₦airaland Forum

balogunsam: yes o my brothee...
.i dont blame people being skeptical about preordering and stuff...afterall they dont know me from adam and for all dey care i could be anoda scam waiting to happen.....wish i had a way to make them know i am an upright person....i dont wana b rich and cursed...wanna be wealthy and happy and make people happy too.

im here to provide a service....and i will.

Weldone. I just sent you a mail. I have some request concerning your products. Thanks.

denniseky: still on

Weldone. How much'll these cost me?
2006 kia Rio estate wagon (9ja used)
2006 kia Rio estate wagon (cotonu tokumbo)
2002 pontiac vibe (9ja used)
2002 pontiac vibe (cotonu tokumbo)
1998 Nissan primera p11 (cotonu tokumbo)
All should be automatic tranny. Thanks.

ceaser: Thanks. I'll send you mail
now.

Fogman: Awaits ur mail.

I've sent you mail since like yesterday morning. We talked some, but I've been expecting your reply after I gave you the car model I'll want it for. So we're yet to conclude. I hope you've not really dropped my case, have you?

Ceaser: Please do you handle car accessories like android car dvd players? I'm highly
interested in such. Thanks.
And Please, I didn't catch your e-mail address.

Rachel wang: yes, we also can supply them, please send me your email, hope can talk with you

I'd have sent you mail directly But I can't get your e mail. By the way my own e.mail is - smartintelle (at) gmail dot com Thanks.

Fhemmmy: If you want the real thing at affordable price . . . . . Get in touch with us.

Please d'you do car accessories like in dash dvd players with all the pecks installed in it? I'm interested in procuring some.

Rachel wang: You can choose goods online, when it is ready, we send at once!!

Please do you handle car accessories like android car dvd players? I'm highly interested in such. Thanks.
And Please, I didn't catch your e-mail address.

konezy1: still avb

Howdy. Is the Nokia N86 still available? I have 14k and serious about buying from you. Thanks.

ceaser: Please I'm also interested in in- dash dvd,
tv, navigation displays. Any
type will do as I'm not
specific about any car type.
Could you possibly help
with that? Thanks.

Fogman: Thanks for your interest in our products. I am afraid i dont stock indash dvd at the moment. But can do a pre order from my supplier for you. Revert back to me if necessary. Cheers. Fogman

Thanks. I'll send you mail now.

ekoboy: Do you sell in-dash DVD, Navigation for Nissan Pathfinder?

Please I'm also interested in in- dash dvd, tv, navigation displays. Any type will do as I'm not specific about any car type. Could you possibly help with that? Thanks.

@ all. Remember David Mark and what he said about Nigerians [s]abusing[\s] bashing their corrupt leaders and politicians on social networking sites and his proposal to reduce internet access to Nigerians? Well, the MTN upward tariff review is the result. MTN had conspired with david mark to help him achieve that by upping the tariff - at least the latter had looked the other way while the former defrauds Nigerians with fake promos, poor value added services, etc.

Unfortunately for MTN, they'll end up being the loser as they'll realise soon. People are migrating to other sane service providers and those still "addicted" to their products are already ha€king their(MTN} modems for use with other reasonable service providers. *Excited* Just as we all have access to phones these days (boooo David Mark), Common Nigerians will have the last last.

Youngzedd: Online transfer, Online shopping and others means still dey remember!.

So, but is there anything like on line delivery? Nor be physically the guy go still collect him goods at a designated address? Arrest his *ss there. In fact this is the simplest crime to crack.

leunamme93: nd wat abt d atm?? They cant be caught. Am sure they are not even in lagos.

All that na small thing. All ATMs have cameras installed in 'em. Just tag that account to send an alert to the authorities the moment any transaction is attempted on it, but it'll still be barred from withdrawal with responses such as "network error. Please contact your bank" or "your request cannot be processed at the moment" or "invalid or damaged debit card" so that the culprit will not suspect anything fishy. Then he'll be convinced to visit the bank for either over the counter withdrawal or lodge his atm complain. Viola, arrest his ^ss.

