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Not when the leader of a branch of Lagos touts is bringing you into power.

Make the economy lively, let the youths get engaged in productive ventures, and see how touting will plummet. No, you politicians will not do it, because these touts -youths- are pawns who you used to achieve your political ambitions. The touts on the other hand don't feel at a disadvantage because they are on the same chess board with their oppressors.

Sigh.

zrealjaheal:
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Lawrence Stephen
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Chief thanks please stay woke lol

Though it is small, please accept it. "Next time dey na".

Good night.

zrealjaheal:
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Lawrence Stephen
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Chief thanks please stay woke lol

"Na small thing o. Abeg nor see am as embarrassment...me too get my own story but I can share.

zrealjaheal:
Permission to save this?

Trust me everything will be fine.. you ain't the only in this..




I don dey on water since Wednesday. . Hunger won't kill a man..lol (a friend told me that on my quest to Osun state)
Just stay dehydrated. .

We are in this together. . You are not alone chief

Urgent something fit reach you chop bread.

Send your aza asap...sleep dey my eyes.

Eric247:
Ubunja
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Màrtinez
Sképticus
Dàbronze
Emmàodet
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Zàbiboy
Pànsophist
JESHàL
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MJB0LT

Help me, I'm addicted to sex, I love masturbating, watching porn and fucking prostitutes, it's costing me money, time and my self esteem, I'm still young, and I know many here are hypocritically following this thread and have the same issues as me but can't express themselves because it's very shameful, this my second time I'm laying this complaint but I didn't get any response the first time, the addiction is killing me, it's making me feel hopelessly chained to lust, again the spinning plates doctrine here from Ubunja pushes me to crave sex, it's becoming unhealthy and an obsession for me, I want Bleep anything attractive in skirt, I fantasize even about sleeping with people's wife, I need help, it is becoming embarrassing, I tried prayers and other spiritual routes but to no avail, I'm ashamed to seek therapy and counsel


Please help your brother
These thread is a life saver about female nature but with regards to males nature we are lacking in counsel

Where do you stay Eric247?

gloryhomemaker:
From this picture attached, the turmeric stained your blender and if you don't act soon the stain might be permanent.
Fill the blender with water, add in a little washing liquid, add in a tablespoon of baking powder, roll the blender for few seconds. It turns foamy white, leave it overnight.

Roll the blender once more and wash off, the cup becomes as clear as new.

Any alternative to the baking powder?

Thanks.

DAY 303, REDPILL 2022

1. The other side of being a provider and a protector is that you have large power and authority and influence over whom you provide and protect. Think the father and son. Teacher and student. Master and slave. Man and wife.

The giver is always greater than the receiver. You can see it in gestures: the one that gives has his hands high up and head straightforward while the one that receives has his hand below and bow.

2. Being a provider and a protector is not the problem, because your ability doesn't only make you gain control and influence but have a balanced and mutual relationship with allies.

3. Men have problems with this ability because they either used it to compel loyalty or don't know how to utilize it better, then allow themselves to be manipulated.

4. There's an art of compassion and charity, giving to the helpless and downtrodden. But for those whom you have taken authority over and who depend on you to provide, guard and lead them, they must ensure that they are worth your duties and follow your rules and be responsible for their obligations.

5. A help to the helpless and beggars is an event that happens once in a blue moon because you don't have authority over them. Duties to your children and wife and servants are a recurrent expenditure, they take much from you, therefore, they must reciprocate, albeit, unequal but mutual.

6. If you have made your wealth through sweat and blood you should be able to discern fake from real.

7. Your act of charity should be based on the condition of the receiver. Your act of sacrifice should be based on the value of the receiver which you can leverage for more prosperity and unity.

8. As a father, it is a must for you to provide for your household. As a wife and child, it is a must for you to obey the father. Things may not be right all the time, but that's where you all come into play, helping him to do the relevant amendment because you have less work compared to him.

Authority: Give, but not to the ungrateful.

Cc. Alhabaze, Luminouz, Reminderz, Yoobanesan, Tonnyray, heartofcity12 et al.

descarado:
You did very well.
Only the pots put me off.
Pls put your plates inside cabinets. They should not be sitting on the basket unless u just washed them. Your kitchen looks good. Get good artificial flower and put by the corner.
If you get non stick pot next time, resist using iron sponge and anything iron. It is very hard to maintain. Even to cook beef with bone in it is problem.

The lords of the kitchen has arrived.

I will do as notified asap. And for the pots...we wait on Jah. Good recommendation by the way.

I do appreciate your kind words. Promise to improve and do better.

Thanks.

Madam ahnie and gloryhomemaker, you women are the better judge that will go to heaven unlike pocohantas. Right now, I'm discussing with my fellow angels. "Una don get free ticket already".

Thanks for your kind words. Promise to improve and do better.

Happy Sunday.

pocohantas:
Lmao. Please never use even half of that quantity. Just very small. Ginger and turmeric can ruin a good meal in seconds if you let them. Garlic is a yes every time. Keep at it, you be top chef normally.

It is the sachet/powder type I have been using and just tried the whole form today.

