₦airaland Forum

RisenJoe:
So you can't fight for love abi

Oya pass me her number, am a risk taker

Who said anything about love? And no be me and soldier go fight love o!

My father was admitted to the emergency unit of a military hospital two weeks ago. During this time, I met some really cute female officers and doctors. One of them (I don't really know if she's an officer or just recruit) got my number yesterday evening. But me dey fear o. I've always wanted to date a soldier girl, but a friend of mine told me to be careful as other senior officers may also have an eye on the girl. Me wey no come get even bicycle tyre sef. If officer handle me now, e go red . I choose life abeg. Na Bolt I dey now.

I don't know what section to post this, but I need some suggestions. There's a lot of information on Nairaland and all kinds of comments from both the good, bad, ugly and the dumb; a little too much unneccessary stuff to read. I recently started following two people on Nairaland and they made Nairaland worth my while. I spend my time learning a lot from them, reading both their recent and old posts. I wish to have at least two more of such. I need some suggestions from fellow NairaLanders.

The world is what it is. People will continue been people, and sex will always be an issue. I don't let such stuff bother me anymore. I have seen prosti.tudes at least three times in my life so far and it traumatized me then. I kept wondering who these girls are in real life. I pray never to see something like that ever again. But it seems licentiousness is not exclusive to prostitutes now. I grew up thinking sex is sacred. Now I see it as purely biological. Every body is fuking and getting fuked. It didn't start now and will never end. You just choose your own path and let the world be what it is.

Kambilly99:
Men are insatiable bastards stupid gender

I know! But it is a human thing. I am tired of reading all these gender war on Social media. We are one race. If men cheat, who do they cheat with? I also ask the same of men: if all Nigerian girls are useless, where did all the men come from? The world is rotten as a whole.
Back to the post. Not trying to rationalize cheating, but there's more to sex than just physical beauty. I have NEVER cheated on a partner my whole life, but I understand the desire to fuk another person. Life is not always black and white. In fact, it is never black or white; e no just balance kawai. I believe in self-discipline. But not everyone can be that virtous. Duniyar rumfar kara ce!

Iceyjayz:
If you call davido trash songs good music, then you prolly don't know anything about good music, and davido doesn't have a good voice to say the least, most of you all are just blind followers of David, I like David no doubt but that doesn't mean I will support him blindly, no way!

So you want to compare Burna boys voice to davido's? I just wish I can give you a dirty slap there, let's be honest, you don't know sh*t about good music.

We are probably only going to run round and round; you saying I don't know shi about music and I saying same about you. For your info, I don't follow Davido. Never followed him. But I respect him. I got "African Giant" full album in my phone, but not "A Good Time." I don't wanna talk about "Twice As Tall" and "A Better Time". Just respect these artistes please. Davido, Burna Boy and Big Wiz are not even among my top five Nigerian favorites. Music is art. There's no best art. Respect!

Vero4u:
are you really comparing Burna's voice to frog voice. Oh my God. You must be joking. Burnaboy, one of best live performer in Africa to auto-tune master. I cannot can

At this point I really have nothing to tell you. It's obvious you are just hating!

Vero4u:
delusional frog fan

Guy, tell yourself the truth na. At least Davido fans never call other artistes names. That's where you should know his fans have a really good understanding of music. If you call Davido "Frog voice", be honest with yaself, what will you call Burna? You and I know that Davido has the better voice. But that's not my issue. My issue is this: you don't need to hate on Wizkid or Burna simply because you are a fan of Davido. And vice versa. They both made Nigerian music industry phenomenal. The Nigerian music industry is bigger than any artiste. But anyone who disrespects Davido really do not know music. And those saying Nigerian music is trash, I have nothing to say to you.

