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Crime / Re: Lagos Trader Bathes Apprentice In Acid, Victim Detained For Three Months by Canvass: 5:51pm On Feb 15, 2021 |
Kriss216: Even if he's guilty, will bathing him with acid bring back the stolen goods. Now he'll spend 10 times the amount of lost goods in treatment and settling case, if he ever wriggle free. Penny wise, pounds foolish. 6 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Anioma Group Blasts Apc’s Lauretta Onochie For Ill-fated Article Press Release by Canvass: 11:26am On Feb 14, 2021 |
Bini culture may have had huge influence on the Igbos on the west Bank of the Niger, especially the royal ancestry and culture, due to time and proximity, but it's a no brainer to speak same language, wear same clothes, share material and non-culture and say you are not Igbo. Anioma nation is part of the larger Igbo nation. Do not forsake your heritage because of transient politics. Isioma, my good friend, take note of this article. 23 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Nigerian Man & Woman Shout As Man Denies Being Responsible For Pregnancy by Canvass: 5:01pm On Feb 12, 2021 |
Since you poo-poo for there before leaving for obodo oyibo, you must take responsibility until she put to bed and the baby is strong enough for DNA test. By the time you are through with antenatal, natal and postnatal, come join expenses to the one you paid upfront during pre- antenatal, your funds must be heading southward. Now you'll know that doing the do na serious matter. |
Politics / Re: Breaking: First Civilian Governor Of Lagos State, Lateef Jakande Dies At 91 by Canvass: 12:41pm On Feb 11, 2021 |
R.I.P to the great man. Jakande schools and Jakande estates still resonates up until today around Lagos. They say all politicians, past and present, are thiefs but very few can say same of Baba. Mobalaji Johnson and Lateef Jakande gone within a space of few months. I hope politicians left behind worries more about their place in history rather than be grabbing all the monies, all the positions and the braggings in Lagos and be selling their own people just because of power. It will all end someday. |
Politics / Re: Crises Rock APC Membership Registration In States by Canvass: 4:31am On Feb 11, 2021 |
Expectedly. It's the ticket to Eldorado for now. The ticket FFK missed so much he started romancing with the devil after cursing him loudly for over 5 years. Soon, very soon, all of them shall be called to account. 5 Likes |
Crime / Re: Aboki Man Injected Something Into The Tomatoes I Bought From Him -lady Cries Out by Canvass: 2:25pm On Feb 10, 2021 |
My take. Please, don't give these dunces respect of intellect. They are not that smart. Even the West and Chinese that are far more sophisticated finds it hard to execute an elaborate plan such as this woman is suggesting. The truth is that agricultural practices in the North is getting more advance by the day because they practice in large scale. Tomato is an easily perishable berry. Everyday, new hybrids of plant seeds are introduced. I think they pluck these tomatoes green up north and transport it down south like that. Once at sales destination, they are treated with ripening substances like ethylene. It ripens in an attractive way. That way, they can minimize damages and losses due to logistics and transportation and still command good market price leading to more profit. 1 Like |
Sports / Re: Blessing Okagbare Receives Guinness World Records Certificate (Photos) by Canvass: 11:48am On Feb 10, 2021 |
Congrats Blessing. For so long, you've filled the void created when Mary Onyali left. Now you've gone a bit further to create records. 173 Likes 12 Shares |
Politics / Re: Please Read! The Dream I Had Today by Canvass: 11:37am On Feb 10, 2021 |
Slimslimqq: It alright bro. What's gonna be is gonna be. You've done your bit. At least by relating your dream to the world the way you know to, even if you are erring, you are erring on the right side of logic. I only took objections to posting this on NL cos most NLanders have no joy. If it rubs them negatively, they will bash you so hard that you'll lose faith in your future dreams until God stop revealing anything to you through dreams. If I were you, I'll keep it to the people that knows me and believe in my gift. Not some faceless virtual people. |
Sports / Re: Rohr Hints On Ighalo Super Eagles Return by Canvass: 11:28am On Feb 10, 2021 |
See wetin Onuachu caused now. You go to Europe to bang in goals on weekly basis but come back to Naija to play like a lame duck. If you have been decent enough, this white vulture won't be telling us your papa mate, Odion, is still welcome. I don't know if you close your eyes whenever better boy, Oshimien, is on the pitch. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Please Read! The Dream I Had Today by Canvass: 11:22am On Feb 10, 2021 |
