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PoliticsRe: Governor Fintiri Addresses The Press Over Adamawa Governorship Election by Cantonese: 3:30pm On Apr 16, 2023
Basic123:
Ole n mu oloko=thief dey catch the owner


Na you want cheat BINANI because she is a female


Aisha buhari+ Atiku +Governor Bindow+ Fintiri versus BINANI


Shame on you all
The joke is on you. You are to be ashamed of yourself. Your likes were called lazy youths by Buhari.

Your mates, who prefer a better nation, spend time and resources to vote for people who will make the nation better. You are there calculating Aisha Buhari+Governor Bindow+Fintiri versus Binani. At your age, they were already politically established.

Muntula.
PoliticsRe: Adamawa REC: PDP Agent, Idi Hong Calls For Hudu Ari's Arrest by Cantonese: 3:25pm On Apr 16, 2023
yarimo:
Idi hong arrest kill you there nonsense
With your head like wheel spanner so?
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Is Not Signatory To Campaign Account - Aisha Yesufu Tells Olunloyo by Cantonese: 12:40pm On Apr 16, 2023
theredaddy:
You expect Nigerians to believe Aishat yusuf over UK, between UK and Aisha Yusufu who has something to lose or protect

Aishat want us to believe all her walka walka abandoning her husband to gallivant all over Nigeria with Peter Obi is for Free ... these obedient claiming holy saint is bullshit taken too far.

Even if Aishat is signatory plus other two what makes it impossible that the money can't be embezzled?
And in your small mind, who do you expect to embezzle the funds?

Of all the parties, which of them do you know the names of the signatories to the campaign accounts, aside from LP?
CrimeRe: Lagos CP Orders Removal Of Okokomaiko DPO Over Extortion by Cantonese:
Their uniforms represent their market sales points. Their guns represent their tools for extortion. That police station is notorious in all forms. It has been like that since it was located there.

Will replacing the DPO change anything? I doubt it seriously. Without extortion, criminal elements in police uniform cannot survive. Their salaries are saved while money extorted from citizens is their daily income, used to take care of daily needs.

They can just say “I dey come bring money for soup” to their wives. When they get out there, they get money few minutes and deliver at home.

The mindset of some police personnel is terrible and must be changed. They see bribe as normal. The curses rained on them are nothing.

We need a very strong willed leader to move this country forward.
PoliticsRe: Aisha Binani Wins Adamawa State Governorship Elections by Cantonese: 12:16pm On Apr 16, 2023
mexxmoney:
The REC Is different from the returning officer, you're the one that sounds confused or ignorant. It's obvious you've not been following the collation so far. The Returning officer is a VC of university of Maiduguri. Even INEC confirmed it in their tweet, the REC usurped the power of the Returning officer by announcing the results illegally.
No mind am.
PoliticsRe: INEC Annuls Binani’s Declaration As Adamawa Governor-elect by Cantonese: 12:06pm On Apr 16, 2023
Shameless people.
PoliticsRe: Hakimi Achraf To Receive Half Of Ex-wife's Net Worth by Cantonese: 10:51am On Apr 16, 2023
Masterviolence:
Why are you so pained?
First, this is not an American court.
Secondly, this issue is not about estimation of Hakimi's wealth.

When there's a divorce, it's not always the divorcé that gets his properties shared.
It's basically shared equally, whatsoever they own will be brought together and shared equally.

In the case of Hakimi, he has nothing, so the wife's fortune should be shared according to the rule of law.
is it because she's a woman so the law shouldn't be obeyed?.
No mind am.
PoliticsRe: Natasha Akpoti-uduaghan Involved In Accident On Abuja-lokoja Express by Cantonese: 7:29am On Apr 16, 2023
Ayeolu:
This woman is always in the news for one negative thing or the other
You also need some negatives news in your life to know how it feels.
SportsRe: Hakimi Achraf Is Not My Hero - Charles Awuzie Says, Slams Reno Omokri by Cantonese: 5:01am On Apr 16, 2023
JovialJune:
Lol Hakimi will still pay alimony to his wife and child support for his children, as far as he earns £1million every month and there are records of his earnings, he will pay, he can't escape it.

So you below par Nigerian clowns rejoicing on what you have no knowledge about should keep gloating, we are keenly waiting for more updates on this case, can't wait to call out fools here when it has been decided on what she will get in court.
Unfortunately that is not the case.

It is proven that his wife is rich and the young man, even though he earns 1m Euros monthly, in the eyes of the law is broke.

Now for your information, his wife will pay for his legal services and do you know what, because she is rich, the wife will pay him alimony instead. That’s the law in this case.

