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Plus largent: Its funny how the poster seemed to ask a question to which a whole lot of people were holding pent up emotions bout,
Also strange,against popular opinion its like more guys av lost out in love then the babes.

Researched fact - Males feel the pain of heartbbreak more than females.

caesare: my baby and i broke up last week after 3 yrs together.....she said the relationship had no future and we should give other people a chance in our lives, she was my best friend and we were always there for each other. Even though i was older by a mth she was never disrespectful, she said she wants me to move with my life since i would be graduating this year,but that we should remain best friends and it has been hard for me to letgo.Being with her just made life perfect. she still calls me everyday but i have never called her back since we broke up. i just want to focus on myself right now and develop myself.Promised myself that she would be the last woman in my life as a single guy. on remaining friends with her i dont know if i can do that, guess time will tell

Well, it's obvious she wants to avoid the guilt conscience and that's why she wants a "break" for now. Truth is, you both are about graduating and the issue with ladies in such stage is their penchant to sow their royal oats - starts from few months before graduation, thru NYSC year up until few years after. During this time, they go haywire and up for grabs for every guy (not necessarily suitors). She's doing this cos she believe there's someone better than you out there which of course is true. But in most instance, this same mindset keeps 'em away from better men out there which is why your girl wants to be smart about it - keep you at bay while scouting for a better offer and since you two still communicate (notice that she emphasized getting in touch), she can easily run back to you (the spare) when the odds begin to turn against her.

I'd advice you cease further communication with her and focus on your life and your future. You know why? Because focusing on her means getting fixated on her (a pipe dream) while missing out on other better ones that pass you by.

When someone treats your like an option, help them narrow down their choices by removing yourself from the equation. It's that simple. Three ladies had held me to ransom in a row using this tactic. They came running back within 1 to 2yrs only to be disappointed. I applied that strategy and now I'm blessed with a wonderful soulmate. Meanwhile, of the three ladies, one just got married 3 months ago while the remaining two are in their 30s and still searching. I wish 'em the best though.

By the way, I can't help but notice your moniker alliterates with mine.

mysticgal: i don't think i ever cried or regretted,but all of a sudden love turned to hate

Believe it or not, there's a thin line between LOVE and HATE. You just have to control your temper and your feelings.

temiosunrinde(m):
He sed he went to pray and the pastor sed we r not compatible! In 21st century.

Very painful @ first, we were both crying, he was always tryn to call buh I dnt pick up cos I believe he was feeling guilty.

am sooo glad am over mumsy's boy. His mum wud call him once its 7.pm @ 28 and be yelling @him that its late blah blah and he's working ooo. (God knows I can't av a happy marriage with a mumsy's boy)
Thank God av mooooved on, infact he could tell the last time he saw me.

Like did anything ever happen btwn us

Am stronger nau!! Anything that doesn't kill u makes u stronger!!! Am stronger!!!

oluamid: Sorry, are you gay?

That said, I don't think you've gotten over "mummy's boy" going by the strong words you used in describing him.

Lol. Gay alert!!!

Ladies be like

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, YOU IDIOT?! At a table in a candle-lit restaurant, a
man and woman were having dinner,
and the following conversation ensued: Man: Baby, I love you, would you please
marry me? Woman: (stands up and lands a stinging
slap on his face) I have waited more than
9yrs, I have prayed, fasted, sowed seeds,
bought books and listened to tapes, even
went out of my way to be nice to every
male specie of marriageable age! I took up new hobbies, watching football and
play station. I went to Daystar, from
Daystar, I went to House on the Rock,
from House on the rock I went to Guiding
Light Assembly, Phronesis Christian
Centre int'l, MFM, Christ Embassy, Redeemed, from there I went to This
Present Winners looking everywhere for
you. l went from a size 14 to a size 10, so
that when you see me you’d love what
you see. I left Lagos, went to Abuja, from Abuja I
went to Port- Harcourt, then I went all
the way to Kano I joined hi-five, from hi-
five to Facebook, then I went to twitter, I
even had a blog on which I ranted,
hoping you would show up! For where? I uploaded only my best pictures on
Facebook, in fact I took photo sessions to
look my best, all for you o! I attended all
the weddings, whether the invitation was
direct or indirect! The next place I was hoping to check was
the moon, before you crawled out,
crawled out from the house directly next
to mine! So it was you all this while? The
neighbour I said hello to every morning?
Were you trying to destroy my faith? You almost rendered my prayer life useless?
What were you waiting for? What sign
where you looking for? Do you want to
kill me before you reveal yourself?!!! Now
be a gentleman, get down on your knees
and put that ring on my finger, idiot".

