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itsme01:



James Faleke tell the envious idiots Tinubu is trying to save with a New Nigeria using New Lagos template

BAT2023 is unstoppable,

*Mkpuru Mniri youths should go and enter lagoon

*PDP paid online anti Tinubu propagandists can keep on wailing where Tinubu locked PDP's useless destiny at wadata plaza

*The religious bigot who feels a Yoruba man isn't qualified despite all achievements in National Politics because he is a Muslim, should remember he made a Christian Vice President and paid for his campaign, his wife is a redeem Christian assistant pastor and his daughter in law is an ibo

*****You claim to hate Tinubu but love BRT with air-conditioning system and mobile hotspot and charging port.... You are simply mad****

*****You finished from your village state university and rush to Tinubu's Lagos because it has lowest unemployment rate, highest salary yet hide somewhere to abuse the master planner ... You are damn sick go back to your village state*****

*****You enjoy calling 112 LASERMA EMERGENCY when you have emergency, you like calling Lagos Rapid Response Squad when you are in distress yet .... You spill trash online? *****



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Hashabiah:
Lol...it might be true . Because the way Nigerian pastors dey cash out on prosperity teachings makes me wonder if indeed they will make heaven at last

osholanda:
Ibo man will never be president

Golan007:
Hope you told him the truth ?

He would never be a free man again.

caprini1:
Another overrated pounds sterling hunter, after some months ,he gets paid off some couple of millions of pounds.

Man United,s problem is the players not the many coaches,the players just needs to man up and stop acting like movie stars.

HitRun:


After all this hyping and he come fu(kup nko?

How CR7 wan play pressing game at him age? Na 30mins per game go gum CR7 for d rest of d season be dat.

High beneficiaries: Lingard, Sancho, Rashford, Fred, Shaw, Wanb_Bisaka and Greenwood
Beneficiaries: Fernandes, Martial, Pogba, Varane, and McTom.

Strugglers: CR7, Matic, V.D.Beek, Lindelof, Macguire, and Cavani

DubaiLandLord1:
I can still remember when some South Africans dey always complain about Nigerians selling drugs in SA, some Nigerians were supporting the drug sellers and blaming South Africans for buying the drugs.


You are spilling out the truth bro.

What you're seeing sitting down, if someone like koondog climb the Burj khalifa, he won't still see what you're seeing.

I see this getting more worst in the South East. I doubt NDLEA can nip this in the bud.

Okay Okoro

Make una no just com flood Yoruba land with it.

I see this MpuruMmiri madness getting worst in the east

This I have seen.

DubaiLandLord1:


I don dey see this meth for the street of the south west since 2009, and am sure it has been on the street of Lagos earlier than 2009.

Why this same meth com b like the new thing in town in the SE

Abi no b meth be Ice

hollah123:
keep quiet n stfu, useless zombie that has been programmed that his problem is from others.

U fool believe everyone is a politician, I don't vote n i don't like those politicians but na igbo overdo make me tilt towards buhari a little cos I see fulani n igbos as the same

2 self centered tribe who only care about themselves

BluntCrazeMan:
We're coming..
The analysis is not out yet.
Certificates of return not presented.
Aggrieved parties had not headed to the Tribunal yet.
..
Nothing is done and dusted yet oo

NwaNimo1:
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ivolt:
Do you support Ipob or any other secessionist groups?

You are not in prison for it because you have not committed any actual crime.
Abaribe has repeatedly supported Ipob, defended them in interviews, and call for dialogue.
He is walking free because he has not committed any crime.

Until you or Abaribe decides to incite violence, buy guns for, or directly participate in a rebellious activity,
you are free men.

If you still disagree that Gumi has committed a crime, please provide the section of Nigerian law that criminalizes calling for amnesty for a terrorist group.

This isn't a defense of Gumi but the irrational call for his arrest for non-criminal activity.
Some of you guys who claim to hate government illegality advocate for it when the target is
someone you hate.

temitope27:
she is not Igbo, get sense

post=107464778:
The people have elected who they want to Rule them.
Let's move on to the Next one.
God bless Anambra State.
God bless Nigeria.

The best man that Anambrans want to rule them has been selected.

All the best to all sane, honest, law-abiding and hardworking Anambrans.


Stop typing rubbish.
The election is concluded.
Congratulations to the winner already.
A better Nigeria all around is all we want.
God bless Anambra State.
God bless Nigeria.