Please read very well and get informed.
PoliticsRe: Hoodlums Snatch Ballot Box In Imo Supplementary Election In Presence Of Security by Cantonese: 5:07pm On Apr 15, 2023
clearcrystal:
The Nzogbu Nzogbu people will not say anything about this...
But when it's Lagos you will see them ma*stubating everywhere 🤔

Wait, they will soon appear in droves and start attacking and blaming Tinubu on this.
Certainly you must resemble a cricket.
PoliticsRe: Hoodlums Snatch Ballot Box In Imo Supplementary Election In Presence Of Security by Cantonese: 5:07pm On Apr 15, 2023
That’s APC for you!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Festus Keyamo Reveals Number Of Nigerians Employed Under APC by Cantonese: 2:40pm On Apr 15, 2023
Shameless people.
Shameless party.
Shameless followers.
Shameless minister.
All added up to make a shameless country.
FamilyRe: Who Should Be A Man's Next Of Kin Between His Mum And His Wife? by Cantonese: 2:33pm On Apr 15, 2023
saphiere:
Please drop your answer with reasons.

For me, I'd say his wife.
My reasons;
1. His wife takes care of his children.
2. He grows old with his wife.
3. His mum might die before him.
4. His wife is always there by him.
He’s mama.

1. His mom took and still takes care of him.
2. He may not grow old with his wife. She may choose to divorce him after two years and elope to another man with half of his long time hard earning.
3. Na only God knows who go die first. His wife may die before his mom. His mom may be Avery youthful mom. What if she gave birth to him at the age of 16?
4. His children go to his mom to spend time, so his mom is part of the upbringing of the children.
5. His mom is always there by him. If his wife goes away, his mom will never.
6. By the way, what if the children are not his? So she go kuku take 50% + the children, return to the original papa of the children? Who lose completely?
PoliticsRe: Ade Omole: Tinubu Campaign Director Returns ₦2.4m Unspent Campaign Fund by Cantonese: 2:28pm On Apr 15, 2023
As per wetin na?

What is he trying to prove? Lie break him head there.
Jokes EtcRe: Between Hakimi And His Lawyer by Cantonese: 2:26pm On Apr 15, 2023
tooflaver:
Lmao
Yes na. Na the mama hold the money safely. Na im pain women dey die so.

By the way bros, you sef dey very wicked o. Which kind question be that?
RomanceRe: I Find It More Disgusting That His Mother Controls Him" - Laila St. Daniel by Cantonese: 2:25pm On Apr 15, 2023
Samfloxin:
Come and in control him nah...
No mind the Muntula. E pain am die. Na the kind yeye women wey dey pray make dem mother in law die before dem marry the man. Dem dey forget say dem sef go born.

SHISHI she can never see.

The boy is highly OBIdient!
CrimeRe: Human Traffickers Go Wild As Uk-based Madam Writes Shrine, Vows To Destroy Victi by Cantonese: 12:36pm On Apr 15, 2023
PulaPower:
She said before she left for Dubai, “Madam had said I would pay her N5 million when I get here. I told her the money was too much but she told me that when I get here and find out that the other girls here are not paying up to that I should let her know, but that it is N5 million that all the girls in Dubai are paying.”

This particular scenario isn't trafficking tho cuz she was informed before leaving naija..
It is trafficking, as the madam took her away on the agreement for payment. That’s a serious offence and should keep her in Jail for many years. The madame know this and they avoid contact with authorities on account of the laws in all the nations.
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye Meets PDP Delegates From Kogi Central, East And West (Photos) by Cantonese: 10:57am On Apr 15, 2023
Watch him o.

Very soon he will beg OBIdients to help him in his campaign.
CelebritiesRe: Marry Your Mother If You Can't Trust Your Wife - Peter Okoye by Cantonese: 10:55am On Apr 15, 2023
GRACEGLORY:
KNOW THIS, AND HAVE PEACE

According to Ephesians 5:29

“Therefore a man shall leave (this leave here is emotional attachment) his father and mother and hold fast to his wife, and the two shall become one flesh.”

once you get hitched, your wife automatically becomes your first priority. Your wife’s opinions and input should take precedence. But GOD help you if you marry the wrong one.

After your mother got married to your father, he became her first priority.






MOTHERS THAT PRIORITISE THEIR SELF over daughter in-laws are just wicked.



Peter, I agree with you, just on this one
Does it also say that the wife should spend three years and walk away with half of your life’s earnings?

