market: Mob Stopped Firefighters From Putting Out Fire - CGF by Cantonese: 8:06pm On Oct 17, 2019
majamajic:
I know all these I said it in the morning that Asaba is just 5 mins away from Onitsha
How can that be? Please my friend Asaba is not “just” 5 minutes away from Onitsha. If there is traffic hold up on the bridge or before the bridge on any of the two sides, Onitsha from Asaba can take more than 3 hours. Driving from Total junction Asaba to Onitsha when there is no traffic hold up will take you up to 15 minutes even driving very fast, how much more driving from inside Asaba or even Coker junction/summit or any other part of Asaba.
PoliticsRe: Mass Resignation Hits PDP Bayelsa State Government. "Everybody" Is Resigning. by Cantonese: 7:53pm On Oct 17, 2019
Haven resigned to possibly decamp to APC, what will happen to them when APC is beaten in the state? Those who decamped in that manner in other states are still counting their losses.
PoliticsRe: Ochanja Market: Mob Stopped Firefighters From Putting Out Fire - CGF by Cantonese: 5:55pm On Oct 17, 2019
globemoney:
The men from asaba are the men of the federal service, according to the article they received a call and contacted the nearest station which is asaba. Read
Are you not reading what we all are reading? Please read and follow carefully. The CFS said that federal firemen were pelted with stones and CHASED AWAY and they could not get to Ochanja market. Anambra state fire service could not work because of politics, as we all know. Delta fire service was contacted and they got there. It is noteworthy that it is the third time DFS has crossed the river to rescue victims of fire incidences in Anambra state.
CrimeRe: Suspected Eiye Cultists Arrested For Killing 22 In Lagos (photos, Video) by Cantonese: 5:31pm On Oct 17, 2019
With the same measure with which they meted, should be returned to them. It means stab here and there, cut here and there, punch here and there, bullet here and there, should be measured, shaken together, running over and administered on them.
Car TalkRe: Vintage Cars On The Street Of Lagos During Independence Day Drive (photos) by Cantonese: 3:52pm On Oct 17, 2019
Vanh:
Op where is Volvo?
Point of correction. It is called Folfo by some people... you know who.
What about Renault 4, Citroen Palace, Peugeot 304, Peugeot 55... according to some other people?
HealthRe: HIV Positive Ene Was The Lady At Ajah - Solomon Buchi by Cantonese: 2:50pm On Oct 17, 2019
AfroKnight:
This Solomon guy is really stûpid.

He had no right to reveal her status, and that’s if she is really HIV+.



This guy is the kind of person who would use anybody’s unfortunate situation for the advancement of his social media status.
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Would you have assisted her if you were the one who found her? Why this holier than thou attitude? Ok now that you know that she is HIV positive how much will you contribute to her treatment? Without informing the public how would help, especially financially, get to her? Take you time there o.
PoliticsRe: Adeyemi, Melaye Clash Over Kogi Senatorial Rerun by Cantonese: 10:48am On Oct 17, 2019
If not for money, thuggery and connection, a lot of those senators should not be there. Smart Adeyemi should just leave that talk. Even the president has been proven not to have certificates, yet he is there.
PoliticsRe: Adeyemi, Melaye Clash Over Kogi Senatorial Rerun by Cantonese: 10:40am On Oct 17, 2019
If not for money, thuggery and connection, how many of those senators would qualify to be there? Smart Adeyemi is talking rubbish. Even the president has been proven to have certificates, yet he is there.
PoliticsRe: Where Are The Fire Trucks Donated By Peter Obi In Anambra? (Photos) by Cantonese: 9:24am On Oct 17, 2019
donstan18:
All those trucks were hired to deceive the gullible.
Exactly. The gullible like you.
Science/TechnologyRe: Ekhator Lucky Creates 'Generator' And 'Blender' From Plastic Scraps by Cantonese: 9:21am On Oct 17, 2019
1mrprolific7:
Idiot"simply tenses" indeed
Bigger idiot. As usual you can’t even read well. Bigger MUNTULA.
TravelRe: Anambra Explosion: Delta State Fire Service Came To The Rescue (photos) by Cantonese: 9:17am On Oct 17, 2019
For those who say “dem dey chop money” this is another clear evidence that Okowa is working. That was a drive across the bridge of more than 20 kilometers. Anambra people make una dey respect Delta people.
CelebritiesRe: Yeye Boyfriends: Nigerian Ladies Share Their Experiences by Cantonese: 7:00am On Oct 17, 2019
Even virgin sef form story tell us.

