₦airaland Forum

Kriss216:
The Boy stayed back cos he's innocent.


The Oga is naturally wicked. He deserves same punishment.

Even if he's guilty, will bathing him with acid bring back the stolen goods. Now he'll spend 10 times the amount of lost goods in treatment and settling case, if he ever wriggle free.

Penny wise, pounds foolish.

Bini culture may have had huge influence on the Igbos on the west Bank of the Niger, especially the royal ancestry and culture, due to time and proximity, but it's a no brainer to speak same language, wear same clothes, share material and non-culture and say you are not Igbo.

Anioma nation is part of the larger Igbo nation. Do not forsake your heritage because of transient politics. Isioma, my good friend, take note of this article.

Since you poo-poo for there before leaving for obodo oyibo, you must take responsibility until she put to bed and the baby is strong enough for DNA test.

By the time you are through with antenatal, natal and postnatal, come join expenses to the one you paid upfront during pre- antenatal, your funds must be heading southward.

Now you'll know that doing the do na serious matter.

R.I.P to the great man. Jakande schools and Jakande estates still resonates up until today around Lagos. They say all politicians, past and present, are thiefs but very few can say same of Baba.

Mobalaji Johnson and Lateef Jakande gone within a space of few months.

I hope politicians left behind worries more about their place in history rather than be grabbing all the monies, all the positions and the braggings in Lagos and be selling their own people just because of power. It will all end someday.

Expectedly. It's the ticket to Eldorado for now. The ticket FFK missed so much he started romancing with the devil after cursing him loudly for over 5 years. Soon, very soon, all of them shall be called to account.

My take. Please, don't give these dunces respect of intellect. They are not that smart. Even the West and Chinese that are far more sophisticated finds it hard to execute an elaborate plan such as this woman is suggesting. The truth is that agricultural practices in the North is getting more advance by the day because they practice in large scale.

Tomato is an easily perishable berry. Everyday, new hybrids of plant seeds are introduced. I think they pluck these tomatoes green up north and transport it down south like that. Once at sales destination, they are treated with ripening substances like ethylene. It ripens in an attractive way.

That way, they can minimize damages and losses due to logistics and transportation and still command good market price leading to more profit.

Congrats Blessing. For so long, you've filled the void created when Mary Onyali left. Now you've gone a bit further to create records.

Slimslimqq:
wow!
not only on NAIRALAND, I have sent as a message to my whatsapp contacts, and also my facebook wall.
i have to pass d message to the world

It alright bro. What's gonna be is gonna be. You've done your bit. At least by relating your dream to the world the way you know to, even if you are erring, you are erring on the right side of logic.

I only took objections to posting this on NL cos most NLanders have no joy. If it rubs them negatively, they will bash you so hard that you'll lose faith in your future dreams until God stop revealing anything to you through dreams. If I were you, I'll keep it to the people that knows me and believe in my gift. Not some faceless virtual people.

See wetin Onuachu caused now. You go to Europe to bang in goals on weekly basis but come back to Naija to play like a lame duck.

If you have been decent enough, this white vulture won't be telling us your papa mate, Odion, is still welcome.

I don't know if you close your eyes whenever better boy, Oshimien, is on the pitch.

Slimslimqq:
Jonathan vice

Namadi Sambo! Okay.

If you asked me, your dream is not completely off grid. The new world order is in effect. Biden was sworn in using codex gigaz rather than the Bible. His first statement directed towards Nigeria as a nation was about gay rights bill.

The white oligarchy wants gay rights bill passed. Conservative North and extremist Christians down south would have none of that. Jonathan danced to the tune of Nigerians and he was ousted. Part of way he was ousted was unrest in form of Boko Haram and proliferation of light arms and ammunitions. Jonathan didn't cal to concede cos he was docile. He conceded because he knew the international community led by U.S and GB were against him.

