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Family / Re: Eid Mubarak From Me And Mine ( See Photo) by carboblanko(m): 3:28pm On Apr 10
Beautiful family. Happy Sallah to you.
Car Talk / Re: After Learning Driving On Youtube Channels, I'm About To Pick Up A Driving Job by carboblanko(m): 12:50pm On Nov 07, 2023
Our laws require that you obtain a valid drivers license before you can operate a motor car, and you can obtain one only after enrolling into an accredited driving school and passing a driving test. Best of luck.
Family / Re: My Wife's Sudden Change After Childbirth is driving me nuts! by carboblanko(m): 9:34pm On Sep 05, 2023
thesilentman:
My blood is burning now as I write.My wife has now completely changed for bad, a few days after our second child.

An erstwhile submissive woman that i thought i had tamed for life has now become a thorn in the flesh to me. I just parted with over 300k unplanned fund for her C.S. I thought she'd be more respectful to me now but no,she has changed completely!

She dares me to do my worst,she cries over small issues that i wonder if it's witchcraft.Or she thinks I can't quit cos she's got two boys for me? The mind boggles. Am just mad and gobsmacked at the same time as all my Red pill O.T have failed and am even considering divorce right now.

I'm at a bar drinking my sorry ass away, brainstorming the best option for me. What could be outta place?

I need candid advice,folks.
She is most likely going through postpartum depression. Just try to be patient with her.

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Politics / Re: Fuel Scarcity In Lagos: What’s Your Experience? (pictures) by carboblanko(m): 2:41pm On Oct 25, 2022
Kasssandra:


The rumor is that government is having difficulty paying bridging costs..ie the amount government pays to balance the money the transporters of fuel spend transporting fuel from one point to the other....because of rising cost of diesel as a result of the higher price of crude oil.(The floods added another level of wahala).

Birdigng cost is an important component of subsidy, as without it, fuel would be more expensive in say Ibadan, than Lagos, and in Kano than even Ibadan and Enugu...due to transport costs

Here in the FCT, fuel has been scarce for nearly one month.
But bridging costs are only paid for the transportation of petroleum products to other parts of the country so why the scarcity in Lagos?
Crime / Re: Farida Sule Mohammed: Lawyer Killed In Abuja-Kaduna Train Attack by carboblanko(m): 8:49am On Mar 30, 2022
tekjansen2:


No, we will keep on 'managing' the problem, because the thing is, Nigerians and their leaders are only interested in leadership when it brings in goodies their way.

Ending banditry needs more than just voting for 'good leadership'...it means people doing their jobs, people making sacrifices, people changing their attitude

You cannot fit that on a campaign poster, sadly.


On topic...RIP to the deceased. Nigeria needs to fund its police better, and needs to do something about the large youth problem we have.
One of the most sensible submission i have seen in ages.

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Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari Storms Senate To Observe Proceedings (Photo) by carboblanko(m): 2:01pm On Feb 23, 2022
PrinceOfLagos:

Someone is the first lady, the dream of every woman, and you say she married wrongly?
You dey even mind am? He no get sense.
Romance / Re: Ex-Boyfriend Scatters Traditional Marriage Of Ex Lover In Akwa Ibom, Demands 22M by carboblanko(m): 10:03pm On Feb 22, 2022
SmellySperm:
Wich kind wahala be this
new meme loading cheesy
Politics / Re: Video Of Vice President Osinbajo And Governor Ortom At Air Force Base Makurdi by carboblanko(m): 8:07am On Feb 13, 2022
LeoDeKing:
The Nigerian Airforce has tendered apology to the gov and govt of Benue state.

On behalf of Benue state, the gov has accepted the apology.

Anyway, that one concern dem.

But on behalf of lamidi cownu and the entire ipob pigs, I wish to state that apology not accepted.

Also, ipob yewt wish to inform Ortom that those Tiv youths asking him to invite vp to commission projects are Buhari's paid agents.

Any Tiv youth worth his onion should realise that Ortom has performed creditably well for Benue state through several insults he has been hurling at Buhari. As far as the entire ipob yewt are concerned, insulting Buhari is a sufficient project, he doesn't need to embark on any other project. Infact he doesn't need to pay workers' salaries. undecided
cheesy haba bros
Politics / Re: Tiv Youths To Ortom: Forget Trivialities, Invite The VP To Commission Projects by carboblanko(m): 7:05am On Feb 13, 2022
omenkaLives:
Imagine the idiocy in this statement, just imagine it. A Benue son complains about the incompetence of his governor and one dishevelled scoundrel from the East says "he's wailing more than the bereaved".

