And more

And more.

MadamVanessa:
The fatness of the clitoris doesn't mean it can wrestle Buhari

This one off me

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Some Nigerian Proverbs in pictorial representation:

Funny but true.

jboixxx:
Don't expect Speedaf delivery but EMS as that's your latest courier as confirmed by your AWD.

EMS don't charge handling fee; it's either NCS charge or free.

I wish you the very best and don't forget to send "kola" to the boyz if there's no NCS invoice attached

So this stuff got delivered. I got a phone call ahead from the PO to come with along with a means of identification, the photocopy of same and to quote the man verbatim, "some amount like 5000 naira". I asked if transfer would do, but he declined saying they only do cash.

I wasn't shown any invoice, but I filled details into a tabulated form like that and my ID photocopy was collected and stapled to another paper whose contents I did not see. I didn't really bother, or more like I forgot to ask them sha, if the 5k was for owó mi dà, handling fees or customs fees proper cos I ain't so pleased with being billed such huge amount for a small something that speedaf would have happily delivered at my doorstep for free. It would have even attracted much less handling fees, like 500 naira, if it was left on the regular Singapore Post rather than migrating it to EMS, although that too could take some 4 months for delivery if it doesn't get lost in transit.

I also want to mention that I got a NG....E package from speedaf (self pick-up at their office) happening again after a long recess. I ordered these stuffs (3 combined items) about three weeks ago and already zeroed my mind when it came out with NG.....E. In fact as per tracking, it already passed customs clearing by the beginning of the third week and I'd already settled with NIPOST getting it to me in another 5 weeks time. But instead I got the pleasant phone call from speedaf 5 days after. How I wish they will quit handing things over to NIPOST.

Yes. Let it begin!

Even the police morale to fully protect the politicians while endangering their own life is lacking this time.

Okay. Let them try it first and see if Nigerians in their droves will not themselves go to the venue and use kòbókò to beat the protesters including the governors sponsoring it.

Do they think that the original EndSars was a paid protest? Do they think that the youths were influenced by any political bigwig to dare all the consequences and stayed up for days at Lekki toll gate?

Do they think such protest that required to government to bring in soldiers to murder the protesters could be a paid protest?

The original EndSars protest was one driven by genuine ideology, fervour and love by the Nigerian people to call for betterment of the lives of the good citizens of Nigeria. No amount of paid protest can replicate that fastidiousness.

If ẹ no be #EndSars, it can never be #EndSars.

Another protest is looming, if they don't know. But it is Nigerians themselves that will kick start and maintain the process, not some stupid treasury looters or some disgruntled political elements from god knows where.

Bull-hari.

Kudos to you.

If airlines can be groaning, and radio stations lamenting, I don't know how SMEs can survive. And SMEs are the major providers of employment in any developed economies.

Bull-hari came, he saw, he conquered destroyed.

Tinubu said "he wants to step into your shoes" and that statement speaks volumes. And he has indeed been showing some resemblance to you from his misyarns utterances and actions. So he wants to step in to continue all the nonsense that you did for the past 7 years? That is why Nigerians are calling for him not to throw in the gauntlet.

For afflictions shall not rise a second time.

CYBERWEAVER:
The APC has failed Us again and again but some clown are still canvassing for them.

God bless Jonathan

Accusing people of still supporting APC and Buhari, yet you are guilty of the same crime in greater dimension.

Àbí why would anyone still be supporting another failure after many years that he has been shown his way out of government?

Perhaps you will accept the fact that Buhari had no shot at the presidency because he tried hard for three times but the good people of Nigeria kept rejecting him. Not until GEJ began to be an embodiment of failure and disappointment.

GEJ's failures gave Buhari (a reject) a chance at the presidency.

Little confusing initially, for the urethral orifice is not even large or elastic enough to admit an 8cm object.