Vero4u:
he is bigger than who? You must be a drunkard. Just open mouth like donkey

Davido is bigger than both Burna and wizkid

Look, the only reason Burna Boy smelled Grammy was P Diddy and Dr Dre. I really like Burna Boy oh, but the say hate on Davido is very unneccessary. Grammy or not, nobody should dissrespect these artistes. Davido is a great artiste, whether we admit it or not.

This is what I keep telling these IPOB supporters. I support the activities of neither bandits nor IPOB. But in every country in the world, any ARMED group that is targetting the government will be considered a bigger threat than one that is kidnapping citizens. It is a noble cause to agitate for your land, but it is stewpeed to fight the government. Y'all can fight for Biafra without using arms. The world and Nigeria will only take you people serious when you ALL start using civil dissobedience to fight: if truly your voices are the voice of God, then elect only those who will fight for your cause into the decision-making chambers of government. Let them fight for a referendum. Let the people themselves decide, not some armed group. Scotland should be your model, not South Sudan. As far as we sensible citizens are concerned, IPOB agitations are only founded on hate for other ethnic groups. Your fathers started a war and now you are suffering from it. Now you are waging another one. Pity your children na.

Yeah! I love these features. She's actually beautiful. I can wish for smaller boobs, but she still look perfect to me. Now that I am attracted, lets talk about the other [more important] side. If she's sensible and intelligent then I am good to go. Unfortunately I am not yet adequate enough to maintain a woman. But when I am ready, this is what I will want to in for.

The writer is neither praising nor criticizing the Igbo culture of funerals. But I've noticed the ones with low self-esteem here already insulting him. Many people here are dumb. As much as I am repulsed by such extravagance, I am still fascinated by the frenzy. A friend of mine had to drop out of school to hustle for almost two years to gather enough money to bury his mum. He's the first child of the house. And all these while, his mum's corpes was in the mortuary and he's paying for it. The Igbos generally have a fascinating culture. They love to spend big; especially in funerals and weddings. And 'Igbo culture' is slowly influencing other ethnic groups. I think that's because of nollywood. For me, I will prefer the islamic funeral culture: I die, they wrap me in a simple cloth and bury me same day. Chapter closed. If you want to celebrate my life, use the money to build a memorial hospital to save lives. Even God is "God of the living, not of the dead." But I still love attending the Igbo funerals.

missiret:
Why saint leo, why not lightning and thunder

That means you didn't read the post. Their first daughter from 2014 is named Lightning. Now these two are Saint Leo and Thunder. next child should be Fire

Lookwithiin:
He should have been taken for rehab

Couldn've, would've, should've! I always love hearing/reading a different perspective to an otherwise straightforward issue. Tell me 'bout it!

SILENTandSMART2:
Okay,got married to the girl or that her body is just for fun......


Some girls are joke....... What a weird being....

Married to a different person entirely. Me! I no send girls matter too much again o. I love girls, but my mama love me more, and I love myself the most.

SILENTandSMART2:
And if i may ask ,did you still have dat idiot as a friend ?...


Dammm girls will always be girls , I'm just enjoying my life right now not think about any girl at all...... Sometimes it didn't worth it..

We still talk once in a while. He left town, but we talk once in a while. The wench got married earlier this year. There's nothing to forgive. We are just who we are!

For those of you here who think these companies are doing a favor by 'sponsoring' tournaments: THEY ARE NOT! I think the word "Beneficiaries" should be more appropriate. It's all business for them. I wish sports should help promote healthy diet and good products, not all these sugar products. I stopped taking "soft drinks" (there's nothing 'soft' about them) a long time ago when I discovered how poisonous they are to my body. Beer is not 'cool' even though I have nothing against it. there are better brands that football can/should help promote; brands that will benefit the world at large.

SILENTandSMART2:
Nah don't do as if you don't care about the issue.......

Let's face reality ,you don't have what the girl need , and you have no choice than to accept the faith..... Sometimes the step you took is great rather than shouting up and down..........


No sane man will be happy or don't give a furrrkk seeing his best friend banging his girlfriend .......

