₦airaland Forum

qekng40:
His name is confusing, yet his place of origin isn't. Don't confuse yourself.

I'm not confused at all. The man already clarified that he came about the Rotimi name by happenstance. Just like Sola Ama (British musician), Yetunde Price (Serena Williams sibling) etc. However, by association, he has been Yorubanized. Let the Yorubas take it like that and adopt the man wholeheartedly.

qekng40:
But no southwest in this equation...
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What happens to Osinbajo and the man that stays in bourdillion?
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Were u born this month and wish to be celebrated in my
monthly birthday song ?? Just DM your Pictures (2) and
your name to 0818.2685 838 on WhatsApp.

If Rotimi is not South West enough, I don't know what will be, regardless of it being by some obscure relationship. Amaechi is also South East enough and coming from Rivers is South-South all the way. Equation balanced. The man is a Southerner in all ramifications

Parachoko:
Bro, for Taiwan and Hong Kong to be independent countries, they will have to go to war with China.

I truly hope not. I would prefer they just give in and be part of China straight out. All the killings and violence and waste of resources are just not worth it. That's why I will respect Goodluck Jonathan always. He helped avoid unnecessary unrest and violence by not clinging to power when he could.

Parachoko:
Taiwan is Chinese territory, it has always been part of China.

China will always see Taiwan as part of its territory which is rightly so.

Taiwan belongs to China.

Taiwanese are Chinese.

Macau, Taiwan and Hong Kong will eventually be absorbed into China by force or in a peaceful way.

I agree with you. All the divisions worldwide were caused by European invaders that called themselves colonialists for their interests.

However, I think it will be more sensible to organize a referendum for both Taiwan and Hong Kong citizens to ask if they'll like to join China.

Imagine a referendum in Nigeria asking ethnic nationalities if they still want to be part of the union. The outcome may astound us all.

Show their faces kwa? They are just two young girls holding sheets of paper in what looks like a business centre. This picture is no evidence of forgery. Show their faces and face possible wahala.

This dunce is bent on ruining �� completely. Now that he's leaving to come back no more, his recklessness has been on the rise.

What are the rationales behind borrowing from Shylocks for an empty IOU, only to dole the money out in charity and the stupid rubber-stamp-legislators are just looking on and probably applauding? SMH.

It is finished.

Sorry, what happened to Malami as the chief power broker? It is El Rufai again? Well, let's keep our fingers crossed.
Tinubu Presidency,
Fulani Agenda,
Islamic Agenda,
Igbo Presidency,
IPOB and Oduduwa Secession,
Foreign Interference,
Zoning Formula.
All on the table at once. We can have our pick and chat about it till the kingdom come. However, one thing is certain; His will shall be done las las.

This student is not brilliant. Just an average student. Some people can be delusional.

3exe3:
Don't u think if it explodes the world might just be a better place

I don't think so. I don't even know. What does anybody know nowadays? Look at COVID disappearing almost completely since Russia invaded Ukraine. Some things are just beyond my comprehension. See adulterated fuel finding its way into Nigeria leading to scarcity when we refused to listen to IMF. The games these world powers play are tougher than chess.

No medals for guessing. As long as this world remains, it's only a matter of time before another technology replaces smartphones.

However, that is if and only if humans don't self-destruct first. I read Zelensky's warning that the nuclear reactor attacked by the Russians is the biggest in Europe and if it should explode, that would be the end of Europe as we know it with rippling radioactive effects all over the world.

So much for technological advancement.

Ajens1991:
Where's Iwobi?

Suspended after his AFCON straight red card. He'll miss both legs and the first match if Nigeria qualifies for the Mundial. Not as if we'll miss him that much though. He was coming in from the bench during AFCON, meaning he was second fiddle to Aribo. Eberechi Eze is what we need right now.

Scent of a Woman

Now it's getting down. The moment your NDLEA I.d becomes an arrest warrant, their arms and ammunitions become registered by default. Two can play the game.
I don't support drugging but I'll never be cool with extrajudicial madness. Do it according to the books. We don't want a recurrent of supercop doing good to the face and doing shit underneath.

chatinent:
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Not in 'Scarface' where he was always high. Not in 'Godfather Triology' where he was always worked up and not even in 'Scent of a Woman' where he was blind......he never stumbled. Baba, may you be like Al Pacino who never stumbled for woman matter forever.

chatinent:
I was coming back last week and some robbers robbed me and cleared my account on gunpoint...haven't you been noticing I have emaciated..but baby I didn't want to tell you so you wouldn't think I am dodging all these your bills even as I'll love to assist you but it's fine...God will help me. All I need is prayers.


Must we teach you everything?

Baba were! Messing them up is your hobby. May you walk and never stumble.

It's hard to reconcile how the same students, using the same criteria, manage over 80% pass rate in the WAEC WASSCE but always fall short of 50% pass rate in the WAEC Private exams. There is no correlation or consistency to the pass pattern at all.

Tokskob2008:
Lol.... Very funny matter. U no get #1500 but u dey carry matter go court, how is she going to pay her lawyer

Pro bono.

SOFTENGR:
Then, it was only for mature men.

True. You'll only find big bros and old papas in pool shop combining forecasting for draws with draught playing and seriously sensitive jokes. If you're not mature enough, you no go fit near them.

Na like this soccer betting started before bet9ja

Joe Thomas' 'Love Scene' comes to mind....

