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Houserentprob:
Good morning. To lekki is 2k sir for sienna bus

Ibeju-lekki to be precise. Not lekki. Coming from Ijebu Ode true Epe

Loveisnotenough:
Wait o! How do people cope in a relationship? I swear being Single has more liberty. I've hooked myself to a big Jezebel.

How we met: At a friend's house. She liked me instantly and asked my friend for my number through WhatsApp. Then we started chatting.

Note: We had sex twice the day after we met but now she's forming CATWOMAN.

Pros:

Ability to speak English fluently
Has some Gangster babe vibes.

CONS:

Cannot Submit - She'll forever be right.

- She turns little discussion to arguments and anger.

- cannot care for a home. cannot do basic things in the house except when forced, like sweeping, laying of bed after sleep, this beach cannot fry egg or cook anything other than rice.

- Someone we had sex last week now Find faults when I touch her. always talking that I'm forceful, I'm afraid of being accused of rape.

- She is rude but very jealous.

- She wants me to stop speaking our native language. We're same tribe from North region.

- she always want to identify as the most intelligent and richest in the room. Person way I day send even 500 for POS.

Can someone command get this thing outta my bed, She's sleeps till 10am everyday.

Una day try for relationship o.

Na God know when I go marry for this life.

When you see a homely girl,you will say it is the one with "gang star" vibes you like. Abeg, carry your cross and go!

I have this same picture with my son.i can't wait to replicate it with him during his service year. That is if NYSC has not been scrapped by then.

Houserentprob:
So sweet

What is the delivery cost to Eleko- junction. Ibeju-lekki , Lagos.

thebosstrevor1:
they should stop being harsh on their dad, he is a man with needs

we don't know if he cheats to get himself sane

let him be

Guess you will say the same thing if the reverse were the case.

injuredman:
As tough as it is to type this, I will try my best, even with trembling fingers.

I lost my lovely 7 year old to the cold hands of death few months ago. Devastation is an understatement. He was my world!

Your question, or say your friend's question to her mother, is something no parents will ever think of. It sounds odd to even consider such a question. Even in the most liberal society, such thoughts are abhorred.

We all wish to pre-disease our offspring, not the other way round. Life has never been the same for me since he died, and will never be. If I raise another child, it will never be the same experience. But the life goes on, I guess. Moving on after such experience is better said than done.

I cried, planned his funeral, then cried more. After his funeral, I tried to do something to immortalize his name. Still undergoing therapy with hope of healing properly.

So sorry about your loss! May you be comforted with the hope of resurrection,were death and sickness will be no more.

VeryWickedMan:
14.3m is not even up to 10% of Nigeria's population.

And 10% means that if you pick 10 random people on the streets, at least ONE of them abuses drugs which is spot on.

As a matter of fact, if you pick 10 random people regardless of age or social status, at least 3 abuse drugs so I'd say 14.3m is a conservative figure.


Go school una say school na scam.

Lol. As you go school,you come wicked join. School no change you o!

jeromestarks:
What is this one saying?
U don't even understand yourself.

Did it hit you hard? You don't deserve a virgin if you are not one yourself. You can't eat your cake and have it!

99% of post on this thread reaks of double standard. The blame is usually on the female like it's the duty of the female alone to make a marriage work. It takes two to tango!

jeromestarks:
That's where you're wrong.
Not all girls fall for guys they're not married to. Only those with whor3ing tendencies do that.

How will anyone ever want to marry a virgin when he keeps engaging in sexual relationships. Where will he get the one he will marry. They keep shouting they want virgins. if you ask them if they are ready to remain celibate in a relationship,they will say "how will I buy a good I have not tested?"

KingOfTheDamned:
When they tell you women not to try to raise children on your own, you won't listen.

Single parent homes is a disaster . Such kids are never normal

And the men keep shouting they rather have multiple baby mamas than get married. Why won't we keep having more dysfunctional kids?

jeromestarks:
Virginity tells more on women.

You don't get my point then. There will be no virgins left for the guys to marry as long as they have refused to stay celibate themselves. You can't eqt you r cake and have it!

jeromestarks:
Why won't it crash when you be seeing red flags waving at you like Russian banner but you will still marry her.

Find a virgin and see how your marriage will last longer than a millennia.

Hope you are a virgin yourself? If not,no one will marry the ones you have poked and dumped.

Are all these really necessary?

Why is he looking like a woman? Congratulations to him if it is well merited!

Urheadmaster:



This brainwasher called Apostle Johnson Suleiman

May have escaped the first attempt on his life thinking it was the lord doing.

One day monkey go enter market and it no go fit return

Haba! Are you the one after his life?

descarado:
Buy 18/ 10 stainless steel. Its in Nigerian market. Hope this helps

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyLtnTaZJxg

Thanks

descarado:
See how your typical naija non stick pot ends. Even ones used in cook shows on TV.

Lovely kitchen with horrible looking pots.

If I am privileged to enter that kitchen, I will throw all the pots away.

Whenever time permits me and if we are alive( maybe next yr) I will try and create thread on pots. Not everything china throw at us we should be buying. Sometimes made in Nigeria is better. In this case good old naija pots are better than these things.

Do you have any particular brand you can recommend? I had same issues with mine. The knob on the lid always falls off first, followed by the black coating inside. I recently bought this 35 piece set by 'Nassar & farahat' .It's pricy though,but I haven't started using them.

Jrobert82:
This is a form of abnormal growth on the skin and it sometimes bleeds. The medical term used for it is Merkel cell Melanoma. I think the name is not essential as the alternative medicine/medical remedy that could be employed to deal with it.
Thank you in anticipation

Why don't you see a dermatologist for careful examination?

