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SportsRe: Achraf Hakimi's Wife Filed For A Divorce, But Found Out He Got No Property by Cantonese: 2:44pm On Apr 14, 2023
Dybala11:
Comrade why the violence na. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤷🙆🙆🤷🤷🤷🤷
Abeg na over provocation cause am na. If you see that kind person, be sure say e resemble Belgium rat.
SportsRe: Achraf Hakimi's Wife Filed For A Divorce, But Found Out He Got No Property by Cantonese: 11:58am On Apr 14, 2023
linearity:
That is not correct, once you are married it does not matter who name the properties are under.

All his salary and earnings during the time they are married is considered marital property subject to equitable distribution during divorce unless there is a prenup that states otherwise.

There are courts would consider what he did as fraud and an attempt to hide marital assets and throw his ass into jail until he fesses up.

Regardless, the court can sum up all his earning throughout the marriage less reasonable expenses and deductions and use the arrived at value as the marital earnings subject to distribution.

They will then apportion a percentage to his ex wife, the wife can even move to have his passport seized and he can be imprisoned if he does not pay.

His best bet is to escape now and quit international football goodbye or come to some out of court settlement with the ex.
Does marriage deny one the right to give part or all his/her wealth to anyone that he/she chooses?
PropertiesRe: Fire Guts Buildings At Randle Avenue, Surulere, Lagos (Video) by Cantonese: 11:37am On Apr 14, 2023
blabulu2000:
Zobiedient (Ndigbo party) asslicker will.still.come and say it.is Buhari or Yinubu faults....

Frustrated people
Shameless baba so pe frog like human being. What else do you know other than to wake up every morning, eat beans and bread, drink water, fart, go out to the streets to drink paraga, continue your omota life, with no penny in your pocket, insult people far greater in all ramifications than you are, return home and sleep.
SportsRe: Achraf Hakimi's Wife Filed For A Divorce, But Found Out He Got No Property by Cantonese: 11:33am On Apr 14, 2023
SugarGirl44:
It’s lie, I support him, not all women are reptiles, I can’t speak for biafra women tho, cos those ones money is their god.

But every sane woman with brothers and sons would applause the guy.
You can’t be a liability and still be wicked at the same time.
Haba!
Even your poorly written English tells a lot about your person.

Certainly your head must be like that of an owl.
SportsRe: Achraf Hakimi's Wife Filed For A Divorce, But Found Out He Got No Property by Cantonese: 11:28am On Apr 14, 2023
PulaPower:
Which law again? Didn’t you get it? The guy is poor to his name. Nah him mama rich!

He has nothing to his name!
And do you think he is so stupid?

His mum must have a will, clearly written in his name to protect his wealth, in the unfortunate circumstance that she passes on.

They safely preserved the boy’s wealth and the crooked wife moved too early. She lost on a fronts.
SportsRe: Achraf Hakimi's Wife Filed For A Divorce, But Found Out He Got No Property by Cantonese:
Cuny man die, cuny man bury am!

I laugh tire.

All the time she was cooking bokoto, ponmo, fresh fish, with better wine, enjoying better house and car. She was pretending when she was calling him sweet names.

Her target was to carry part of the boy’s 1m Euros go her own papa house go live. The boy don wake up long ago with better plan.

This is why NO SHISHI is very important in life. Now that there is NO SHISHI, nothing to share, na to kuku kill herself remain. All the grinding wey the boy grind for years, na the boy benefit pass ooo. Na ochofri the girl do. Chai. What a deep lesson in life.

This is truly what they call “laughing in French”. Hakimi go don laugh die. The lawyer go dey wait make she enter court hear the story. The woman go open her eyes. She go dey shout “mo ku o. na so I do my life o”.

Hakimi must be a follower of OBIdience!
PoliticsRe: Simon Ekpa Writes UN, Names Self As Prime Minister, Lists Other Officials by Cantonese: 10:51am On Apr 14, 2023
Christistruth03:
Simon Ekpa we know it was your Politicians that used Namdi Kanu to set up IPOB

Make sure to keep your Mayhem and nonsense in your own Region

and very far away from SW and Lagos

By the Way there are no Sea Ports in the SE only River Ports

the Sea Ports are all in the SS and the one in Port Harcourt is fully working

I smell a planned land Grab by IPOB ,

I will tell you for free it would end in a bigger Calamity than the last one
But you are facing calamity already with the party of your choice!

If nations are run this way, with poor standards of living; poor infrastructures in the midst of wealth; poor sensibilities that tie you forever to your slave masters, who get you to insult others, kill and destroy to preserve their ownselves at your peril, what greater calamity is there than that?