I don't know what you people smoke in that place, but I tell you, it has completely rubbished whatever organ you've got for a brain.

Tufiakwa!
Probably high on mkpumiri

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Sports / Re: Arsenal Enter Race To Sign Osimhen From Napoli by carboblanko(m): 12:43pm On Feb 10, 2022
visijo:
I have cows for hire to be used during introduction/engagement ceremonies. How they will disappear from your in-laws house is none of your business.�
cheesy mad oh

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Celebrities / Re: Photo Of Comedian Real Warri Pikin And Her Mum Who Could Pass For Her Sister by carboblanko(m): 8:29pm On Feb 05, 2022
Tabletuner:


Who did you know ?
I hear from someone grin
Celebrities / Re: Photo Of Comedian Real Warri Pikin And Her Mum Who Could Pass For Her Sister by carboblanko(m): 2:48pm On Feb 05, 2022
cheesy
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Holy Damnnn
All I see is two dark skinned milf


Anytime i see all these type of baby girls...

What comes to my mind ...na things like

"Hot milf picks up young guy and bang the hell out of him "

"Hot black milf bang son's friend"

"Seductive and busty milf charms young niggarrrr with her curves before riding him to hell"
cheesy too much pornhub.
Business / Re: Is It Possible To Check An Account Balance Using A POS Machine by carboblanko(m): 11:15am On Jan 20, 2022
Yes. But you may be charged a small fee.
Politics / Re: No Tax Identification Number (TIN), No Bank Account - Finance Bill by carboblanko(m): 12:57pm On Dec 09, 2021
FreeStuffsNG:
Nowhere in the world do people love to pay tax.

It has always been so since the time of Jesus Christ that even Jews went to him to ask if they should pay tax to Caesar even when it was recorded that he himself paid tax.

I feel and understand the angst of people. The brighter side is that when the people are in the tax net and pay or forced to pay, they will hold government more accountable than they currently do. Is it not hypocritical that most of the loudest critics of government, especially on the social media are mostly folks who don't pay tax yet they enjoy petrol subsidy, electricity subsidies and be be lo. If we keep funding subsidies and most of us don't pay tax, then government will only continue to borrow and some corrupt public officials escape our pressure because the money being stolen is not your tax .

I really doubt if governance was as lacklustre in Aba in 1929 as it is now yet it's on record that women of Aba went on rampage to protest against tax hike and I had to memorize the year and the event in Primary School.

So what changed? As more free money was flowing in from oil, government paid less attention to tax, giving more people more disposable income and corrupt officials extra from the stealing from the free oil revenue inflows the opportunity to marry more wives and have more kids,even excess kids, our population ballooned and suddenly all resources became stretched and insufficient and here we are today when vicious competition for scarce resources is at almost every doorstep and almost back to the Hobbesian state..


These economic measures,like SAP,Austerity measures of those days, and improved social, political and security architecture will eventually cancel the factors that disturbed the positive equilibrium/stability we had before free oil money started pouring in.
We will be alright las las.

Let's not stop praying and hoping for the best in life and for this great nation.

All the enemies of Nigeria,Nigerians and lovers of Nigeria will lose las las. They always lose. God bless Nigeria forever.
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Brilliant submission. Unfortunately many folks will either because of ignorance or mischief will disagree with you.
Culture / Re: ‘Mysterious’ Cloth That Fell From The Sky In Ondo: The Truth (Photos) by carboblanko(m): 10:45pm On Nov 09, 2021
Shellsploit:
Sey the cloth evaporate ni
Wetin person no go see for this country sef.

Thank God say plane no dey fly pass, e fit enter propeller and the plane will just be turning on its own.. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
cheesy
Family / Re: Household Items Sales. ABUJA by carboblanko(m): 9:55pm On Oct 22, 2021
Pictures please.
Crime / Re: Widespread Manhole Cover Theft In Lagos by carboblanko(m): 1:17pm On Oct 11, 2021
lonelydora:
Haa! I have been shouting this since.

Even in Port Harcourt, they have stolen almost all of them. They have stolen those in the newly built Artillery flyover.

All man way covers along Eneka road, Peter Odili road, Slaughter road, etc. have all been stolen. My advice to motorists is to avoid road edges when driving.
I think its better we begin to use concrate covers for these manholes.

