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Kayusfity: UGLY GIRL WHY U DEY CHASE ME AROUND THIS
FORUM? I CAN'T DATE U. JUST AN ADVICE

Donalð Genes: lmao!

See fine girl, epitome of beauty wey dey chase una and u dey run? Chai! Una nor sabi better thing o.

lestat: my brother it is really pathetic and
silly that in this day and age some
really really mentaly handicapped
cretins believe in ritual money?!!!!!!
wadafaq?!!!!!!1
please ebere start athread on this topic namely "the falsehood of rital
money" please there is nothing lik ritual
money!!! those people organs are
sold on the black market for
hardcurrency

bukatyne: and pray tell me, wat do they use the bought organs for?

Lemme help him out: The parts are used in organ transplant surgeries. So he can always get the convicts contact or forwarding addresses just in case himself or someone he knows needs a head transplantation or bre.ast tissue or even pen.ile transplantation.

The_Matrix: In her profile she sits as a passenger and snaps herself (wonder y girls always do that),
Now she gives the finger in a pose with a car she calls her own...smh for some people o!
Back to the topic, as someone has said, The Toyota spyder has very good second hand value that's y its been sold by most upgraders period.
Next topic plssss

In her profile she sits as a passenger and snaps herself (wonder y girls always do that),
Now she gives the finger in a pose with a car she calls her own...smh for some people o!

You bad gaaan o. See as you mercilessly finished her swagger.

Mr.chippychappy:
Lawrence Okoye - Team GB men discus throw
https://www.london2012.com/imgml/athletes/xl/1264626.png

Christine Ohuruogu - Team GB Women's 400m , Women's 4 x 400m Relay - A silver medal
https://www.london2012.com/imgml/athletes/xl/1261043.png
Strong eastern sister

Or strong eastern brother you mean to say.

Nebeuwa: Oh yes the Ancient Mayans, Chinese and Kemetians were sending people to the Moon and building satellites. Give me a break!

Nope. But the Mayans used their "ancient" mathematics and science to predict the end of the world at 2012. Isn't that as wonderful as going to the sun too? Na wa o. 2012. Time will tell sha.

Iskra: NLanders shouldnt always be quick to jump on the Band wagon of ignorance...when you dont know, the primary thing to do is try to at least learn. I would want to speak generally about space exploration and its benefits. First of all, why do we even need to explore. you could pose a similar but closer to home question like, why do you have to leave your home at all. why not be given birth to, grow all your food, get all your resources under the same roof. already you are reading me describe an utter absurdity and practical impossibility. We explore because our needs can only be met from us going out to search. By nature, man(I mean every right thinking man)is a being of curiosity(very interesting because coincidentally this is the same name given to the Mars rover), and this curiosity may take different forms (hopefully it is driven by the right type of goals). Space exploration has not only been beneficial to man but it has accelerated by leaps and bounds the current development found on earth. From the way we communicate(GPS,phones, internet TV(even thought TV make us more dumb when all we watch is rubbish)) to the materials we have today available for building our houses, making our tools and equipment, cars etc. If these benefits have not reached you in one form or another, then you definitely must be living out of planet earth. Space exploration leads to products which are called spin-offs...and it is these spin-offs that power a lot of companies...because the main space agencies which do real research licence commercial partners to produce items from technologies they(space agencies) have incubated and mastered.

So to move this discussion forward a bit. If you think going to space and exploring new frontiers is a waste of time...your mind is definitely in a sorry state and must be transformed by real studying what this portends for the human race. I am sure such minds would have also said there was no need trying to fly in air or cross large oceans and seas. This is the mind set of those who fail to question the status quo, we are right where we are (backward and happy but yet suffering)because of this same mentality. The human spirit is meant to do great things and untill we stop listening to pastors and Imams, out of fashion professors teaching out of fashion syllabi and fake witch doctors and government propagandists telling us how to think...every development of man will be seen as a waste of time. The laws of nature must be obeyed wheather you like it or not. reform or die. and such reform is never in joining the bandwagon to do what is wrong, because nature by its very design recoils at evil and injustice and ignorance...that is why you can be sure to get uprisings and killings and crime in societies that have defied these eternal laws while those that have tried the most to obey them...reap the fruits.

Exploring space is a necessity, if it is not your point of view, then shut up and fight over your fathers plot of land...one day it wont even be yours.

And to buttress this, do you guys know that Velcro was a "spin of" off of space exploration? The first astronauts needed cloths without fumbling with putting buttons in button holes and viola! Velcro was born. So also were multi-vitamins and fertilizers.

