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CelebritiesRe: Kiki Osinbajo Rocks Agbada To 'Merry Men' Premiere, Ebuka And AY React by Celsony: 1:54pm On Sep 27, 2018
gaby:
Wow...me likey....

Cute girl in a rude way....

We wey be Pastor Children na so we see the matter lol....

Anti-conformists...

Let's not also forget to make the young man who climbed the mast to protest the institutional and economic rot in the Nigerian system with his friends trend too. I read they were arraigned today in court for protesting peacefully.
#freeilyasu
Nawao, so they arraigned the innocent guy for protesting peaceful. This govt has not only failed on its campaign promises, it has successfully trampled on the rights of it citizens.
LiteratureRe: Chimamanda Adichie Says It's Wrong To Use Feminism As An Excuse To Insult A Man by Celsony: 8:44am On Sep 25, 2018
gaby:
Aunty Chi, this might just be coming a little tad too late I'm afraid. Your retinue of converts and staunch adherents have taken your initial gospel, hook, line and sinker. I am very sure they won't be reading this from you because they are already in flight and at an altitude impossible to make a detour from.

Such is the weight carried by words uttered or endorsed by a world-renowned figure as you are, to whom a lot of people look up to.

You could be more mindful of your choice of words and how you express your views as they are sure to be influential because they can get taken literally by many who are susceptible to misconstruing what your original intentions are.

Enjoy my siggy
Well said Gaby, her comment now is too little too late.
LiteratureRe: Kanu: The Journal Of A Rogue by Celsony: 8:37pm On Sep 20, 2018
LarrySun:
This didn't make sense to me. If Tony was a Scarecrow, then he belonged in the same cult group with Pain. If that was truly the case, then he shouldn't have saved me. But he did. Why? I didn't need to ask the question out because he already saw the question in my eyes.

"I'm a Scarecrow," he repeated. "But I'm not a terrible cultist. I'm not saying I'm a saint; I've done a lot of things I'm not proud of. I've lied, I've stolen, I've killed. Before you begin to judge me, you should know that I killed when it was absolutely necessary. I had to save my own life. If I had not killed my adversary, I would have been killed. It was a tough choice to make but I chose to stay alive, no matter what it might cost me. Now listen, Kanu, there is no crossing back this path you're planning to cross. If you kill a man, you can't undo it. You will be branded a killer forever. All the perfumes of India would not cover the smell of that sin. No water will be enough to wash your hands clean. However, it gets only bad with the first killing. The more you kill, the easier it gets. This path of revenge you're planning to tread should be given a deep thought. I can only advise you."

"Won't you stop me from planning to kill your cult members?"

"Why should I? You're doing exactly what I would have done in your situation. I'm a just person. I admit that Pain isn't a person fit to live. It is forbidden for Crows to attack each other lest I would have killed him myself a long time ago. He's abusing his power. People are afraid of him, but not me, no one scares me. He attained that high rank by committing the unthinkable crime. He killed his parents and brought their heads to our coven. All because he wanted to be ranked. Calling Pain a beast is an insult to beasts. If you are the person who would put him down, then I'm not going to stop you. I didn't save you so that you could avenge your girlfriend's death. Well, that's not entirely why I saved you. I saved you because you were being treated unjustly. If any Crow knows that I'm doing this, I would be de-Crowed and brutally killed. I have to be careful. That's why I brought you to this quiet place. This is my great-grandfather's uncle's cousin's house. No one knows about this place."

"What is the relationship between Scarecrow and Southpaw?"

"These two are sworn enemies. We kill each other in multitude. A Crow and a Paw cannot stay in the same room; it's either one leaves the room for the other or they kill each other."

"Then why haven't a Southpaw killed Pain."

"Didn't you hear me before? Pain is a ranked Crow. It's very hard for him to be killed."

"I don't see anything hard in walking up to him and shooting him point-blank."

Tony smiled at me. "That's what a civilian cultist would do. Then again, no civilian cultist must dare it. They would be wiped off entirely. Did you read about the 2008 federal massacre? All the members of Nacet were killed in all the schools around the country. A drunk Naceter mistakenly stabbed a ranked Paw; all the members of Nacet paid dearly with their lives. We even joined in the killing, it was fun. But Scarecrow and Southpaw, they have class. We don't kill each other that way. If any ranked member of either cult must be killed, a herald would be sent to deliver a message of doom."

"A herald? How is that done?"

"If a ranked member of Scarecrow would be killed by the Southpaws, a lower ranked Paw would carry a scarecrow to the territory of the Crows and set the effigy ablaze. In the same vein, if a ranked member of Southpaw would be killed by the Scarecrows, a lower ranked Crow would take the left hand of a mannequin to the territory of the Paws and stab the hand to the ground. This has never happened in a long time because it always ends in disaster."

"Well, I'm not a Southpaw or a Scarecrow. I am Kanu and I am going to kill Pain and those bastards who raped my Jumai. To hell with ranks."

