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 Celebrities › Re: People Keep Calling Me Handsome Guy. Am I Really Handsome? by ceaser: 9:20pm On Apr 10, 2013 |
Princeojua: guy, i understand that we guys jealous ourselves on like ladies. But, anywayTELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN LADIES Mary: Hello Love! Sarah: Hello babe. How are u today? Mary: Am fine dear, I missed u a lot. Sarah: And me too Mary: I am calling just to inform you that I will pay you a visit this afternoon. Sarah: Ok my dear; it will be a great pleasure to have you. I will be expecting you sweety. *AFTER THE CONVERSATION Mary: Am going to visit that dirty girl again. Sarah: This witch is coming here again,she thinks I will buy her drinks with my money again, she must be joking. TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN GUYS John: Yeye guy how far na? Francis: Mad man I dey. How ur drunkard father? John: You dey craze! Ur ashawo mama nko? Francis: You be yamayama guy o. How far, U dey house? I dey come charge phone. John: Ok! No wahala, bring money come make we go chop for mama put na. Francis: Idiot like U. Na broke a$$ nigga you be o. Later sha! *AFTER THE CONVERSATION John: That Francis can be funny at times but always great companion anytime. Francis: John is just a reliable friend. LESSON: Ladies are always nice to each other but not really too into 'emselves. Guys are always mean and rude to 'emselves but they will always have each other’s back. TRUE or FALSE?? Yomii: Guys don't jealous themselves. Any guy who does that should be hanged. What you just did simply tells the world that you are not... 2 Likes |
| Phones › Re: How To Transfer Megabyte On Airtel by ceaser: 8:49pm On Apr 10, 2013 |
| Business › Re: Online Stores In Nigeria: What Is Your Experience? by ceaser: 9:36am On Apr 07, 2013 |
young9ja: http://www.aliexpress.com is my best online shopHow'd you go about buying from aliexpress being a foreign - I think chinese - store? What was the delivery like and what payment options did you use? In short, could you outline step by step your transaction with 'em as i hope to patronise 'em soon. Thanks. |
| Business › Re: Online Stores In Nigeria: What Is Your Experience? by ceaser: 12:10am On Apr 07, 2013 |
twinstaiye: I had bought items from nearly all of them. Taafoo, jumia, laurensonline, konga, dealdey, aliexpress etc. The only bad experience i had was when I bought a netbook from Jumia, when I powered it on, I discovered the hard disk was faulty. when I called their customer care, I was told to fill a form online and wait for their reply, since i wasnt in Lagos. I found it too cumbersome and unrealistic, so I decided to buy another hard disk, and put the netbook into workable condition. My advice, if you are buying anything, let it be something that is expendable, i.e something that even if worse come to worst, you wont feel bad aboutHow'd you go about buying from aliexpress being a foreign - I think chinese - store? What was the delivery like and what payment options did you use? In short, could you outline step by step your transaction with 'em as i hope to patronise 'em soon. Thanks. |
| Autos › Re: 2007 Lexus ES 350@ 2.800.000 Call 08136063266 VIN: JTHBJ46G672056572 by ceaser: 5:59pm On Apr 06, 2013 |
No navigation? |
| Politics › Re: MASSOB Will Soon Declare War On North by ceaser: 9:30am On Apr 04, 2013 |
OmolodMilkman93: declaring war at a wedding ceremonyOf course. I'm sure at that moment, he has more alcohol that blood flowing thru his veins. |
| Science/Technology › Re: Caption This Picture Of A Lion And Bulls by ceaser: 3:57pm On Apr 03, 2013 |
toluxa1: Give us a headline or caption for this photo. Be as creative as you can......Occupy Nigeria 2014! Say no to treasury looters! From another angle - Say no to Boko Haram! |
| Science/Technology › Re: Caption This Picture Of A Lion And Bulls by ceaser: 3:56pm On Apr 03, 2013 |
toluxa1: Give us a headline or caption for this photo. Be as creative as you can......Occupy Nigeria 2014! Say no to treasury looters! |
| Celebrities › Re: Eniola Badmus Harassed By Men Because She's Big & Sexy by ceaser: 7:41am On Apr 03, 2013 |
sucess001: Abeg...wetin "sexy" mean again?Haba! You nor know the meaning again? Na wa for you o. #sneaks off to pick the "unabridged American and Nigerian version of advanced learners dictionary of description and thesarus"#. |