careytommy: Gmail by far!
Yahoo issues: Security, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM

since boys don hack my yahoomail wey I nor fit log in again since 2years ago, I realised the danger of using yahoo mail. Shortly before then, the spam mails coming into my inbox became alarming and I wondered why yahoo will allow all these junks pass thru their security. Thank God I never used the mail for my banking and other businesses. Now with gmail, if the header of an incoming mail sounds suspicious penren, or it does not carry the name of a person, na quarantine straight. Spam mail headaches has become a thing of the past with gmail.

There was i-os
then i-pod,
then i-tune,
then i-phone,
then i-pad.
Now they have
i-blow
OR i-plode
OR i-blast from an i-charger which gives an
i-throw and an
i-kill that could produce an i-death! Okay i-hear una o.

dayokanu: Your wetincall dey smell like box of fish

That one na Bacterial Vaginosis. And it's easily treatable condition, so no qualms.

An0nimus: the title of the movie got me reeling in laughter...Kpians is something I hear all the time around here. Its a codename for witch/witchcraft naija no go kill me

One glance at the name, I thought I saw "kpain" (die for pidgin) and I thought oh, the guys go too die inside the film.

Dola Indidis wants the IJC to consider a
re-trial of Jesus Christ, convict those
responsible for his unlawful
crucifixion.

A Kenyan lawyer has filed a petition
with the International Court of Justice in
The Hague, suggesting that the trial and
crucifixion of Jesus Christ was unlawful,
and the State of Israel among others
should be held responsible, Kenyan news outlet the Nairobian reported on
Friday. Dola Indidis, a lawyer and former
spokesman of the Kenyan Judiciary is
reportedly attempting to sue Tiberius
(emperor of Rome, 42 BCE-37 CE),
Pontius Pilate, a selection of Jewish
elders, King Herod, the Republic of Italy and the State of Israel. “Evidence today is on record in the
Bible, and you cannot discredit the
Bible,” Indidis told the Kenyan Citizen
News. Although those he suggests should have
been convicted during the original trial
have not been alive for more than 2,000
years, Indidis insists that the
government for whom they acted can
and should still be held responsible. “I filed the case because it’s my duty to
uphold the dignity of Jesus and I have
gone to the ICJ to seek justice for the
man from Nazareth,” Indidis told the
Nairobian. “His selective and malicious
prosecution violated his human rights through judicial misconduct, abuse of
office bias and prejudice.” Indidis apparently named the states of
Italy and Israel in the lawsuit because
upon the attainment of independence,
the two states incorporated the laws of
the Roman Empire, those in force at the
time of the crucifixion. He is challenging the mode of
questioning used during Jesus’s trial,
prosecution, hearing and sentencing;
the form of punishment meted out to
him while undergoing judicial
proceedings and the substance of the information used to convict him. The case was first filed in the High Court
in Nairobi but was rejected. Indidis then
applied to have it heard at the ICJ. Indidis says he wants to establish what
crime Jesus was charged with and prays
that the court decides “that the
proceedings before the Roman courts
were a nullity in law, for they did not
conform to the rule of law at the material time and any time thereafter.” “Some of those present spat in his face,
struck him with their fists, slapped him,
taunted him, and pronounced him
worthy of death,” Indidis told the
Kenyan news website Standard Media
(SDE). When Jesus died, Indidis insists, he was
not given an opportunity to be heard. “I am suing as a friend,” he said. Indidis insisted on the validity of his
case, saying “I know with a matter of
fact and truth we have a good case with
a high probability of success and I hope
it is done in my lifetime.” When asked about the case, an official
from the ICJ told legal news website
Legal Cheek, “The ICJ has no jurisdiction
for such a case. The ICJ settles disputes
between states. It is not even
theoretically possible for us to consider this case.”

http://www.jpost.com/International/Kenyan-lawyer-takes-State-of-Israel-Jews-to-Hague-over-Jesus-death-321555

clint77ng: people who made worst comments haven't apologised yet. well we know who r more civilised. to u all raining abuses on Clark, whether he apologises or not, can't change God's plans. Gej will be voted in 2015. by North, west, east and south. It is our goodluck that God has chosen naija. God has decided that nija will be liberated, developed and reformed and Jonathan meaning God sent will do it. (railways, lagos-ibadan road, Benin-ore roads, nepa, airports, one man one vote, freedom of speech, end to fuel scarcity, sure-p, you win, nations cup, rule of law, fulfilment/resuscitation of abandoned promises and projects etc. ) north and west bring forth ur candidates who can match this God sent.

