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pansophist:
I agree with everything but funny? women funny?

Point me one funny female comedian abeg. I wan check something

Oh!

Chief.

There are female comedians in the entertainment industry. From observation most aren't into the traditional stand up comedy. Rather, are funny content creators on social media. E.g King Phoebe, AI girl, etc.

Women who are very playful are funny by my estimation even though not as traditional comedians. Because that joyful play will toast the atmosphere with good taste and fun. Her playful mood will make her laugh which in turn will make you play and laugh with her also.

This side of women are only known to men who are not "strict" with them. Not men who are always on their ten toes giving no room for flares of romance. If you as a man is playful she will also be playful. Though you need to strike the chord the first time.

Women are generally boring. However, every woman has a special guy she can go lady Gaga for. Once there's chemistry, you'll have a firsthand experience that women are just bigger babies. Lol.

Men are funny to everybody generally.
Women are only funny to the men they are in love with. There's no boring girl per se. She's boring because she's either talking to her female friend or a Mr Nice Guy.

A woman who has genuine interest in you will make you play like a child with her. You'll discover that true feminity is a natural relaxant and aphrodisiac. Winks.

Same way a woman who has genuine interest in you or find you lenient with her or even her assumed accomplice will reveal her dark side to you.

Genuine interest +/ non-judgemental = the dark + sweet side of women.

You just need to be the right guy pulling the right strings at the right time.

Thanks.

Same here.

These tech companies have succeeded in spying on the contents of our thoughts and imaginations.

The devices they own, which they didn't force us to buy, have now become espionage.

Tech companies know more than 70% of our top and private secrets through their devices on our hands. Ironically, we can't do without these gadgets.

Gadgets are the ultimate mind readers.

We are cooked.

Hope she won't complain later.

This one her husband is wearing earrings.

Congratulations madam.

It's normal. It wasn't a hallelujah challenge that gave you a husband though.

Winks.

Washing and setting.

Money laundering is on the beat.

A woman who can hold a conversation from day 1 to infinity.

She might not be versatile on various topics, but she can make a sermon from her little observation + the gist you are telling her.

I don't mean talkative who just open their mouths and say meaningless things. I mean women who try to be reasonable (and rational) on topics and discussions.

Other things:

Soft.
Calm.
Gentle.
Smart.
Funny.
Modest.
Humble.
Honest.
Jovial.
Playful.
Diligent.
Intelligent.
Can draft romantic or poetic content.

Only dumb women will see the above as difficult virtues to develop. Because they are as easy as respiration to acquire.

Thanks.

pansophist:
I actually no dash person o. The person just use am load recharge card for me

Be like na to carry my own o go Bitcoin address.

Make I sufri dey gather wedding money.

How you reason am senior man?

@guobe

Proserpina:
So Caveadullam self dey drop lines for woman.

Unbelievable

I pity all these small small boys that follow you to a fault/blindly.

Where's that small boy Luminouz ?

Buh buh ayam innocent.

The angle that I have always viewed this feminine power is from the kitchen.

Women think that jokes that tie them to the kitchen are mere ridicule. However, it's a joke that connotes power.

You have power and hold the life of a person who eats your food. Either through the preparation of nutritious meals to elongate life or poisonous meals to end life. Food is power. And whoever is in control of the kitchen automatically controls your life.

That's why, as a man, selecting a good woman surpasses her physical looks. You must be cocksure about a steady character when choosing a woman. Because she can mince what you don't know inside your food and launch it like Israeli missiles into your stomach.

The most dangerous woman isn't the one who acts crazy and wants to form macho. But the quiet ones that revenge silently, when smiling to your face.

If a man wants to kill, he needs big muscles and weapons. He needs to be extremely manipulative and conniving.

A woman wouldn't go through that stress. For her, it's a matter of poisoning an aromatic meal and serving it seductively. Simple.

In that feminine hood holds a lot of surreptitious manipulative tendencies unknown to men. Women are as destructive as men albeit covertly and inconspicuously.

That's why you can't judge a woman's innocence from her looks. Know her back story, there's something behind it. Their innocence is deceptive - a necessary tool for survival.

Feminine women will always get the best of masculine energy provided they are smart. Men need their ego to be caressed; a woman who does that will win. If she is respectful + gentle + calm + clean + modest + wholesome, she can win the best of men.

Masculine energy is always soft and titillating toward feminine energy. She got the man under her bosom and lips.