| Politics › Re: FG Pardons Diya, Yar'adua, Alamieyeseigha & Others by ceaser: 11:14pm On Mar 12, 2013 |
extension: I now agreed that western education is bad. The more phd you acquired the more stupid you are.He's gonna top SONY MAX's "World's dumbest presidents" or "World's dumbest presidential decisions", wow! |
| Politics › Re: FG Pardons Diya, Yar'adua, Alamieyeseigha & Others by ceaser: 11:06pm On Mar 12, 2013 |
extension: I now agreed that western education is bad. The more phd you acquired the more stupid you are. |
| Nairaland General › Re: Popular Brands From The Late 70's, 80's And Early 90's by ceaser: 9:03pm On Feb 24, 2013 |
Gabbysky: Stella Pomade, mehn! I'm prepared to pay anyone 10K who can get me dat enpty container with its lid.Oya, here you are! In fact, this one still get the cream inside wey go last you for the next 3 months. Wey my 10k? 4 Likes
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| Autos › Re: 2004 Grand Cherokee Liberty Jeep (full Option) @ N1.3 Million by ceaser: 7:31pm On Feb 24, 2013 |
crossfire: @ceaser: i'm planning to post seperately on a different thread.Okay. Then Please remember to also post the Link to the thread here, i.e. for the RX330. |
| Technology Market › Re: ***Android Tablets, Laptops,Powerbanks, Home Security and Cinema Systems**** by ceaser: 7:17pm On Feb 24, 2013 |
balogunsam: FOR OUR CUSTOMERS WHO HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR iPad SCREEN SIZE TABLETS WITH 3G AND ENOUGH FIREPOWER....(beat by Transformer Prime and HTC One X only...third in benchmark tests...Please @ the bolded, does that imply it has AV [Video-Audio INPUT]? |
| Autos › Re: 2004 Grand Cherokee Liberty Jeep (full Option) @ N1.3 Million by ceaser: 11:42am On Feb 15, 2013 |
crossfire: updatePlease post pictures (exterior, interior and engine) of the RX330, Year of production and the VIN. Thanks. |
| Autos › Re: Cars Price List By Trimoss Global Company by ceaser: 11:06am On Feb 15, 2013 |
victorkayode: Good morning NigeriaWeldone. Pls how much can you secure the following, accidented and non-accidented? 1. 2004 Pontiac Vibe 2. 2004 Lexus RX330 3. 2004 Toyota Avensis Thanks. |
| Autos › Re: 06 Lexus RX330 Or 09 Honda CRV by ceaser: 10:53pm On Feb 14, 2013 |
And abeg, how much dem wan do the RX330 for you?  plus if you fit link me up with the dealers too o, I nor go mind. |
| Autos › Re: 06 Lexus RX330 Or 09 Honda CRV by ceaser: 10:18pm On Feb 14, 2013*. Modified: 10:37pm On Feb 14, 2013 |
I will advice that you acquire the lexus reason being that you get more options and gadgets for less money. Lexus is basically toyota and the dealers' claim that they share parts with regular toyota is true. It's about the only SUV that I know shares part with the regular toyota SUVs. I doubt if acura or infinity SUVs or sedans share parts with regular honda or nissan variants respectively, and BMW and Benz surely don't. I currently have a 2002 RX300 in my fleet (acquired some 22 months ago) and has hitherto served me well. I went with the mind of getting a highlander but got the full options package in a lexus of a year less and ended up saving about 200 thousand naira. Reason is that few people know about the versatility of lexus as a toyota product and therefore demand for it is less. Less demand means it's cheaper, but it's an eye turner more than the highlander simply because there're just a few lexus suvs (especially the RX) on Nigerian roads. It's similar to what happens with the American specs Pontiac vibe and the toyota matrix. They both carry the fuel efficient corolla engine under the hood. The Vibe being american specs, boasts more gadgets and options. However, the Matrix because of the Toyota badge (occasioned by 9jerians' fetish for toyota) is almost 200k costlier than a Vibe of the same year. Now few people know these facts. I've had the rear shocks changed, both cost 15k and guess what? It was actually the exact same shocks as the highlander. I even later discovered from reliable sources that the engine for the RX300 is that of avalon (also a V6 toyota sedan) and the automatic transmission is the camry's. Isn't that wonderful? The only thing I ensured was not to drive my lexus to chijioke's shop and say "give me the shocks for that suv". He'll definitely give me lexus treatment, i.e. sell the 15k highlander shocks for me at 40k. Lol. Just check the part number on line, match with the regular toyota that uses it, then ask for the "toyota" spare part, not "lexus" spare part and you're good to go. In summary, the lexus will place you in the luxury class for less amount, but not more worry than a regular toyota owner - a wise decision if I may say. Soon I myself hope to up the ante to the 2009 RX350. Good luck. 2 Likes |