Meanwhile,
We said this before and we will say it again.
Truth is not bitter, just that some evil people are bitter to the truth.

About transparency in elections...
This can only happen because we have a President that makes everyone vote count, unlike what our darling country has been used to for 16 years of failure.



Good to see you guys know the kinda good man you've got as a President that you can even vouch for him.
Now, that is integrity at it's peak.
That is one of the things dad will be remembered for in this nation for many many years to come.


Let's give you more insight........


It is a always good and refreshing to see that we have a President who does not intervene in the rule of law.

From Corruption, down to politics, Our darling Daddy always allow the rule of law to take charge...

Memory lane........
Elections In Nigeria now,
There is no need to fear.
Why? Because the will of Nigerians will not be subverted. Never! A President once told us in this country that the coming polls would be do or die.
Not with President Buhari.
Fair is fair.
No foul play.
Under his watch, his political party, the All Progressives Congress (APC) has lost gubernatorial elections in Bayelsa(now twice), Oyo State, Edo State, Zamfara state and Anambra states.

At the last Council of States meeting, Gov Willie Obiano publicly registered his appreciation to President Buhari, for the level playing ground he made available during the election in his state. With do or die apostles, and a certain political party in power, such would never happen. Not with their garrison mentality. All states are territories that must be conquered, willy-nilly.

APC has won gubernatorial positions under Buhari in Kogi, Ondo and Edo states, (Now losing same Edo again) The victories were fair and square.
The party lost in Bayelsa (twice), Zamfara, Oyo, Anambra etc.
This President would never manipulate victory for anyone, not even his own party.
And you ask us not to trust him?
We will, and no mistake.


God bless our darling Daddy President Muhammadu Buhari.
God bless Nigeria.



Lol
Just 3 mins ago sir!
All of us @[b][/b] love you too.....
Let's share the love around!
Stay blessed Chairman!

That is one of the things dad will be remembered for in this nation for many many years to come.

Let us read from the comment of one of the sane, honest and hardworking Nairalander we have below...

slowice:
But you carry heavier things daily with a grin... Women sef

post=107450988:
The full details below for sane, honest Nairalanders.....

We made this post when Our Darling Bought the first sets of jets to tackle this.

God bless our darling Daddy for this good decision about these jets.
A man after God's heart.
If you like type a full lecture note for a semester.The monthly stipend you receive fir supporting this evil jihadist will be gone come 2023 and you will go back to hawking in the street.It will not be well with you because you are wicked calling evil good.

Sane honest and hardworking Nigerians,
Do not be surprised to still see some online miscreants wail on this very good thing for our beloved country.
Any positive and good news always make dem wail and cry till they quench.
If it is news about terrorists bombing innocent Nigerians now, you will see those swines happy, laughing and making fun.
Awon werey 100%
Anyways, there tears is our happiness.
The evil, Blood, tears and sorrow they always pray to read about our darling nation will be at their doorsteps soon.

Kala kan tins

Cc : Vedaxcool

How the money meant for this same thing was spent and shared by PDP. the party of evil and corruption below.
God punish each and every politicians that have looted from our national treasury, no matter the party they are...

Sane members of Nairaland,
Here you have it.........


May all politicians that have stolen from our national treasury never end well in life, along with those supporting them.....no matter the party they are.

Some Bunch of foolish hypocrites,
never do well in life, swines supporting the evil party that took our country 100 years back and coming back to curse, insult and castigate sane , honest and hardworking Nigerians that voted their criminals out of power.

For anyone that has insulted over 15 million Nigerians that voted out PDP, may you never end well in life.

Only those of you that respect our votes and political affiliation as we respect your votes and choice will escape this wrath.

Some ignoramus will never see where and how they hurl insults on Sane and reasonable members here on a daily basis,
but they will quickly jump at such members post when they reply 1% of such insult.
Shaking upadan like a hen beaten by rain!
Bunch of hypocrites.

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Sane, honest and hardworking Nigerians got tired of the way our country was heading to destruction at the speed of light back in.2015.
The first time in the history of our country that an incumbent president lost an election despite the BILLIONS OF DOLLARS they wasted.
Just one of them (opolo eyes) bought jewelries worth $40 Million dollars, money that could have changed the lives of all the poor people lives in your village, towns and cities for the very best.
And you are here castigating us for voting such criminals out of power?
Shame on you and your ilks, supporters of criminals!!

