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Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Has Not Broken Josef Bican's All-time Goalscoring Records by Canvass: 7:16pm On Jan 21, 2021
Aphrygian:
Any goal not recognized by FIFA can not be counted as official goals, if czech republic like they should even count training goals.

Pele, Romario, Ronaldo De Lima and Messi must have scored over a thousand goals in course of their careers if we go by Czech F.A. standards. Maija FA can even come up with some spectacular figure for Yekini�. FIFA or nothing. Gbam.

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Politics / Re: Help: Wrong Picture On My National ID Card by Canvass: 11:19am On Jan 14, 2021
I experienced something like that too but when I checked back after about 2 months, the error was rectified without lodging any complaint.
To be on the safe side, you may have to approach a registration center to get your biometrics redone and all data updated.
Good luck.

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Romance / Re: Sex Is Transactional Even In Marriage. by Canvass: 12:07pm On Jan 12, 2021
I don't know what women sees in me that makes them open their legs for me. I'm short, not so handsome and perpetually broke yet I never go a week without getting laid since I was 18.

I guess the theory in China Achebe's "Man of the People" that posited that - if you truly love women and let it show without any shame, women would love you back - works for me.

I can't join SMAN cos sex has never been transactional for me. They have been very generous to me and I know if I have, it's obligatory for me to be generous to any of them around.
Politics / Re: Heres What A White Lady Said About Africa by Canvass: 5:28pm On Jan 06, 2021
Illiteracy is a disease,half education is dangerous but education without knowledge and wisdom.is the worst of them all.
Last time I checked, Coca Cola headquarters is in Atlanta, Georgia.in the U.S. and raw materials for their products are mainly from Florida and Brazil.
Her saying the Coca Cola products used Africa comes from Europe tells me a lot. Her opinion is worth nothing.
Family / Re: DNA: Social Media Stories Are Destroying Homes And Relationships & Must Stop by Canvass: 5:17pm On Jan 06, 2021
While lab scientists running the DNA test are cashing out big time.

Any home built on everlasting deceit with live evidence(s) is not supposed to stand, hence should crumble hard and fast.

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Crime / Re: Bandits Shoot At Passengers On Kaduna Highway, 9 People Killed (Photos) by Canvass: 11:29pm On Jan 05, 2021
Bornu1stSon:
Although am from the most peaceful part of the North, But this is the most reason why ESN should be totally supported all over SE and Co.

The difference is clear, our federal government negotiates with Boko Haram that has subdivided and changed its name to bandits, encourages them by paying them huge money which they use to buy more weapons. Making insecurity to escalate.

While

Kanu's ESN expels them from the forest without mercy and challenges them to do their worst and the trouble makers After seeing how prepared their hosts are, decided to embrace peace. Making Insecurity to de-escalate.


Amotekun: Be like an archaic army used as illustration in children school books. Only good to be used as an example of a regional police. Limited effectiveness but dilligently serving it's academic purpose as reference point for other troubled regions.

Fulani Herdsmen/Kidnappers/ Bandits/Boko Haram: Be like torn rag dolls sewn at the seams and invoked with evil spirits. Directionless, lacking in high principles but only interested in base things like food, money, sex (virgins) and outdated religious doctrines.

Nigerian Police: Be like battery-powered children toys. Fanciful and fun to play with but a caricature of real life security force Nigerians need.

Nigerian Armed Forces Be like weaponized drones in the hands of incompetent technicians. Should have been useful if professionally managed .

ESN: Be like high-end robots fitted with AI and designed specifically for battle. Would easily be the most effective security apparatus in land but jealousy, suspicion, politics, bigotry and corruption will never let it stand.

God bless Nigeria.
Romance / Re: Have U Ever Bleep Ur Cousin? by Canvass: 7:32pm On Jan 04, 2021
MeekySmudger:
Sir,forget that thing,either Einstein or his cousin were bastards

Lol. The G.S.A theory is a pseudoscience though, hence it does not hold fast. There are lots bastards nowadays.
Romance / Re: If My Husband Asks For DNA Test After Giving Birth, I'll Give Him The Test And D by Canvass: 1:32pm On Jan 02, 2021
As soon as I start paying for antenatal, i'l start saving up for DNA. I'll def run a DNA test before naming. If don't want you to know, you will not know but I'd rather let you know.
DNA test is my choice while divorce is yours. Since I:m not a community father, I'll feel peace of mind knowing I'm raising another man's child, hence I can give my all without restraint.
If you are sure you are not promiscuous, you should care less if I run any test to safeguard my interest. In God I trust,........ not in man.