The difference between this and simping is that the more she endears the man, the more he releases his masculine energy + the more he gets filled with her essence + the more she gets happy to be with the man, and the more her respect for the man increases.

Simping is attempting to please a woman who lacks respect for you. She is only there to exploit you. And you'll never enjoy that warm feminine sweetness. The man forcefully releases masculine energy, which is not replenished by feminine energy.

A woman can be like the other women her husband lusts after, and once she gets him hooked, she will be the only woman her husband wants to be with.

The problem with women is that they are too lazy to work. They have a natural charm they can use to enforce fidelity and commitment from their spouses but are too myopic and dumb to put it into practice.

It's easier for an average woman to access the world's richest or strongest man. Because at night, what he wants is a soft woman, not an intelligent or strong man.

Women need to get used to their power. But they can't and still need men to teach them, which will always be the case because they are lazy people.

Thanks.

guobe:
Wow lovely. Send account. You are absolutely romantic.

Thank you for your kind words and gestures.

@oga pansophist which person you give your own o. Make me sef bless the person.

Sometimes, my girlfriend does send me screenshots or photos of some sentences in the letters and messages I send to her.

I will be like wow, "Shay na me write this one ní...was I smoking or what".

1. You are not as fair as the sun but you shine brighter than all the celestial bodies. Even the sun is jealous of your beauty and glory.

2. Your feminity fills my hollows and bellies with excitement and wonders. I always want to wrap myself around you and get energized.

3. Among all the beautiful creatures, you come first. The first among women. Even the flowers of the earth call you beautiful. The birds of the air call you mother.

4. Your femininity is a splendor. Your wholesomeness smells like Arabian perfume. I want to inhale you to stupor.

5. Your bosom is where I find peace. And from your fountains gush out feminine grace, gentility, and sweetness.

Bonus:

6. Every time I set my eyes on you, you elate my spirit; my cheeks and jawlines are drawn with smiles. I'm excited to bask again in your feminine grace.

7. Your presence is seductive. It is the temptation I want to always fall for. Beautiful temptation.

8. Nature has its unique fragrance. But that fragrance is an extension of you. You fill the heaven and earth with your fragrance and glory.

9. Your lips are cute, small, soft, and red. Your kisses have implanted a signature of love in my heart, and I do want to love you now and always.

10. Your voice is that sonorous siren I want to hear. It keeps me engaged and reminds me of the adventures I am yet to unwrapped in you.

Winks.

PS: I will add more if time permits.

Sometimes, my girlfriend does send me screenshots or photos of some sentences in the letters and messages I send to her.

I will be like wow, "Shay na me write this one ní...was I smoking or what".

1. You are not as fair as the sun but you shine brighter than all the celestial bodies. Even the sun is jealous of your beauty and glory.

2. Your feminity fills my hollows and bellies with excitement and wonders. I always want to wrap myself around you and get energized.

3. Among all the beautiful creatures, you come first. The first among women. Even the flowers of the earth call you beautiful. The birds of the air call you mother.

4. Your femininity is a splendor. Your wholesomeness smells like Arabian perfume. I want to inhale you to stupor.

5. Your bosom is where I find peace. And from your fountains gush out feminine grace, gentility, and sweetness.

Bonus:

6. Every time I set my eyes on you, you elate my spirit; my cheeks and jawlines are drawn with smiles. I'm excited to bask again in your feminine grace.

7. Your presence is seductive. It is the temptation I want to always fall for. Beautiful temptation.

8. Nature has its unique fragrance. But that fragrance is an extension of you. You fill the heaven and earth with your fragrance and glory.

9. Your lips are cute, small, soft, and red. Your kisses have implanted a signature of love in my heart, and I do want to love you now and always.

10. Your voice is that sonorous siren I want to hear. It keeps me engaged and reminds me of the adventures I am yet to unwrapped in you.

Winks.

There has never been a time when men cared about the status of the woman to date or marry, provided she was cute, sweet, and feminine. That's why he has to put everything in place before getting into a relationship because he already knows that the status of the woman isn't beneficial to him. (Except in rare cases where family business, an empire, or a dynasty is in the equation).

A woman who rides a Corolla will desire to date a man who rides a Rolls-Royce. A waitress wants to date her manager. Women date men higher than them.

This is simply evolutionary biology at work. No amount of sociocultural rhetorics can change it. Except for another evolutionary change in their biological wiring.