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Politics / Re: "This Is Port Harcourt Not Asokoro"- Wike's Magic Wand In Action: Pics & Video by carboblanko(m): 1:35pm On Aug 26, 2021
We expect nothing less with all the direvation funds flowing into Rivers State coffers.
Crime / Re: Philips Nonny, Effeminate Man Beaten In Lagos (Photos) by carboblanko(m): 11:07am On Aug 18, 2021
Sonnobax15:
grin
Good...

Infact,he should thank his stars he didn't receive the undertaker kind of smack down upon his nyanch lipsrsealed

We are africans first before any other thing..Our society may have been so messed up already but showcasing such traits in an already battered society speaks alot of negative language lipsrsealed

Rubbish...
Truth is this kind of behaviour is alien to our culture and society. Any male exibiting these traits in public does so at his own risk.
Sports / Re: Pita Taufatofu Shines At Tokyo Olympic As He Appears Without Shirt (Pix by carboblanko(m): 10:48am On Jul 24, 2021
GoldenJAT:
Seen! But not oppressed!! I de drink beer as I typed this!!! Na still White gown all of us go wear for heaven!!
cheesy cheesy mad ohh.
Celebrities / Re: Horses, Convoy Of Obi Cubana Mother's Remains On Anambra Bad Roads (Video) by carboblanko(m): 6:16pm On Jul 17, 2021
edochie12:
I am from anambra state,this road is inner most part in oba,this is a village for crying out loud.
Well that's the kind of scrutiny you get when you attract too much attention to yourself.
Crime / Re: Two Nigerians Die while Partying, 3 Kenyan Women Arrested by carboblanko(m): 2:01pm On Jul 10, 2021
IgweOfNnewi:
continue deceiving yourself
cheesy cheesy cheesy
Politics / Re: John Aikpokpo-Martins: Constitution Requires Buhari To Crush Kanu, Igboho by carboblanko(m): 1:33pm On Jul 04, 2021
Fahdiga:
Said by a lawyer indeed. Even the roadside mechanic in my village will win a case against this quack lawyer who doesn't understand the fundamental human rights
The man has made a submission supported by authorities and facts. If you disagree with him,give your own reasons for doing so instead of resorting to insults sir.
Family / Re: Why Did Slain Usifo Ataga Cheat On Pretty Wife Brenda Ataga? by carboblanko(m): 7:46am On Jun 25, 2021
NgHotGirls Words of wisdomppost=103066586:
*One of the most prudent things you should do for yourself in Nigeria today is keeping out of trouble. One of the worst things that can happen to a person is to be sent to jail in Nigeria.*

*Jail in Nigeria is halfway house to hell. Maryam Sanda will probably never be executed, most Governor's do not sign the death warrant anymore. Orji Kalu Uzor will probably never serve full-time.*


*But still Nigerian prisons are like Nazi concentration camps. The food is calamitous, healthcare is none existent.*

*I have seen a prisoner holding his eye ball in his hand, it was still attached to his eye socket by a tendril. Someone used a spoon to scoop out his eye ball in a fight. The nurse was off duty. Nobody cared, he died.*

*I had a client once who was remanded in prison. He was HIV positive and did not tell me. Maybe that would have been further grounds for bail. He could not take his drugs and he relapsed. Before I could try to get him out it was too late, he died.*

*The food given to prisoners is not fit for human consumption, even animals should not be made to eat such rubbish. Meanwhile, huge sums of money has been budgeted for feeding prisoners.*

*Avoid trouble, infact, flee from trouble. Anything that will involve police charging you to court is trouble. If you can kill a matter in the police station, by all means do it. Stop shouting,*

*"I know my right!"*

*This is Nigeria. Your right and left can change anytime.*

*Police will definitely ask for big money, if you have it and you suspect your case is not very solid kill the matter there. Even if you think you have a good case, this is Nigeria.*

*If your lawyer is shouting,*

*"we will meet in court!" in Police station tell him to calm down.*

*It is your case, not his. The use of "we," is merely figurative. He will not stand in the accused box with you.*

*Remember, it is not what you know that matters in court, it is what you can prove. Besides, this is Nigeria. Ihedioha can testify.*

*I was attacked once by a pedestrian in Lagos. The car I was inside brushed him slightly. I was not the one driving. I just told him to be more careful.*

*That is how the guy attacked me. He threw 4 punches, I blocked two and dodged two.*

*I had the opportunity to counter punch but I did not. I am not Anthony Joshua. A police man eventually stopped him. I quickly removed myself from the scene.*