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Romance / Re: "We Need Marriage But Men Are Scared To Come"... Pretty Lawyer by Canvass: 10:04pm On Dec 29, 2020
Fantasticcc:
Marriage adds nothing to men nowadays...... I see no reason a comfortable man will use his money to tie himself down with an overused cunt in the name of marriage...

Men controls commitment the same way women control sex... But a rich man controls both......

.....a rich man controls both.....hmmm, wise words on the marble. A phrase fit to be taken into the new year as a watchpoint.

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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Been Caught In The Act by Canvass: 7:14pm On Dec 29, 2020
Canvass:


Your moniker though.....you must be old school to read that magazine. Dauda the sexy guy complete with Mr. Lewis. Lol.

Lol....for you knowing it so old school then you must be old school too. Tell me the truth, you started with Planta Butter rather than Blueband Butter and you eventually graduated from Lolly to Better Lover, Hints and the Hearts.
Romance / Re: Introduce Yourself With What Almost Killed You (photo) by Canvass: 5:09pm On Dec 28, 2020
Biglittlelois:
Hi, I'm out of body experience

Twice.

What are you doing outside your body in the first instance? Is that not equal to death in layman's language?
Sports / Re: FIFA Calls Off Men’s 2021 U-17, U-20 World Cups by Canvass: 6:49pm On Dec 25, 2020
joxxy01:
Does this imply that the U-20 Wafu tournament which serves as a qualifying route to the U-20 Afcon and U-20 world cup has been cancelled too?

Remember, Nigeria just recently failed to qualify. Could it be a Blessing in disguise for our U-20 team?

Right question. Since the boys in qualified teams would not be within the age range by 2023, does that mean all qualifiers should start all over?

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Politics / Re: #thenorthremembers Is Trending On Twitter, And Here Is Why: by Canvass: 1:28pm On Dec 16, 2020
I still don't understand how they think! People that castigated BBC for showing King of Saudi shaking Angela Merkel rather than focusing on the king that committed haram!
Like cows, enough brain capacity to remember but too little to process issues properly. SMH.

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Politics / Re: Aisha Yesufu: Boko Haram Will Face South When They Are Done With North by Canvass: 7:37pm On Dec 15, 2020
EMMY76:
That's almost impossible in the SE and SS unless they get backing from buhari's regime I can't vouch for the SW where there are great number of yoruba muslims who are ready to do anything to please their fulani muslim brothers up north.
For bokoharam to be able to have a foothold in the south and flourish like in the north east it must have a willing grassroot local collaboration where it effortlessly recruits it's members which the SE/SS regions can't provide due to their cultural and religious beliefs that are totally against all that bokoharam represents.

Most Yoruba people are traditionalists disguising with other religions. You think skull-mining thrives in the West for no just cause? From Ile-Ife to Oyo to Ibadan to Ijebu to Benin Republic to Togo, it's JuJu everywhere you go. So tey, them export am go the Americas and the Caribbeans. Amotekun and OPC are cults rather than security outfits and they rely heavily on otumokpo as against arms and ammunitions.
Let the Boko Haram people show first.

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Crime / Re: Vehicle Guns And Bullet Coming From Niger Republic Intercepted By Customs by Canvass: 6:30am On Dec 14, 2020
xProfx:
The same Niger Republic Buhari wants to connect to Nigeria permanently by way of the rail project... embarassed

Lock the Southern borders, open up the Northern borders and go a little further giving the landlocked Northern countries easy assess to the country via rail, road and power, knowing fully well that the Sahel region is the troubled region through which arms come into the country!
And we are shouting insecurity and blaming Jonathan for it?!

