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RomanceRe: I Stormed His Wedding & Made Him Cry After He Broke My Heart by Cavenchy(m):
akatekpe:
I tell you. The last tin I wu do on my wedding day is to give any serious attention to an ex on my wedding day. Infact, I wu ensure I let my men keep eyes on my exs to avoid any drama grin
True that, this is why intending couples should always inform their spouse-to-be of any crazy exes that might show up that day. This whole show could have been averted with one prepared bride and her team. It's her wedding day too, no one has the right to ruin another woman's biggest day in life. Same goes for ladies and gents.
RomanceRe: I Stormed His Wedding & Made Him Cry After He Broke My Heart by Cavenchy(m):
akatekpe:
Thanks bro..i wu rather go to the most interior of my village to get a wife than marry one lady who can't take order from me. It' obvious she is the proud type and wouldn't pipe low for her man. She never loved the guy in the first place. And tha dude too is a disgrace, shielding tears on his wedding day cos of thesame lady he dumped.
Lol the guy was shedding tears cos he felt the lady came to crash his wedding by dancing erratically and unconventionally in front of his esteemed guests. The lady is lucky the bride didn't have a crazy bridal train, they would have bounced her the 1st 5mins of her display if they knew who she was and her mission that day.
RomanceRe: The iPhone My Girlfriend Gave Me As Valentine's Gift by Cavenchy(m):
Wow some peeps got bad things to say on here tho. Damn. Don't understand why Nigerians think it's wrong for a lady to buy guys stuff. Everywhere else, ladies buy guys their dream rides if they can afford it, it's about making your partner's dreams come true. Even if it's just a ticket to see their favourite star perform in Paris. It's not how much it costs that matters but the thoughtfulness that goes behind giving your partner an opportunity to live out their fantasies. The best are those who buy their parents stuff they gave up on when they had to train you. If you guys think this is new, a simple search on YouTube would change your impressions about what love is supposed to mean.
RomanceRe: Embarrassment Of The Highest Order In My Life by Cavenchy(m):
OP have you thought about the fact that the said girl might not know you? Or perhaps she doesn't own the iron? How would she give a stranger an iron that does/doesn't belong to her?

2. What if she was in a bad mood or not in good terms with the friend you came to see? That too could make her act ratchet on you.

3. You had no business poking your nose(in this case:eyes) where they don't belong, if you could look long enough to see her boyfriend inside the house from outside actually facing the wardrobe, you probably came across to her as a nosy neighbour.

4. She probably heard about some dude who borrowed a flash drive and was irritated by the idea and then same guy shows up to borrow iron.

5. She probably just doesn't like being disturbed. Same thing that happens to evangelists, so you really haven't been the worst victim.

To avoid this sort of disgrace in future, do not ask for favours from strangers and expect them to be nice. What if you disappear with the iron and never return?
Do not feel bad about situations that are outside your control. She didn't treat you bad cos you don't seem to have money, she treated you bad cos her perception of people isn't perfect. So don't be angry learn from the experience.
RomanceRe: Ladies, How Do You Feel When A Random Guy Woos You On The Street? by Cavenchy(m):
When are we gonna talk about the fine girls that street-woo us men as well?
If yo a well rounded guy you certainly can recall having been asked for the time by a girl who has a large ipad with the correct time clearly displayed, Or the famous tap on your arm with "are you the guy from <insert whatever tv show/series>".

All these can happen just on your way from the Mall to the car park. And if she cute? well...
RomanceRe: When A Woman Is Complete And When She Is Finished. by Cavenchy(m):
While I understand the op might have good intentions, there are a few things that should be taken into consideration. The fact that a man is good looking, rich and attractive doesn't imply that he would not make her happy. In fact, what's the guarantee that an unattractive *so called ugly* man can not be terrible in appealing to her emotions as well? Would it not be worse for a lady to marry a man cos he looks unattractive expecting him to continue adoring her, being tender and loving as he did when he was still chasing, only for this same ugly man to change and become the 'devil you never knew' after exchanging vows? Haven't you seen such men that say she's now off the market and they don't need to act all puppyish to win her over anymore? If we wanna advise ladies to be cautious, leave looks out of it as looks alone do not determine the content of a man's character. Additionally, people change, We humans are a function of our experiences over time, how we react or handle them, is what would determine most of our behaviour in life. The best thing is to pray and let God's will be done.
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Started Acting Strange...help! by Cavenchy(m):
Europija:
Hello all...My boyfriend started acting strange...I have been together with him for 4 years and now he started calling me only at night from midnight and he doesn't pick my calls when it is day time.