Let’s get your reply.
PoliticsRe: Omo-agege Worked For Peter Obi – Cairo Ojuogbo by Cantonese:
Cairo should shit his stinking dirty mouth.

They all foolishly underrated Obi’s popularity in Delta state. Even now as we speak, what you hear all over Asaba is “OBIdient family”, “ OBIdient people”, etc. They all never expected what they say. Obi was on the lips of everyone in the urban and rural areas. People had become very tired of PDP and APC. They believed and still completely believe in Obi and the grace to lead and deliver effectively.

If the governorship election was held the same day, Delta would have fallen to LP. Infact PDP and APC rightly use the words “hurricane”, “tsunami”, “flogged mercilessly”, to describe events at the polling booths. So much was his popularity that no one gave or received SHISHI.

The events of the presidential election changed everything for PDP and APC in Delta state. They quickly went back to the drawing board. Capitalizing on the mood of the moment Omo Agege used the words OBIdiently Omo Agege, just to woo members of the Labour Party. He spent all that he could along with his supporters. There was no one who believed that Omo Agege would lose, two days before the election. Okowa moved to change it all. The rest became history.

Obi did not need Omo Agege to win Delta state, rather it was Omo Agege who needed Obi’s movement.

Cairo Ojuogbo should know that what goes around, comes around. He was the national deputy chairman under the Ali Modu Sheriff faction of PDP, who led 34 states chairmen of their faction to APC. Now he is nowhere to be found in Delta state politics. He fooled himself completely. He worked hard to ruin PDP in Delta state and now he gets his reward for his acts of betrayal.
PoliticsRe: Pictures Of Achraf Hikimi As He Arrives Training With Car, Earpiece, Phone And S by Cantonese: 6:01am On Apr 15, 2023
He go dey sing “I no send” song there so.

He go dey laugh say “yep, I gave that crook a TKO”.

He should become a lecturer, teaching men how to outsmart crooked and dubious women.

By now some men too go don dey threaten their wives say, I MUST HAND OVER all my wealth to my mama. Wives too go talk say “WE DIE THERE”!

Mama dem no go dey safe again o!

Any mama wey dey go her son house must to dey prepare her own food to avoid stories that touch the heart.
PoliticsRe: Reactions As Governor Wike Retweets Post Mocking Peter Obi by Cantonese: 5:59am On Apr 15, 2023
CrimeKsmart:
Yes, 10 times better in giving fake statistics,
10 times better in lying,
10 times better in ethnic and religion bigotry, and 10 times better in incompetence.
Yes o abi?

But Obi finally proved to all that there truly is an existing criminal structure. The structure that has bewitched people like you, making you believe that the present below proper living standard level life is better for you. That criminal structure that impoverishes the citizens is what you trust and cling on to. That’s what Tinubu is 10 better at enforcing.

Say no to lack of integrity.
Say no to lack of accountability.
Say no to poverty.
Say no to misery.

Find a way to venture out of this country and you will understand what the words “standard of living” truly mean.
PoliticsRe: Hakimi: It’s Wrong To Have Your Mum As Next Of Kin — Solomon Buchi Tells Men by Cantonese:
Carry your advise give yourself. “All lizard face belle for ground, dem no know which one belle dey worry”, as they say.

A man joyously sets out to marry a woman, the woman pretends to love him enough to live the rest of her life with him. After two years, she looks for one flimsy excuse to divorce. Quickly with money she got from the man, she gets a lawyer and ensures that she gets half of the man’s wealth. How does that sound fair, for a woman to get half of what a man worked hard for several years to earn and a woman gets half of it all in just two years? Monkey work, baboon chop.

If a man chooses to protect his wealth, what is wrong about it?
“ If animal run bad run, dem shoot am bad gun”, as they say. There is absolute wisdom in the trust the boy had in his mum. Notice that he did not hand over to his siblings. Do you also think that he was stupid enough not to have a well documented agreement with his mum?

Oga carry your yeye advise dress far.

Couples agree on prenups as safety. Wealthy women sign those also with foolish young men who plan to elope after two years. Look at Bill gates, look at Jeff Bezos. After several years, the women still found excuses and made away with billions.

That Hakimi na better pikin. E get wetin dem dey call native wisdom. Now the lady can share out of the 20% left, if there is anything at all.

This lawyer na better woman wrapper. Him must resemble beetle sef.

Women must learn to not only marry, but stay the course until the end in their marriages. This jagbajantis adviser should rather tell women to not get married, when they know that their intentions are not clear or pure. Everyone whose plan is to reap where they did not sow, should not get married. As we speak, millions are on course with their divorce plan and damaging the man’s well organized wealth.