When you hear the word "seaport", you think the ports are located only on the sea. What a shame.

Are you too young to see that the Lagos Apapa seaport is not directly on the Atlantic, but opens into the Atlantic, just like Tin can Island and kirikiri jetties? Where is Lagos lagoon located and does it not serve vessels arriving through the Atlantic? Are you so naive that you do not know that vessels get into those areas, just as they can get into any port, wide and deep enough to contain them? Have your senses been so completely bifurcated by politicians that you cannot even make simple checks around you to see how vessels move in Lagos, as evidence of the same happening in all other parts of the nation, where there are Rivers and creeks?

Your stinking manner of thinking makes you confine "mayhem", to just one part of the country? Which part of the SW can you confidently claim is safe from your "mayhem", or has not experienced one form of misery or the other from terrible leaders?
PoliticsRe: Phrank Shaibu To Tinubu, Keyamo: You Can’t Outrun Your Past by Cantonese: 8:06am On Apr 14, 2023
That's the matter.

How can we ever tackle corruption with such hefty allegations? Aside from the narcotics matter, how did he climb the ladder of such humongous wealth?

Without integrity, accountability, cutting off of wastages, how can our nation move forward? The Buhari that they foisted on us, who ran on the promise to end corruption, ended in the belly of corruption. Nigeria is poorly run by those elected to do so. Another opportunity passed by, when the citizens preferred tribalism and religion to the reality of getting quality.

Poor people surely produce poor leaders. This election had politicians making their usual promises that will fail. The citizens as usual fell hook, line and sinker, without taking the opportunity to exert the truth from them.

Look at our infrastructures. Look at the roads. Look at electricity. Look at education. Look at security. Is this how nations run? Great nations are determined by the people. Vote for the wrong leaders, be ready to suffer.

If truly Tinubu had close relations with drug dealers, how can he tackle drug crimes? Can he fully support NDLEA, without bias? If his cronies are arrested for looting, will he support the EFCC, or will he be biased?
PoliticsRe: TIME Writer, Rajvanshi Locks Her Twitter Account Due To Attack From Nigerians by Cantonese: 7:20am On Apr 14, 2023
OneTemplate:
Precisely. Yet even within the Obidient we know those responsible for the current hard-core and terrorist approach of the group.

Many non-Igbo Obidient have already moved on and even confessed they would not vote Obi today as they only misguidedly believed him to be "change" when he is not.

It is now the IPOB thugs, and we all know what they are capable of, driving the violent ideology and terrorist actions of Obidients today.

Look how real and accurate the jocular cartoon below now looks today given how the terrorist and fundamentalist ways of Obidient is currently shocking the world.
Can you explain the role of BMC before and after the emergence of APC in 2015? Can you recall the words and the actions of that group and many others? Can you recall the call to violence by Buhari himself before 2015?

Do not give what you cannot take.
PoliticsRe: TIME Writer, Rajvanshi Locks Her Twitter Account Due To Attack From Nigerians by Cantonese: 7:17am On Apr 14, 2023
exstreve:
The headless mob has taken their menace to the global stage. I'm glad the world is now knowing their evil plans to take over Nigeria and turn it to their Terror zone.

From their detained ex convict yes daddy lord to their evil mob, they are getting exposed.
Have you completed your secondary school education? You sound absolutely irresponsible, completely untrained and irredeemably mannerless.
PoliticsRe: APC May End Up Of Not Having Gubernatorial Candidate In Kogi State(photos) by Cantonese: 5:59am On Apr 14, 2023
dustmalik:
OP, a court has already nullified the delegates congress Kogi APC did in February. That's why they have chosen to do direct primary, which would not involve delegates. So, your news is now stale and irrelevant.
Oga always read clearly, understand before making your comment. If you do not understand, ask questions.

The issues are clearly different. Read again.
PoliticsRe: Kingmaker Turns Commoner: Is This The End Of The Saraki Dynasty In Kwara? by Cantonese: 5:54am On Apr 14, 2023
seunmsg:
The Saraki political dynasty is dead already in Kwara. A Saraki will never decide who becomes the governor of Kwara again.
Always talking jagbajantis.