69 was a very good year
If you know what I mean, my dear
'69 was a very good year
If you know what I mean, my dear

Let's make a love scene
Steamy and blue
Erotic memories for an audience of two
And we'll make a love scene
Let the pre-intimacy begin
And replay each moment
Again and again and again

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright
The music industry is now nonsense
People without talent just going into the studio to dish out dog shit

I can't be dragging my weed and be listening to all this kind of Nigeria trash song.....when I light up my weed the music i vibe to are
post malone( the music wizard)
J cole
The weekend
Imagine dragons
Jesse jags
Sia
Burna boy
2face
Katty pery
Passenger
Bruno Mars
Justin bieber
WizKid( Balogun the big boy)
Avicii( rest in peace)
Twenty one pilot
The Chainsmokers
Dig the kid
Cold play
Khalid
Maroon 5
Calum scot
John legend
Selena Gomez
Ellie Goulding
Christiana aquilera
A great big world
Rita ora
Clean bandit
Dua lipa
Martin garixx
Major Lazer
The night
Edsheeran
Taylor swift
One direction
Lewis capaldi
Sam smith
Ariana Grande
Kehlani
Billie eilish
Camilo Cabello..
Normani
James Arthur

American and British music industries have come a long way, with huge revenues and free interchange of resources. Nigerian music started right, stuttered a bit, then evolved into an unrecognizable monster. Let's keep evolving, maybe it will simmer down after a while and then re-emerge into something great. I truly hope cos the entertainment industry as whole has been doing something great for Nigerian youths.....to the envy of most other African nations. Shatta Wale readily comes to mind.

Amotolongbo:
Your intelligence get as e be o!

So if Isiah’s father gives birth to 10 children, none of the children will bear the name Isiah?

What if Johnny is female, trans, neuter or any of the LGBTQs. In these days of Bobrisky and Jay Boogie, when anyone can bear any name and assume any sex, I think it's safe to stick with a fast rule like A,E,I,O,U even if 'Johnny ' is logically correct answer.

xpressionx:
Did I read Gombe there?
Fear north my people

Zimbabwe sha

She dey stupid. Lagos lodge, PH lodge, Calabar lodge, even Nassarawa lodge you no go. Of all the lodges in this world, nah Gombe lodge wey Sharia dey the woman go! I fear say make dem no stone her to death now.

BlackPantherxXx:
You are proud to say you sexually harassed a girl.

I pray you get to a developed country so that you would get appropriate hometraining.

Nobody holy pass at 17/18. Mr I better-pass-my-neighbour.

gentleguy1975:
if I were you, I would put my hand into my pocket and hold it

Maybe it's bigger and the pant was too tight for the holding operation to be easy. It was really an awkward situation. If I was sensible enough then, i would avoid the situation like leprosy. Thank goodness for life and maturity.

Chibudollar:
this is sexuall harassment nau, are you not ashamed

No. Go watch or read 'Disclosure' written by Michael Crichton. The female is never wrong but the male is always the culprit irrespective of who initiated the thing and how consesual it is. Sorry, I wasn't Joseph, even if I have grown into a better man now.

[quote author=Babastrong post=107185995][/quote]Greatest Ife....I sight you.

litaninja:
You sexually molested a stranger on a bus? What an interesting product of Obafemi Awolowo University.

Why not view it from the perspective that a stranger sexually molested me knowing well enough that the flesh is weak. I'm still a proud product that would consider my every step before making a move. But at 18, with hormone running riot and still learning to be a man, you'll excuse me.

MisterKennedy:
Lol. I feel you bro

I was also battling with this same issue. And it's very embarrassing when I'm in public and it suddenly gets hard. But I've now discovered a hack. No matter how hard it gets now no one will ever notice.

Please, bro, what's the hack. Give me orijo. That thing can be very embarrassing. I swear.

sharpwriter:
Where you wan disappear go? When you dey smooch, you no sabi the time abi?

Bros, no be my fault. Na that devilish girl wan cast my life. Lol.

Back in those days I was in OAU. I stayed off campus on Ondo Road. Jejely I boarded one of those town-Igboro mini-buses going on to campus on my gross anatomy incourse exam day. My head was vibing trying to memorize the 12 cranial nerves but I couldn't help noticing this indegene girl beside me rubbing her ripe bweasts on my arms. Small time now, mini-me sprung into action. I threw caution to the wind and groped her to my satisfaction. At least, she gave me a relief from exam pressure.
Then came the time to alight and I realised I was all tucked in with starched-shirt in straight pants. Mini-me was jutting out crazily. I got down and realised the tenting was so obvious I got a couple of unwelcomed glances. I had to quickly cover my fly with my lab coat. Even with the lab coat shielding me, an elderly lady looked straight into my eyes and smiled wickedly. I was so embarrassed I wished I could disappear.

Sometimes, when I hear the distant ringing of bells by some Christians on morning cries, preaching, I still jump up from bed thinking it's the 5:30 a.m. bell for early morning prep that we use to do in the hostel during my boarding school days.
My point - although they've been released but would the trauma go away? Look closely at the ladies and you'll see trauma personified in their eyes. This Buhari regime has really mess a lot of minds up, directly or indirectly.
I earnestly pray that God will deal Buhari's generations the kind of hands he dealt Nigerians - good or bad.