But with the mention of vesico-vaginal fistula (VVF), it became apparent that the route of entry of the large object must have been through the vaginal orifice - apparently for sexual pleasure. The object then logded either inside her vagina or a little up at the endocervix both of which have very close posterior relation with the urinary bladder which lies in front. The occupation of the vagina or the uterus by the object may not have caused significant discomfort beyond irregular menses which any woman with a little worry about her health may ignore.

Over time she may have developed some form of endometritis or even myometritis (inflammation of the entire wall of the uterus) followed by adhesion of the uterine wall to the posterior bladder wall, subsequent breakdown of the adhesion, with the formation of a VVF big enough to admit the movement of the cup from the reproductive system into the urinary bladder. At this point, she may experience leakage of urine thru the vagina which she may mistake as urinary incontinence, a not unusual postmenopausal symptom. Here the urine is actually thru the vagina as against the urethra in the postmenopausal incontinence but because of the anatomy of the external female gen1talia, it is easy to mistake a vaginal urine leak as bejng from the urethra itself. The VVF defect may have then healed up over time, leaving the cup within the bladder cavity and the attendant pressure symptoms of UTI and bkadder space occupying lesion.

NB: What the heck is wrong with NL owner and mods! Why put up a topic if you are unwilling to allow the terminologies that accompany discussions on it.

Imagine changing the word geni-talia to "instruments". As in where is even the similarity or intersection between the two?

Kyari the quota system AGF himself is confused.

I quite wonder. How possible it is to know you have pains if penetration had not occurred before.

And how possible it is for the hymen to remain intact once penetration has occurred.

And how possible it is to physically remain a virgin if the hymen has been broken.

Or maybe you mean to say "a virgin after being born again".

BoredBerry:
Superb!!! Excellent!!!

You're a good writer...

I don't know why this reminded me of my ex-boyfriend and I?

He's a Muslim... I'm petite... I couldn't have sex with him cause of the pain...

You need to be specific.

Is it dyspareunia (pain during s3x) or it is outright pleasure that she displays?

If it is the former, it is a medical problem worthy of being looked into by your GP. If it is the latter, well.....

Wait! Did you say "Girlfriend"?

Biko, where is righteousness99 when he is most needed?

jonaifame22:
We started dating in January.

She cries and whines on my bed like she has just heard the news of the passing of a loved one.

rowon:
Hi all.my one year old generator suddenly stops charging my inverter while nepa charges it. My battery is tubular battery not up to year. What could be the cause please ?Thanks all

Some chargers can be sensitive to frequency output which may drift over time with generators. The standard PHCN frequency is 50hz or 60hz at 230v. Your gen may have begun outputting a frequency that puts the charger out of use. So even if your gen outputs 230v but with a frequency that is off the mark, the charger may perform suboptimally while PHCN still charges it well.

For more enquiries with more detailed responses, visit this thread:

https://www.nairaland.com/390522/solar-energy-complement-fta/1140#390522.36497

jboixxx:
Welcome to $20/monthly.

cc: ajabani4allah

Holy Molly!

Came across this. I realized that I was empathetic and fearful, not for myself but for those who are not already on alternative green energy sources.

It is going to be a very bumpy ride.

The only challenge that may have some impact for the wider population now is still the use of ICEs as the major mode of transportation. Once BEVs availabilty and affordability come into the mix, na OYO for Dangote and the yèyẹ́ FG.

ajabani4allah:
Pls what's GTb limits now my both normal and virtual cards can't buy anything again?

I think it's 50usd.

yahmaid04:
access limit now 1500 dollars at 557 to a naira. Someone should test for those in need

Usd 1500 lóhûn lóhûn!

This access bank is just doing "like this and like this" (in senator Sanni's voice).

Àbí you meant to type 150 usd.

jboixxx:
Don't expect Speedaf delivery but EMS as that's your latest courier as confirmed by your AWD.

EMS don't charge handling fee; it's either NCS charge or free.

I wish you the very best and don't forget to send "kola" to the boyz if there's no NCS invoice attached

Hehehehe

michealdeco:
Message

Okay Bro.