Olodostein: The Russians first went to space : Yourri Gagarin. And American Astronauts still go there using their spacecraft. So stop giving NASA due they don't really deserve.

The Russians first went to space, right. But who first explored the capacity and ability to land on the moon and walk on it and even erect their flag in the soil on the moon? The US.

O.D.B.:
cancers are viral related, so is diabetes. There is also a genetic link. My dad smoked till he died in his late 80's (no pu33y cancer but a car accident)

Hey, not all cancers are viral related o. Most have to do with genetic distortions. Although very few are viral related. Cervical CA for instance is related to HPV infection. Even then it still boils down to some sort of genetic mutation in the infected cells which gives 'em propensity for rapid growth and multiplication and short interphase compared to normal cells. This is derangement in genetic instruction/control mechanism is what makes the cancerous cell to go haywire. Even the smokes in cigars still follow the same way of having chemicals or mutagens that "reconfigure" genes of the bronchial wall.

Nebeuwa: [img]http://www.nasa.gov/images/content/673584main_image_2387_946-710.jpg[/img]

Curiosity's Surroundings
This is one of the first images taken by NASA's Curiosity rover, which landed on Mars on the morning of Aug. 6, 2012. It was taken through a fisheye wide-angle lens on the left "eye" of a stereo pair of Hazard-Avoidance cameras on the left-rear side of the rover. The image is one-half of full resolution. The clear dust cover that protected the camera during landing has been sprung open. Part of the spring that released the dust cover can be seen at the bottom right, near the rover's wheel.

On the top left, part of the rover's power supply is visible.

Some dust appears on the lens even with the dust cover off.

The cameras are looking directly into the sun, so the top of the image is saturated. Looking straight into the sun does not harm the cameras. The lines across the top are an artifact called "blooming" that occurs in the camera's detector because of the saturation.

As planned, the rover's early engineering images are lower resolution. Larger color images from other cameras are expected later in the week when the rover's mast, carrying high-resolution cameras, is deployed.

Image Credit: NASA/JPL-Caltech

But don't that sun look frighteningly big above that horizon. Isn't it supposed to be smaller than the size we have here on earth, considering mars is farther away from the sun than earth not minding the absence of the atmosphere and stratosphere on mars.

HayZee-06:
I THINK HUMANS ARE CURSED.
Landing on mars means what? Or to brought one deadly disease #smh


NAS=what kind of spell is mankind under?
Everything on the planet we preserve and can it
Microwaved it and try it
No matter what we'll survive it
What's hu? what's man? what's human?
Anything along the land we consuming
Eatin', deletin', ruin
Trying to get paper
Gotta have land, gotta have acres
So I can sit back like Jack Nicholson
Watch niggas play the game like the lakers
In a world full of 52 fakers
Gypsies, seances, mystical prayers
You superstitious? throw salt over your shoulders
Make a wish for the day cuz
Like somebody got a doll of me
Stickin' needles in my arteries
But I can't feel it
Sometimes it's like 'pardon me, but I got a real big spirit'
I'm fearless.... I'm fearless
Don't you try and grab hold of my soul
It's like a military soldier since seven years old
I held real dead bodies in my arms
Felt their body turn cold, oh
Why we born in the first place
If this is how we gotta go?
Damn.

Eeerr...okay. But can you say it in English or even better, in pidgin?

opad: Kindly ignore my typographical errors, I'm writng this with a mobile phone in a cab. Thanks.

Eeya, sorry. Nor be on top okada abi inside keke napep? You still try sha.

Lordave: If they like let them increase it to 50,000. So long as I have my micro box, I
don't give a damn!If they like let them increase it to 50,000. So long as I have my
micro box, I don't give a damn!If they like let them increase it to 50,000. So long as I have
my micro box, I don't give a damn

gbosaa: are you a DJ or do you have parkinson

Or maybe na the brain hard drive don scratch.

Thanks for making many proud car owners at reasonable budgets. Here are my needs-

2003 pontiac vibe
2006 kia Rio sedan
2006 Kia Rio wagon

Nigerian used (maybe purchased new in 9ja) with good mileage for the period of use within the country, sound engine, clean, non-accidented and non-problematic. D'you have these in your fleets and the price too? Thanks. Olacleon@yahoo.com
Please I won't mind if you'll give replies here as I occasionally have issues with accessing that mailbox.

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Weldone. I can't see your phone number in case one wishes to travel down to meet you for the buying.

Pls, to make a reasonable choice within my budget, how much'll you handle these cars to Lagos customs included.
2006 Kia Rio sedan
2006 Kia Rio wagon
2002 Pontiac vibe
Golf 3, Golf 4
2003 nissan altima
2006 scoda octavia
99 honda europe
Tanx.