Matters should eventually come to head, where this white oligarchy pull the strings to cause more unrest in Nigeria so we can submit to their whims and caprices. Economic exploitation is not enough for them anymore. They must control our day-to-day living. That's the objective of the New World Order in the first instance. One world, one government, one people. Gay rights bill is just one. We have IMF economic policies, we have mandatory vaccine issue etc.

Do you think coming to relate your dream on NL is the best? Cos I don't think so.

Who is Gambo?

This is it. It's so easy to accuse Buhari of nepotism while other leaders of lesser stature do same all day, everyday.

When it comes to protection of personal interests, most of these influential people would flout rules and regulations without second thought.

Sooner we realize that it's not Igbo Vs Yoruba Vs Hausa Vs Kanuri but the poor Vs the rich, the better.

Note: I didn't put Fulani in there. They are bandits, armed robbers, kidnappers and murderers. They lack the faculty for critical reasoning, hence they are sub-humans. More like cows.

Unity destroyed since before 1960. Keep on thinking you're cajoling us. Soon, we shall see what becomes of the carcass of dead Nigeria. Soon.

Oga Yemi, resign if they won't listen to your contributions. Don't come to us in future, writing one useless book and revealing how the canal gag your throat.

As far as we are concerned, it's a government and you are part and parcel of it.

Which tribe fight come good? Whatever you Fulani do today, just remember Buhari won't be in power forever and Nigerians would forever be wary of voting another Fulani into power again.

With no support from the centre, these idiots think they can fight and conquer all other Nigerian tribes combined! I.just hope when the time comes, nobody would call it genocide but farmers/herders crisis.

I don't understand how you can call yourself my neighbor and just because we live in the same house and share compound, you can come into my flat, grab my remote and insist on the TV station we must see. Even landlord no go try am.

Lol. Your Oliver Twist will always want some more. #Endsars is a warning and you people know it. That's the reason you are doing everything to repress everyone involved. Someday, soon, your monkey go go market and won't return. Take note.

Our dreams should only die when we die. Keep on trying, mama.
At least you'll have something reasonable on your mind rather than focusing on the wahala of menopause.

On those two occasions he was arrested, who let him go? That's where the investigation starts. However, no investigation would be carried out and after a while,this greedy lunatic will walk again.

Noooooooo. If I don't use international statistics to back this up, where else do I get back-up. From Buhari-run bodies?

We are 'everyday people' and we know the truth from our everyday living in Nigeria.

Sheik, don't be fooled, most Southerners do not want this union anymore. The election votes mean nothing.
Never mind that you've spoken to killer herdmen called bandits. Have you spoken to the farmers or anybody from the South?

Try referendum on regional basis and you'll be shocked at how much people want a break.

Nigeria is a failed experiment and we can't keep doing things same way, hoping for a different result.

The first plane on Nigerian soil practically crash-landed into the mud in Maiduguri in 1925. It took more than four hours to drag it out and repair the engines before moving it on to Kano.

Nigeria and plane-crashes have always been very close.

Chii59:
UPDATE

I wrote that you must have a steady source of income before you DM me.
But now, you have to be RICH.
"Born again and rich."
Sounds great

Rich believers, DM me please

Random pic... On my way to church

Now you're talking. I thought I infered that in my counter advertisement. 'Rich' is the word for better nourishment of body and soul.

Rich, money- conscious, heaven-seeking, handsome Christian may be scarce but surely there must be one or two out of over a million Nigerian men.

Please, if you find a female version as you journey along, pleae alert me so I can go meet her myself. Thanks and best of luck.

Chii59:
You must meet these criteria
- Genuinely born again (No sex before marriage)
- AA genotype
- 30 years and above
- 5'10 and above
- Have a steady source of income
- Smart, family oriented and have a sense of humour
- Live within the middle belt (FCT inclusive) & be willing to travel.