I do appreciate your kind words. Promise to improve and do better.

But you can't "yab yab me wotoporously" and think you can go free using @bolded. I still maintain my stance "nor follow that street come back house tomorrow".

See you tomorrow.

pocohantas:
Obviously he isn’t. I would have stoped him from using that much turmeric and ginger. The stew would taste like medicine.

I rate him 5. Most Nigerian men are 5 and below in cooking. This includes Tallesty.1.

I didn't used all ginger, turmeric and garlic if you are referring to the ingredients on the tray. However, I will take the opinion of my judge and do better next time. "Na you go sha tell me how to run am in future".

Thanks.


PS: "Nor pass that street come back house tomorrow...e get why". Wicked judge.

ObaKlaz:
You're from RCN?

If it is Remnant Christian Network...

I was influenced by the teachings of Apostle Arome Osayi and Apostle Joshua Selma.

Even though I'm no longer a...I still appreciate their teachings and hold the Bible and every religion in high esteem.

Thanks.

In conclusion:

I hope I have been able to convinced the moderators: Mynd44, tjskii, MissyB3, Nlfpmod
Royalroy, Dominique.

And panel of judges...Channah1, ahnie, gloryhomemaker, pocohantas et al.

And my co-chef: obagofizzy.

Thanks.

Part 10

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Yesterday a nairalander made our appetite wet. I love the combination of ingredients used in making the food and decided to make my fantasy become a reality and more spicy.

Type of meal: Rice, beans and stew. And salad.

Ingredients for the stew:
Thyme powder.
Curry powder.
Kitchen glory.
Sachet tomatoes.
Sliced tomatoes.
Blended tomatoes.
Sliced pepper.
Blended pepper.
Sliced onions.
Blended onions.
Whole ginger.
Whole garlic.
Whole turmeric - the owner of the color.
Pumpkin leaf.
Salt.
Knorr maggi.
Oil (red).
Chicken.
Spicity.
Onga.
Blended crayfish.
Whole crayfish.

Salad: Bama cream, cabbage, cucumber and carrot.

So...

Good day Mr moderators: Mynd44, tjskii, MissyB3.

And panel of judges...Channah1, ahnie, gloryhomemaker, pocohantas et al.

And my co-chef: obagofizzy.

Let the pics roll in 1, 2, 3. Go!

Happy Sunday.

Maybe because he is popular, I have a fondness for the great Apostle Paul. I love him because of how nuanced his teachings were which is the reason many Christians still can't comprehend them even up to this moment.

It takes proper study to understand his teachings.

Sweet.

I'm gonna prepare this food tomorrow.

I love the combination of spices.

Nice one op.

Though I'm still anticipating 31. Since life is not in the length of days but your value to humanity and civilization, here are a few of the things I have learned so far:

1. Early things should be done early. Don't prepare for tomorrow what you can do today.

2. Talk is cheap. People say they love you, a mere feeling that they can't comprehend after you part ways.

3. The true test of love is sacrifice.

4. The true test of trust is sacrifice.

5. The true test of loyalty is their presence in both light mode and dark mode.

6. Humans are stimulated by incentives. They will do nothing if they have nothing to gain or lose.

7. Don't scavenge in search of the best; look for the best, pay them and let them guard you. They are always there but because we cannot pay them, we see them as unimportant.

8. You don't have any excuse in life not to succeed. Except you are medically disabled.

9. Take this mentality out of your head: "I don't owe anybody anything".
You do hold the world something because if everyone decides to be egocentric like you, you'd not enjoy anything. After all, you will have to do everything yourself which is 100% impossible.

You owe the world an atom of growth and prosperity.

10. The fact that people ask for forgiveness or make apologies doesn't mean they are above their former temptations. They may though. But always safeguard yourself around them. You will never entrust your little kid around a repentant pedophilia same way you will not entrust your bank details to an ex-convict.

11. Reputation is all that you have got. Protect it. Some stains aren't eradicable.

12. Respect your father. Love your mother. Make your siblings have a sense of mirthfulness when around you. Family is your backbone when the world finally rejects you. Show kindness to extended families.

13. You can't be consistent all the time, you make mistakes sometimes, so why do you expect 100% perfection and consistency from another human?

14. Deal with people as they deal with you, most times what they portray to you first instance is what they are internal.

15. Judge people by the values they hold, their belief systems, and their personalities. It will save you a great deal of having sycophants around.

16. Life is not a matter of patience. If you are not moving forward or experiencing growth, you are simply wasting your time.

17. Faith and hope are mere fantasy; knowledge + action is the birth of reality.

18. No matter how tedious, if it is a just course and good, do it and don't relent.

19. If you are not intelligent, you'll be bamboozled by the rhetorics of dumb people. If you are poor you'll be intimidated by the rich. If you are weak you'll be bullied by the strong.

20. Seek freedom. Freedom guarantees your peace of mind. Don't allow the rudder of life to be under the control of another.