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I need the keyfob case of a Lexus RX changed as the factory case is broken as is usual with most of 'em - sorta a factory defect in the plastic. Please d'you have a replacement case (not the internals) and the price implications? Thanks. Attached are pictures.

Delafruita: sometimes i wonder what makes some
people support the retardeen so blindly.then i
remind myself that though
honest,hardworking people are finding it
hard under the retardeen presidency,there are
some crooks,thieves,kidnappers,frauds,pdp loyalists who have thriving atmosphere to
keep perpetrating their evil.it is people like
such i/diots who never see anything wrong
with ebele.people like billyonaire/beaf who
have permanently erected an office in from of
their government allocated laptop,people like you who make comments that cause
nausea,people like mandelaguy and pointB
whose lifelong ambition seems to have
shifted frequency to constellate with the
retardeen.it is my prayer to god(if he
exists)that people like you will be in the minority come 2015 and then we will push
out the hegemony called pdp which is
pilfering away our collective patrimony in a
way as never witnessed before

Billyonaire: Bros, whats up with you. You just use free style insult me. I dont use laptop naw, am on tablet and it wasnt bought by GEJ. Dont disrespect me or else........

Na wa o. See why David mark said that internet and social media is not good for Nigerians as it makes us abuse one another abuse our "corrupt" politicians. Lol. Oya, the two both of you disconnect yourselves from the internet now and henceforth you're to use Nokia 1300, you hear?!

solace8: [b][/b] I too Gbaski my way jare......I get married every Night and in the Mornin am as free like a bird,I am ready to ve a serious babe,bt a lot of dem Luks Gud bt @ the end they only afta the chadazzz, so mk we dey Blow dey Go [

Errr....you mean like, get married every night IN YOUR DREAMS? I bet you kongi in your dreams too, right? Omo that's danger o! Go for DELIVERANCE straiiiiiiight.

all4naija: Okay. Now, your argument is in form of anger directed at the president for not moving the country forward as you would have expected and so is the president himself. There are instances of him pointing to things really disturbing his focus in providing the needed development like the Nigerian politic, corrupt yet tribal leaders and the incessant Boko Haram terrorist attacks. A single terrorist attack can destabilize any nation , even, the almighty USA. The impact of these bombing on his administration is under-looked by the citizens and those behind the extremist group using it as a tool to disrupt this government are very power and in the position of turning the nation war if GEJ take some actions as many Nigerians would want him to.

On the side of provision of infrastructure. I think he has done better than any other administration. Privatizing some of the derelict government companies, like the Power Holdings of Nigeria for better management(Some past government has sunk over $16 billion to near nothing achieved yet not questioning) and the power is going to be better manage in his administration than other. I know the citizens will still cry even if there are no tax at all or point to increase bill(it is true Nigerians want the government to provide them some things in a platter of Gold). Peopl, have testify to the fact that the government step in finding solution to power problem is having a headway, though, not functioning as it is expected to be.. Time would tell.

There are more governor working in this present government than in any other that has rule the country, for the simple reason the present president doesn't interfere in state politic and that is how democracy should function. So, he has exercise the quality of a democratic president. And, many hating corrupt politicians are bent on making him politically inclined president for the simple reason of the party he belong too, the PDP.

The fuel subsidy was for the benefit of the country and many people refused to see it that way. Those who have milk the country through this subsidy are not finding it easy at all presently. Even many of the biased leaders even insinuated there was nothing like subsidy in the first place only to be proven wrong. The course of the subsidy riot only proved one thing at the end, Nigerians are control based on sentiments with seeing the rational side to things before taking actions.

I think a lot of plans to move the country forward are on the right direction than ever before in this man's regime but many citizens are moved by mere sentiments and failure to understand their plight before now. Things can only get better if the citizens play their part, that is, rally around this present president to move the nation forward. Fight for what is right by shunning tribalism, rumor, hates, corrupt politicians motivation and above all think about what you can do to move the country forward than causing more troubles to the society.

There are more Nigerians bent on causing chaos than working to live harmonious life in the society as I have observed so far.

Reuben Abati, how na?

antsut: Fabbing! It takes care of every thing.

cedaraustine: na wao,do u knw of d consequences of mas turbation?
[b][/b]

Abeg educate the guy o so that all of we for nairaland go also pick up one or two tips.

kayceecompany: I know a guy that graduated with a first class courtesy
of his babe's assistance (emotionally,
financially, domestically, sexually, etc). She
made him focused, relaxed and stable.
Get a good mate, play safe, be faithful... and
you'll soon retract yr comments. Also, medically, sex is good for your health. It
is linked to several processes that go on in yr
body daily. So, good gf ensures stability and
ultimately, good health.

lari03: wifey fits your above description.