If you are a big boy and want to date big girls, you don't need to complain day in and day out. There are hundreds of high-brow areas in the 36 States of the federation + the FCT to get the type of woman you want. Ditto for the women.

However, know this: you'll never date a woman higher and better than you. In the same way, a woman will never date a man lower than her. Keep the exceptions at the backdoor.

Men date women lower than them.
Women date men higher than them.

These mating strategies have shaped men to become way better across generations. Since women don't want lower men, men have unconsciously built themselves to become better mates.

In the reproductive game, women have a larger share of power than men. Because eggs are expensive, they come in a few thousand. But sperms are always in their millions, in a rushing race to fertilize one egg.

Thanks.

JESHAL007:
Makes sense sir, good morning before I was unplugged from the religious matrix I was very fearful of demons, Satan, God, the unknown, men of God, witches, occult, even my personality is timid, my mind was filled with superstitious nonsense, no time to cultivate a strong personality, but I'm grateful that so called spiritual wisdom is replaced by real wisdom, knowledge and truth

Thank goodness for the Internet
Thank goodness for meeting you

This article is the golden

I made part 2 of the thread in response to you here: https://www.nairaland.com/8237458/romance-religion-fear

Winks.

Back in the day, as a tongue-speaking, vibrant religious boy for Jesus, I did everything in the book to maintain that sainthood. That's why, till eternity, there's no way any bishop, apostle, daddy GO, etc. can move that I can't easily spot their nonsense.

They are all motivational speakers trying to sound like spiritual ambassadors by mystifying religious texts. If you go deeper you will see them.

Back in the day, I experienced scratch marks on my body each time I woke up. I don't keep my nails.

How can a Jesus boy like me be facing demonic oppression? I asked.

I had to intensify prayers to hours, bible study to hours, fasting to hours, and be in church regularly. I was on a quest to destroy these demons after my anointing. Lol.

It got so worse that even when I'm awake, like in the afternoon, I will see scratches on my body.

Kilode!

Is my eye paining me, or what? Which sin did I commit?

How many times will I consecrate and reconsecrate, Oh Lord?

Jesus, can you please tell me what's happening? The intensity increased.

Bro, little did I know that it was the tiny fingernails at the edges of my finger that resulted in this.

At night there's always heat, so I will scratch my body. When I feel any itch, I will scratch my body.

I discovered this after I became an apostate (I remember I told you what led to that in a post some time ago).

I thought sleep paralysis was demons trying to steal my life in the middle of the night.
You remember that experience, when you will be trying to shout Jesus in your sleep but you can't. It seems your life is evaporating faster from your body. It's not demonic. It's a physical occurrence.

Since when I left the religious matrix, that nonsense has stopped.

When I scratch my body hard today, I will see marks. I now know that it is not demons at work. It is my tiny nails at work.

The last time I experienced sleep paralysis, I was just laughing, waiting for the episode to end so that I could go back to sleep.

A sign that you are deep and lost in the religious matrix and have large sediments of religious foolishness is YOUR FEAR OF DARKNESS.

When night comes, religious people behave like sheep without shepherds in the wilderness. They can't sleep alone in the dark. They fear large dark places.

Of course, humans have a fear of the dark and the unknown. However, that fear becomes amplified when you are intertwined in the religious matrix.

Fear is your master when you are stuck in the religious matrix.

Ironically, the essence of religion is to set your mind free and make you live in peace. But if you analyze religion very well, especially your religious activities - prayers, fasting, rituals, sacrifices, worship, etc. they are because you are fearful of unexpected events and you need to perform these acts of religious devotion to counter the unknown.

Prayer is an attempt to change the will of the universe. Worship is an attempt to please the supreme creator to assuage every negative situation. Rituals are to make the supreme being joyful.

Everything is rooted in fear. There's no religious person who doesn't have a large chunk of fear. Forget their religious broggadia, they are fearful in their secret places. They fear the unknown with a heavy heart.

This fear takes hold of their lives in the outside world. They are scared of trying new adventures. They are scared of relating with people because they are suspicious. They are scared of entering the unknown.

Nobody has a warehouse of superstitions than the average religious mofo. All sorts of nonsense are borne out of their fear and ignorance.

This is not to say that religion is not important or the concept of God has become irrelevant. But they are encoded phenomena upon which humans have built a religion rather than deciphering the lessons within for peaceful human co-existence and self-development.