Achico:
We switch over to yam
Man must survive

You can't even get yam of #500. The smallest tuber is about #700. And it may not even satisfy a family of 4.wuich way Nigeria?

Achico:
We switch over to yam
Man must survive

You can't even get yam of #500. The smallest tuber is about #700. And it may not even satisfy a family of 4.which way Nigeria?

MansoryMX:
Buhari should open the borders and stop torturing Nigerians just because you want to make Northern farmers rich

Exactly! All agricultural produce are way beyond the reach of the common man since he came into power. This their Northern agenda is demonic!

They should open the boarders and bring in foreign rice to salvage the situation. Laws are made for humans. Na person wey dey alive they obey law! Or what do you people think?Or is there any perfect substitute for rice? If this kind of thing happens in Liberia or Sierra Leone there will be a revolution because there staple food over there is rice. They eat rice with different kinds of soups including Okro soup. Our leaders should wake up!

He looks anorexic!

Blessedmercy8:
Yes it will but you can just dust off the ones at the edges before using. Not a big deal. The open part will now be in front and you hold it down with your panties.

You can't use it like that, it will be too long except you don't mind.

Thanks

Blessedmercy8:
Yeah. Good you asked.

I started those days with pampers until the cheaper ones started coming out.

Now, I use kisskids diaper. I buy in pieces though. It's 80 per one. Very thick and holds much fluid. Other ones are not as thick.

I get the size 4. You can do size 5 if you have it in your area. It's scarce in my area.

Size 4 is just slightly long so I can only get two unequal sizes when I cut it into two. I use the short part at home and the long one when going out but if you can get the size 5 you can cut it into two equal sizes because it's longer than size 4.

Won't the wools inside be exposed if you cut it into two?

Blessedmercy8:
You'll trim the sides then cut off the top part a Little.

See the pics below. The part I circled red are the parts to be cut out.

Don't cut the top part deep so it doesn't open up the seal and start bringing out the wool inside.

Ceeceeuwa check this demo here. This is how I do it.
Hope this helps.

Make sure not to trim too deep to avoid opening the seal. You should be able to tell where that is.

Also slightly trim off the elastic at both sides of the diaper to make the diaper flat otherwise it will be folding inwards and you don't want that.

Thanks for the update! Taking your time to post pics with details is laudable. I appreciate! Is there any brand of diapers you have used over time that you can attest to it's quality?

ahnie:
@ Op the potatoes dey very cheap,over cheap sef.i bought 3 bags this morning for 18k,per bag was sold @ 6k
I do ABEG taya this morning.
The sellers blamed the price increments on flood.

You need to see the yams tubers I got for 30k this morning,na correct eyesore.

How much was a bag before the flood?

Blessedmercy8:
I don't have any cut leftovers and I don't cut until I'm ready to use it.

Would have loved to show one here but I'm out of it.

Please do well to share when you have any. It will help someone save a few bucks!

Noah9:
https://www.nairaland.com/7404024/saw-dead-family-friend-two

I was reading @Onetenth thread about how he saw a dead family friend and his story made me flashed back to my own experience I witnessed. This reincarnation of a thing is very real. The spiritual controls the natural.

I'm an elderly man and I will not lie to you. God is my witness. I had to take my precious time to type this so what will I gain if I lie to everyone reading this.

This happened 16 years ago (2006) in Ilorin Kwara State. Infact it was my Boss that died. I was learning tailoring in his shop back then.

It was on a Tuesday morning 7:15am when I took my bucket to go fetch water outside close to a mosque opposite my house. As I was dragging the water from the well I saw my boss walking pass the mosque then I greeted him saying daddy Yusuf good morning Sir, he didn't respond to my greetings. I was like daddy Yusuf I'm greeting you oo! He didn't reply he was just walking down the street.

I wasn't really bothered about him not replying my greetings because I know las las we go still meet for shop. And I will also jokingly ask him what he was doing around my street as early as that. Becus normally we do gist and play.

So, getting to the shop around 8:30am that morning, one of my fellow apprentice told me that Oga Yusuf is dead, that the died yesterday evening and he was buried same evening.

First of all I pushed him in his chest telling him not to utter something like that again that I saw Oga Yusuf this morning walking pass my street, I even greeted him.

Immediately I ran to his house, I saw people gathered mourning, I saw his wife and she explained same thing to me that he died yesterday 6pm and was buried same yesterday. He complained of serious headache before he gave up.

I even told them I saw daddy Yusuf this morning, I greeted but he didn't answer, he was walking pass my house going down the street. Some believed me some didn't.

That Monday when he died, he left the shop 2pm, he said he was going home to rest that he had severe headache. We all thought is something paracetamol could cure.

What you saw is not reincarnation. Reincarnation is when a new born baby is believed to be a dead family member who has come back to life... Such children are named "Babatunde, Iyabo." Etc

Blessedmercy8:
Tampons don't do jack for people with heavy flow. It stains badly cos once it's soaked, it begins to squeeze out blood when you move causing more stain.

I use it with diaper that I cut and shape like pads and take it out under 30mins before it ruins my sanitaries.

Non of these things work well again. So for the past 6 years now, Iv been using diapers. Just cut out the elastic sides, the top and bottom. Then cut it into two unequal parts. Use the long one when going out and the shorter one at home. No qualms.

To reduce heavy flow, avoid garlic towards your menstrual cycle.

Avoid felvin. One of the major causes of my heavy flow cos I used it to treat cramps.

Take Ibuprofen or levofem for reduced flow. That's what I use these days. I can't wait for menopause, make person rest abeg.

If I am not asking for much, please can you post a picture of an already cut diaper ready for use?It will be well appreciated!

Chidi2022:
My dear, go and try baby diaper for heavy flow, then come back and tell me thank you....

How is the baby diaper used?