Tony stared at me, smiled broadly again and said, "Good luck with that. I will render my assistance anyway I can. Killing Pain will be doing a lot of people a great favour."
Thanks for the update boss.
Technology MarketRe: We replace Your Laptop Screen At Reduced Rate In Lagos by Celsony: 11:35pm On Sep 16, 2018
sotall:
Happy Sunday
my laptop battery has suddenly starts going off when it reach 44%. this is due to the frequent hibernation I use to leave it.
any solution?
PoliticsRe: Buhari Appoints Zainab Ahmed As Finance Minister, Accepts Adeosun's Resignation by Celsony: 8:55am On Sep 15, 2018
gaby:
I said it here https://www.nairaland.com/4733516/kemi-adeosun-resigns-over-nysc/1#71192408

I'm beginning to read bubu my guy the way I read and predict my cockk...
I read it there and it has come to pass. we can only write the wrongs of 2015 next year.
God see us next year.
LiteratureRe: Kanu: The Journal Of A Rogue by Celsony: 2:20pm On Sep 14, 2018
nice and intriguing story sir, even from the start. keep it coming. God bless your works.
LiteratureRe: Black Maria by Celsony: 11:50pm On Aug 18, 2018
LarrySun:
Today marks the exact day Peter Black's mother died 38 years ago.

May her gentle soul continue to rest in peace.
AMEEN.
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NYSCRe: Corpers Taking Selfie At Taraba River Before Drowning (Photos) by Celsony: 12:07pm On Aug 12, 2018
ellalina:
What kind of lie is this That is river wonderful in kafanchan Why are bloggers like this
I tire o, no be river wonderful be that for madakiya road. bloggers and lie be 5 & 6
LiteratureRe: Black Maria by Celsony: 3:36pm On Aug 07, 2018
LarrySun:
Good evening, guys. How have you been? I have been very busy with freelance job. That is what has really been putting food on my table. Please don't blame me too much (covers face). This work (Book One) is 95% done. I will be dropping the updates very soon, for Let The Guns Speak is coming up immediately after. I don't want to keep you guys waiting like this, that is why I took my time to finish this one. This one is Action. Those who have read Kanu: The Journal of a Rogue may relate, but believe me, the actions in Kanu are not even close to Let The Guns Speak.

But let's conclude Black Maria first. Thanks for your patience with me. I hate myself for being so inconsistent. Phew! It's been almost a month since I last updated.
no hard feelings bro, welcome back from exile.
thanks for the update
PhonesRe: Google Rolls Out Free Wi-fi In Nigeria's City Of Onitsha & Others by Celsony: 11:26pm On Jul 27, 2018
Princeofnigeria:
Lol nothing works in this godforsaken country watch out now till 2019 it's gonna be a thing of the past.


I pray this project fails.

If you doubt me how far about freebasics?
I try accessing that freebasics but it cudnt connect, I was surprised.
Science/TechnologyRe: Blood Moon Thread (Live Updates: Pictures & Videos) by Celsony: 10:47pm On Jul 27, 2018
johnstar:
Finally saw it, but cloud dey block am sha
Shey na star dey shine beside am ni??
That star no get chill at all, e no dey blink at all
Science/TechnologyRe: Blood Moon Thread (Live Updates: Pictures & Videos) by Celsony: 10:28pm On Jul 27, 2018
update from Kafanchan (Southern Kaduna, Kaduna State).

AdvertsRe: Upwork Account Approval, Proposal Tips & Profile Revamp Guides by Celsony: 12:58pm On Jul 26, 2018
emmdam:
Available for enquiries.
Pls can you help me setup an upwork accounthuh
AdvertsRe: Upwork Account Approval, Proposal Tips & Profile Revamp Guides by Celsony: 3:19pm On Jul 25, 2018
pls I want to create an upwork account? what do I need ??
EducationRe: Top Great Psychological Tricks We Should All Learn by Celsony: 5:19pm On Jul 23, 2018
[quote author=Shukusheka post=69573225]16. Make someone feel insecure by looking at their hairline when they speak. quote[/]


I agree with this one 100%
I hate it when one does that too...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Appy Now: Graduate Customer Service Officer At British Council Nigeria by Celsony: 2:45pm On Jul 21, 2018
jibs4lv:
Your price lists is too good to be true, maybe am a douting Thomas anyway!
you just say my mind...
TravelRe: The Nigeria Air Logo Was Designed By FROM6, A Company Based In Bahrain (photos) by Celsony: 12:48pm On Jul 20, 2018
Horus:
Where are the Nigerian advertising agencies?
And they claim to be promoting buy made in Nigeria product, na common logo them carry go outside Nigeria to design.
it is a shame on this administration.
EducationRe: Is It Possible TO Graduate From A University Without A Singe Carry Over (C.O)? by Celsony: 10:40am On Jul 11, 2018
mespusinglez:
N'landers is it possible?
To Finish Without Registering even a one Carry Over?
VERY MUCH POSSIBLE
just set your priorities right and you will graduate with not only c.o, but a better cgpa.
start your reading immediately school resume s every semester.
WebmastersRe: Guys, I'm Thinking Of Going Into Blogging Out Of Serious Boredom? by Celsony: 8:51am On Jul 10, 2018
Phoenix212:
Go and learn about Forex trading. U L thank me leta
how long HV u been into forex sir, I paid to learn it some years back, but I HV not been practicing due to one reason or the other.
CrimeRe: Wicked World: Scary Charm For A Wedding Gift by Celsony: 8:31am On Jul 09, 2018
emeijeh:
Una no dey take ear hear "pastor" make Una no criticise dem?!
Haba?!