PMB contested the Presidency several times before he got it. Whoever believed that APC could be beaten in Lagos state? If the governorship was contested the same day, APC would have been a goner in Lagos. Failure today does not translate to tomorrow’s failure. Rising and falling is part of life. Remaining focused to achieve your goal counts greater than them all. Join a political party and see if permutations are so simple.
PoliticsRe: Kingmaker Turns Commoner: Is This The End Of The Saraki Dynasty In Kwara? by Cantonese: 5:48am On Apr 14, 2023
NOETHNICITY:
Saraki’s miscalculation in joining the camp of the Headless Mob turned Obi supporters. Once those set of people support you, make no mistake, you are coming down.
It happened to Saraki, happened to Dino, happened to Atiku, Ekweremadu, Emeke Ihedioha, Nnamdi Kanu and a host of others.
Mark my words and watch what happens to Peter Obi himself after now. It’s going to be from one misfortune to another.
Whatever you do in life just ensure that those set of people don’t get to be on your side.
The headless mob choose better lives over poverty , penury and suffering. They are not blind and bewitched. They do not ignorantly follow leaders, who impoverish and make life miserable for them. Those who they follow are accountable and have integrity. Their leaders do not need to bribe them at the polling booths to get their votes. Their leaders know that they would be shown the way out if they loot the treasury or perform poorly.

Now let’s see your preference.

You prefer leaders who have completely bewitched you; leaders with zero integrity and accountability; those who you do not bother to ask why your life remains miserable; those who give you serpents in place of bread; those who bribe you with two thousand naira and you give them additional four years to make living a hell for you.

“Mark my word”? You? “one misfortune to another”? An accomplished man? A man who has publicly announced that he is very wealthy several times? He was born into great wealth, made his personal wealth and will remain so for eternity. At your age he did not have to struggle to eat as you presently struggle. Where will misfortune meet such a man, settled long ago with a family? Maybe misfortune has been your lot all your life, otherwise at your age you should not be talking about misfortune.

Your childish, baba so pe and irresponsible comment singled out a particular tribe for remark. Why not look at your own tribe for failure to make your example?

Why not even contest the position of the secretary of your street’s tenants association to know what elections feel like?

Jealousy, envy and bitterness never allow people like you make it in life. Clearly you are the kind of NFA youth that others must keep away from, otherwise hard life will be their lot.
PoliticsRe: Federal Gov’t Denies Bailing Peter Obi Out Of Detention In UK by Cantonese: 8:02pm On Apr 13, 2023
burp18:
Liar
Religious Bigot
UK Detainee
3rd Class dullard
Yes daddy
I no mention name o
Omo baba sope
Suffering and smiling
Life damaged by politicians
NFA
Olodo
Muntula
No class at all
Poor
Wretched
Will never get to the level of the children and gatemen of the so called “3rd class dullard”.

I no mention name o
CelebritiesRe: “DNA Reveals Popular Nigerian Celeb’s Son Isn’t His”: Daddy Freeze Spills(video) by Cantonese: 6:47pm On Apr 13, 2023
DevilSignature:
cheesy
Oya oOoOO make I loud ham


Dear nairalanders

It's no longer a secret that Star Dike Edochie is not Yul Edochie's son as initially pronounced

The DNA test conducted proved negative
Did you read it anywhere?
PoliticsRe: Between Adichie And Shettima By Abimbola Adelakun by Cantonese: 6:27pm On Apr 13, 2023
100%.

Said the way it is.

Fantastic write up. Straight to the point!
CelebritiesRe: Ariana Grande's Body, Weight Loss, Spark Reactions. She Reacts by Cantonese: 10:42am On Apr 13, 2023
APC body since 2015.

Imagine what will happen between 2023 and 2027 to Nigerians. Remember that subsidy will be removed in June. Nigerians will beg to look like the lady’s second body.

Nigerians, dem take suffer for una true true. Una still get mind vote for APC. Shiorrrr.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Fraudulent Modus Operandi by Cantonese: 10:40am On Apr 13, 2023
No wonder PMB termed Nigerian youths as lazy. Now without doubt, you have proven him with your very lazy submission.
BusinessRe: $350M Cabotage Funds: Open Letter To Mr. President By Engr. Eferebo Sylvanus by Cantonese: 10:22am On Apr 13, 2023
100%.

Unfortunately we only read about how this, how that, how all will work. Too many SSAs, SAs, etc, yet nothing works.

Before now, Nigeria has many vessels with the then National shipping company. Now they are zero. While other economies benefit from shipping, Nigeria doesn’t.
PoliticsRe: I Will Renounce My Nigerian Citizenship If Tinubu Becomes President - Ojikutu by Cantonese: 10:18am On Apr 13, 2023
Raskimonojendor:
Lamba.
How long will you continue living in self denial and consolation?
PoliticsRe: London Immigration Saga: Plots Against Peter Obi Will Fail — Ohanaeze by Cantonese: 9:05am On Apr 13, 2023
“Ahead ahead”. Those are the right words. Moving ahead to achieve a better and proper country.