Are you the comedian Clint-de-drunk? Cos you sure talk like he does.

redsun: The problem is that most of you holds subjective views about what humanity is all about,forgetting that man evolves to take on what nature throws at him.Procreation between man and woman was not ordained by the socalled god as most of you will like to think,it an act man perfected through regular practice that is passed on from generation to generation and that is how it came to be today as what you consider as normal and infallible.

You are not gay like you said because your genetic code does not propel you to be one.If it does,you wont have a choice but fall for men.

This guy are you for real? Don't think you can bamboozle people here with some whacked out philosophy of yours, okay. Genetic code dictating s.exual orientation, procreation an act of evolution?! What da heck are you on about? Don't you know that there are intellectuals on this forum?

Lizzylobito: Lwkmd4h ooooo, serves him right, nobdy is above d law.
#LOBATAN

Donmams: SMH for you. You are celebrating public assault by ignorant soldiers who do not know their left from right. In civilised countries a soldier dares not speak rudely to a civilian else risk court martial. However i won't be surprised to see more fools celebrating this nonsense.

And in saner climes, a civilian dare not jump a queue and create commotion without being charged with disturbing public peace and dealt some deserved punishment in a law court. Nigerian judiciary is already compromised, hence an on-the-spot treatment is warranted. I'm sure you'd be the only "fool"(in your own word) to dispute this.

gedtalks: @OP....I pity you and your ''sahara reporters'' . What a shame that you who is an easterner or westerner or southerner even reads a report from core northern (boko-haram) newsmedia.

If you are from the west,or east or south and u read articles from sahara reporters ask yourself this question: do you think that a Northerner would even read anything edited by easterners at all .... Are you not a fool to be used by northers (sahara people) as tissue paper for their poo hole

Ethnic bigot!

hoochay: plz ooo,wats d meaning of dstv?as in watin be d:,s:,tv;?
thanks

Emmadani: digital satellite television.

Why would you dignify that post with a response na? Are you a learner? Don't you know the guy is just punking you? He knows what dstv is.

hardbody: I do same, but i usually slowly pull away, with a smile playing on my lips, it is so disarming...

You never jam madt men-in-dirty black. Your smile go turn to bone by the time they unleash their alcohol driven terror on you. Shey you nor know say those guys are WUI (Working Under the Influence)?

Lakayanah: I think cheating goes beyond the physical thing the emotional cheating is even stronger. You might not be doing anybody per say but seriously in love with someone outside your marriage if you want to call it a crush. Some crushes lasts for years to the point that even when making love to your spouse you put the image of your ghost lover in place of your spouse. Your mind plays the images of person over and over in your head for years even without the one trapped in your head knowing about it. I say that is cheating big time abi my fellow Nairalanders what do you think.

On point.

Lordave: Jonathan Queens, hmmm

Remember those personal guards of Gadaffi, I guess they were called the Gadaffi amazons.
Also reminds me of the movie "the dictator". Hope Jonah isn't trying to go that way of Wadeya. Lol.
Gadaffi's amazon

CY09: Someone please help me, i'm peeing blood!
Wetin una go call my own condition?

Haematuria na. Which means you don enter am be dat o.

nas 00:
Now, provide links to prove that doctors have kicked against better TRAINING of nurses or pharmacists in the past.

Since you have such a good case to put forward, let's deal with facts and not mere words

Really, I don't think there's more you can do to convince them otherwise. There statements are riddled with prejudice and bias against that profession. Funny thing is that they're the ones that get to the hospital and allege delivery of poor services, even after the doctors must have given the best treatments they could muster using the limited resources. The call is about ensuring more of evidence-based, aetiologic approach to treatment in line with international best practices, the end result of which is at a better treatment standard for the patient, as opposed to the mostly empirical approach employed in low resource settings that characterise even our teaching hospitals. However you try to make 'em see, their stereotyped and jaundiced view will always reflect in their arguements. Little wonder our politicians care less, going overseas at the slightest headaches. These here are the ones that get to such decision-making positions in the future and still put forward the same retrogressive statements as they do here.