This Fashola if he knows what's good for him, he should hire me as special adviser on cyber issues o.

olaheavy: If this is investigated properly we'll see that the Igbo miscreants are behind this insane crime. They have indeed become a menace to our Yoruba society! Also, it's their fellow Igbo compatriots who don't like all of Raji Fashola's reforms that will first accuse him of lying. Never do well clowns, leave our Yorubaland, now!

Listen to yasef. Hurtling the ethnic stone again, haba. Okay so you'd rather they leave so that the hausa will come fill the void. You rather live with Boko Haram abi? Msschew. Abeg my eastern brethren, nor mind this guy as he speaks only for himself. We're more compatible than with Boko harams.

deshclones: Dont mind the bleeding Arrow.....as if it was not a Yoruba oba that raped a serving NYSC member in one of those dingy villages....i no know say agro dey hold oba...whatever happened to his harem of wives and concubines...smh....

Na wa o. Why the undue militancy in your response na? At least the offending monarch was not spared the punishment for his terrible act. He paid dearly for it. That's one thing about your "yaribas". They don't condone wrongdoing, and don't cover up or spare offenders in their midst even if he/she is a relative.

nasty45: When people criticise sahara reporters,i only laf,because ds guys get the news faster befor others do.so pls stop hatin,tis not gud for yur health.DO U REALISE THAT EVEN BLOGS GETS NEWS FASTER THAN DAILIES?SOME PPL ARE SO DEMENTED....MTCHEW

Usually it's the GEJists that hate and criticize Sahara reporters. They don't even hide their disdain for Sahara's point-blankness and unfavouratism. Check the hard core GEJists on nairaland and their comments on this thread alone is enough an eye opener. Anyway sha, I humble o.

Germannig: The commissioner also said 17 rounds of Markrov live ammunition, 23 rounds of brownie pistol ammunition, 17 rounds of Berretta ammunition, 3 rounds of Mark 4 ammunition, 53 cartridges, five expended and two locally made bullet proofs and charms were equally recovered.

Abeg how dem dey make local bullet proof vests? I go need like 4. One each for every member of my family.

SimonAndal: Dude's an amateur! His mates played and died. Lol.
On a more serious note, which mum will let
her kid stay in his room for a four-day stretch?
Definitely not mine.

fellis: The boy didn't follow the required procedures. If you want to play a game for 4 days straight, you get supplies (food and drink ) around you before you begin. You don't just start without planning first.

My brother Please don't as it's dangerous to health. Playing games for even 24 hours with supplies all around you means that the only actively moving parts of your body at best will be your fingers, your elbow joints and occasionally your trunk when you try to pick of the supplies you have around you. Know what dangers are in staying inactive for so long? There's no significant muscle pumping activity going on all those periods and at any one time you pool at at least 2 litres of your blood volume in the thigh and pelvis regions (which is why traumas in those areas May result in significant blood loss) and so your heart only does the job. When moving, your leg muscles contribute to aiding veinous return to the heart. So in short sitting that inactive for 48hours means blood pooling in these areas. Now next thing is that pooled or slow moving blood has propensity to easily form clots. So you have one or two clots getting formed therein. By the time you eventually stand up to move, after your 48hours, your leg muscles get to dislodge these clots which go straight to your heart and then to the lung circulation. There's nothing as dangerous as circulating a clot in the bloodstream, in fact it's incompatible with life. What results is pulmonary embolism or at least a coronary - death just as SimonAndal said above (bold)

You are responsible for your health.

shedraq1: the time based bundles are better because you can have unlimited downloads of files and videos

1 text 2H to 131 for two hours that must me used within two days,cost is N250

2 text 20H to 131 for twenty hours that must be used within seven days cost is N1,500

3 text 100H to 131 for 100 hours that must be used within 30 days at N5,000

Please are these for airTel? I need hour codes for airTel Please. Thanks.

