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Politics / Re: El-Rufai: Only Buhari Can Convince Me Run For Presidency Or Be A Running Mate by Canvass: 12:46am On Mar 10, 2022 |
qekng40: I'm not confused at all. The man already clarified that he came about the Rotimi name by happenstance. Just like Sola Ama (British musician), Yetunde Price (Serena Williams sibling) etc. However, by association, he has been Yorubanized. Let the Yorubas take it like that and adopt the man wholeheartedly. |
Politics / Re: El-Rufai: Only Buhari Can Convince Me Run For Presidency Or Be A Running Mate by Canvass: 11:40pm On Mar 09, 2022 |
qekng40: If Rotimi is not South West enough, I don't know what will be, regardless of it being by some obscure relationship. Amaechi is also South East enough and coming from Rivers is South-South all the way. Equation balanced. The man is a Southerner in all ramifications 5 Likes |
Foreign Affairs / Re: China Wants ‘Reunification’ With Taiwan, Echoing Putin’s Comments About Ukraine by Canvass: 9:02am On Mar 06, 2022 |
Parachoko: I truly hope not. I would prefer they just give in and be part of China straight out. All the killings and violence and waste of resources are just not worth it. That's why I will respect Goodluck Jonathan always. He helped avoid unnecessary unrest and violence by not clinging to power when he could. |
Foreign Affairs / Re: China Wants ‘Reunification’ With Taiwan, Echoing Putin’s Comments About Ukraine by Canvass: 8:20am On Mar 06, 2022 |
Parachoko: I agree with you. All the divisions worldwide were caused by European invaders that called themselves colonialists for their interests. However, I think it will be more sensible to organize a referendum for both Taiwan and Hong Kong citizens to ask if they'll like to join China. Imagine a referendum in Nigeria asking ethnic nationalities if they still want to be part of the union. The outcome may astound us all. |
Education / Re: These Children Were Seen At A Business Center Forging Their SSCE Result by Canvass: 12:00am On Mar 06, 2022 |
Show their faces kwa? They are just two young girls holding sheets of paper in what looks like a business centre. This picture is no evidence of forgery. Show their faces and face possible wahala. 7 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Nigerians Fume As Buhari Donates $1m =580 million naira to Afghanistan by Canvass: 11:55pm On Mar 05, 2022 |
This dunce is bent on ruining �� completely. Now that he's leaving to come back no more, his recklessness has been on the rise. What are the rationales behind borrowing from Shylocks for an empty IOU, only to dole the money out in charity and the stupid rubber-stamp-legislators are just looking on and probably applauding? SMH. It is finished. 2 Likes |
Nairaland / General / Re: How Gov. El- Rufai Exposed Buhari As A Dictator by Canvass: 11:38pm On Mar 05, 2022 |
Sorry, what happened to Malami as the chief power broker? It is El Rufai again? Well, let's keep our fingers crossed. Tinubu Presidency, Fulani Agenda, Islamic Agenda, Igbo Presidency, IPOB and Oduduwa Secession, Foreign Interference, Zoning Formula. All on the table at once. We can have our pick and chat about it till the kingdom come. However, one thing is certain; His will shall be done las las. |
Politics / Re: President Buhari, Listen To Nigerians And Their Cries by Canvass: 8:11am On Mar 05, 2022 |
This student is not brilliant. Just an average student. Some people can be delusional.