| Nairaland General › Re: What's The Most Pleasurable Thing On Earth by ceaser: 7:30am On Feb 02, 2013*. Modified: 9:19am On Feb 03, 2013 |
tunapawizzy: Prolonged EJACULATIONnn (like 10mins non stop)What?! Ten minutes dude? Believe me, the exhaustion will kill you in 2 minutes, not to talk of ten. D'you know that the energy expended in 3 minutes round of s3x has been calculated as equal to the energy to run 3 kilometers? Yeah, that's true. Manshakk: When you steal ...something billion, and you are given the option to pay ...something thousand...so pleasurable... Lucky igbinedion wouldn't agree more.Lakayana: Being Molested by the man of your dreams. Michky: Are you saying you will like to be ra/ped by the man of your dreams? Yes, i knew it. Some girls pray to be ra/ped.Sadomasochistic tendencies, you can sense in there. drumosbite: More than half nairalanders feel SEX is the most pleasurable thing for them.Your response shoulda more reasonably been... If sex OUTSIDE MARRIAGE (SIN) is your most pleasurable... The reason being that s3x is ordained, and even commanded by God within the sanctity of marriage and some of those voting s3x are legally married and mean the pleasure of that moment with their respective spouse. I'm sure if you are married you would be careful calling s3x is sin without adding "outside marriage". |
| Politics › Re: MEND Threatens To Disintegrate Nigeria Soon by ceaser: 12:40pm On Jan 27, 2013*. Modified: 1:33pm On Jan 27, 2013 |
mimifowon: when i traveled to naija this christmas tpia1: and this is why some nigerians prefer to hide from their relatives.I can't see any bad belle in what she said to her uncle. It's simply the truth and she was being realistic calling a spade a spade even for the fact that the eering uncle could be affected by the wave. She is an example of the kind of people we need in this country - those that speak truth and justice no matter whose ox is gored, not the "insincere 9gerians" et al who would say he's our son and therefore our time to "chop" not minding the millions of lives their "chopping" negatively affects. A yoruba adage translates into the fact that when a relative isn't cautioned of eating inedible insects, the day he falls ill as a result, the problem will be the whole family's. Even Obasanjo was most chastised by his own people each time he does wrong just as he's equally praised for each good deed he mustered. DailyNews: The FGN should not ignore this warning or threat. miiraaj: It means after seperation of Nija,the Igbos will come back to colonise the southwest. Two of una dey kolo. I suggest Aro or the closer Yaba left for the two both duo of you. |
| Science/Technology › Re: Amazing Facts About The Air Force One (official ‘plane’ Of The US President) by ceaser: 9:55am On Jan 27, 2013*. Modified: 10:17am On Jan 27, 2013 |
begwong: wow! never knew airforce one has aheight of a 6storey building!Hmm hmmm. The height of one tyre rim alone is the height of a story building. You do the math. Bawss1: The only person who can destroy the mighty Air Force One is Chuck Norris.'Delta force' on ma mind  smart jeezy: I love this Air force 1... Jonathan badluck need one like this to carry greatgeo: Same ppl who insults our president still want him to have such plane so they can talk and how you ever had the america ppl insulting the president? HabaYou got him wrong. Ain't nothing wrong in wishing his president in league with US president by owning an "AIR DUMBO ONE". mu2sa2: ALL THESE ELECTRONIC GADGETS AND SECRECY DOES NOT GUARANTEE THAT AIRFORCE ONE CANT CRASH. ANY MAN-MADE OBJECT CAN MALFUNCTION AT ANYTIME WITHOUT WARNING.Oh yeah, like the DANA airplane crash. This is the air force one - well maintained, not the dana airplane that was being managed. Even the chances of the fairly used aso rock "AIR DUMBO ONE" crashing is terribly slim, except if by sabotage as it seems was with Andrew Azazi's helicopter. |
| Nairaland General › Re: Man Dies After Eating 28 Raw Eggs For A Bet by ceaser: 5:40pm On Jan 06, 2013*. Modified: 6:39pm On Jan 06, 2013 |
