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Health / Re: Don’t Make The Mistake I Made by Cecero(m): 8:14am On Apr 08, 2023
Visit the hospital and get some expert advise.
Like you said, it is possible the abortion was not successful and the baby is still intact. If the baby has been tampered with, I advise an evacuation.
Career / Re: Can You Work In A Place Where You Submit Your Phone Everyday? by Cecero(m): 7:37am On Apr 02, 2023
Bank tellers submit there phone during work hours. It's to avoid distractions.
Nairaland / General / Re: Happy Birthday To Me. This Is How God Transformed My Life by Cecero(m): 2:15am On Mar 31, 2023
You've not told us your story.
How did you achieve this turn around so we can learn?

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Family / Re: How I Got Back At My Cheating Nigerian Husband - US Based Lady (pix/video) by Cecero(m): 10:17am On Feb 11, 2023
TONYE001:
So satisfying.

Don't care if this even truly happened or not, but the whole story is very, very satisfying.

If you know you can't stick to your spouse, don't bother about getting married. Don't do to others what you can't tolerate if done to you. She is even considerate. She had the option of filing for divorce immediately and clearing everything for her and the kids.

He's an irresponsible individual, and should have no business being a husband or a father.

What is he going to teach his children (especially his sons)?

Serves the gentleman right.

Taa! Mechie gị ọnụ there! I say mechie ọnụ nsị there! Goan marry fes and f**k wan toto all ur life make we know.
yen yen yen yen yen...small boys wey get multiple gehfrens dey teach married men how to marry wan wife. Azị gbakwa unu dia! Ụmụ aparị!
Politics / Re: Anambra Youths For Bola Tinubu Hold Meeting (Pictures) by Cecero(m): 6:02am On Sep 15, 2022
These ones don cash out.
Well done brothers, secure the bag �

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Education / Re: See How My Jss 2 Student Rudely Wrote An Apology Letter To Me(photo) by Cecero(m): 5:36pm On Jul 20, 2022
My brother keep searching for better job and save yourself the embarrassments.

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Politics / Re: Labour Party In A Last-minute Search For VP Candidate by Cecero(m): 7:17pm On Jun 17, 2022
What of Nuhu Ribadu?
Politics / Re: LIVE: NBM Of Africa 43rd National Convention & 16th Annual Lecture by Cecero(m): 3:24pm On Jun 04, 2022
Celebrating cultism

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Romance / Re: I'm Addicted To Peeping At My Neigbhours unclothedness While They Are Bathing, Help! by Cecero(m): 10:16pm On May 24, 2022
Na konji dey worry you. Get a girlfriend and offload. If that one no work, then better start watching xvideos on your phone. That one won't embarrass you.

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Pets / Re: Meet Zeus The Great Dane, World's Tallest Dog (Photos) by Cecero(m): 4:45pm On May 12, 2022
Abeg make una no allow that one enter Lekki o
I no wan stories that touches the heart grin
Family / Re: My Dad Almost Killed Me Today! by Cecero(m): 7:28am On May 06, 2022
At 27, you're pretty too old to be living in your parent's house. Get ya ass off that house mahn.
And try reconcile with your dad before you leave. He needs to rescind any curse laid in a fit of rage.
And then I'm wondering, shey ur father na cultist wey u dey fear to enter ur papa room ni? Can't imagine that. I'm a father and can't distance myself that much from my kids�
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Mum Is Currently Looking For Me With Police, I'm On The Run! Help by Cecero(m): 9:17am On May 02, 2022
Dorwadora:
he said she's 17 last year when he made his post.

I thought as much, no mature girl will be doing this type of nonsense.
You chop kpekus free, e no do u, u still dey run mama shop down.
Chai, u don't have the fear of God at all
u deserve to be locked up for a long while
If they say men should come out this anụọfịa go comot because e get prick.
Anụ mpama

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Mum Is Currently Looking For Me With Police, I'm On The Run! Help by Cecero(m): 9:07am On May 02, 2022
Oloshi, Oloriburuku
Go and answer for your crimes
You're a criminal
I'm sure the girl may even be a minor and you've been encouraging her.