There must be laws to protect the wealthy who marry the greedy. That’s what this lawyer must advocate. If a man loves his mom enough to trust her with his wealth, or even a third party to safeguard his own future, why not?

The other time it was Eboue. After all the years, the woman got away with all his wealth, his children and used the law to keep him away permanently. She rendered him poor and homeless after he retired from football.

This lawyer take your time o. No provoke me pass so. That’s how one customs officer, while protecting his wealth, put everything he had in the name of his wife. Immediately he retired, his wife divorced him. The lady claimed all that he put in her name, making him poor in his old age. She got away with all his wealth, including their six children.

“ He wrote, “Your next of kin should be your wife not your mother. Your assets should have your wife’s name on them too. This is biblical marriage; you have become one in Holy Matrimony…”. The lawyer dey run mad very well. Where in the Bible did he see that a man’s asset should be in the name of his wife? Because the two have become one in holy matrimony, the man should fritter away half of his wealth in two years of marriage? By the way, why must these liars pretend to be good Christians.

Check the Muntula and you will find that his wife does not have the password of his email, how much more his ATM card. These are the pretentious men that we talk about. They tell you one thing, but they practice the other. The mad man must keep the Bible away from this matter and stop quoting from there.

Jagbajantis intete.
Foreign AffairsRe: Putin Signs Electronic Conscription Bill, to block those who intend to flee by Cantonese: 10:26pm On Apr 14, 2023
Meanwhile those who supported the bill must be some emi lo kan kind of old men. They will never go to war and they will hide their own children as much as possible.
PropertiesRe: Fire Guts Buildings At Randle Avenue, Surulere, Lagos (Video) by Cantonese: 6:49pm On Apr 14, 2023
Zimzy:
why are you like this? I pray evil don't befall you very soon for your hatred against God's own creation.
E don befall am since na.
PropertiesRe: Fire Guts Buildings At Randle Avenue, Surulere, Lagos (Video) by Cantonese: 6:47pm On Apr 14, 2023
blabulu2000:
And what else do you know. by living in Nigeria till you die while somebody is traveling to a different part of the world. ....


I can imagine the height of bitterness and Ill-wishes you have developed for an average innocent Yoruba person in your mind...


May your sobbing last forever ...ELL-PEE. 75 76, 77....etc...
RIP to English.

Shameless rat running about in a tiny hole.

You poor so tay, poor join for English.

Your poverty knows no control, no bounds, no limits and will follow you everywhere, with uncountable disgrace, shame and defeats.

You have never set your bat like feet beyond your dirty one room apartment and will never do. Your likes live in abject poverty, misery and hardship, thinking that you live proper lives. Na inside there you don die put already.
PoliticsRe: Detention Doesn't Mean Crime by Cantonese: 5:25pm On Apr 14, 2023
No mind the yeye people.
PoliticsRe: Voters In FCT Are Not Special, I Don't Need 25% There To Win – Tinubu by Cantonese: 5:22pm On Apr 14, 2023
Intrepid01:
But when will you guys drop insult and wishes and face the reality of the situation? Why are you guys being unreasonable and forceful? You think the constitution will be interpreted to favour anyone? Besides, if the court decides Tinubu did not win does that make Obi that came 3rd the winner ahead of the 2nd placed candidate? May God give you guys some brain….Like Obidients like Trump supporters !!!
Think before you talk.

When Uzodimma came fourth in the election, clearly defeated by Ihedioha, what happened at the Supreme Court?

Obidients/Trump supporters are far more decent and responsible than BAT/BMC group, who prefer a disjointed nation, with poor and inglorious leaders.,
PoliticsRe: Voters In FCT Are Not Special, I Don't Need 25% There To Win – Tinubu by Cantonese: 5:18pm On Apr 14, 2023
Massiveglory:
See how bold he is towards unconstitutionality.
He has no regards to the fabrics that holds the nation. Yet he wants to govern the nation.

We just love to ridicule ourselves. People have suddenly turned blind and dumb to simple english.

Constitutionallly Nigeria has no president elect, but since english language is not our first language and translating the constitutional requirement for the FCT abuja has become a challenge, Let those in charge set up a committee that will consult the UK judiciary to explain what the word "AND" means.
No mind the yeye people. They intend to confuse themselves with English.

People need to interpret that “and” in their respective languages for better clarity, if it is so difficult.

For example:

“My family and Alhaji were asked to visit Abuja tomorrow”. Does that not show that Alhaji is separate from my family and should go along with us in the trip?

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