*I was happy enough I was not going home with a broken jaw, neither was I being charged for assault. Sometimes it is better to let some things go.*

*I do not mean that you should turn to everyone's foot mat, but if you are going to take up an issue, ensure you are blameless, or almost blameless.*

*Avoid wahala. If people are beating up a thief do not join, or even stand and watch, even if it is your property that was stolen.*

*If someone hits your car don't start fighting because of that.*

*Do not lend people money. It hardly ends well.*

*Do not surety people you don't absolutely trust.*

*Avoid too much night movement, and partying and clubbing.*

*Avoid people who cannot control their alcohol, they always start brawls.*

*Realize that a bad situation can always get worse, or better, depending on how you handle it.*

*Avoid people who talk too much.*

*Be wary with your speech. Do not talk about people behind their backs.*

*Always assume that someone is recording your speech and videoing your actions.*

*Even if someone comes with negative gossip about another person, do not say anything. If you talk, it is what you said that will somehow find its way to the person's ear.*

*Stop saying things like,*

*" Do you know who I am?"*

*"I no dey fear anybody!"*

*"My yes is my yes and my no is my no!"*

*Finally, remember to keep your anger and ego in check, the world does not revolve around you, it revolves around the sun �.*
Please be guided in 2021
God will surprise us with His goodness. Thank you
*Copied*

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Education / Re: Snake In FUTA Akindeko Male Hostel! by carboblanko(m): 10:08pm On Jun 24, 2021
This one na earthworm na

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Events / Re: Benin Couple Stranded As Registrar Travels Out Of Town For Burial by carboblanko(m): 8:21pm On Jun 05, 2021
cheesy cheesy
ChizzyBuna:
I have seen that this couple do not look like they plan for food and reception

So the guy man instead went to burial to eat burial rice and cow meat with motuary standard Guinness and 3 bottles of hero

Infact I can already hear him arguing Chelsea vs man City finals with tooth pick in his mouth and hero in his other hand. This I have seen
Sports / Re: Meet Anthony Jude Izuchukwu, Super Eagles New Boy by carboblanko(m): 1:04pm On Jun 03, 2021
Jennycoolz:
Handsome but not my type tho
What's your type
Politics / Re: Labour Crisis: FG Directs Kaduna To Follow Principle Of Redundancy by carboblanko(m): 9:44am On May 21, 2021
BrainSanitizer:
I don't like El-Rufai but on this one, good one by El-Rufai!
Those criticising his action are those who have never been to the North.
I did my NYS in the north and I can tell you that more than 700 people come to the local government Secretariat to collect salary at the end of every month.
Go there after salaries have been paid and you'll see less than 50 people at work.
It's really very bad and it takes someone with a lot of guts to deal with the situation.
l like your objectivity. This is actually the situation in most LGs up North. Most of the LGs are populated by people who have no business being there. But because of the political repercussions most governors are unwilling to stamp out the rot. One good thing about El Rufai is that has the guts to confront the issue head-on even though his methods are usually ruthless.
Religion / Re: Eba And Soup Used As Communion In Church (video) by carboblanko(m): 2:33pm On Nov 14, 2020
Blame not the pastor. Blame the gullible followers.
Politics / Re: Prisca Nduka: Precious Chikwendu's Sister Speaks On Marriage, Domestic Violence by carboblanko(m): 11:42am On Sep 18, 2020
kponkedenge:
Does Deji Adeyanju thinks everyone is a fool? He claims FFK gave the wife $500,000 for a business?

$500,000 is over N190 million, how much does FFK have that he will give her that kind of money....and what kind of business requires a capital of $500,000 to start?

FFK probably contacted Deji to write those stuff and later dYelete them to make himself look good.
Your head dey correct. It's only gullible or naive people that would have that hogwash posted by Deji. $500000 to start a business? What kind of business?

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Sports / Re: TB Joshua: Angel Gomes Reacts To His Viral Video by carboblanko(m): 1:08pm On Jun 16, 2020
pyyxxaro:
Abeg make there carry Lacazette come synagogue oh grin grin


Romance / Re: Reno Omokri: "Never Marry A Woman You Have Not Seen Without Makeup" (Photos) by carboblanko(m): 10:28pm On Apr 03, 2020
Jewessgratitudd:
Lol...funnily enough, I look better without make-up. Makeup makes me look older because of my skin type (oily).
Post your pic for verification tongue

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