Eggzactly. All the above are meant to be provided for in the role of a GOOD wife.

bernie amce: may the Almighty God increase ur Blessings for making my day a cheerful one. I was so close to loosing my mind, trying to come to a conclution on this topic. Just yesterday i sent a mail to a radio presenter, consining this issue. Pls i need ur email address or fb name, i want to know u more about u.

Chai! 9ja and we version of English. I'm sure the presenter woulda advised you not to sheet (cheat) on your gf by removing the payiint (p.ant) of another girl cos if she cash (catch) you and she hears pim, you go hear wain.

Abbey2sam: wankin nah....hahaha

Wank3r!!! *smh* for you.

Okija_juju: ...Fashola should stand strong... If we are to move from this pit where we currently are as a Nation, sacrifices have to be made.. Alot of people may not like it, but it has to be done.. That Makoko Shanty town has no plce in the future that we are trying to build.. Should we continue to allow foolishness so that some people would be happy?!! GOD FORBID..

In all the other states where alot of shaties have been allowed to grow out of control, be prepared, because one day when the development gets to your area you would have to move.. Makoko is gone and gone for good.. The PDP should stop trying to score cheap political points with this Makoko issue.. If Fashola is to even consider any form of compensation, it would be at his own discretion and should be to only those people who can prove they are indeed indigenes/natives of Lagos state..

My heart goes out to all those who may have been displaced, but lets not forget that they were living in precarious conditions that could have led to serious health problems.. They were shitting directly into the water, had power lines criss crossing each other, the layout of the place was a fire harzard waiting to breakout.. I can almost swear it that 85% of the inhabitants of that shanty are from states like Ondo, Akwa Ibom, Anambra and co.. They are mostly those people who came to the city in search of greener pastures only to realize that the city can be a cruel place.. Let them all relocate back to their villages..

Next on the block would be Ajegunle...

Who here is old enough to remember the days of Maroko?!! When Raji Rasaki evicted the people of Maroko, thats how everybody screamed and yelled.. Well today, you will all agree that it was a brilliant idea afterall..

https://farm3.staticflickr.com/2537/3922293843_5d39ec303d_z.jpg?zz=1

Like Maroko, Makoko has got to go... No mercy!!

https://vml1.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Lagoonhouse1.jpg?9d7bd4



P.S Notice the similarities between both incidences.. NAME: Maroko.. Makoko!! GOVERNORS WHO DEMOLISHED THEM: Raji Rasaki.. Raji Fashola.. lol

Good rhyme, that is. But wetin u come dey sìddon nairaland for na? You for done go into rapping. . Maybe you'd succeed more than Da Grin (of blessed memory).

A corrupt father will
ultimately corrupt his family as he cannot
distinguish between his wife and his son’s wife........@ y'all, guess who he was talking about there? Yeah, just what I was thinking. Hehehehe. The Otta farmer, na wa for una o.

Pls how
much'll handle a 2003 full option pontiac vibe from cotonou, with original clearing papers pls? Thanks s'much.

noblezone: I am more disposed to at this moment in time to doubt Bakare's prophecies.

By this "before 2015 elections" "prophesy", it means that there will be election this year 2012, next year 2013 or 2014.

Assuming it was God who gave him this "priviledged" information, someone at the level of Bakare should know that "wisdom is the principal thing"

Sure, he foretold Abacha:s death and some other of his prophecies were correct, yet some of them did not come to pass.

Bakare is crossing his boundaries and those that love him should stand in the gap and pray for him. The worst thing that will happen to a prophet is for him to cross his boundaries and start standing against the same God is working for.

Anybody spiritually informed would know that it only took the "finger of God" for Jonathan to emerge the President of Nigeria at this time even against all odds.

My only burden is that Nigeria is not "one".

Anybody spiritually informed would know that it
only took the "finger of God" for Jonathan to
emerge the President of Nigeria at this time
even against all odds.

Well, Saul too was placed in his position by God but was already declared dethroned by Him (God) even before the expiration of his (Saul's) tenure by having David anointed and guess who God instructed to do that? Samuel - a prophet. Well maybe Samuel was secretive about the anointing thingy but he still did not hold back from telling Saul of God's displeasure with him (Saul).

Odunnu: You see nothing wrong in turning a pulpit into a political podium?
. . .and Yes! I'm not just GEJ's fan, i'm also his airconditioner and refrigerator. Damn!!

What depth of terrible loyalty. I smh for you. I guess you're also his napkin, face handkerchief and foot mat too.