It is POssible!
PoliticsRe: I Will Renounce My Nigerian Citizenship If Tinubu Becomes President - Ojikutu by Cantonese: 4:33am On Apr 13, 2023
“ Obi came out and said things that appealed to the youths. He said he would take care of the wastages that are not letting the nation to develop. Many of us fell in love with what he said…”

That’s simply why the citizens are OBIdient!
PoliticsRe: As Sen Samdaddy Anyanwu Swindles Imo PDP Delegates by Cantonese: 7:16pm On Apr 12, 2023
OP, when will these kinds of stories of bribery to get votes ever end in this country?
PoliticsRe: Labour Party: Opposition Factions Clash At National Secretariat In Abuja by Cantonese: 6:07pm On Apr 12, 2023
Wagwanbrethren:
Dem go still blame APC as Dem no fit ever take responsibility! 🤷‍♂️

These set of people(movement) feel that it is easier to put the blame on someone else than to take the time to reflect on their own behaviour and how they may have contributed to the problem,while some may feel that admitting that they are responsible for their own problems would be too embarrassing or shameful.
Additionally, some might simply not be aware of the ways in which they contribute to their own problems, and may need someone else to point out these flaws in order to see them.

Oneof the most common reasons to blame others include a desire to avoid responsibility, a need to preserve self-esteem, and a lack of awareness. Such a pity, self deceit!
“ Oneof the most common reasons to blame others include a desire to avoid responsibility, a need to preserve self-esteem, and a lack of awareness. Such a pity, self deceit!”

Complete description of APC.

Bros I thank you for perfectly describing APC’s main quality to us all. Have you ever heard APC own up to any of its horrible words and actions?

How you try to describe other parties in that manner confuses common sense.
PoliticsRe: Remove ‘obidients’, Nigerians Will Be Faced With Tyranny – Shehu Sani by Cantonese: 3:43pm On Apr 12, 2023
Agreed. But Shehu Sani appears confused.
FamilyRe: Help! My Sister In-law Is Seducing Me by Cantonese: 3:35pm On Apr 12, 2023
“ That night i was pimping through her door…”

I nearly take laugh finish myself as I read this kind English. Please OP, what do you mean by “pimping” through the door? Na that pimping I want to understand first abeg.
RomanceRe: Wedding Photos Of Kwoyela Derrick ‘Taller’ & Kahboh Patience by Cantonese: 2:46pm On Apr 12, 2023
Hmmm.

Big congratulations to them.

But imagine if the man dey fight im wife and e want to slap the woman. E go be like: Bend down first make I tell you something.

Or e wan arrange for bed. E fit say: abeg dress come near well make I for see road enter, you know say my iron small.

I wish them plenty of peace and joy.
PoliticsRe: Court Voids Kogi APC Ward Congresses, Delegates List For Guber Primary by Cantonese: 12:59pm On Apr 12, 2023
Which kind judgement be that?

Nullified the congress and advised on the way out of it? Wetin concern judge with that advise?
PoliticsRe: Orji Uzor Kalu holds Funeral Service for late Ex-wife, Ifeoma (Photos) by Cantonese: 12:55pm On Apr 12, 2023
LagosFirstSon:
Why bury her in US , she no get family in Naija ni

To those politicians stealing and looting what they don't need, death is one sad reality non of you thieves can run away from .
They should fly the body back to his country home for burial. That appearance in the US shows that she passed on there and they are just completing the formalities there, I think.

It’s not easy losing someone so dear.
BusinessRe: What Is Happening To Banks? Can't Receive Money Sent To Me by Cantonese: 8:01am On Apr 12, 2023
ucheheart:
all banks in Nigeria had network issues yesterday. it is a general problem so would be resolved asap
But Fidelity and Zenith bank had smooth transactions with me yesterday and even this morning so far.
BusinessRe: What Is Happening To Banks? Can't Receive Money Sent To Me by Cantonese: 7:59am On Apr 12, 2023
Pastoshizzy:
I also made the BIG MISTAKE of transferring money from my Access Bank App to my Palmpay Account. Na so the money hang. Na regret I chop go bed.
PalmPay too has the same problem. I sent money from my PalmPay account successfully, but funds to the same PalmPay accounts have not been credited. We no go shout so?

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