₦airaland Forum

If you're a science student, you would know that rainbow can be artificially created.

Smile...it reminds me of my college days. We went to a colleague birthday party and we were expecting to be served. Our eyes cleared when one of the oyinbo guys came to us, and said..."you guys didn't come with your drinks?"

The 6 of us Nigerians just look like zombie for the party!

potland:
lies. Hope you fùcked the hell out of her

Smile. I just want to know if condom is used for face smoothing! Few research says to the oil is used in clearing acne and pimples. Any beautician in the house?

Robb4b:
Hello guys!!
Yesterday my ex came to visit me. She was looking somehow sober. Though, initially she didn't want to tell me the reason why she wasn't in a cheerful mood.

After many talks and persuasion. She finally opened up that her boyfriend stopped talking to her because he found condom in her bag. She said the condom was for protection against pregnancy, and it's for incase her guy doesn't have cd, so she can give him.

I asked her why didn't she tell the guy from the start that she always walk around with cd in her bag, she said she forgot to tell him.

So guys, if you were in the boyfriend shoes, will you break up with her or you just react and forgive her??

PS: She also came with cd yesterday to visit me.

I don't know if to say she's lieing or not. I also found condom in my now ex babe bag once. And her response was that she wears it on her face when she wants to sleep to smoothing her face.

Well, I don't know about female face smoothing/beauty treatment. I would like to use this medium to ask everyone if it's true that women wear condom on their face for face smoothing treatment.

As in I'm still shock by her answer till this very moment!

[quote author=pinkPUSSY post=116802878][/quote]Yes, If the tip of the shaft is lubricated with black grease.

CaptainAyub:
Waka waka man.
Dude is using the destiny of 200 million ppl to feed his hobby of travelling

SMH!

I remember my Principal those years. She had to define the skirt for the girls. "She insisted and enforced it that the school skirt must cover the knees and up to where the socks ends, and it must not be bodycon styled nor must it be tiny-plitted.

Blackfire:
Anybody who rejoice at this news is a fooloool



Gaming as in gambling



Is this govnor jobless or myopic


Destroying the life of the youths with gambling

You obviously don't know what E-sport is all about! Sometimes it's good to just keep quiet.

Election Rigger

Or

Inconclusive Election Officer.


Those two positions pay very well especially if you favour APC.

Mudslinging everywhere!

Na wa ooo. This country sha, power just dey shak everybody.

Chief Press Secretary self dey exercise power!

I went to Nipost office the other day, and there tone were just like that of enforcement officers. I swear it remains for government to give them guns. Imagine ooo, Postal Boys dey form regimented.

Talking about Postal Boys, dem no dey deliver parcel for people destination again. They will receive your parcel and call you to come pick your item at Post office. Which kind country we dey so nau? And you can't pick your parcel without settling them. Atleast not in this country!

Government need to retrain their work forces and agencies. They need to let them know that the real power resides with the people and they should always respect the public. Not condoning what the one way driver did though! I'm just talking about what I observed with people working in government.

I went to collect my car road worthy certificate last week and those ladies at government office were just chit-chatting and kept everybody waiting at the reception. Even when someone asked them why are they not attending to us, one of them simply say they will attend to us when they are ready and they continue with their usual gossip and useless discussion. The whole place just look like a market square.

You want to enter even ordinary local government office, one old papa gate man will stop you and want to deny you entrance.

The same thing I noticed in court premises. I went for a court hearing last month and the gate was asking what you want in a public environment. Well, I answered one rhetorically one day...."I am here for judgement or sentencing,... whichever your Lordship gives.

Like, there's this intoxicating power that comes with working for government in this country. Even if you are a cleaner in government facility.

Very good information...Ive always learnt never to assist anyone you don't know at the airport.

Ever wondered why one of the very first questions airport security always asked are?

* Are you travelling with anyone?
* Did you pack your luggage yourself?

Those guys are very smart and they can filter even the smartest lies out of you.

India PM be dressing be dressing like a woman

Eriggs:
Nigerians should learn how to obey the traffic laws and see how the country progress and love forward to the western countries we are all crying to be like.
Shikena!

Let's forget about the offence that has been committed. What is even more wrong is for the government to auction people's property without proper hearing.

The very first point of progress and development is Rule of law. If the citizens are commiting crimes, should government to be seen committing crimes?

Do the state have the law backing such auctioning of people's property?

Lawyers in the house pls comment.

ElBenny:
Back in my NYSC camp, Afikpo, Ebonyi State, I had this friend.

We met at the registration desk on the first day of my arrival. He was behind me on the queue to the "Book of Life" registration.

I remember cracking a joke right there, everyone laughed, he responded with another joke that prompted another loud mass of laughter.

I took interest in him instantly (I'm highly attracted to sarcastic and humorous people), and we got talking instantly.

We completed the registration that evening together and even "hustled" to get our mattresses and a convenient bed space.

You know, it's good to have one person you're attached to in a new environment/adventure as that makes your adaption easier.

We did a lot together, walked to the auditorium together, ate meals at mammy Market together, went to the parade ground together, even though we were in different platoons.

Since he told me his name was John, I fondly called him Johnny.

Oh the very last day of camp, the atmosphere had an exit setting.

Everyone was parting ways here and there, I and Johnny parted ways at the gate.

I hopped into the bus that would convey I and other corps members back to Port Harcourt and realized I hadn't exchange phone numbers with Johnny.

I called him out from the bus that was already moving slowly and beckoned on him to input his phone number hurriedly as I handed out my phone to him.

He inputed his phone number in less than 10 seconds and returned the phone back to me.