When he calls me at night we will talk for 1 or 2 hours and he will be happy when he talks to me and still talks about future... When i ask him why he doesn't pick my call at day time he will give me some silly excuse like he was sleeping etc..Also he doesn't have a job and we live in different countries...I am thinking maybe he is cheating on me but why then is he not sleeping with that girl at night? If he has a woman he would also stay at night with her...right? What could it be??
What is the time difference between your countries? His day may be your night.
PropertiesRe: Building A House From Scratch Or Buying One? by Cavenchy(m):
The choice would depend on a lot of factors. And you have not given adequate information for the advise to be properly channeled accordingly. However, for general discourse, the choice to build a house or buy an already made one would depend on the priorities of the intended user. it's as easy as deciding if you should buy a dress or get a bespoke tailor to design one.

I think 3 things need to be placed into consideration, Budget, Time and Taste. Like every project, the concepts of Time Quality and Cost would play with your intellect a little bit, but one has to be sacrificed for the others to work.

BUILDING ONE
TASTE
Are there available vacant lands in the area of choice to build one from scratch and is your design actually buildable using readily available building technology?

BUDGET
Is the intending party able and/or ready to commit resources to build to taste?

TIME
How urgently is the house needed. Do you have the patience to wait till one is built to the above taste and budget?

BUYING ONE
TIME
Would you be patient enough to wait till you find your dream house on the market to actually get and own one? Would it take you as long as it would, if you had to build one yourself provided its possible to do so?

BUDGET
Can you afford an already built property that meets all your tastes even if it stretches your budget?

TASTE
Lets say after the two points above, you found one and you can afford it, great. Is it in your ideal location and design? Would you be ready to compromise on your taste to get what is available? It might be close but it might not be the same as what you had in mind, some get better, some get discontent.


In general, see this as shopping for clothes and you cant be wrong. Customized things are always desirable, but other factors could make you chose one that already exists. Its all in the priority of the end user.
AgricultureRe: Fish Farming Or Poultry Farming. by Cavenchy(m): 2:48pm On Jan 25, 2016
I like encouraging young people who have entrepreneurial minds. And I think this is the first time I've seen a startup thread without people posting mini adverts, call-me email address and phone number replies.

As for the guy who posted this thread, what ever you decide to do, let your business packaging be your advantage. Focus on innovation and you could expand any business, its all about packaging. You could plan to diversify your brand from the status quo or find new ways of reducing cost to boost profit.

Goodluck.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Why Entrepreneurship Is Not The Solution To Unemployment In Nigeria by Cavenchy(m): 5:17pm On Jan 24, 2016
The op is right on a couple of points. For those condemning this topic, I guess it's the title. But from some of his points you should ask yourselves why you need a government? No one expects the government to drop food on your table but at least provide a conducive environment for people to do so. Basic things like:
1. Security, why should you hire a bunch of security to watch your business when you pay tax for the police to do so.
2. An intellectual property system that actually works to protect invention.
3. A reliable justice system for the common man and perhaps a population/crime database to deter fraudulent people from taking advantage of people's startups
4. Border reinforcement to prevent illegal liability immigrants from bleeding our resources dry and whatever jobs left for citizens.

The above are not things the common man can do, only government can.

Also, employment is not only for making money as I have seen some people post here, if that were the case, everyone would be in crime. It should be government's priority that with each succeeding generation, infrastructure improves and people especially the young are fully engaged in nation building and they are happy doing it.

Nigeria is a country where citizens provide their own electricity power plant, security, water and other key infrastructure to run a business successfully with minimal startup funds, how far can such business go? Even Bill Gates would crumble if he had to cover the costs of all of these himself in present day Nigeria without much to start up on. Most business owners in Nigeria are doing it to get by, and had to be in huge debt to sponsor the business through the early stages providing all the resources themselves that should already be present in any well meaning society. No one is saying Govt should build sky scrapper companies for citizens, but they can create an enabling environment for business startups to flourish and investors would gladly do these and provide employment. Ignoring our infrastructural deficiency would only increase more shabby businesses that won't have the ability to build the nation, How does resorting to learning a 18th century vocational skill for a living after going to a 21st century university, help build the nation?