Slimslimqq: Namadi Sambo! Okay. If you asked me, your dream is not completely off grid. The new world order is in effect. Biden was sworn in using codex gigaz rather than the Bible. His first statement directed towards Nigeria as a nation was about gay rights bill. The white oligarchy wants gay rights bill passed. Conservative North and extremist Christians down south would have none of that. Jonathan danced to the tune of Nigerians and he was ousted. Part of way he was ousted was unrest in form of Boko Haram and proliferation of light arms and ammunitions. Jonathan didn't cal to concede cos he was docile. He conceded because he knew the international community led by U.S and GB were against him. Matters should eventually come to head, where this white oligarchy pull the strings to cause more unrest in Nigeria so we can submit to their whims and caprices. Economic exploitation is not enough for them anymore. They must control our day-to-day living. That's the objective of the New World Order in the first instance. One world, one government, one people. Gay rights bill is just one. We have IMF economic policies, we have mandatory vaccine issue etc. Do you think coming to relate your dream on NL is the best? Cos I don't think so. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Please Read! The Dream I Had Today by Canvass: 10:53am On Feb 10, 2021 |
Who is Gambo? |
Business / Re: Customers, Investors Funds In Zenith Bank by Canvass: 8:42pm On Feb 09, 2021 |
This is it. It's so easy to accuse Buhari of nepotism while other leaders of lesser stature do same all day, everyday. When it comes to protection of personal interests, most of these influential people would flout rules and regulations without second thought. Sooner we realize that it's not Igbo Vs Yoruba Vs Hausa Vs Kanuri but the poor Vs the rich, the better. Note: I didn't put Fulani in there. They are bandits, armed robbers, kidnappers and murderers. They lack the faculty for critical reasoning, hence they are sub-humans. More like cows. |
Politics / Re: VP Osinbajo: We Must Resist Attempts To Destroy Unity Of Nigeria by Canvass: 6:54pm On Feb 09, 2021 |
Unity destroyed since before 1960. Keep on thinking you're cajoling us. Soon, we shall see what becomes of the carcass of dead Nigeria. Soon. |
Politics / Re: There Must Be Evidence That Justice Is Being Done Against Kidnappers,bandits–vp by Canvass: 6:47pm On Feb 09, 2021 |
Oga Yemi, resign if they won't listen to your contributions. Don't come to us in future, writing one useless book and revealing how the canal gag your throat. As far as we are concerned, it's a government and you are part and parcel of it. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Those Who Witnessed A Fulani Fight Pray Never To Do So Again - VIDEO by Canvass: 5:23pm On Feb 09, 2021 |
Which tribe fight come good? Whatever you Fulani do today, just remember Buhari won't be in power forever and Nigerians would forever be wary of voting another Fulani into power again. With no support from the centre, these idiots think they can fight and conquer all other Nigerian tribes combined! I.just hope when the time comes, nobody would call it genocide but farmers/herders crisis. I don't understand how you can call yourself my neighbor and just because we live in the same house and share compound, you can come into my flat, grab my remote and insist on the TV station we must see. Even landlord no go try am. 5 Likes |
Politics / Re: Benjamin Kalu: Nigerian Legislature Poorest In The World by Canvass: 5:10pm On Feb 09, 2021 |
Lol. Your Oliver Twist will always want some more. #Endsars is a warning and you people know it. That's the reason you are doing everything to repress everyone involved. Someday, soon, your monkey go go market and won't return. Take note. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Education / Re: 50-year-old Woman Who Wants To Be A Teacher Gets Enrolled Into JSS2 At Ilorin by Canvass: 10:31am On Feb 09, 2021 |
Our dreams should only die when we die. Keep on trying, mama. At least you'll have something reasonable on your mind rather than focusing on the wahala of menopause. 1 Like |
Crime / Re: Adamu Uwar, Notorious Kidnapper Arrested While Collecting Ransom In Plateau by Canvass: 5:00pm On Feb 08, 2021 |
On those two occasions he was arrested, who let him go? That's where the investigation starts. However, no investigation would be carried out and after a while,this greedy lunatic will walk again. 101 Likes 7 Shares |
Politics / Re: Debate- Has Corruption Reduced Under Buhari? by Canvass: 4:51pm On Feb 08, 2021 |
Noooooooo. If I don't use international statistics to back this up, where else do I get back-up. From Buhari-run bodies? We are 'everyday people' and we know the truth from our everyday living in Nigeria. |
Politics / Re: Gumi: Biafra & Oduduwa Agitators Are Miscreants Not Different From Boko Haram by Canvass: 9:53am On Feb 07, 2021 |
Sheik, don't be fooled, most Southerners do not want this union anymore. The election votes mean nothing. Never mind that you've spoken to killer herdmen called bandits. Have you spoken to the farmers or anybody from the South? Try referendum on regional basis and you'll be shocked at how much people want a break. Nigeria is a failed experiment and we can't keep doing things same way, hoping for a different result. 200 Likes 12 Shares |
Travel / Re: How The First Plane Crash In Nigeria Happened In April 1942 by Canvass: 9:36am On Feb 07, 2021 |
The first plane on Nigerian soil practically crash-landed into the mud in Maiduguri in 1925. It took more than four hours to drag it out and repair the engines before moving it on to Kano. Nigeria and plane-crashes have always been very close. |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: by Canvass: 9:11am On Feb 05, 2021 |