The greatest tragedy that can befall a nation is for her citizens to suffer collective amnesia.
We believe you and PDP believes Nigerians have short memories.
For those who may have forgotten,
kindly joggle your memories with the following words on marble and you will agree with us that what happened in our country before 2015 was nothing but gathering of rogues.
Happy reading:

1. I acted based on Jonathan's instruction - Dasuki

2. I didn't give order - Jonathan

3. I collected 350M from Dasuki for consultation - Iyorchia Ayu

4. I only collected $30,000 from Dasuki not N100m - Bode George

5. I got N4.6b from Dasuki for spiritual purposes - Bafarawa

6. I got N650M from Dasuki for my Abuja burnt office - Thisday Obaigbena.

7. I got N2.1b from Dasuki for publicity - Dokpesi

8. I got another N100m from Yuguda he didn't tell me from where - Bafarawa.

9. I gave N100m each to Odili, Jim Nwobodo Bode George and others - Yuguda

10. The president asked me to change N10B to foreign currency for PDP delegates - Dasuki

11. My boss asked me to get $11M from the CBN - Dasuki's account officer.

12. I got order from above to pay Tompolo N13B for Maritime university land. - Nimasa DG.

13. 950m was shared in my house -- Shekarau

With all this looting and many more revealed, some people are still shouting no sign of change yet, they even say it's political persecution.

But I believe, it is the right thing to do. 
If you believe too, send this to other people to garner more support for the fight against corruption and looting in our nation. There must be consequences for such crimes otherwise Nigeria will not develop.

WHERE ARE THE #WAILERS? 
"Over 20 billion dollars unremitted to the Federation account, and if nothing is done by 2015 upward, Nigeria will know what economic crisis is"
*~ Emir Sanusi Lamido Sanusi*

"Whoever wins 2015 will NEVER find it easy to govern. Over 30 trillion is mismanaged, unaccounted for or missing under Jonathan."
*~ Prof Charles Soludo*

"Our reserve is depleted and our savings are squandered. Our nation is in trouble."
*~ Dr Oby Ezekwesili.*

"For seven months, NNPC did not remit any money into federation account. When I called as a sitting governor and major oil producing state, Deziani Alison Madueke refused to pick my calls."
*~ Godswill Akpabio*

"I told them to save ahead of eventualities but Jonathan had no political will to do so and this is the reason why we are in crisis, because we squandered our boom."
*~ Okonjo Iweala*

"Okonjo-Iweala, Sanusi urged us to save but we state Governors refused to save for the unseen future during the tenure of Goodluck Jonathan, despite warning from economic experts."
*~ Peter Obi*

"Jonathan is a blessed ATM machine that doesn't have secret pin number"
*~ Bala Mohammed*

* Tompolo was paid 13Billion.!
* Ex-CDS,Alex Badeh dug a pit toilet to hide $32m.
* Patience Jonathan is claiming $31m, she has sued the Nigerian state.
* Femi Fani-Kayode took 740M.
* Dasuki used trucks to load over $35B from the CBN.
* Olisa Metuh took 400M.
* Aziboala, GEJ's cousin took 6B naira.
* Nenadi Usman took 3.5B naira.
* Fayose took 3B naira.
* Obanikoro took 4Billion naira.
* Olu Falae took 100M naira.
* Tony Anenih - 400M naira.
* Oritsejafor - $35M 
* Former Air Chief Amosu - 2Billion naira.
* Lucky Igbinedion-16B naira.
*Bode-George and Dabo -100B naira
* Jolly Nyame-2.4B naira.
* Joshua Dariye-700M naira.
*Nyesom Wike stole #4b.
* Diezzani with $20 billion missing oil money? 
15 billon dollars missing from arms fund, 10 billion naria, converted to dollars and given as gift to delegates of PDP Nation convention, Bafarawa collected 3 billion for spiritual purposes , 12. 7 billon naria for deceased NEPA staff grew wings and disappeared, 20 billion dollars missing from NNPC accounts, 23 billon naira as bribe to INEC staffs to rig the general election. The list is endless. They only left what they can't carry or unable to lay their hands on.
The list continues.....
Recession didn't just happen, people looted Nigeria into RECESSION happening.

God bless our darling President Muhammadu Buhari.
God bless all sane, hardworking Nigerians.
Slow and steady we will get there.
Nigeria will be great again in our lifetime.
God bless Nigeria.