Biggyd2: Biggyd2: I Am Not Presidency's Attack Dog - Doyin-Okupe https://www.nairaland.com/1005622/not-
presidencys-attack-dog-doyin-okupe His job description has finally been made
clear to him. A workman does deserve his
pay, abi? Keep "blasting" sir and make sure
you have the strength for this job. You may
not be aware that the people speaking
against the ruling party and government have since multiplied from the last time you carried
out this type of assignment. Ask Ruby, he will
tell you how far.

ifihearam: If you like multiply a billion times ooo,you are wasting your time because it is written. "A thousand shall fall at thy side(GEJ),ten thousand at thy right hand but is shall not come nigh you(GEJ). Only with thy eyes(GEJ)shall thou see the reward of the wicked(el rufai,buhari,bakari,kobojunkie,pataki).

"smh". Listen to your name sef ifie[b]HARAM[/b]

OmoLisabi: class indeed! this is a man known for all types of political hustling. a medical doctor who graduated with third class. no wonder he could not practise for the past 20 years. better dont let us debate his c.v.

]Well, being a medical doctor he's a big disappointment for flirting with an unpopular and intellectually deficient government. And so a you. Your response bellies some or complete absence of knowledge. There's nothing as first class or upper class as points in medicine. A medical student, any medical student or even any doctor is always above average otherwise he won't survive the physical rigours and intellectual demands of training in the medical school in the first place. It's either he's advised to withdraw or he/she drops out. Other disciplines may use class honours but in medicine, no simply cos an above average medical student is traditionally expected to best a first class in other discipline, although not always but in most cases.

OmoLisabi: class indeed! this is a man known for all types of political hustling. a medical doctor who graduated with third class. no wonder he could not practise for the past 20 years. better dont let us debate his c.v.

Well, being a medical doctor he's a big disappointment for flirting with an unpopular and intellectually deficient government. And so a you. Your response bellies some or complete absence of knowledge. There's nothing as first class or upper class as points in medicine. A medical student, any medical student or even any doctor is always above average otherwise he won't survive the physical rigours and intellectual demands of training in the medical school in the first place. It's either he's advised to withdraw or he/she drops out. Other disciplines may use class honours but in medicine, no simply cos an above average medical student is traditionally expected to best a first class in other discipline, although not always but in most cases.

ebamma: the full meaning of mtn is milking those nigerians

Or "Mal Treating Nigerians"

Sapphiredamsel: but wait a minute oo, when did dangote become the producer of golden penny products? What happened to DANGOTE SPAGETTI?? Smh

Actually, the news making the rounds is that Jimoh Ibrahim has bought over Dangote spaghetti. So Dangote now bought over golden penny. He's planning to change the name to golden naira.

Ikanium: i can't believe i just wasted 76kb for dis poo!!! Do u know hw much dat cost ?

alienware: Jeeeezz u wasted 76kb where ? On this page ? If u 're on
a laptop this page is roughly 1 mb plus, if u are
using opera on phone this page is about 162kb,
because of pictures and if the opera image
setting is set nt to show and and u use the
mobile mode instead of normal this page is about 26kb. Liar !

Maybe he meant to say 76 kobo at 3 kobo per kilobyte for 26 kb of page, hmmm?

Snipose: BTW the "Illuminati" star is a 5-point
inverted star cos it represents two horns. get ur
facts straight slowpoke.

Yeah, and it's an invested 5-point star too.

resourceng: i guess the guy is obsessed with symbols...
not every symbol you see actually is a freemason
or illuminati sign.

Are you sure? This one nko? Maybe it's safe to assume that Dath Vader too na illuminati?

nwanna89: Ok! So what! If i eat the spaghetti, will it make me
a freemason?

Yes it will. By the time you've consumed it for 120 years. Lol.

sammautin: By kaffy4tope:
You will get the mazda 323f with 750000thusand naira golf 3 is 560k all with custom paper.
By babaijesha:
Volkswagen is 670k with custom paper.
By sidnazious :
You will get the mazda 626 with 770k and nissan primera with 750k toyota camry with 1.250 all with original custom paper.

Meeeen bros this your prices dey attractively and temptingly different o. I nor go lie you. I don send you my own mail and sms (airtel) to you o. Na you go follow me solve my own problems for cotonu too o.