obadiah777: RUBBISH. IT WILL TAKE TIME FOR THE INFECTION TO TAKE HOLD AND CAUSE SEPTIC SHOCK. IT ALSO TAKES TIME FOR PATHOGENS TO PRODUCE EXOGENOUS PYROGENS. HOWEVER IN THIS CASE THE GUY DIED IMMEDIATELY. SO WHAT YOU JUST WROTE IS RUBBISHWhat is this guy talking about? Blabbing about pathogens taking time to produce exogenous pyrogens. Hello. The moment an immune individual gets infected with pathogens, the body's defence system kicks in. Could even become sorta overactive or overcompensated or "stormy" response (harmful in itself) in intact immunity. You don't seem to know the various levels of body "firewalls" that an infective organism has to break before infection is eventually established - the histiocytes in the skin is all that necessary to kick-start an immunological cascade which involves activation of APCs and subsequent recruitment of the full cytokine arsenal. A simple protein derivative of a bacterial cell wall, heck even a pollen grain or even something as apparently harmless as latex rubber coming in contact with the skin is enough to ignite the hell-heat associated with type 1 hypersensitivity in an already sensitized individual, the guy could as well be having an allergy to a component in raw egg - something not uncommon. In moments, leukotrines are released massively, histamine mediated vasodilatation and histamine mediated bronchoconstriction, there goes your shock, anaphylaxis which may or may not be in tandem with septic shock (in immunocompromised individual). Listen dude, the best anyone can rant here is the most probable cause of death and considering the fact that you weren't at the scene to take note of other variables of the patient clinical status, you can't claim monopoly of correctness, even morbid pathologists won't. That's why the concept of "differential diagnoses" come in, except you don't know what that means too which won't be unexpected for a professor claiming even a remote connection between 26 raw eggs "dilating or stretching" the gastric mucosa so much as to cause torsade de pointes. Hmmm, na wa o. Movingcoil: itz like u people hav ruled out coincidence of heart attack/failure during d time he was doin dat thing, choking or someoda somtn dat could be worsened by d mere condition of having such excess fluid being consumedThe possibility that he choked or even aspirated on his own gastric content might not be out of place but due to the fact that many of us here always think of the high-falluting stuff first, we fail to acknowledge the simplest of possibilities that could arise. |
| Politics › Re: Hunters Burn Down School In Saki, Oyo State by ceaser: 2:28pm On Jan 05, 2013 |
FAST-LINK:Or more aptly put, like- Land dispute - Hunters burn down school in Oyo state, vandalise furniture. I think that pretty well catches it. |
| Politics › Re: President Jonathan's New Year Message To The Nation by ceaser: 2:40pm On Jan 01, 2013 |
Should have been more like... gboyetade: 10. I say it again, we are determined to continueI can assure y'all this what's gonna transpire this year. |
| Nairaland General › Re: Man Dies After Eating 28 Raw Eggs For A Bet by ceaser: 9:21am On Jan 01, 2013 |
obadiah777: I THINK HE GOT KILLED BY ELECTROLYTE IMBALANCE. THE WEIGHT OF 28 RAW EGGS WILL STRETCH THE STOMACH AND DISTEND IT AND AS A RESULT LOTS OF PRESSURE NERVES AND NEUROTRANSMITTERS WILL BE ACTIVATED AND THIS WILL IMMEDIATELY EXPOSE A LOT OF NUTRIENT DEFICIENCIES OF WHICH MAGNESIUM DEFICIENCY CAN CAUSE IMMEDIATE DEATH FROM TORSADES DE POINTES OR VENTRICULAR FIBRILLATION OR VENTRICULAR TACHYCARDIA. THIS TYPE OF IMMEDIATE DEATH IS FROM A DEFICIENCY THAT GOT EXPOSEDLol. That's amusing. But there isn't any fathomable connection between 28 eggs stretching the stomach (waaoh) and your electrolyte derangement (wàá s'èwé). Nice try though. But of course neurons misfiring can in a way thru sympathetic and parasympathetic influences cause electrolyte imbalance. A more plausible explanation would be septic shock resulting from massive immunological response (massive cytokines and other immunological mediators release in response to exogenous allergens and pyrogens getting into the body) akin to what happens Toxic Shock Syndrome (occurs in tampon users) - talk of the body's defence system getting hacked, in layman's language. It is accompanied with multiorgan failure along with massive systemic vasodilatation, all of which can result into sudden, apparently unexplained death. |