IT COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE!!
Many of these wailers would have been eating from the dustbin by now with long neck like ostriches!

Buhari is going into his 6th year as a President, and he and his Vice have not even purchased a single bicycle for themselves, while a certain President and Vice President went on to established private universities when they were in power, while all the federal universities all over Nigeria was on strike!!
God punish you all castigating millions of people that voted out such evil men, if you refused to stay in your lane.
You can quote this post , so Nairalanders can know who you are!



AMEN AMEN AMEN.


How come we are just seeing this?
Lol ,
We are with STARBOY come 2023.
Politics is never our thingy
A New and Better Nigeria is all we want.

Number2:
We found it in our sitting room. I am still wondering till today how it got there.

I'm suspecting that it is a cobra because it raised it head like one ready to attack, before I struck it with a wood.

Ulunne777:
Reading through,her death seems like planned suicide."Look out for their dogs"! .More like a dying wish.

She looks too old too for a 33 yr old.

Rip anyway

GindoX:
What kind of description is this? Dem no dey change gown?

Zandena:
Hatred and sentiment has becloud your sense of reasoning and your education has failed you completely! try and apologise to your father (if he's also not a thief) for wasting his resources in the name of school fees.
If your skull is not empty and you are not suffering from brain diarrhoea and you are not mentally, morally and spiritually imbalance, you can't look the other way when there is search warrant issued by competent court of jurisdiction and the suspect wants to be bigger than the law which she sworn to upheld.

Psoul:
This breaks my heart as I read through it with lots of imaginations.
If this was truly an accident, I imagine how the woman would have felt immediately they plunged into the lake.
She may have bn pushed, first by the mother to child love instinct to try reach out to her toddler to rescue her even knowing that will be impossible.
The will struggle to stay alive, but no way.
The little baby will just keep drawing the water from both mouth and nostrils into her lungs until the air their will be replaced with water.
Chaiiiii....poor pregnant woman and her toddler.
3 beautiful souls.

Well, the better side of it is that the trauma will be far reduced from the husband.
It's better you know that your family member is dead than missing.
Any face you see on the street will look like the missing person.
You will perpetually be thinking weda the person is dead or still alive somewhere.
Will you get to meet him/her any day.
This is a very serious trauma.

Sirjamo:
How many Christian have been killed by Boko Haram compare to Muslims?

You and your bigot elders have Akamu brain.


Dapchi girls are Christians?


Kankara boys are Christians?


Thousands of people being killed in North West are Christians?


Your religion bigotry and ethnic jingoism will destroy you.

ikdaddy01:
Ask them...Why are they not integrating NIN with Voters card.
Its already linked with every other platform, from Sim, to Drivers licence, to Int passport, bank records, even Jamb.
Why on earth is Voters card left out.

siofra:
Yet they will say Nigerian women are the most unfaithful in the world. Why won't they cheat, when the men will not allow them be?

RobbStark:
Just imagine Man Utd playing boys and they can't get results.
What will now happen when they start playing men.

Man Utd is finished.
They are the only team yet to play any big side.

As for me a gunner, I love the work Ole is doing. Tapping Penaldo will win him the league n champions League.

From all of us here in PH City, we say
OLE INNNNNN

Hangmnk:
We will destroy Alcohol and enjoy VAT you can't do anything about it. Yep! seriously I meant it, you can't. The world is not just. Just predator and prey.

vedaxcool:
But GEJ paid for the bridge? A bridge he couldn't build in high oil prices and "best" economy.
Lol hateful ipob terrorists are just PDP slaves trying to restore their looting kingdom. This bridge was promised for 16 years.

51 trillion naira could not build the bridge.

Iamagoodgirll:
So I came across this post in a group

NL guys have you experienced this?, also share your view.

I NEED ADVAISE FROM A MALE READERS:

And no, my story is not made up. It’s for real, actually very real. I am a top executive of a very successful conglomerate my father founded. I resumed the job early this year when I returned from the U.K after completing my MBA.
As a result of my job, I usually find myself frequenting places I ordinarily wouldn’t want to- Ikoyi club, society weddings, conferences, etc. I’m a geek for the most part, and something of a recluse. I would rather stay in my house at the end of day and watch TV. When I became Deputy CEO of the company, I realized that I had to start hanging out at these places to build a social circle, mostly for business reasons. I am not a very sociable person, but with the help of my more outgoing cousins, I have been able to build a pretty decent network of Lagos ‘big boys’ between January when I returned and now.