Chii59: Now you're talking. I thought I infered that in my counter advertisement. 'Rich' is the word for better nourishment of body and soul. Rich, money- conscious, heaven-seeking, handsome Christian may be scarce but surely there must be one or two out of over a million Nigerian men. Please, if you find a female version as you journey along, pleae alert me so I can go meet her myself. Thanks and best of luck. |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: by Canvass: 4:28pm On Feb 03, 2021 |
Chii59: Since I no meet the criteria above, make I take chance run my own free advert. Wife Needed Urgently. You must meet the following criteria; - You need not be born again. Just don't bring unnecessary hypocrisy or drama with you, - AA, AS, AC genotypes. ( Some other genotypes can be considered under special conditions) - 30 years and above ( No strength for baby-sitting) - 5'5 and above - Be enterprising and be willing to work ( you fit no get work yet since Buhari don make the country too hard) - Sensible ( If u funny, I go laugh but if you be bone-straight, then no need to laugh too much) - As long as you are willing to travel, where you come from and where we are going no matter ( Don't be Fulani oo. Those people are fine but I don't want murderous in-laws) What you need to know about me; -Religion no fit cause wahala for us - 5'7 - In my 30s ( even if I know say how much dey my account is far important to you) - All hustles nah employment - I can read, write and speak English -I love money and every legit hustle nah my way. I used to like book too but as I grow older, I come see say money answereth all, not book. - Highly adaptable (If to laugh, smile, strong- face or go without expression - nah condition. But one thing for sure,if I no get money, I don't joke around) - Domiciled in Lagos but goes anywhere the money is. If you're interested, send me a DM. Thanks. 6 Likes |
Crime / Re: Barber Arrested For Giving Customers Haircuts That Insult Islam (Photo) by Canvass: 3:55pm On Feb 03, 2021 |
.Dear Mr Elijah, I hope your handlers would give this the publicity it demands. Shout loud and hard and hope the world hears. Then your trial will become a blessing. These maniacs should grudgingly release you in the long run since you are not a Muslim, hence shouldn't be tried by Sharia. Once released, make the most of it. Ride on your momentary popularity, open a go-fund-me or stuff, run off to any western country and file for asylum. Your case should be fairly easy to prove. Get away from this zoo, roll your sleeves and work as hard as you worked here. You will surely get dividend. I'm only looking for the best in a messed-up situation such as yours. Wishing you all the best through your trials and eventual triumph. 2 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: After 16 Years, Lady Shocked As She Stumbles On Her Husband Contact List by Canvass: 12:02am On Feb 02, 2021 |
Stainlezzking: I wonder ooo! No need for argument. Pick up your own phone and change your husband's name to his official name......Frank Coldstone. Shikena. |
Romance / Re: This Is Why Ladies Keep Disturbing Me (photo) by Canvass: 10:15pm On Jan 29, 2021 |
Bro, no doubt, you are damn attractive. If I were a woman, I'll try tapping your resources. Let no one take it away from you, you are top notch However, I read it somewhere that Nigerian women are attracted and go for a typical, every day guy, with average figure and aesthetic beauty. Why? I still don't know. 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: List Of The 14 Most Useless Organisations In Nigeria by Canvass: 9:16am On Jan 29, 2021 |
Family / Re: Is It Compulsory For The Man To Pay The Bills??? by Canvass: 10:36am On Jan 28, 2021 |
Nothing is compulsory in this world. If you don't want to eat, you go fasting. If you don't want to pay tax, don't work. If you don't want to die, don't be born. If you don't want to pay the bills, keep.your gbola in your pants, don't get married, don't bear kids and go live in the wilderness where nature gives all amenities freely. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Sports / Re: This Guy Gambled With Money Meant For His Sister's Traditional Marriage by Canvass: 12:19am On Jan 24, 2021 |
Then the sister should stick with foreign wedding. Go to court, go on to a mini-reception, take hubby home and live forever happy after. 3 Likes |
Politics / Re: Sunday Igboho: You Cannot Threaten Or Arrest Me (Video) by Canvass: 10:15pm On Jan 22, 2021 |
[quote author=duro4chang post=98339001]Yes now. Many people who love seyi will hate him. It is even happening now. You do not know oyo politics.[/quote Legendary Oyo State where it's extremely hard for an individual to ride on the power of incumbency to win second term. Makinde is going, going.......... 10 Likes |
Politics / Re: Arrest, Treat Sunday Igboho, Others Like Criminals, Makinde Tells Oyo CP by Canvass: 8:56pm On Jan 22, 2021 |
Hey, Mr Ambitious Makinde, you are shooting yourself in the foot. I know some youths already rooting for you but with this partisan move, you are a goner. I remember in Ghana and Benin Republic, their army commandants told them Herdsmen are no better than the herds, mess them up at every chance. You wan play politics. Okay ooo. 4 Likes |
Crime / Re: N2m Credit Alert Sends Ilorin Driver To Prison by Canvass: 5:05pm On Jan 22, 2021 |
RealLordZeus: That judge is mad. Instead of kukuma saying life imprisonment because the guy can't pay the appended 200k fine from prison, talkless N2m. Prison na CBN? 1 Like |
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