In most developed countries, government funds students education through student loans which they pay back when they get a job afterwards, it's government's way of ensuring their youths aren't idle or resort to mischief.
It's chief educational aim as government, is also to ensure every citizen would certainly be gainfully involved in nation building in the future when they(students) have invested in education (yes paying fees is an investment even if they got loans they still have to repay) and to accomplish this, the government in turn ensures the students reap their investment by ensuring there are opportunities for them to carry out what they learnt in school to aid nation building.

The government in Nigeria has to sit up and call their best brains together, they need to fix the basic things and quickly. Sweeping things under the carpet is so pre-colonial era. Let the brains do the thinking and solve the infrastructural decay viz: Security, Justice, Crime Database, Accessible Power, Subsidised Transportation etc. As for employment, it would take care of itself, rather they should concentrate on introducing these vocational skills to those who need skills but who of their own accord don't want the hassles of higher education. Then focus on improving the learning facilities of the higher institutions to world class standards so those schooling there can actually learn the skills they went there to study. Then maybe someday the basket weaver, who either did or did not receive higher education,can save time and cost he uses for providing himself all he needs to run his business, and invest them in developing new inventions using his weaving skills and maybe the world would be keen to buy his stuff as it won't be so expensive considering his running and living costs.
RomanceRe: I'm Pregnant; My Boyfriend Wants Abortion by Cavenchy(m):
OP, no matter what's going on through your head, abortion is not an answer. You need to calm down and think about the options of keeping that baby alive.

1. As for that guy, bear in mind that he is gone for good. He doesnt love you. Many men i know have gotten married when they werent ready cos of situations like this, but they never abandoned the lady. This case is sad, he is a coward.

2. Think about telling your mum, yes she would be angry, but if she has advised you about pregnancy in the past, it means she cares about you. Your parents can reach a compromise with the boy's parents on a possible quick wedding or otherwise, how to cater for the baby after giving birth. Its supposed to be a shared responsibility. You aren't pregnant alone, so its more of a 'we' than an 'I' pregnant. You arent the only one advised to keep off sex, the guy was advised too, aint no way you should go down alone.

3. If the above doesnt work out, dont worry. Your family on their own could arrange to get you out of town for the 9 months, to avoid public scrutiny.

4. When the baby is born, if you still dont want it or you are afraid you cant cater for his/her needs and no one you know can, you can take the baby to an orphanage. Or alternatively find a good relative who can take care of the baby.or go give the baby to the parents of the father. If you can get a dna test to prove it's his, do it.

5. Whatever you do, do not abort the baby. You got advice now, many dont have the luxury of advice in your situation. And its super hard to think straight in this situation as one can imagine.

Go have your baby, open a thread in the remaining number of months to tell us the name you gave her/him.
CelebritiesRe: Photo: Wizkid And Dammy Krane Reconcile by Cavenchy(m): 10:48pm On Jan 15, 2016
Is this the trend to gain more popularity now? Beef and Reconcile? These games aint worth it.
RomanceRe: When She Tries To Play God With Your Destiny (mean Pic) by Cavenchy(m):
A better title would have been: When your village folks are at Work! Lol.

Reality is when the guy goes ahead to date the other girl and puts Lil Ms.Backup here in the friend zone
FamilyRe: Why This Oyinbo Married A Nigerian Lady by Cavenchy(m):
I kinda like how this thread turned out. Truth is, that guy wouldn't look twice at her if she looked and acted like a naija agbero babe and claim he married for benefits. Most times you can tell who the paper/benefit chasing girls are when you see the sort of white men that are considered rejects of the society in their wedding pics. You really feel sorry for them cos it looks obvious she got in for benefits, but hey that so called unattractive white guy she marries isn't stupid, he marries your hot girls and that is his benefit. Show me a pic of a white man with an unattractive ratchet looking Nigerian girl say he married her for akara and ewedu then I'll take this comment seriously.
AgricultureRe: I Killed This Giant Wild Cat For Killing My Chickens (Photos) by Cavenchy(m): 9:07pm On Jan 13, 2016
Fabulocity:
This is Hilarious! Even if you've not been home for 50 years, thank God for the existence of news, the internet, social media which makes it very possible for you to know everything that is happening in this country without being here. I'm sure you'll know about the unemployment situation, poverty, unstable exchange rates, inequality, corruption, poor health care and educational system as well as other vices in Nigeria in Nigeria. The human beings here are suffering as it is and you expect government to cater for animals when it can barely cover the needs of the People? I agree the Op showed unnecessary cruelty towards that poor animal by killing it though.
The government may not build animal homes but they can make policies to protect wild life from unnecessary harassment, And yeah I would love to see the Nigerian situation improve, but still, the animals are every bit as Nigerian as anyone else, yes this is their land too. We can start improving our country by showing care for the environment and the creatures that live within it. Anyone can open an animal care home, we have so many NGOs, some of them ought to be trying to help these creatures, perhaps they don't publicize their activities much.