Nigerians girls like forming. Na so one when I just meet some years back at Ogba. She said that she just arrived Lagos from Ibadan. She claimed not to know anywhere in Lagos and that she was in Lagos to get some things in Balogun market and missed her way. I fell for the trick as an innocent mugu. She claimed that she did not have a place to spend the night. I got her a cheap hotel and paid for it, went home to my house and came the next morning to drop her off at Ojota. I got her some breakfast and paid her fare back to Ibadan. She took my complimentary card as she left and thanked me. A few days later she came to my office with a big plaster on her forehead. I first asked her how she found the place and she said that people described it to her. I was shocked and asked her what happened to her face. She claimed that it was an accident. Me too I felt very sorry for her. After talking for close to one hour in my office she seemed to have forgotten the plaster on her face. Me too out of pity I got up and massaged the spot with the plaster. The lady completely forgot that there was plaster on her face and was smiling as I was touching the place. When I observed her calmness I asked if it was not paining her, then she remembered the thing and suddenly shouted “yeeeee, it is paining me ooo”. I said shatap and pulled off the fake plaster only to see that there was no wound. She was ashamed and told me that she wanted to use the story to collect money from me. Meanwhile I never do. I kuku thank God and discharge the yeye girl from Ibadan.
Science/TechnologyRe: Ekhator Lucky Creates 'Generator' And 'Blender' From Plastic Scraps by Cantonese:
1mrprolific7:
While praising mediocrity here. His age mate's invented aeroplane. Nonsense
Simple tenses you cannot write appropriately, neither from all looks can you speak good English. Show us your own achievements please. Remember to remove the speck in your eye first, as it is said. MUNTULA!
PoliticsRe: Border Closure: Nigerians Shun Local Rice, Sellers Lament by Cantonese: 9:55am On Oct 16, 2019
Skyfornia:
The border remain closed....Our forefathers ate local rice and lived healthy.
How? Where did your forefathers get rice from? You that your forefathers ate Amala with gbegiri in the evenings, drank garri and epa without sugar in the afternoon. Mgbo, mgbo, mgbo, mgbo piafukwa go isi there.
PoliticsRe: Ghana Resorts To Diplomacy To Get Nigeria Border Opened by Cantonese: 9:40am On Oct 16, 2019
chrisagyei:
****did you hear her.Nigerian goods are entering into Ghana freely buh you refuse these trucks who had already set off entry so they want to even return back.And GUTA was told to open Nigerian shops and stop the protest because you Nigerians run to these same ECOWAS to cry free trade agreement. Over 400 Nigerian shops were locked in just one town in another city called Kumasi alone which was just a spare parts dealership town.Imagine the millions of Nigerians who will go hungry in Ghana had GUTA locked up your shops and closed Nigerian retail businesses throughout Ghana. They just sounded a warning to the minister to inform you that if Ghana retaliates, it will be very ugly so stop saying trash.
I guess you must be from either OYO or Kwara. Infact you must be from Futa Jalon. Warning ko warming ni. So even Ghana can warn Nigeria. People who come here to get Nigerian passports to travel to Europe.

Nigerian trucks enter Ghana and Ghanaian trucks cannot enter Nigeria. How does it sound to you? Before this ban 100s of trucks would arrive Nigeria from these our neighbors without stress. Duty paid on cars and goods were deliberately lowered by these countries to subvert the Nigerian economy and grow theirs. They all feed off the Nigeria economy and yet our people have no peace of mind in their countries. Even Republic of Benin harasses and deports Nigerians almost on daily basis.

If you want to find out how many trucks arrive Nigeria everyday from these countries, please go and stand at Seme and Idiroko borders and count. Don’t talk about what you have no information about please.
PoliticsRe: Ibrahim Ali Gombe To Aisha Buhari: Mamman Daura Placed Buhari On Monthly Salary by Cantonese: 9:08am On Oct 16, 2019
sarrki:
Aisha wants to be a cabal and this gentlemen are like a threat to her
What a shame. Where were you born? Where you born inside Amukoko or Ijebu Igbo? Which school (s) did you attend? Did you learn English at school? If you did, what is the name of your English teacher? How many times did you repeat your WAEC and NECO English examination?