| Family › Re: , by ceaser: 9:16am On Dec 30, 2012*. Modified: 9:46am On Dec 30, 2012 |
bigtt76: Preggers? You need to avoid their droppings as well as their fur not good medically (same for other pets) in your condition. Know to be one good cause of miscarriages. Always wash your hands after handling them.Yeah. Risk of contracting Toxoplasma gondii - causes toxoplasmosis, one of the TORCH diseases. Better if there was a miscarriage, worse if a baby goes ahead as congenitally deformed. masterpiecer: thats really weird and odd, even a million cats cannot replace a baby[b]Insanity[/quote], i think, is the right word. Rich4god: www.nairaland.com/attachments/930904_Yahnur_jpg522eb24193089071872ce95b09b1c282Well, in a way it does look like weird one with the whiskers running all the way from the temple of the head all the way to the chest. Mscheeeew. @ OP Yahur. Next time, read topics before you post comments. |
| Celebrities › Re: Omotola Falls Down At Lagos Airport by ceaser: 11:18am On Dec 24, 2012 |
kulyie: Me too i fell down in muritala mohammed airport,una nor go tell me sorry,ndo or peleNo. But the moderators go put am for front page. Oya, wey those mods?! |
| Romance › Re: Do You Believe In "Friendship Before Relationship?" by ceaser: 8:40am On Dec 24, 2012 |
dmcdad: Are you saying whenever you have a chance of going into a relationship with a guy, u be-cloud your mind with pessimism and premonitionsAll your replies have actually mirrored my own side to the issue. I've had personal experiences of ladies using annoying terms to wash down guys' romantic relationships with 'em. A lady we've dated for about 9 months (s3x-free though ) gave me the shivers when she replied to my own "I love you baby" with her own version. Guess what it was? "I APPRECIATE you too" - trying to avoid the use of the L- word. What in the hell! Whatever that means. I simply told her- "girl, do i look daft to you? Cos I the last time I checked, love and appreciate doesn't share the same meaning". That point on I got suspicious and later discovered she was slugging it out with a US based eastern bro each time they both travel to the village december for the yuletide (I'm from south west).Of course I nursed my wounds for few months and got off on another footing and tried to be closer home this time around. Well, I'd say the friend zone part was rather blurry cos we got to like each other almost immediately. Her cold feet again in six months and I was again battling to save my treasured relationship. Damning the effects on me, she broke up saying she needed SOME TIME AND SPACE to re-structure....whatever that means (I suspected she had to do this as she was going for NYSC and wanted a taste of the free life out there and i was still in my 5th year of a bloody 6yr course). Funny thing is she promised we could resume our odessey later on but wanted us to REMAIN AS FRIENDS while she "timed and spaced" it out, playing on my naivety and inexperience. Silly me, I called every other day for several months (oh my pocket money and feeding allowances, dang!). Through perhaps some act of divine providence, I broke free of her bondage and was free to have a promising relationship. In exactly two years after she came knocking, apologising and chanting the mantra - "CAN WE BE FRIENDS AGAIN?" wtf, we've never been enemies before, have we? "Friends" gini? Tufiakwa! This gender, or maybe most of 'em, don't seem to get tired of that line o' lyrics, do they? Friends ko, friends ni! Why make friends with a girl if not for a relationship. That's why the only female friend I'll always have will be my wife. |
| Romance › Re: Do You Believe In "Friendship Before Relationship?" by ceaser: 12:07pm On Dec 23, 2012 |
dmcdad:Na wa o. You dey vex fa. |
| Politics › Re: LASTMA, KAI Operations Are Classic Models - US Security Expert by ceaser: 11:03am On Dec 23, 2012 |
P Beni: Just passing...Come here my friend! You must comment by force by fire. *gives him a slap and hands him the keyboard* |
| Family › Re: Breastfeeding In Public - What Is Your View by ceaser: 12:17pm On Dec 22, 2012 |
Richieboyn: I dnt c anythinq wronq in bre-ast feedinq in public. So far it's decent.Maybe this is why it's not so okay - just an opinion. 1 Like
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