21. There is always time to learn. You don't have time because you don't see the importance of learning.

22. Nothing is set in stone. Don't make any idea or beliefs your golden calf. Be ready for change.

23. Solitude is better than being amid fools.

24. You don't know what's best until you have a taste of the best and worst.

25. You'll die someday, take life easy. You are not taking any pin to the grave so why bother yourself with a series of depressions?

26. The world is not a moral place. The world is unfair. To survive this world you must play on all sides.

27. Evil prevails because the good sleep.

28. It is easy to spot the people that have you at heart, but we always end up chasing people that don't want us. Pathetic!

29. Let your interaction with people always be positive. How they react is none of your concern. Many people feel negative about the truth.

30. Do your best. Don't relent. Better you die trying than doing nothing. At least the process is there and anyone can learn from it.

31. Definition of success or greatness may differ across the board. But an indicator of success should be Independence.

32. You can learn from anything and everything. You just need to open your eyes and be vigilant enough.

33. Start a trade early in life. Learn to do business immediately it arises in your consciousness that you know how to read and write.

34. Sales and marketing are your tools for wealth.

Bonus: Eat good food. Read good books. Appreciate good people. Appreciate the beauty of nature. Exhibit holy anger like the God of the old testament.

Thanks.

bepositive11:
This should have been the first comment.

@bolded It's very disheartening. Nairaland should do something about those toxic folks. They can't even see that they have a big problem. It's no wonder they end up meeting toxic women who validate their toxic views. Nairaland should ban them.

They are not toxic but are jobless. And instead of using that lack of employment to source information and listen to those that have surpassed them they end up typing and releasing thrash daily, 24/7, round the clock. They are the epitome of dumbness. Even in romance, dating, and relationships they still have nothing to offer. Just go through their previous posts and see how slow they are. And they are always in a stampede for the front page.

The ease of creating new emails is the advantage they have, so banning them will be a tedious task. The best thing as far as I understand is to monetize the first 3 - 5 pages; pay before you comment. However, we are in a world where data and humans are the products that brings profit, so such may not be possible.

The frequency for us now is to bepositive11.

Thanks.

heartofcity12:
Men be marrying slay queens and crying of mental health. Na wa

When you tell them about these women, they never pay heed. Rather, they ridicule you especially when you are below their status. But the truth and reality don't care.

They want to marry the most expensive stripper.

They want to marry the most beautiful model.

They want to marry a classic woman.

They want to marry a woman with class and sauce.

They want to marry a woman with big breasts and liposuction buttocks.

They want to marry a woman who won't settle for less.

They want to marry a well-made and established woman with no solid foundation.

They select the worst of women while expecting the best. Ridiculous.

After all the pains in climbing to the top, a man still ends up crumbling in an instant because he made the wrong choice of a woman.

Men that never built themselves to become something worthy of INTEGRITY, REPUTATION, HONOUR, MORALS, KINDNESS, MODESTY, and GOOD CHARACTER...will always make the wrong choice in selecting women. Because they are dark, all that surrounds them is darkness, and they will never see a woman in the light to choose from.

The same goes for women: they consistently reject good men because they are poor (not an excuse though), short and ugly. But what do they end up with? Men who don't love them.

You'll never select the wrong woman or man in life if you have experienced the two extremes of life: good and evil. That experience alone will shape your understanding of humans and bring to your consciousness the relevant things you need to know and do when dealing with people.

Our parents, grandparents, and ancestors understood this. However, we now feel too wise and intelligent to override core traditions and principles that have shaped human existence and held civilization for eons because of phones and social media.

It is a pity.

You reap what you sow. You can't have your cake and eat it.

DAY 302, REDPILL 2022

Authority:Be wise. Be vigilant. The days are dark.

Cc. Reminderz, Someoneschild2, Hedgefunds, Tonnyray, smartb0y, Nerostealth01, Lordcassy, Adambeatz, Sajmark, Rikudosenin, Calibrator et al.

A thread to talk about autos/cars and dumbass nairalanders has turned it into a sexual debate.

Rather than you guys shut up your dumb mouth that exposes your empty brains, you all end up fighting for the front page and end up spewing thrash. No information was gained. No knowledge was shared. Dumb people!

Dear Op...

Things to consider:

1. Price of the car.

2. Your money.

3. Type of car.
a. Availability of spare parts.
b. Availability of parts mechanic.
c. Authenticity of parts.

4. Ease of use.

5. Ease of maintenance.

6. Nigeria roads.

7. Security system/tracking device.

8. Knowledge about road rules.

9. Knowledge about road officers.

10. Authenticity of car documents.

11. Authenticity of driving documents.

12. Availability of trusted car expert(s).

13. Reserved funds for constant maintenance.

14. Driving frequency: commercial or private.

Thanks.

It boils down to a people who can no longer tolerate the evil parading as good and feel convulsive on every form of distortion on a cultural, political, social, and economic level painted as "for the good of the people".

It always takes the peasants to bring a massive revolution. But if they can't feel their pains and cancer, what do you expect?

Nigeria/Africa will shine resplendently someday. No doubt. However, it is the generation that will take the nation to that stage we are cocksure oblivious about. Such glory in this generation is like expecting a rope to forcefully travel the eye of a needle.

Sigh.