Your last statement shows you do care about the animals. You are right that at the moment, these animals might not easily find a shelter in Nigeria. As a matter of fact, their natural habitat is more conducive for them than animal shelters, but most of these are built by well meaning groups or individuals who feel that certain species of wildlife are being threatened in their natural habitat. A time may come when we would need to preserve our Nigerian animals from going extinct.
AgricultureRe: I Killed This Giant Wild Cat For Killing My Chickens (Photos) by Cavenchy(m): 6:09pm On Jan 13, 2016
Fabulocity:
Animal home in Nigeria? Have we finished catering for the hungry and poor in this Country? Where do you think you Are?
#thirdworldproblems
Have you read the story of Cecil the Lion's killer? I haven't been in Nigeria for quite a while but I expect there should be animal homes by now, besides he had no reason to kill it if he already captured it alive. All he had to do was transport it far away and let it back into the wild.
AgricultureRe: I Killed This Giant Wild Cat For Killing My Chickens (Photos) by Cavenchy(m): 5:31pm On Jan 13, 2016
I dare you to post this on a foreign website! You'lld get animal rights activists at your door step in a couple of minutes. The cat had to survive, it fed to survive, let nature take its course. The poor cat should have been taken to an animal home where it can be domesticated or let back into the wild.
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Nnaji To Marry Alhaji Ishaya Bako Soon… by Cavenchy(m): 4:07pm On Jan 11, 2016
huh?
Nairaland GeneralRe: NBC Director-general, Emeka Mba, Arrested by Cavenchy(m): 4:04pm On Jan 11, 2016
Hmm
RomanceRe: A Guy Flirts With Adidas Online Assistant (Hilarious Snapshot) by Cavenchy(m):
Lol the guy is a Troll, she should have trolled him back and just told him she was actually a guy with female orientation hence the name.
FoodRe: Ever Made Okra Soup With Turkey,then Try This! by Cavenchy(m): 12:31pm On Jan 10, 2016
smiley Bookmarking this recipe for reference when next I visit the African Shop.
EducationRe: What Was Your Post In Secondary School? by Cavenchy(m): 12:09am On Jan 08, 2016
Library Prefect

Vice President (Jet Club)
PhonesRe: Guys: Do You Remember Buying And Using Any Of These? by Cavenchy(m):
I started with Samsung R220 when they were competing with Nokia 3310, I remember composing my favourite tunes using the in-phone ringtone composer, gosh I miss those days. Then after many other phones I found this toy - the Sony ericsson P900 series for the big boys back then, but the baba of all time remains - THURAYA!

TravelRe: Mention The Funniest Bus-stops You've Ever Heard by Cavenchy(m): 5:59am On Jan 06, 2016
I have seen some funny bus stops or places in Nigeria> some don't have names but I remember them from how they were described while visiting some places back when there were no gps and missing sign boards. So here goes:

Papa wey dey sell hot - Warri

That woman wey dey fry Akara - Warri

Iya bumshort - Ibadan

Iyana Mortuary - Abeokuta

Mango - Owerri


But the most outlandishly funny ones I've seen are in the Uk

Frying Pan Alley - London

Backside Lane - Doncaster

Mad dog lane - Humberside

Green dicks lane - Lancashire

Old Sodom lane - Wiltshire

Porridge pot alley - Surrey

Long lover lane - Halifax

Crotch Crescent - Oxfordshire
EventsRe: Imagine The Cake They Made For This Woman's 40th Birthday by Cavenchy(m): 10:53pm On Jan 05, 2016
rheether:
I hope she is married.
I hope so too, cos this is quite embarrassing, it's as if she is being mocked.
RomanceRe: Did I Goof? My Experience With A Lady I Love. by Cavenchy(m):
mrjojo:
Same here, dunno y
Senators got your girl living in a mansion and flying to different countries for shopping.. she aint coming back bro.
RomanceRe: Did I Goof? My Experience With A Lady I Love. by Cavenchy(m):
GeneralShepherd:
My experience with a girl in Nigeria, I've never met before... I was hoping we could have been good friends.
Girl : Ma financial implications are
enormous