I never said I didn't give a fvk. Oh I gave a whole lot more than just a fvk. But a girl who will even think of sleeping with her bf's friend and both are shameless enough to do it in your place; these are not worth fighting for. I dumped the girl. But I don't really hold it against them because I was actually not around much so ... The girl's a hottie and my friend would definitely be sexualizing her.

I swear, my love for tattoos is second to nothing. The only reason I dislike my dark skin is because I can't get a good tattoo on it. But I will marry a light-skinned lady and she MUST get a tattoo! If she won't get one then she have to be ready to put henna on her body every week. I respect people's opinions if they dislike it, but I can choose hell for tattoos. Tattoos are the reason Post Malone is my favorite artiste. I Love Tattoos!

I've dated three so far. Started dating at 22. Longest relationship of the three was 1 and half years. I've always wished never to sleep with more than five ladies in my life. And I slept with the fifth this year. So I am probably done. Sex and relationships are never a big deal for me.

SILENTandSMART2:
Bro what did you gain in lieing ?..... Nobe mumu full nairaland nah......



You're recording your ex girlfriend while they're banging her hard ,chai this is why Nigeria is going no where soon...... Oshey porn photographer...... hahahaha


Also you fart and half of the mosque went out abeg shey your mosque nah rabbit house ni ,so no fan or ac is working ...... Half of the mosque went out chai small small man we don't really give a furrrkk......

Sorry to say this o but I did almost the same. Mine isn't actually recording a video, But I discovered my bossom friend was snitching with my girlfriend. So I asked him to bring her over to my place. She refused at first, but later came. She actually came. I arranged my bed for them and sat down in the sitting room to watch a movie while they enjoyed themselves. The three of us are still friends.

I only sent my NIN info because of the harassment of glo on their customers withi this link seminar on every call. I sent my info more than two weeks ago. But glo still disturb me with that pep-talk ON EVERY CALL. Glo sef!

As I no see awara and kilishi, the list no complete. I survived for a month and a half eating only N100 awara every day.

Honestly, anybody with some sense will have no need to be told that Abacha was killed by some higher powers! Very likely, the CIA. And OBJ is definitely complicite in it. Abdulsalam too. The CIA probably did it to restore democracy to Nigeria. The so-called "looted" money too must be involved. We all know that money was not "loot". Abacha is/would've been probably the best president of Nigeria if allowed live. But our hate won't let us see that. Anyways, it is what it is and what's done is done. History is written by the comquerors. The media, working under the succeeding governments only gave us the story we want to hear and one that benefits them. I don't really know much about Abiola and his death, so I can't say much.

Sad! We can fight all these only if we stop the hate and work together. But this is Nigeria.

mixmastering:
Learn to reverence GOD though.

"God" is really just a "Wish!"

purples25:
Sometimes courage in life means the ability to keep living and moving forward despite other's opinions of you. A recent thought.

This is gospell!

Belial06:
This is how Northerners roll

It's their way of life . Looting , robbery , kidnapping, tribalism and terrorism

Please don't do this. Don't be like this. Why are you oozing with hatred for everybody. We are all Nigerians and all lives matter. No region is innocent of all these things you called. Please stop.

Notasyouthink:
Point of correction, that's not hatred it's simply the gospel truth.

I wish you peace brother. And @heniford2 too. I really wish you guys peace. But please, instead peddling "hate" online, try to just talk to your people to play politics well. When you have people who can speak your minds in the national assembly, you will use them to push the Biafra cause so that there can be a plebiscite. If you all vote for Biafra, we will all wish you well. Maybe then all of us can see how we are cheating ourselves with this breakup talk. Igbos need Nigeria as much as Nigeria need Igbos. Stop trying to force people to hate you so you can get enough reasons to muster sympathy from the international community. You people are a strong and enterprising people. You can get Biafra without peddling hate. Stop been cry-babies. Igbo Amaka.