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Phones / Re: Electronic Tattoo: Bill Gates Predicts Technology That Will Replace Smart Phones by Canvass: 7:45am On Mar 05, 2022 |
3exe3: I don't think so. I don't even know. What does anybody know nowadays? Look at COVID disappearing almost completely since Russia invaded Ukraine. Some things are just beyond my comprehension. See adulterated fuel finding its way into Nigeria leading to scarcity when we refused to listen to IMF. The games these world powers play are tougher than chess. 33 Likes 2 Shares |
Phones / Re: Electronic Tattoo: Bill Gates Predicts Technology That Will Replace Smart Phones by Canvass: 10:55pm On Mar 04, 2022 |
No medals for guessing. As long as this world remains, it's only a matter of time before another technology replaces smartphones. However, that is if and only if humans don't self-destruct first. I read Zelensky's warning that the nuclear reactor attacked by the Russians is the biggest in Europe and if it should explode, that would be the end of Europe as we know it with rippling radioactive effects all over the world. So much for technological advancement. 38 Likes 6 Shares |
Sports / Re: Nigeria Lists Lookman, Amoo, 30 Others To Battle Ghana by Canvass: 4:34pm On Mar 04, 2022 |
Ajens1991: Suspended after his AFCON straight red card. He'll miss both legs and the first match if Nigeria qualifies for the Mundial. Not as if we'll miss him that much though. He was coming in from the bench during AFCON, meaning he was second fiddle to Aribo. Eberechi Eze is what we need right now. 2 Likes |
TV/Movies / Re: What Is The Most Interesting Movie You Can't Get Tired Watching? by Canvass: 10:53pm On Mar 02, 2022 |
Scent of a Woman |
Politics / Re: Heavy Shoot-Out In Lagos As Thugs Attack NDLEA Agents by Canvass: 1:03pm On Feb 26, 2022 |
Now it's getting down. The moment your NDLEA I.d becomes an arrest warrant, their arms and ammunitions become registered by default. Two can play the game. I don't support drugging but I'll never be cool with extrajudicial madness. Do it according to the books. We don't want a recurrent of supercop doing good to the face and doing shit underneath. 4 Likes |
Romance / Re: I Met This Girl In Less Than 2 Weeks. NOW THIS!!! by Canvass: 10:58pm On Feb 21, 2022 |
chatinent: Not in 'Scarface' where he was always high. Not in 'Godfather Triology' where he was always worked up and not even in 'Scent of a Woman' where he was blind......he never stumbled. Baba, may you be like Al Pacino who never stumbled for woman matter forever. 1 Like 1 Share |
Romance / Re: I Met This Girl In Less Than 2 Weeks. NOW THIS!!! by Canvass: 10:38pm On Feb 21, 2022 |
chatinent: Baba were! Messing them up is your hobby. May you walk and never stumble. 1 Like 1 Share |
Education / Re: WAEC Releases 2021 GCE Results, Records 48.61% Pass by Canvass: 9:35am On Feb 15, 2022 |
It's hard to reconcile how the same students, using the same criteria, manage over 80% pass rate in the WAEC WASSCE but always fall short of 50% pass rate in the WAEC Private exams. There is no correlation or consistency to the pass pattern at all. |
Romance / Re: Lady Drags Man To Court For Calling Her Out After She Failed To Visit Him (photo by Canvass: 12:40am On Feb 11, 2022 |
Tokskob2008: Pro bono. |
Nairaland / General / Re: Good Old Days( Pictures) by Canvass: 3:01pm On Feb 09, 2022 |
SOFTENGR: True. You'll only find big bros and old papas in pool shop combining forecasting for draws with draught playing and seriously sensitive jokes. If you're not mature enough, you no go fit near them. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Nairaland / General / Re: Good Old Days( Pictures) by Canvass: 1:26pm On Feb 09, 2022 |
Na like this soccer betting started before bet9ja 8 Likes 1 Share
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Romance / Re: 69-Year-Old Man Slumps & Dies During Sex With Lady In FCT Hotel by Canvass: 12:53pm On Feb 03, 2022 |
Joe Thomas' 'Love Scene' comes to mind.... 69 was a very good year If you know what I mean, my dear '69 was a very good year If you know what I mean, my dear Let's make a love scene Steamy and blue Erotic memories for an audience of two And we'll make a love scene Let the pre-intimacy begin And replay each moment Again and again and again |
Celebrities / Re: Portable And Poco Lee Tear Stage With Their Performance At Buju Concert (video) by Canvass: 9:33am On Dec 28, 2021 |