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Family / Re: How Do I Deal With An Emotionally Cheating Husband by Cecero(m): 12:06pm On Apr 01, 2022
Must u keep monitoring him? Stop checking his chats na. Pls give him some space, he's a man.
Ur husband kuku need to be deleting these stuffs. I mean, he can't leave them for you to stumble on na. What's the matter with him self?
Family / Re: Help! I Saw My Son Last 24 Years Ago, When He Was 2 Years Old by Cecero(m): 9:04am On Feb 11, 2022
If you intend taking this to the court of public opinion, then Twitter is your best bet. You'll get better exposure and people will rally round you.
Family / Re: Finally!! I Moved Out Of My Parents House!! by Cecero(m): 9:06am On Feb 05, 2022
Omihanifa:
Congrats, the only advice I have for you now is that you should avoid bad friends and stay away from distraction ( women)

How e wan stay away from women when na because of women make e rent the house?
Agriculture / Re: My Profitable Cucumber Farm . by Cecero(m): 8:32pm On Jan 20, 2022
Of all things to farm na cucumber you choose abi?
Is there something you're not telling us? grin

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Celebrities / Re: Baba Fryo: Davido Shunned Me In My Time Of Need But Donated N250m To Orphanages by Cecero(m): 9:06pm On Nov 21, 2021
For people wey no understand, Baba dey try talk say im na orphan make committee try add im name o
Business / Re: Which Bank Mobile App Has The Best User Interface In Nigeria? by Cecero(m): 6:11pm On Nov 20, 2021
Maj196:
I think GTBank's GTWorld mobile app has the best and appealing UI for customers. Which one do you think is the best?

None does it better than Keystone Bank's keymobile

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: What I’ll Do If I Win ₦90 Million Grand Prize – Whitemoney (Video) by Cecero(m): 1:36pm On Sep 28, 2021
FalseProphet1:
Get over the excitement son, it's definitely going to be premature, cos you aren't going home with the bag, if you win it, I'll stop prophesying on Nairaland.

This I have seen.

Was going to comment but I saw ur monica �
Sports / Re: Mikel, Okocha Or Kanu: Who Was The Most Successful Nigerian Player by Cecero(m): 2:43pm On Sep 16, 2021
Justinlean02:
Kanu, Okocha and Mikel in that order respect talent this time not just titles wink

I'm still here to let you know there are great and amazing opportunity in acquiring TAT-COIN and ABitNetwork. So much to gain access to crypto knowledge and DEFI and NFt

u want to respect talent and u wrote Kanu before Okocha

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Sports / Re: Dr Tom Crawford Develops Formula To Determine Football's GOAT. See Results by Cecero(m): 8:49pm On Sep 08, 2021
Tell Dr Tom say im dey mad u hear?
As in isi mgbaka na-eme ya
Ịbụ onye ara
Mumu
u dey place Penaldo above Messi
God punish you, you hear

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Celebrities / Re: Paternity Fraud: Police Invite Uzoamaka Ohiri For Questioning by Cecero(m): 7:41pm On Sep 08, 2021
Police too wan know weda the woman go share give them cheesy cheesy

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Family / Re: Mother Or First Son, Who Is Entitled To The Late Father's Property by Cecero(m): 7:50pm On Aug 09, 2021
Your friend must be hard on some substance to even mute such strange ideas. How can she evict a woman from her husband's house ffs? And to imagine that she's even his own mom makes one think the guy is really mad.

Tell your friend to proof us wrong that he is not mad by completing the house for his mom and siblings to live comfortably. He ought to even have done that before the man's burial if he has the money. And then he should go and rent an apartment elsewhere. That house is their family house. Even if the poor woman is not the biological mother, he doesn't have any right to throw her out of the husband's home.
His right of inheritance can only be activated in the event of the mom's death and the sister's have all married.
Others they go SA go hustle, you go your own go dey smoke weed only to come back to harass a poor widow. Mgbọ pịapụkwa gị isi

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: With 13 Years Experience, Will You Accept An N85,000 Job Offer? by Cecero(m): 3:52pm On Jul 25, 2021
Is the experience you have cognate to the new job?
If you don't have anything else doing, I think it's better you accept it and then look for something else from there. Resist the temptation of being idle. Your brains work better when you're busy. You discover better opportunities yl you're into something than when idle.