[Girl : Better don't enter flight to Nigeria without chocolate for me

Me: Boo I can always buy chocolate for you

Girl: Chocolate means goodies hello

Me: Lol

Girl: Plus chocolates too of course

Me : I got you a lovely gown though

Girl: Ok that's one

Girl : List the others

Me: I got you a perfume as well

Me: Again without you asking

Girl: Lol


Girl: Lol

Girl: I think I love you

Girl : Wait

Girl : Which perfume is that?

Me : Is there a list of the ones you don't accept?

Me : I can't remember the name at the moment

Girl : Please let it be issey miyake L 'eau Bleue d 'issey pour homme ED

Girl : D fragrance in the blue container

Me : its definitely not Issey Miyake

Girl : But just incase its not it, you can still get it. It's not expensive @ all



Me : It's about £100 last time I checked

Girl : Add it to the one u already have

Girl: Which is how much in naira?


My brother you are not alone in this fight!!! Lol
Lol GeneralShepherd, you forgot to add this -

Girl: And please remember to buy more than one o, cos this one you have bought now will finish one day and I'll have to restock but wont see to buy here in naija.

You: <I don turn Perfume Factory for uk abi>
RomanceRe: Why Do Girls Like Being Lied To?? by Cavenchy(m):
OP so you just couldn't figure out that this girl doesn't have a bf? She lied cos you told her at the beginning you had one, did you think she would want to appear needy? Even if she does have a bf, she doesn't love him. All the games you both played was her way of trying to warm her way into your heart and become your one, but you shattered all her hopes when you displayed the supreme authority of your bae.
RomanceRe: How Am I Supposed To Get Married If I Cannot Date? by Cavenchy(m):
Here's what I think about your concern.

Sometimes you have to look beyond your affinity for the one you're with. You have to remember most of these westernized people have a different outlook on many of the things we hold dear as Africans, but some of them can rather be very happy to adopt some of these practices, these things do not depend purely on love even though 70% of the time it appears so at first.

Here are questions that would juggle your thinking faculty for a while, and that love wont probably answer on its own:
Look at the viability of the marriage, what kind of life and family has he been exposed to and how have these affected his philosophy on life? What are his family values? What is his view on major issues like divorce, single parenthood and the likes? Is he for, against or adamant about your religion (which I suppose your parents as Nigerians might strongly defend)? Would he be comfortable with your children visiting Africa occasionally?

The above are the major worries of any well meaning parent.

That said, I suppose there would be one of your parents who you have established better rapport with? Perhaps your mum? I'm guessing the reasons for your discomfort in approaching your parents on this issue is because you have discovered or are unclear on some of the philosophies your partner believes in or displays that might seem to be alien to the goodwill of your parents. If that's not the case, then trust me you can approach your confidant in the family and I am positive they'll agree with your decision if they get to meet him and see no threat in your best interest to your union with this dude.

I wish you the best.
CelebritiesRe: Don Jazzy Funny Responds To Davido & Her Babymama Drama - Very Funny by Cavenchy(m): 6:48am On Dec 31, 2015
shocked
BusinessRe: With N600,000 Which Business Will You Venture Into? by Cavenchy(m): 3:37am On Dec 29, 2015
OP, you'lld be lucky if you get any valuable advice here, 60% of the people I have seen on Nairaland are people looking to rip you off or sell their business. You should consult a financial adviser if you really want to get concrete ideas in managing funds for business, these people are trained to examine your personality and orientation when giving advice, although that would cost you a lot more.

Now I don't know where you can find one at the moment but I'm sure they do exist in Nigeria. Best of luck.
CelebritiesRe: Chris Brown Says He’s Tired Of Worshipping The Devil And God Spoke To Him by Cavenchy(m): 2:53am On Dec 29, 2015
I saw this in a dream about 5 years ago.

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