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Education / Re: Battling With Eczema; What's The Perfect Solution For Chronic Eczema by Canvass: 8:46am On Dec 13, 2020
The best thing is for you to visit a physician.
Romance / Re: My Wife Is A Lesbian.... I Am Heart Broken by Canvass: 6:01pm On Dec 09, 2020
She's one cold, calculating woman Love is not in her equation at all. You showed desperation and urgency in wanting to get married and she exploited your weaknesses.
You need to be cold and calculating too. Do not confront her with the truth until it's absolutely too late for her to do anything about it. Keep the information you gathered safely, tactfully see how you can recover as much as possible from the business you set up for her, leave the rest as losses from a business venture, sue for divorce and get on with your life asap.
The more you hang on, the more the mental torture and emotional damage.
Good luck.

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Politics / Re: #FasholaHatesNorth: Northerners Register Dissatisfaction With Fashola, Minister by Canvass: 8:58am On Dec 07, 2020
I lost hope completely the day I saw the North blaming and threatening BBC for showing the Saudi King shaking German Chancellor, Angela Merkel. Instead of condemning their supreme king and leader, they chose to make BBC the scape-goat. They are capital morons that just flow with the drift without thinking.
However, my only consolation was that the British got what they deserved. Why merge humans with cows?

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Politics / Re: Video: War In The North As Bandict Attacked Fulani Leader by Canvass: 6:49pm On Dec 06, 2020
So Yoruba is now the new language spoken in the North?

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Celebrities / Re: Photo Of Fela Kuti Almost ‘chopping’ Burna Boy’s Mother Right On Stage Pops Up by Canvass: 8:00pm On Dec 03, 2020
Djamel:


What are you saying thats different from what we already know.yes,the picture isnt of any harm to burna's career.but,i bet if you are told that, that picture is your President's mother,it wouldnt sit well with you right?

Mary Magdalene was a prostitute but still emerged Jesus's best friend in the end. I'm neither a judge nor a jury of people's character. Boko Haram people decided they must judge people by their own standards and today, we all know the result.
If you insist you must judge others, please do and let's see what comes out of it. Bringing my mother, my president or my wife in to substitute in the equation won't change anything. I don't see from that point of view and there's nothing anyone can do about that.
Romance / Re: Sugar Mummy Hires Thugs To Disrupt Her Younger Lover’s Traditional Wedding by Canvass: 1:52pm On Dec 02, 2020
Bluezy13:
He is not an intelligent SugarSon.
And intelligent SugarSon always let his SugarMummy know that he is free to get married whenever he wills to.
This he does not necessarily by saying it but by acting that way and at the same time showing the SugarMummy that he cherishes and admires her and perhaps loves her. Make her understand that the fact remains that he must have a separate life someday or somewhere...if he doesn't already have it.

Always define the relationship honestly, Some SugarMummies are understanding and would even cherish the SugarSon more for his honesty.
Let there always be an understanding from the onset and things like this would be avoided.
An angry SugarMummy can do "anything".

Obviously, there is no sugar in this one. The relationship dey acidic.

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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Been Caught In The Act by Canvass: 11:12pm On Nov 29, 2020
DaudaTheSexyGuy:


It is very risky to bang a married woman in her matrimonial home

Your moniker though.....you must be old school to read that magazine. Dauda the sexy guy complete with Mr. Lewis. Lol.

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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Been Caught In The Act by Canvass: 11:09pm On Nov 29, 2020
DaudaTheSexyGuy:


It is very risky to bang a married woman in her matrimonial home

Very risky to bang a married woman anywhere, anytime. Just let them be.

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Celebrities / Re: Photo Of Fela Kuti Almost ‘chopping’ Burna Boy’s Mother Right On Stage Pops Up by Canvass: 5:33pm On Nov 28, 2020
Canvass:


My brother, help me out. Is another Book Haram brewing in the South or something.
XXXXTENTACION:
Well i was only trying to make a simple point clear which is the fact that picture might not mean any harm to you but they are people out there who are going to interprete that picture in extreme ways. cool

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Celebrities / Re: Photo Of Fela Kuti Almost ‘chopping’ Burna Boy’s Mother Right On Stage Pops Up by Canvass: 5:29pm On Nov 28, 2020
Djamel:


Bros relax and understand the angle he's looking at things
Yes!, it has no effect on Burnaboy's career. However, if burna boy was in another World. Say, the political world or religious world.Bro,that picture up there would be a problem

I'm absolutely relaxed and I think I already resolved issues with the man in question!
Now that you wanna bring in, I still need education. Now tell me the world Burna is in today? Political? Religious? Judgemental? Moralistic?
Burna is an entertainer and that picture up there has nothing to do with his entertainment value. Nobody is gonna deny him any further Grammy nominations just cos his mother is in that picture. He's only gonna be rated based on the quality of his art. Is that hard to understand?