What you need to know about me
- Believer in Jesus Christ
- Tall, light skinned, 6'1
- Mid twenties
- Self employed
- Well educated, ambivert
- Ardent lover of books, pets and nature
- Full of witty humour. Never a dull moment
- Lives in the middle belt.

If you're interested, send me a DM.

Since I no meet the criteria above, make I take chance run my own free advert.

Wife Needed Urgently.

You must meet the following criteria;
- You need not be born again. Just don't bring unnecessary hypocrisy or drama with you,
- AA, AS, AC genotypes. ( Some other genotypes can be considered under special conditions)
- 30 years and above ( No strength for baby-sitting)
- 5'5 and above
- Be enterprising and be willing to work ( you fit no get work yet since Buhari don make the country too hard)
- Sensible ( If u funny, I go laugh but if you be bone-straight, then no need to laugh too much)
- As long as you are willing to travel, where you come from and where we are going no matter ( Don't be Fulani oo. Those people are fine but I don't want murderous in-laws)

What you need to know about me;
-Religion no fit cause wahala for us
- 5'7
- In my 30s ( even if I know say how much dey my account is far important to you)
- All hustles nah employment
- I can read, write and speak English
-I love money and every legit hustle nah my way. I used to like book too but as I grow older, I come see say money answereth all, not book.
- Highly adaptable (If to laugh, smile, strong- face or go without expression - nah condition. But one thing for sure,if I no get money, I don't joke around)
- Domiciled in Lagos but goes anywhere the money is.

If you're interested, send me a DM. Thanks.

.Dear Mr Elijah, I hope your handlers would give this the publicity it demands. Shout loud and hard and hope the world hears. Then your trial will become a blessing.

These maniacs should grudgingly release you in the long run since you are not a Muslim, hence shouldn't be tried by Sharia. Once released, make the most of it. Ride on your momentary popularity, open a go-fund-me or stuff, run off to any western country and file for asylum. Your case should be fairly easy to prove.

Get away from this zoo, roll your sleeves and work as hard as you worked here. You will surely get dividend.

I'm only looking for the best in a messed-up situation such as yours. Wishing you all the best through your trials and eventual triumph.

Stainlezzking:
I don't understand it's that not her name??

I wonder ooo! No need for argument. Pick up your own phone and change your husband's name to his official name......Frank Coldstone. Shikena.

Bro, no doubt, you are damn attractive. If I were a woman, I'll try tapping your resources. Let no one take it away from you, you are top notch

However, I read it somewhere that Nigerian women are attracted and go for a typical, every day guy, with average figure and aesthetic beauty. Why? I still don't know.

padi94:
You fool, what of APC Nd Muric

Plus
All Electricity Distribution Companies.

Nothing is compulsory in this world. If you don't want to eat, you go fasting. If you don't want to pay tax, don't work. If you don't want to die, don't be born.

If you don't want to pay the bills, keep.your gbola in your pants, don't get married, don't bear kids and go live in the wilderness where nature gives all amenities freely.

Then the sister should stick with foreign wedding. Go to court, go on to a mini-reception, take hubby home and live forever happy after.

[quote author=duro4chang post=98339001]Yes now. Many people who love seyi will hate him. It is even happening now. You do not know oyo politics.[/quote

Legendary Oyo State where it's extremely hard for an individual to ride on the power of incumbency to win second term. Makinde is going, going..........

Hey, Mr Ambitious Makinde, you are shooting yourself in the foot. I know some youths already rooting for you but with this partisan move, you are a goner.
I remember in Ghana and Benin Republic, their army commandants told them Herdsmen are no better than the herds, mess them up at every chance. You wan play politics. Okay ooo.

RealLordZeus:
I no understand this judgement oooo

Send to prison with fine, not an option.
Then the convict must restitute money while in prison, shey he wan earn money for prison ni

That judge is mad. Instead of kukuma saying life imprisonment because the guy can't pay the appended 200k fine from prison, talkless N2m. Prison na CBN?