Bros take your time there. This is the first that I see just one person addressed as a ‘cabal’. And you continued “this gentlemen”. Dem do you. English na by force? Note that you now have the medal. Infact you are also now a cabal.
CelebritiesRe: ''Skye Is My Twin'' Lola Rae Shares Adorable Grown Up Photos Of Her Daughter by Cantonese: 8:54am On Oct 16, 2019
Truly a beautiful baby but there goes another case of parental error. The child remains who she is...your daughter, not your twin or rival and must be handled as your daughter. This is one of the reasons that we have so many very rude children around. Children who see their parents as the eldest sisters, brothers and rivals. They are improperly brought up and taught to disrespect parents and others. Children who slap their parents at that age and parents say “eh she’s just a baby”! The children grow up beating up their patents. Children must be properly brought up with great values and shown how to respect their parents and others.
PoliticsRe: David Lyon: Join Me To Rescue Bayelsa From Hunger, Darkness by Cantonese: 6:39am On Oct 16, 2019
Has the APC led government banished the poverty imposed on the whole of Nigeria by them since 2015? My friend please tell us other things. The easiest things to tell gullible Nigerians are lies. They always fall yakata!
PoliticsRe: PDP Tells Buhari He Has Handed The Presidential Villa To Illegal Occupants by Cantonese: 6:33am On Oct 16, 2019
Typical Fulani life. Allow one into the house and you have opened the door for several others to enter. They want everything for free. Free land, free accommodation, free food, etc. Next they start their battle of claiming ownership of the place as we can see with Mamman Daura’s daughter. The Fulanis need to move to the Futa Jalon area please and let us have peace in Nigeria. Their sole reason for power is to claim lands for free and impose themselves on people. With these people Nigeria will not move forward.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Air Force To Get 3 JF17 Fighter Aircraft From Pakistani Air Force by Cantonese: 12:05pm On Oct 15, 2019
So tay Pakistan. Not even China make we manage. One day we will hear Cotonou. There is God oo.
PoliticsRe: APC Crisis Deepens, Buhari, Oshiomhole’s States Worst Hit by Cantonese: 10:09am On Oct 15, 2019
post=83149425:
The evil and looting party called PDP are now caring so much for Adams Oshiomole SUDDENLY!
Just the way they cared for Vice President Osinbanjo some months ago and even wished he became the president in Baba's absence, before the Mumu Reno and Foolish FFK on behalf of their party turned wailers brain as usual and started talking about our STARBOY and 90 Billion gang!
Before the PROF shut them up and shove their lies in their behind!

PDP, very irrelevant and useless party of rogues and criminals are always coming up with baseless and irrelevant rumours that will be believed by wailers as usual.

We really need a new opposition party in this nation.
This dead party is dead and buried since 2015.

PDP in Nigeria again?!
Did you read all that you said carefully? So to you the so called “change” mantra brought positive change to this country? And you think that the so called “next level” will uplift the general well being of the citizens of this country?

So to you the woes of this country were perpetrated by the past PDP governments? Were you born in the 80s or 90s? I think it is only people who do not know a lot about this country before and after those years, who talk without careful analysis.

Wake up bro. A “dead” party won states that were supposed to belong to the ruling party? A “looting” party, yet we are witnessing looting on a higher scale in this present anti corruption leadership.

Do you know that there are people who are called blind followers? The destruction of the poor is their poverty, if you understand that too. I think you are a very blind and deaf follower. Possibly too you must be a form of those herdsmen. All they hear is GO!

I sincerely hope that the blind among you see and the deaf hear before you cry that famous cry called “had I known”.
PoliticsRe: Smugglers Abandoned Their Bikes And Bags Of Rice In Ogun Bush by Cantonese: 9:33am On Oct 15, 2019
helinues:
Are you an ABC bloggers?

Did Gej had the balls to close the border?
Can you please read what you wrote? Is this supposed to be English?

I wich you soonest recofer!
PoliticsRe: Sanwo-Olu Okays Ijegun Tank Farm Operators' Move To Rebuild Community by Cantonese: 7:01am On Oct 15, 2019
Please may I ask if this is the same Ijegun area in Ikotun.
RomanceRe: Man Trying To Sleep With Best Friend's Wife Caught In Anambra by Cantonese: 1:28pm On Oct 14, 2019
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


This is sad.