Can Nigerian banks open a Yuan dominated account for customers like they do dollars/Pound dominated account?

jboixxx:
I believe your package is nearer than imagined. Click on the "AliExpress Standard Shipping >" in your 2nd screenshot to get the new tracking number (it's different from the one you masked). AliExpress just started that nonsense recently by changing tracking info, even when your order is not combined, they update the tracking number as they deem necessary.

So I got an update today. Seems your hunch is right. The item got updated as arrived, customs clearance and reached sorting centre all within today.

If speedaf handles it, I expect to get it in about 3 days max. But if ńa EMS, I don't expect to be called quickly and of course, I have my mind prepped for a high charge as handling fees, that is if customs have not slapped on it their own neckbreak charges.

mctfopt:


No biggie here.

I'll recommend you register with either Binance or Remitano. I prefer the latter though for buying major coins. The above mentioned are crypto exchanges, and as the name goes they help you exchange your local currency to crypto.

After registration, buy crypto.


Lastly, secure the crypto bought by saving it outside of exchanges, as the saying goes "not your key, not your crypto". You may need to google about "paper wallets" or go the hardware wallet route eg Ledger, Trezor etc. I use Ledger wallet.

Thanks. I'm registered already with Binance with my sojourn into Crypto. I'll follow the steps you outlined. Hope my previous registration with binance does not preclude a new registration with Reminato?

michealdeco:
hello
What do you need to know about usdt

I might help you out

Thanks for this.

It is likely to be as much as a newbie will need to know, which is pretty much everything about it.

Hehehe. So hìn don buy mansion for Cotonou?

And now that it seems Benin government has discharged and acquitted him of any wrongdoing, he may use the place as his launchpad for salvos to fight for Odùduwà Republic.

You must be glad that the Nigerian government and that yèyẹ́ Fulani ambassador to Benin did not have their day to have your head on a platter.

Even though Nnamdi Kanu's own is much more complicated coupled with the fact that he is in their grasp already, I still hope that favour smiles on him and he gets to escape with his life intact.

mctfopt:


I guess they are unwilling to help or just don't know what they are doing.

I guess I have to do self help. Learn from my mistakes while I hope I don't make too many or too costly mistakes before I too become well versed in it.

WHITELIGHTER:


Parcels

Thanks.

24track has not been working well for me for about a month now. Some speedaf numbers don't track and about one or two that does don't update beyond a point. In fact, at times, SingPost don't track on it.

mctfopt:


I guess they are unwilling to help or just don't know what they are doing.

I guess I have to do self help. Learn from my mistakes while I hope I don't make too many or too costly mistakes before I too become well versed in it.

WHITELIGHTER:


Parcels

Thanks.

24track has not been working well for me for about a month now. Some speedaf numbers don't track and about one or two that does don't update beyond a point. In fact, at times, SingPost don't track on it.

Ray1251:
Standard chartered is still $100 @ ₦466

Stanbic and Standard Chartered are South Africa consortiums that have great elastic limit when it comes to this dollar wàhálà in Nigeria. I can remember that what made me to have an account with Stanbic was the crises during GEJ's tenure. All banks including GTB had gone rogue with monthly spending limit and exchange rate and it was only Zenith, Standard chartered and Stanbic that still had their sanity intact. I at once went to open accounts with Stanbic and Zenith.

But since this Buhari era has proven more difficult for even Stanbic to handle, its just a matter of time before Standard Chartered also buckles under pressure.

This Buhari sha. He must be so powerful than even the devil.

Maybe I should even pay Standard Chartered a new customer visit before Buhari happens to 'em.

WHITELIGHTER:
see

Please what mobile application is this?

mctfopt:


Or just a stable token...cr̃yptōcurrrency things, whose value is sort of tied to the USD

That's pretty fast and secure way to get out of naira.

That I have tried. Registered a crypto account, then joined the NL thread. But it seems forumites there are not willing to readily give answers to newbies, or perhaps have little time for us. A number of questions I have asked on that thread remained ignored and unanswered, questions that will dictate/determine my next step and help to navigate carefully to avoid getting my fingers burnt.