Someone please help me with that cho-cho-cho-cho-cho meme grin
CHO CHO CHO

CrimeRe: Wicked World: Scary Charm For A Wedding Gift by Celsony: 8:27am On Jul 09, 2018
emeijeh:
Una no dey take ear hear "pastor" make Una no criticise dem?!
Haba?!


Someone please help me with that cho-cho-cho-cho-cho meme grin
CHO CHO CHO
HealthRe: Help. The Vitiligo Spreading On My Lips Is Making Me Suicidal (pics) by Celsony: 8:21pm On Jul 05, 2018
Guy i can relate with the feeling and depression associated with this vitiligo of a thing.
It makes one lose his total confidence, mine is on my head (scalp), my back and pubic region, it started in 2012, and uptil today, it is still on my scalp, back, etc. I never barbed a skin cut since it started back then in 2012 till today. This picture attached was taken today before i went for my POP.

cc
Emmybriann

HealthRe: Help. The Vitiligo Spreading On My Lips Is Making Me Suicidal (pics) by Celsony: 8:17pm On Jul 05, 2018
Emmybriann:
If u choose to commit suicide over the patch on ur lips,then I wonder what I should do over mine,u will be fine,remember this,the more utry to hide it,the more it shows,get comfortable, vitiligo is not death sentence, it can be managed,cheer up
thanks baba for telling him the truth, mine is on my scalp since 2012 I started seeing it.
I will try and upload d picture
HealthRe: Help. The Vitiligo Spreading On My Lips Is Making Me Suicidal (pics) by Celsony: 8:16pm On Jul 05, 2018
Emmybriann:
If u choose to commit suicide over the patch on ur lips,then I wonder what I should do over mine,u will be fine,remember this,the more utry to hide it,the more it shows,get comfortable, vitiligo is not death sentence, it can be managed,cheer up
thanks baba for telling him the truth, mine is on my scalp since 2012 I started seeing it.
LiteratureRe: Happy Birthday, Larrysun. Click Here To Drop A HBD Wish For The Legendary Writer by Celsony: 9:03pm On Jul 01, 2018
LarrySun:
Thanks a lot.
Happy Birthday to you Mr. Larry God bless ur new age...
HealthRe: A Nairalander Needs Urgent Help On His Skin Rash And Solutions Necessary (pics) by Celsony: 2:20pm On Jul 01, 2018
moscow0147:
Bro that has to be scabies. Pm me now let’s have a chat I’m a dermatologist
for real? I also hv a skin condition that started in 2012 when I got admission into the University, and uptill now it haven't vanished. some parts of my skin has lighter color than the general skin color which is chocolate in color. my scalp is d worst hit, I hardly barb a low cut because of that, then at my back, and some few other dots of light color as against d chocolate color, I hv been to many hospitals, tried both traditional and modern medicine, all to no avail, from my little research online, I found out that it is something related to Dermatitis or vitilogo.
if u can help me out of this please...
Thanks...
HealthRe: A Nairalander Needs Urgent Help On His Skin Rash And Solutions Necessary (pics) by Celsony: 2:18pm On Jul 01, 2018
moscow0147:
Bro that has to be scabies. Pm me now let’s have a chat I’m a dermatologist
for real? I also hv a skin condition that started in 2012 when I got admission into the University, and uptill now it haven't vanished. some parts of my skin has lighter color than the general skin color which is chocolate in color. my scalp is d worst hit, I hardly barb a low cut because of that, then at my back, and some few other dots of light color as against d chocolate color, I hv been to many hospitals, tried both traditional and modern medicine, all to no avail, from my little research online, I found out that it is something related to Dermatitis or vitilogo
PhonesRe: Which Network Offers Best Night Plan? by Celsony: 7:39am On Jun 30, 2018
blingxx:
200naira is 1.5gb
how do I subscribe for d airtel night plan?
PhonesRe: Which Network Offers Best Night Plan? by Celsony: 7:36am On Jun 30, 2018
chicoMX:
let me help, Airtel offers #200 for 1.5gb. while MTN offers #500 for 1gb nite plan
how can I subscribe d airtel night plan?
HealthRe: FG Tasks Optometrists To Reduce Rate Of Avoidable Blindness by Celsony: 7:27am On Jun 30, 2018
sotall:
My brilliant friend who read Optometry in the University couldn't get a job anywhere, he now hawks eye glasses on the street. He has been doing this for like 10 years now and can't remember anything Opto not talk talk about metry again
Nawao, this is Nigeria according to Falz where everybody is a criminal. God help your friend

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