Tinoxky: Days are Gone when Health practitioners work To Serve Humanity and safe live... These days its all about money! Money!! Money!!!, when Last has it been announced that doctors when on strike because of Inadequate Equipment in the hospital? UNTIL Administrative Work is handed over to Those who Studied administration in Nigeriat hospitals, this rubbish will never Stop!

And what does agitation for improved residency has to do with the parochial interest that motivates power tussle for the position of the "hospital director in a hospital environment?"

Janiobi: : hahahahahahahahahahahah, lol, 9ja
police don surfer

tallceejay: What article did you read ?

Lol. "Nigerians have no confidence in Nigeria police - president Jonathan" I guess.

acidtalk: Thanks. Everyone thinks the same except this thing below.

I guess you just struck a nerve and the truth is too bitter for him to swallow.

Coenvict: na_akpos_go_do_this_kin_thing

Lol.

na U go tire:
I dare bet that a grown human cannot survive this baby's ordeal. God in his infinite wisdom has endowed the weak amongst us the ability to survive circumstances that, ordinarily, most of us cannot survive.

I think this further buttresses your point. https://www.nairaland.com/1305482/baby-rescued-alive-toilet-pipe/2

Lagusta: Please change the topic, the guy is not dead, I repeat, IS NOT DEAD!!!

I just called the father of the boy, cos it happened that he owns a block industry near where I stay, and we talk a bit....

Like I said, HE IS NOT DEAD!!! Just a tibial fracture in the left leg with severe injuries, that's all

I hope he can still regain the full and unrestricted use of his limb, that's of course if the vessel supplies to the part distal to the injury are still intact. From what I see in that picture, the limb seems salvagable. #I thank God for his life o#

gbosaa: You can buy one of mine...it is fast and luxurious.customised to your bikini lines,will not cause you sores or inflame your camel toes.

100% made in ijebu ode..i can send you one before delivering the rest to King Msiwati to distribute to his queens and all the virgins in his kingdom.

There's a Nigerian company (I think ISSNONON BR-AUTOS) that manufactures a 2014 model. It's said to be fuel efficient, with state of the art gadgets. Options include CVT, ABS, Parking assist, leather and wood grain finish. There's also a hybrid version.

Tabawababy: : RIP to the diseased pilots. All hands must be on desk to
save our ear force sojas.

bocin500: ****whispering*** sweety, I believe it should be "all hands must be on DECK....."

Tabawababy: Sorry its typing aero.

Tabawababy: Eyya.. Sorry for your lost. RIP

tabawababy: Sorry its typing aeroerror.

sage_: You meant to say error, right?

sage_: You meant to say error, right?

Tabawababy: Yes thanks you.

Tabawababy: Is my name. My name is Tabawa or in english is Tabawancy. So my leak-name in our school Ligal Kano is Tabawababy. And because I like to watch Jack Bauer that is why my boyfriend Danliti he used to call me Ta Bauer.

What da heck! Are you for real?

Reference: Walther PPK.... licensed to kill or be killed....take him awaay.

Walther PPK. Standard issue. MI6. Licence to kill or be killed

007 For Your Eyes Only.

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Tropilo: Technology changes and improves with time.

We used to have a more modernized version of that telly. Ours was with a very sensitive touch button for changing chennels and if you shut the right door the telly went off. We also had d panasonic video machine that was a big as a photocopying machine.

Now 3D and HD tellies are here. Nawa!

Only GOD knows what will become of our present tellies in the future.

jhydebaba: sorry sir, na una suffer joor. I culd remember how u use to hit that TV when it fvcks up and how u ve to wait for NEPA before u can put it on today's children rocks joor.

You mean they rock somehow like this

Fogman: Model 1 (Support 2 phones, but no memory Card Slot) N12,000 (Limited Stock available)
Model 2 (2012 Premium Model, Sleek design with Text To Speech (TTS) facility,
MC Slot) N15,000 N13,500 Only

Need more explanation on the text to speech facility in that item. Plus pictures if uploaded here will be of help.

Originalsly: Hmmm....think it was Lexus that had that feature years ago but it did not catch on...same with 4 wheel steering.I rather do my own parking...faster and safer.

Hmmm. Lexus and Innovation.

I'm Interested in the Nokia N86. I already tried calling and sending a text message, but your number has been unavailable.