Once you break out of the religious matrix, you become courageous. You no longer fear death. You no longer fear the unknown. You no longer fear darkness.

This knowledge and awareness shape you in the best possible ways to develop and safeguard yourself in this cold world of cruelty, selfishness, ignorance, and improvidence.

Seek truth, knowledge, understanding, and wisdom.

No God anywhere coming to rescue you. You must understand the nature and conditions of life and plot your flexible means around it.

Thanks.

PS: This was an innocent reply to @JESHAL007, that has now morphed into a thread.

Lol.

emmanuel0112:
Await ur response

Modified.

Check again.

If the human species just lived like animals in the wild concerning their mating strategies, there wouldn't be much back and forth concerning marriage, sex, and reproduction.

But that's impossible. Why? Human intelligence.

The basics of sex and reproduction are for the male and female to pass their genes and stay eternally in the genetic pool. Other things are just icing. Of course, both have their sexual mechanism in making that biological imperative possible.

Logically, long-term marriage or relationship is detrimental to men. In order not to make it seem like a wrong investment, the raising of a strong family legacy to pass his genes becomes an expedient factor that a man puts into thought.

If he should think outside that family legacy box, he wouldn't ever move an inch to give a woman his commitment. Because he can get all that he desires in marriage outside marriage, except for a solid family structure. If it's the woman per se, she's always replaceable as per the counting of minutes and hours.

Marriage and relationships are important and sought-after phases for women. Because it guarantees their safety, it doesn't matter if they are useful or useless. If a woman can hoodwink a man, she has won a jackpot. This is not the same for the man.

A woman is a man's burden.
A Man is a woman's joy.

That's why women who want an equal playing field with men will lose. Feminists are a bunch of overfed, ungrateful idiots.

If there's an ideal leveled ground for males and females, women will always lose every day. Because nature is in favor of men more than women in terms of strength and adventure - these are qualities that make men rank on top always and forever.

A man should be more focused on his ambitions and family structure. And not for the woman. Otherwise, he would end up disappointed. He must only be committed to a woman who is capable of being a genuine companion.

So, it's not slavery if he desires a solid family legacy that will elongate through time and generation. That's how the game goes.

It's just like the prerequisites in other domains that necessitate success.

Whether in marriage or outside marriage, the man remains a king. He is not a slave. His dominance and performance make him reign. That's the way Kings prove themselves.

Thanks.

JESHAL007:
@caveadullam, one thing I noticed about life is that most people are fools and dumb, sadly I'm in that category but I'm making conscious effort to improve myself by conditioning my mental frame to accept truth, knowledge, wisdom that has to do with reality, but opening my inner understanding is lonely and sometimes depressive, there was a time i only believed truth came from powerful and successful people, anything they say is golden like my pastor oyedepo, i judge truth based on the character, likeability and status of the individual rather than the substance of the message, same way people judge based on halo effect or people feel rich by having luxury goods( luxury effect), babacave on twitter, your Nairaland posts, corporate machiavelli, illimitable men, have become my daily devotional, I love all your works because it doesn't indoctrinate me into a dogma but forces me to use my brain and think, it makes me also realistic in my assessment which makes me act in ways that would guarantee the best outcome for me, you are filled with wisdom, then I believed Oyedepo spiritual wisdom yielded his supernatural success but didn't realise that he profited by creating a cult like following marketing delusional optimism and false hope rooted in Bible teachings to the masses and elites simultaneously,he also spiritualised the basics of personal development, babacave you are wiser than Oyedepo by far, by 1 billion percent, I wish I can see you physically and give you a hug, you are my online family for life, you even have higher transcendental values like honour, courage,etc. Corporate Machiavelli is the psychopathic version of you, you are a blessing me, a highly under rated asset in our generation, just imagine 30% of Africans think like you, we would be in the mess we are currently facing, i now understand people around me better, I now understand my nature better, I now understand women better, I now understand the world better, seriously speaking truth is not for the weak, it's hard, it's painful to reconstruct your inner psychology from the scratch, that what Nairaland and your tweet has done to me


Thank you sir
My mentor

Thank you, big chief.

I do appreciate your kind words. I promise to improve and do better.

What we think we know is nothing compared to what we don't know yet.

May we find wisdom and truth.

Well done, boss.

EreluRoz:
Mind what you say about an anointed man of money. I don't see these people as men of God, I don't think they have any business with God

Mhen.

You can say that again.