During a conference in Lagos this year, I was approached by a young lady banker. She was working in the Marketing department at one of these banks, She’s pretty young- about 7 years my junior. I’m 28; this lady is about 21. You know how young these graduates are these days.

Anyway, she walked up to me and started persuading me to consider opening up a bank account with her bank and told me all the benefits of the account, etc. She looked so innocent and desperate, and practically begged me for an opportunity to see me again so that she could convince me. I ended up giving her my complimentary card. I usually don’t just give out my card like that, but I did.
Three days later, when I was hanging out with my new-found friends and my cousins at a bar at one of the Hotels on the Island during the early evening, this girl called me and reminded me who she was. She said she really needed me to open an account, and that she was eager to convince me on why I needed to open an account. My friends noticed I was talking to a girl on the phone. You know how guys are; they teased me and asked me to just play around with her and invite her for drinks.
I asked her to come over to the Hotel, and surprisingly, she said she would be there in 20 minutes. The branch she worked in is on the Island, so she apparently took a Bike and came to meet us. This was about 6pm. The girl came, and my friends all saw her. They smiled and talked among themselves in hush tones, and I talked briefly with her for like 5 minutes and told her I would make a decision on banking with her or not. She was desperate from what I could see, and she was eager to get my account.

When she left, my friends all laughed mischievously and told me in plain terms that I had to sleep with the girl. They went on talking about how all these bank marketers sleep with different men before getting deposits, and insisted that I must not be any different. Now, I’m not a virgin; I’ve had my own fair share of sex in the past, but I’ve never been one to take advantage of a girl. I knew she was desperate as she had a target to meet up to, or something of the sort. But when you’re a guy hanging out with guys, it’s pretty difficult to be the odd one out. All my friends made me promise that I’d sleep with the girl. I promised; I didn’t want to look like some geek. And I’m really trying to feel among these guys.

To cut a long story short, two days later, when I was in my office, this girl called me and tried persuading me to bank with her. As she was talking to me on phone, I asked her jokingly: “What are you willing to do in order for me to open an account with you?”

She hesitated and then she told me: “Anything you want sir.”

Gbam! That was my cue. I asked her to meet me at one hotel for drinks later that evening. I asked my PA to book a room for me at the Hotel. She came to meet me. We had drinks, we chatted. She told me that her bosses had ordered her to deliver N10million to the bank that month, and that so far, she hadn’t gotten anything. Her job was on the line, and she had only just started working there 3 weeks before. I asked her to follow me to the room. She did. I slept with her.

Surprisingly, it turns out she was doing it for the first time. She was actually a Virgin. The bed sheet was stained with her blood and all that stuff, and I was just amazed. I thought being a marketer and all, that she would have been sampled many times. But no, she was a virgin. When we finished, she was shy of looking at me in the eye. We didn’t talk much. I gave her money for a Taxi, and gave her the name of the Finance director of the subsidiary I am in charge of. I asked her to meet him the following day to open up a corporate account. I instructed the guy to open up an account worth a few hundreds of millions- probably enough to meet her target for the next 2 years if there is such a thing in commercial banking circles. I don’t know how these banks work.

Anyway, she called me and thanked me profusely for saving her job. My friends now know I have slept with her, and I have solidified my place among them as a ‘bad’ guy.

The issue is this: I haven’t been able to stop thinking about her. It’s been like six weeks now. I haven’t called her since then, even though she keeps sending me text messages asking after my wellbeing and thanking me for banking with her. She deals directly with my Finance guy so we don’t talk money ever. But I think about her every day. I think I actually have feelings for her, and the idea that I was her first makes me feel like she should belong to me. I’ve never been a Lady’s first. I’m actually going crazy with thoughts about this girl.

Am I crazy? Should I call her up and ask her out? How would that feel? How would she react? Also, considering that my friends all see her as the bank ‘LovePeddler’ would it be a good idea to still ask her out? How will my friends see me? I’m not looking for sex from her; I’m looking for something real, something intimate. I want something that’d last- probably forever.

I’ve never felt this way about any other lady in a really really long time. What should I do?

Emu4life:
Did you do the Headcount Sir?

Lovenorth:
Who told you that South is not for us?

Idamond:
why not take you cows to Ghana or USA to feed them on there Land and tell them this shit..

very soon the north won't benefit anything again from the south the way they do before and definitely they will be the ones shouting we need division and the south will say no we're one