Hollawayn05:

Past week the Nepa av been fumbling so I later opt for a 180watt solar panel 3pamp charge controller, but ever since have not been able to use for more than 3hrs till the battery goes down, a certain day we have Nepa light I have to remove the solar panel from the controller so to comfirm my usage at night and I found out I was able to use for 5hrs plus even with the little Nepa light that charged it,

Pls what can I be doing wrong in the system?
Am actually thinking if its the 4mm cable used to connect the panel to charge controller is too small,
Should I opt for the 6mm cable

Will be expecting Profesional advice
Regards

@bolded is the first and most likely culprit. 180w panel is grossly insufficient to fill a 100ah battery within the limited 5 hrs daily harvest.

Dishtech:

On what? WhatsApp?

Here is the link. Two pages back.

https://www.nairaland.com/390522/solar-energy-complement-fta/1136#110902722

data123:
Pls I intend getting a VERY good CCTV camera for my shop... Can u recommend any product/brand that might suit my need. Your prompt response will be appreciated.

It depends on if you want it as "wired IP" or as "Wireless IP" or even as ordinary "wired" with no IP or WiFi capability. I notice that most shops in Nigeria go for the wired non IP, non WiFi cameras as I see a lot of wires running across walls and ceilings in those shops. There are advantages and disadvantages to wired or wireless WiFi cams, so I leave you to research that yourself.

As per wireless WiFi IP cams, I can think of a few types. There are very expensive premium ones like the Hikvision series. But there are also good Chinese made ones (by the way Hikvision is also Chinese) that are quite affordable. On AliExpress, they range between 12k to 30k depending on the megapixels, PTZ (Pan, Tilt, Zoom) capability, two way audio and wether they have digital zoom or optical zoom, the later producing a clear zoom picture while the former becomes grainy at maximum zoom.

My choice of the wifi camera types is also strongly determined by the software that it operates with. I have devices that function on about four types of software platforms which include Yoosee, V380 and HífìCamPro, but they have not really pleased me as much as the Icsee or Xmeye mobile platform. I understand that they also work on the CMS client PC platform but I have not really done much on that.

Those WiFi cams too can connect to your DVRs either wirelessly or thru wired 48v source LAN port and get to view it remotely thru your DVR just as you would with each individual camera without the DVR. You'll require remote monitoring for your shop. They usually have memory card back ups from between 32g to 128g depending on the manufacturer, so you might want to put that in mind too.

Panoramic cams are also types that capture wide area and can help you minimize the numbers of cams you may need in your shop.

Do your more detailed search on AliExpress. But here is a link for a start:

NGN 9,867.88 53%OFF | 1080P 5X Zoom PTZ Wifi Camera Outdoor 5MP 3MP Two Way Audio IP Camera 2MP 30M IR Color Night Vision Speed Dome CCTV Camera ICSEE
https://a.aliexpress.com/_vTMKdX

mctfopt:


May I suggest you use the naira to buy USDT?

Still better than leaving it in naira with this constant drop in value.

Frankly I don't know much about that. I have only been able to stock up in USD in a dom account. That is so far what I know about protecting my naira from the apocalypse.

I don't mind some tutorial about the USDT thingy.

jboixxx:
I believe your package is nearer than imagined. Click on the "AliExpress Standard Shipping >" in your 2nd screenshot to get the new tracking number (it's different from the one you masked). AliExpress just started that nonsense recently by changing tracking info, even when your order is not combined, they update the tracking number as they deem necessary.

I did as you instructed. It appears the real new tracking number is that of the EX...SG. The three items seem to be combined under the new SingPost number, the Speedaf items also moved under the SingPost.

I guess my business is with NIPOST EMS now and not speedaf. We wait.

GRACEGLORY:
Set the wireless subwoofer anywhere in your space, add more Bluetooth speakers if you so desire,
and surround yourself with richer, deeper bass.

@bolded. Can it connect with any Bluetooth speaker aside Samsung models?