The woman should have first considered how this exposé would ruin her husband's friendship with Aboy before doing it.
I don't trust her myself, her husband shouldn't either.
She may have set Aboy up just to win her husband's complete trust before she begins a slutting spree.

I also don't blame Aboy for trying his luck because it's only natural to be attracted to your friend or even your brother's wife especially if she gets close enough to you.

I only pity him because the worst thing that can happen to any man hitting on his friend's wife is if she goes and rats on you.

But it's all a gamble, what did not work for Aboy may work for Kebiru.
You never know unless you try.

I'd just advice Aboy to get a good lawyer to sue this couple because he has a good case at hand.
Considering that the intended coitus was consensual and not coerced, this is both blackmail and revenge porn but most importantly, a breach of contract capable of disturbing public peace.
Then you must be a specialist in sleeping with people’s wives. Continue. One day go be one day for you.
PoliticsRe: Abdullahi Sule: Governors Stealing Public Funds Need Deliverance by Cantonese: 1:21pm On Oct 14, 2019
Your own is either looting or frauding. Sebi the words are not the same but have the same meaning. Jagbajantis intete.
PoliticsRe: Ebonyi Youths Charter 911 For Relocation Of Fulanis That Arrived At Mid Night by Cantonese: 8:56am On Oct 14, 2019
Imagine that. Using 911 alias gwongworo to carry Fulani people. Anyway who should be blamed if not the same Fulani people. That is their preferred mode of transportation. Standing inside trucks for long distances. They will travel to other towns in the darkness by free transport, live in free houses, bring wives use very thin 15 inches joysticks to impregnate and have 20 children in the city, go back home with free transportation to impregnate other wives to have 40 children, carry daggers, bows/arrows with guns, terrorize and injure hosts and families, try to forcefully take over lands and if no success run away in the darkness. Everything free including cows. Check their pockets and you’ll find assorted charms. Better food dem no go chop sef. Yeye. Yet their leaders tell us they are endangered species. Teeth dem no go brush even with chewing stick. Gworo dey their mouths 24/7. Nonsense.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan, Buhari Spent N1.164 Trillionn On Power In 8 Years by Cantonese: 8:39am On Oct 14, 2019
Temidayo9:
How many of you is WE? Is that what you read or you just believe that? Light to Benin, Togo and Niger?
Em Mr. Sorry how are you? Apparently you are a very young man without information in this matter. Ask for information and you will get it.
LiteratureRe: Chinua Achebe Showing Off His Book 'Things Fall Apart' In 1960 (Throwback Photo) by Cantonese: 8:31am On Oct 14, 2019
YorubaNinja:
As much as his pple's conducts don't justify his legacy, hardworks and struggles... nevertheless, from the most reputable part of the country, SW... we Omoluabis hereby show our utmost respect!

Long live his legacy! cool
What a well calculated FOOLISH comment.
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PoliticsRe: Jonathan, Buhari Spent N1.164 Trillionn On Power In 8 Years by Cantonese: 6:39am On Oct 14, 2019
We supply light to Benin republic, Togo and Niger, yet they have light 24/7. Na swear dey work for all our leaders head.
PoliticsRe: Oshiomole Says Obaseki Behind Siege To His Home by Cantonese: 6:35am On Oct 14, 2019
But Obaseki and Oshiomole are of the same APC. Why is this APC so full of contradictions, thuggery, hypocrisy and barbarism?
PoliticsRe: Edo 2020: Adams Oshiomole's Residence In Benin Attacked by Cantonese: 6:22am On Oct 14, 2019
RichDad1:
I hope reputable Edo leaders , especially the Oba of Benin call for a truce before this thing degenerate to full blown crisis in the state.
Obaseki should remember that power is transient.
Politics shouldn’t be do or die.
If politics is not do or die, certain leaders would have long abandoned it. If it not a way of making wealth for certain persons they would not be involved. You are in politics to get power. If you cannot fight to get power you are not a politician. It is not restricted to Nigeria only. Donald Trump fought a hard battle to get there. He still fights everyday to stay there. The moment your opponent pushes you out, you become irrelevant. Ask Kwakwanso, etc how it feels to be out of power. With these few words I hope I have been able to convince you and not to confuse you that politics is “do or die”.

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