I graduated with 2.1 economics. I was in my parents house for 4 years after service jobless. I needed to relocate to Abj. I had no capable friends or any family that agreed to accommodate. I promised the only friend that agreed to accommodate me that I won't be a burden when I come over. He accepted. I came over there and immediately hunting for job. We lived in Mararaba yl I woke up every morning and jet off to Abj town. I went to one big hotel and presented my credentials. I was told no job for me, but I insisted and begged the GM. He said the only available job is security. I begged him to employ me there. I got the job and was wearing my uniform proudly.
Well, long story short, I was a security man for around 3 abi 4 months before an opportunity came up in the admin section and through internal offer, I was made a sales executive. I stayed there for some months before I made connections that got me a better job that I've been on for more than 8 years now. I earn around 500k monthly now cool

So, it depends on your mindset, but resist idleness. Whatsoever, thy hand findeth to do, do it with all thy might while NEVER loosing focus on your goal. Keep networking.

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Romance / Re: 3 Weeks To Our Wedding, I Feel Like Calling It Off by Cecero(m): 11:15pm On Apr 03, 2021
Nice write up.
Op you're a good novelist, keep it.

I knew it is fiction but I enjoyed your write up anyway.

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Properties / Re: What My Tenant Sent Me This Morning by Cecero(m): 2:12pm On Mar 31, 2021
That's so me. My landlady said I'm her best tenant. I don't wait for her reminder, mostly pay ahead of time.
Like my rent is due today but I've already credited the woman's account on 24th and got her blessings. She earlier informed me in January about a 25% increase in rent. I wasn't so comfortable with it and actually contemplated the idea of delaying the rent, packing out, etc. But in the end, I said to myself, "I and my family have enjoyed peace in this yard; since I can pay this, no need giving this woman headache"

I'm also praying and believing God the place should be my last rented apartment, the next place should be mine, Amen

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Properties / Cost Of Building A 5 Bedroom Bungalow by Cecero(m): 9:49pm On Jan 10, 2021
Hello Nlanders,
Please I need to build something at my village. Land is already available. I'm thinking of a 5-bedroom bungalow with masters in each room and of course kitchen, toilet, etc.
I don't want to go into what I cannot finish especially since the project is in the village cheesy
So I want to have an idea how much it will cost me to get this done at least up to roofing level.
Kindly help a brother.
Health / Re: I'm a super Skinny dude. Nairaland Body Builders, Pls help my case by Cecero(m): 6:59pm On Sep 23, 2020
Bro ur problem is money
Hustle get money and you'll naturally start to chop up, na u go beg say u don dey overweight.
I'm a testimony. I used to be that skinny in my younger years, but now, I'm the one eating less to avoid getting too fat. Of course, I'm a very tall guy and overly skinny those days.

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Religion / Re: Former Pope Benedict Is Seriously Ill by Cecero(m): 3:01pm On Aug 03, 2020
Righteousness89:
My Prayer is that he Makes Peace Completely with Jesus Christ.

I Pray he Repents from any form of sin, Hidden or Open! and seek for Forgiveness from God.

Once He has Made Peace with God, then with Joy, Happiness and Sweetness he can Close his eyes , say Good bye to the World and open his Eyes in Glory in Heaven

He does not need to repent of any sin:
Nna anyi pope di emefie emefie
Isi ya wee bulu na Pope ama menata njo
(The Pope is infallible)

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Politics / Re: Obaseki: Justice Roland Amaize Faults New NYSC Certificate Issued To Governor by Cecero(m): 8:20am On Jul 05, 2020
As far as I am concerned, this judge has not made any sense at all.
You want a corrected version bearing a new signature to still retain the issuing date of 1980? How do you want to rationalise that the guy who signed it was not in the office in 1980 but issued a document in 1980? That will be a fraud on it's own. Or you want NYSC to just correct the name and retain the old signature? A bigger fraud.

It is simple and I think justified, a new director signed this document, the new director is in the office in 2020 and the document is reissued in 2020. What NYSC will only do which I suppose they must have done is to properly document somewhere in their system that certificate with no ... is only a reissue and a correction to that issued earlier with no ...
QED

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Asked Me To Tell My Mum To Remarry & I Have Lost Confidence In Her by Cecero(m): 11:48pm On Jul 04, 2020
Your mom gave you the response you want to hear.
Your girl is definitely more matured than you are.
She knows you're the only one who can 'marry' for your mom. Meaning, though it might be the better option for your mom, she might not want to go into it because she might not want to offend you. But if you're matured enough to encourage your mom to go into it, in the end it'll likely be to her own good.

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