It's two things I can deduce from these "men of mammon":

1. They are deluded like their average follower + have a touch of prosperity.

2. Know the truth about God and religion but can't make it known because of the fabulous and fattening feasts they dine on the heads of their deluded followers.

Listen to all of them carefully; their preaching or teachings are purely motivational.

It's only the young pastors who try to deviate by adding some ignoramus spiritual salt and Maggi to make their motivational sermons intriguing.

I'm not in any way against prosperity. Money is sweet. Luxury is sweet.

However, if what these men of mammon are preaching are true, real, and correct, there won't be this high level of poverty in the nations.

Idiots will soon say "faith differs". My friend, is Ogun that will kee you.

These men of mammon are building generational wealth for their 10th+ generation from now, yet, these deluded religious followers can't see it.

Their pastors are living in beautiful mansions and riding expensive cars. But they are waiting for the last trumpet to blow so that they can fly spiritual airways to their heavenly mansions in paradise.

The way Africans behave, especially Nigerians continue to prove the 85 average Black IQ.

Sigh.

The painful thing in this video is that they are doing it for the Holy Ghost.

How full-grown men can be this religiously whipped and manhandled is beyond reach.

An average IQ of 85 keeps proving itself every day.

See rubbish.

Running for the Holy Ghost.

Bodyguards for Christ.

Stupid men.

Sigh.

Nemesis0147:
check your twitter boss

Sent a reply.

Thanks.

Women's desire for "chaotic men" is an evolutionary instinct that helps them determine a man that can protect and provide for them and the children.

Women are the weaker sex, so they constantly need a man to be bounded around them. (If you notice carefully, since the advent of feminism and "what a man can do, a woman can do it better", the patriarchy pillar around them has collapsed and you can see that every generation produces sets of more damaged women than the previous). Because no virile figure to guard them.

That evolutionary instinct makes them gravitate towards bad boys and jerks at their youthful age. They play. They have sex. They have fun. They have party. Meanwhile, they ought to use that stage and age to lock down a man who has a capacity to provide and protect even though he lacks the physique and destructive character of Brock Lesnar.

Women who openly forment chaos in their relationship, brewing useless drama is one that either is either a h0e or lack a strong father figure that exposes her to the peurile way of the street.

Looking for drama, quarrel, and war rather than praying for the consistent peace of the union reeks of extreme foolishness which sits on a low IQ bench + damaged enough to even be considered as a mate.

That's why there's always an emphasis for men to get married to virgin women only + or women that have a strong father figure in their life.

Those other ones that have found glamour in the street are only fit for sexual recreational purposes because they are the ones that always seek for chaos + they are baggages of worst sexual and emotional experiences.

A woman is the resting nest for a man. That's why she's softer + tender + finer than the man. You don't expect a man to fight battles outside and still come back home to repeat same with a person lower than him and even at that, no ROI for engaging in such drama.

This is also why men must be assertive too. Because it helps to calibrate the hubris of women around them without being domineering, a talkative, or fighter. Being assertive and dominant will send signals to her that you are aware of her drama + won't participate in it + if care is not taken, she will be thrown outside.

Dramatic women = damaged women = h0es.

Thanks.

1st digit + 4th digit / 2nd digit = 3rd digit.

Never bank on promises.

Don't also make promises.

If you have speculated it to be good and profitable, do it.

Do it regardless of the obstacles and struggles.

It will pay in the end.

If you have not reached the end or close to it, that's, on the way to your overall purpose...

Don't get married.

Better to die a bachelor than watch your wife and children suffer mercilessly and stupidly.

Life is already hard for you. Don't make it harder by adding wife and kids.

Don't be gaslighted to do things contrary to your will or principles.

Maintain your ground.

Don't ever regret your pasts or mistakes.

Crying because of yesterday will not stop today from happening.

Errors expose your weaknesses and give you the tools to amend to recognizable standards.

Make sure not to repeat the same mistake.

Seek wisdom and truth.

Once you have them, you become an insurmountable force.

Build character, value, and reputation.

They are your mortal bargaining tools + immortal bargaining tools of your children.

If you are a man of honor, men of honor will honor you.

Don't sacrifice your dreams and ambitions for anyone or anything.

Pick a skill (business or vocational) that tallys with the economic situation of your nation or that has a good ROI based on thorough research and investigation.

Thanks.

EreluRoz:
Caveadullam come and prove yourself as a true Benin blood

You dey whine me.

Lol