Coincidentally my mobile data was on and truecaller displayed his number as "John Thomas."

Of all names, why JOHN THOMAS? �

Lolz. I no save the number again, I've not heard from him for 3 months now AND THAT'S OKAY! �

Nothing concern me and my fellow man "amu"

Lol.

True caller pick aggregate/average name that is attached to the number in social media space and from what people generally store the number as.

You may be shocked what people see from True caller when they dial your number. If people have been saving your name as Olosho because they met you at Allen junction, True caller may bring your name as Halima Olosho.

It is the garbage that is fed into the space that Truecaller returns. Some people would call me and Truecaller will bring their name as "Scammer". When I even try to listen to them, you would hear: "I'm James Akindele calling from Access Bank or I mistakenly send a data to your phone...and all that their scamming lines.

Overtime, people have being tagging that number as scam, scammer, scamming, Yahooyahoo etc.

The man just dey hold am showing how feable and fragile he is to Nigerians.

You see when he raised his shaky hands to hold the flag. He was indirectly telling Nigerians "Is this the old and frail man you people want?"

I don't know why government agencies are always contradicting one another. Nigerian Police said they are no longer issuing tinted permit now Ondo state government want to start demanding for it. What kind of confused nation is this?

https://guardian.ng/news/police-urge-nigerians-to-report-officers-who-demand-tint-permit/

Kingspin:
APC, PDP, teaming up against Labour Party.
This is unthinkable a few months ago.
But why can't these people do issue-based campaigns, I just don't get it?
There is poverty, and insecurity to talk about. Do talk about them, politics have trapped Nigeria for too long.
Nigeria change your mindset

Look at it this way:
Have u take a look at big big private companies or organisations (First Bank, Coke Cola etc, how does their manager or CEO look or sound?
Nigeria deserve better

The people deserve the kind of leaders they get! It's a standard saying.

Do you think majority of Nigerians are even ready to listen to issue based campaign?

They will still collect #2000 when it's time to vote. The entire society is corrupt.

Fear Nigeria Politics. Trust me, they will soon open schools for them to disrupt their Obedient revolutionary movements.

Politics na strategic games. They know many of the so called Obedient youths have registered in various locations far away from their schools. And you can only vote where you register. They are currently monitoring migration of voters, demographic statistics and all that.

They need something to lock them down atleast during the election period, hence they will time the opening schools up to achieve that goal. How many students will be able to afford to travel back to where he/she registered when it's election time.

To make matters worse, the academic backlog will be huge that most students won't even give it a thought to vote. Some stupid lecturers will even time their exams/assignment submission just to disenfranchised the students.

Everything in Nigeria is politics. You must play the game from the finish line backward to understand Nigeria politricks.

There's no money to steal there. Because we no dey give shi-shi.

Katsina - Isn't that where Bubu is from? Their sins too much na.

FreeStuffsNG:
Hmmmm. Though the message has a tone of a life of uncommon privileges and elitism, it is really touching and humblying as well.

May God's countenance shine upon her and may she find favour.

While at it, she can actually come to Nigeria to save cost.
check my signature for free stuffs!

They will not bring her to Nigeria na because they don't believe in Nigeria health services. If only her patent used their influence to develop our health sector when in government.

Cromagnon:
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Imbe like you

Nincom like you

chatinent:
PDP = APC = PDP


So delusional a country.

You folks choose to recycle the same sets of past leaders.


It's on you.

Even more delusional are the voters in Nigeria. I've never seen electorates anywhere in the world as gullible as Nigerians.

This one na real summersault TV.

My neighbour asked me why I don't go to church again...."I asked him what do they do there again". I told him since after the lockdown, I just continue with online service.
Abi God no dey for online church again?

Most churches are nothing but a bar/club or an entertainment spot. I remember one useless church that would pause service just because Nigeria is playing match that Sunday.

Everything about religion just dey upside down nowadays.

Cromagnon:
You no fit answer abi
You see say you be error

GTFO!

Cromagnon:
Right
Why do you fly, why not swim across the ocean.?
Why not walk everywhere, no need for bus or train na



This is not NYC or London. Most bus stops in Brooklyn is two streets from your house



And if they can afford it, why e concern you?



Kare Mr hardworking




You realise Caprisun is bagged juice right
It's your type that only acknowledges effort made by white man
Free your mind my guy
It's not healthy



We talking about Okada
Why can't police stop Okada as easy as tinted glass instead of banning like you suggest.



Are you the first country to have differences?

SMH

Ealiserwest:
Pls how can i get a good android tv box. Bought one from jumia recently had to return it because it was damn slow even with 4/64gb

I'm not that techie but I guess any Android that supports 4G network and above should be good. How particularly is your internet speed? Is your internet 4G and is it quite stable?

There are range of boxes to choose from. I suggest you read the review very well before buying. Check boxes on AliExpress and get all the required information about it, then go purchase it on Jumia.

I won't suggest you buy from AliExpress because they may route your delivery through local post office and Nigeria customs may ask you to bring #50,000 as their custom duty....what a country.

So when you check and review the box you like on AliExpress, go back to Jumia to see if they have the same box and purchase it at Jumia. Anything that supports 4G network and above should be good. Also make sure you have a very good and stable internet.

rusher14:
Just 1 gold for relay.

They will withdraw the entire relay team.

When the local federation doesn't stipulate a harsh penalty for them, these lads will think they can always have their ways.

Now the country is on the verge of losing 4 golds. Who knows if others in various categories too doped their ways to winning.

Sporting federations should make a law that once you are caught doping, not only would you not represent the country again, but you will also do a prison sentence for it.

You can imagine