AGARIautos: STILL ON

How 'bout 2.3mil for the bride price? Serious buyer.

AGARIautos: STILL ON

How 'bout 2.3mil for the bride price? Serious buyer.

ceaser: Listen to yourself sef. You nor know say your
stranga too much. You see guy wey dey all
over una, na in you come dey take am catch
trips and even proudly talk am for this forum
o. See, that's the problem with you chicks.
You rarely know the value of what you have until it's long lost and gone. Thank God he
didn't let me cross paths with chicks with this
kinda philosophy. My baby values me when I
disturb her and give her attention. "honestly
smh for you"

sweetcocoa: Shake whatever you feel like on your body till it falls off,i don't care.

Just how is it your business what i hate or not?people are wired differently mister and if i say those are things that works for me then so be it,you are not my boo and don't have a say in the matter honey

See Wetin I dey talk o - that attitude again. Na PHCN do your own "wiring" ne wey e come dey frighteningly different? I no even fit gree be your boo sef otherwise with this attitude of yours I go don kpain tey tey. Baby girl, na mike tyson type fit una for real.

idowuogbo: My bruda, I no fit vex jeopardise d pilgrimage
dat blokos wan carry me go na! if no b say me
sef wan u na mean . I for provoke wear my catapult say I no do again.

Na that one go wicked pass o. Leaving the guy hanging midway like that. Where him for come finish im pilgrimage.

kunletiwoo: @Idowu O so fun pa CharliBoy ni daddy e

idowuogbo: 50cent le mi ti e so fun

Better. But you sure say 50 cent nor go fit sweetcocoa better?

Idowuogbo: U dey mind d registered bolo? Oshisko!

kunletiwoo: If I didn't call to confirm, how on earth am I suppose to know I had not sent it
to another person? Even when I didn't store
your number on ma phone with your real
name?

Chai! Kunletiwoo, your name don belie you. You don enter am for real as una name talk am. Imagine the babe(idowuogbo) dey urge you on and you still dey play mumu go. Maybe na maga 12 the lady take store una name for phonebook sef, you nor know. Your maga don pay seriously, I swear.

ceaser: OMH. Una nor go kill person for this nairaland o. Sho! Who's you
daddy?! Who be ya papa?!

kunletiwoo: @Idowu O so fun pa CharliBoy ni daddy e

Yeee! Charlie boy ke?

iya ayi: I hate it when my guy drops urine on d toilet seat and I have to wipe everytime b4 I use d toilet

Eeeya sorry. What of if he expresses the toothpaste from the middle of the tube instead of from the bottom which you do?

berem: probably he was proud of his 5inches c.o.r.k! Wetin I wan use am do? Mtcheeew!

joanana: babe u harsh oooo...... take it easy with him, why u dey expose the size of his erectus trouserious

Check out the embarrassment this guy gave himself while collecting his Olympic bronze medal award. Wonder if it was true.

sweetcocoa: Men are just wahala on their own,many things are just issues with them,i can't even start counting

But one thing i hate with a passion is, when I'm angry and say "let me be" and he just wouldn't listen and keep saying "mami i'm sorry",it makes me wanna slap somebody.

I love being left alone to sulk and be moody when i want to.

And trying to force me to eat what i don't normally eat or want to,it vexes me like mad.

Again why don't many men understand that for many girls,No means NO?my boyfriend had that attitude,he used to press and press whenever i said no but now,he knows whenever i say no twice,it stays that way.

Listen to yourself sef. You nor know say your stranga too much. You see guy wey dey all over una, na in you come dey take am catch trips and even proudly talk am for this forum o. See, that's the problem with you chicks. You rarely know the value of what you have until it's long lost and gone. Thank God he didn't let me cross paths with chicks with this kinda philosophy. My baby values me when I disturb her and give her attention. "honestly smh for you"

Idowuogbo: When we dey banggg, d stupendous go ask foolish question like " who's ur daddy" like say me no sabi my papa msteeeeewwww.....

OMH. Una nor go kill person for this nairaland o. Sho! Who's you daddy?! Who be ya papa?!