slawormiir: American and British music industries have come a long way, with huge revenues and free interchange of resources. Nigerian music started right, stuttered a bit, then evolved into an unrecognizable monster. Let's keep evolving, maybe it will simmer down after a while and then re-emerge into something great. I truly hope cos the entertainment industry as whole has been doing something great for Nigerian youths.....to the envy of most other African nations. Shatta Wale readily comes to mind. |
Forum Games / Re: IQ Test: Can You Answer It? by Canvass: 10:27am On Dec 06, 2021 |
Amotolongbo: What if Johnny is female, trans, neuter or any of the LGBTQs. In these days of Bobrisky and Jay Boogie, when anyone can bear any name and assume any sex, I think it's safe to stick with a fast rule like A,E,I,O,U even if 'Johnny ' is logically correct answer. 1 Like |
Family / Re: Zimbabwean Woman Steals Husband's Money, Caught In Guest House With Boyfriend by Canvass: 9:59am On Nov 08, 2021 |
xpressionx: She dey stupid. Lagos lodge, PH lodge, Calabar lodge, even Nassarawa lodge you no go. Of all the lodges in this world, nah Gombe lodge wey Sharia dey the woman go! I fear say make dem no stone her to death now. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by Canvass: 1:04pm On Oct 30, 2021 |
BlackPantherxXx: Nobody holy pass at 17/18. Mr I better-pass-my-neighbour. 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by Canvass: 1:03pm On Oct 30, 2021 |
gentleguy1975: Maybe it's bigger and the pant was too tight for the holding operation to be easy. It was really an awkward situation. If I was sensible enough then, i would avoid the situation like leprosy. Thank goodness for life and maturity. |
Romance / Re: Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by Canvass: 1:00pm On Oct 30, 2021 |
Chibudollar: No. Go watch or read 'Disclosure' written by Michael Crichton. The female is never wrong but the male is always the culprit irrespective of who initiated the thing and how consesual it is. Sorry, I wasn't Joseph, even if I have grown into a better man now. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by Canvass: 12:57pm On Oct 30, 2021 |
[quote author=Babastrong post=107185995][/quote] Greatest Ife....I sight you. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by Canvass: 12:56pm On Oct 30, 2021 |
litaninja: Why not view it from the perspective that a stranger sexually molested me knowing well enough that the flesh is weak. I'm still a proud product that would consider my every step before making a move. But at 18, with hormone running riot and still learning to be a man, you'll excuse me. 5 Likes |
Romance / Re: Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by Canvass: 12:52pm On Oct 30, 2021 |
MisterKennedy: Please, bro, what's the hack. Give me orijo. That thing can be very embarrassing. I swear. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by Canvass: 12:51pm On Oct 30, 2021 |
sharpwriter: Bros, no be my fault. Na that devilish girl wan cast my life. Lol. 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by Canvass: 11:48pm On Oct 29, 2021 |
Back in those days I was in OAU. I stayed off campus on Ondo Road. Jejely I boarded one of those town-Igboro mini-buses going on to campus on my gross anatomy incourse exam day. My head was vibing trying to memorize the 12 cranial nerves but I couldn't help noticing this indegene girl beside me rubbing her ripe bweasts on my arms. Small time now, mini-me sprung into action. I threw caution to the wind and groped her to my satisfaction. At least, she gave me a relief from exam pressure. Then came the time to alight and I realised I was all tucked in with starched-shirt in straight pants. Mini-me was jutting out crazily. I got down and realised the tenting was so obvious I got a couple of unwelcomed glances. I had to quickly cover my fly with my lab coat. Even with the lab coat shielding me, an elderly lady looked straight into my eyes and smiled wickedly. I was so embarrassed I wished I could disappear. 305 Likes 15 Shares |
NYSC / Re: BREAKING: Kidnapped NYSC Members, Others Released by Canvass: 1:31am On Oct 27, 2021 |
Sometimes, when I hear the distant ringing of bells by some Christians on morning cries, preaching, I still jump up from bed thinking it's the 5:30 a.m. bell for early morning prep that we use to do in the hostel during my boarding school days. My point - although they've been released but would the trauma go away? Look closely at the ladies and you'll see trauma personified in their eyes. This Buhari regime has really mess a lot of minds up, directly or indirectly. I earnestly pray that God will deal Buhari's generations the kind of hands he dealt Nigerians - good or bad. |
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