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Celebrities / Re: Photo Of Fela Kuti Almost ‘chopping’ Burna Boy’s Mother Right On Stage Pops Up by Canvass: 10:00am On Nov 28, 2020
XXXXTENTACION:
Well have you heard of the butterfly effect

My brother, let's put this to rest here. It's okay. Wonderful weekend ahead.

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Celebrities / Re: Photo Of Fela Kuti Almost ‘chopping’ Burna Boy’s Mother Right On Stage Pops Up by Canvass: 9:33am On Nov 28, 2020
[quote author=XXXXTENTACION post=96521526][/quote]

What about repentance and forgiveness? What about moving on and not allowing your past become an albatross round your neck? Would you kill your mother for what she did before you were born? Even if she was a prostitute in the past, should I let that affect my job right now?
Now I see where we differ. You prefer to hang on to the past, I prefer to look forward. I respect your view,I just don't share it.

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Celebrities / Re: Photo Of Fela Kuti Almost ‘chopping’ Burna Boy’s Mother Right On Stage Pops Up by Canvass: 8:08am On Nov 28, 2020
illicit:
Fela slept with his queens.... no news

My brother, it's no news now. People just wants to overflog issues cos Burna is riding high. That's cheap.
When talking Burna, talk about the quality of his art bringing him and Nigeria international recognition on yearly basis. Not some irrelevant stuff his mom did aeons ago.

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Celebrities / Re: Photo Of Fela Kuti Almost ‘chopping’ Burna Boy’s Mother Right On Stage Pops Up by Canvass: 8:03am On Nov 28, 2020
XXXXTENTACION:
The past to some extent determines future. undecided


just because something happened in the past does'nt mean that such a thing can't have effects on the future.


if you took out sometime you would realise that certain things people do in the past can have a paramount effects on the future.



that single picture up there might not make much meaning to you but if we took time to interprete that picture in different contexts it might have deeper meanings than we might realise. undecided

Please educate me. That picture up there has relevance not because Fela, the legend, was doing his professional business with someone sometimes in the past. It is relevant because Burna is hot.
I now ask, does what Burna's mom did professionally ages ago in that picture has to do with the quality of the art that Burna is producing that's taking him to Grammy every year? Was Bose Ogulu the only woman Fela did something like that with? Are all the other women's children churning out world renowned art too? How do we link that picture to Burna's success if Femi, Seun and Dede Mabiaku already told us Fela would never ask you to be like him but find your own path in this world.
Another subject, another time, I would agree with the point you are trying to make up there but on this, I beg to disagree and that won't make me ignorant or apathetic. I don't think your argument is superior or inferior. I understand you have your own mind and that's great but calling other people names and saying they are the problem of the world cos they don't agree with you just ain't cool. We need to respect others opinions.

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Celebrities / Re: Photo Of Fela Kuti Almost ‘chopping’ Burna Boy’s Mother Right On Stage Pops Up by Canvass: 12:12am On Nov 28, 2020
XXXXTENTACION:
Ignorance and apathy are part of the thing fu€king up the world today.



i don't know and
i don't care

I wonder how knowing that Fela laid on Bose Ogulu in 1972 is going to make the world better or worse. Not caring what two consenting adults did without complaints must be ignorance and not wanting to know since it's neither a crime nor an achievement must be aparthy and that thing is causing insecurity up North and causing Nigeria to slide into recession right now? Nairaland superstars sha.....what can I do but accept I'm ignorant and take back my submission.

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Romance / Re: Mad Comparison; American Rappers VS Nigerian Rappers by Canvass: 11:35pm On Nov 27, 2020
Show me one American that sing Fuji more than an ordinary Yoruba man. If there is none, then no basis for comparison.
Celebrities / Re: Photo Of Fela Kuti Almost ‘chopping’ Burna Boy’s Mother Right On Stage Pops Up by Canvass: 11:31pm On Nov 27, 2020
Music is an art and being on stage entertaining people is a performing art. They did what they had to do then. It doesn't concern or affect Burna's ability as an artiste and as of this moment, that's what we care about. Shikena.

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