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Religion / Re: Jesus Never Wore Robe: A Preaching Against Men Who Wear Women's Clothing by chachanga: 12:50pm On Oct 30, 2019
akinade28:
So what did he now wear? Trousers abi?
We should only stick with king James
Brother, you need help ooo, you are using some Bible verses out of context.

Some guys think their only relevance is meant to come from looking for how to make things tougher for other Christians.

Far from the persecution of its standing days, in the midst of this age's many liberties and other freedoms, christianity alone appears to be fighting itself harder than its aggressors, sad!
Celebrities / Re: Having A Child Out Of Wedlock: Uriel Oputa Seeks Fans' Advice (Video) by chachanga: 12:18pm On Oct 30, 2019
Sanchez01:
We have a problem in this country and it is unfortunate that they youths are the problem. The average Nigerian youth is only interested in talking but not communicating! Like I don't really understand...

Uriel shared a concern via a video. The video is very touching and quite emotional. I expected someone to talk about her concerns along with the counsel she sought but typical Nigerian youths are busy going off point. Getting old isn't a crime and whether or not one is 30 doesn't imply you won't find happiness or get a man.

HER MUM IS DYING SLOWLY AND SHE FEELS TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE. LEFT TO HER, SHE'D WAIT BUT SHE FEARS HER MUM WON'T SHARE ANY CONNECTION WITH HER KID AS THE DISEASE (DEMENTIA) WOULD HAVE EATEN DEEP IF SHE DECIDES TO GO THE WAY OF LOVE BEFORE BIRTHING. Lobatan o and everyone is saying something different. Na wa o!

Cool, but I'm for her not doing it as per my earlier post.

A child isn't a commodity, bargaining chip or a palliative to be thrown in to the mix of our other human relations without our highest considerations for the child's feelings and highest good in itself especially these days where they internet never sleeps and the kid's sure to grow up to see that gist.

She's going thru so much but I'll advice she paces herself and bring that other tiny but loaded individual into the world just for the sake of loving it and helping it be the best it can be in this life.

Mama's gonna lose her mem soon anyways, so if you and your unique situation aren't ready for a baby yet, don't do it!

I might be wrong to some but being out of Naija and seeing how these Whites, whose societal comforts we do often covet, do things has actually mellowed some of my earlier notions as a continental African.

We don't own our babies, we owe them.

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Celebrities / Re: Having A Child Out Of Wedlock: Uriel Oputa Seeks Fans' Advice (Video) by chachanga: 12:09pm On Oct 30, 2019
Bringing a child to the world shouldn't be at the mercy of this as a factor.

Granted she's going through a lot but objectivity in decision making goes a long way in forestalling future self-doubts and regrets.

Decisions like that should be held up the highest altruistic ideals, not you getting a cum-bucket itch to please ur ma even when your body, your mindset, schedules and unique life situation might not be exactly ready to accommodate one rn. Shunt the "baby-popping machine" thoughts and be strong for your ma for now.

Love, personal desire to procreate, desire to relate with your own children etc...should be rank higher.
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Bought Herself The Four-Bedroom Duplex. It Was Not A Gift (Photos) by chachanga: 10:24am On Oct 28, 2019
generationz:
grin

I saw the promo on Instagram

They said with 1million naira you can get a duplex. I don't know how that's possible even in the spirit realm.


How do they expect mercy who doesn't have a steady job to pay the remaining cash?

So, many questions about this their promo.

She gotta double her hustle OR same bloggers gonna tear her to bits if her mortgage's late and her duplex gets repo'd.

I pray Ike meets up though

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Crime / Re: Lady Hits Man Repeatedly, He Punches Her Back Twice. See Reactions (Photos) by chachanga: 9:12pm On Oct 26, 2019
Datazone:

Urhobo girl wey like drink (rozay), be careful o. Make men nor come find you o. See how she released fast and successive punches yet you look the other way advising the guyman to even apologize. Don't train your sons to be weaklings o. I take God beg you

You're quite right. That kinda club crowd with peeps pushing on people, bumping into others etc, she goofed first with her Mortal Kombat combo shots.

She left no allowance for the fact that he also could've been pushed from behind. A stem first warning could've served except if she'd felt something specific like her arss being squeezed or something equally pathetic. Her friends and that crowd there would've equally stood up for her.

But now, we'll never know. And I'm praying she didn't get konked on one of her eyeballs. That'd be rather sad.

Promoting a "Never hit a lady" narrative to shield abusive, fight-hungry chicks is an irresponsible way of seeing the picture. I know a coupla military type chicks who'd beat the sh!t right outta many average dudes into hell on their bad hair days... They start their trouble, I run. Ladies ain't weak no more, guys should be gentlemanly. We should keep our hands off one another.

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Events / Re: Seyi Awolowo, Kiki Osinbajo, White Nigerian Hang Out Together by chachanga: 4:52pm On Oct 26, 2019
smile11s:
How can someone call himself white Nigerian?
His fake Caucasian head is paining him. undecided

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Politics / Re: Godwin Emefiele: Don’t Panic; No Nigerian Bank Is Distressed by chachanga: 6:53am On Oct 21, 2019
Why would any be?

With all the terrible deductions and surcharges made on customers and CBN anti-people/pro-Banks policies?!

They did her celebrating supernormal profits.
Education / Re: Crescent University Convocation Turns Violent; Parents Beat Journalist, Curse by chachanga: 10:05pm On Oct 19, 2019
Brainless insular Nigerians and victim shaming...

You couldn't accept her account because you wanted to hear the other side's, yet you could judge her guilty of some phantom sin as root cause for her predicament anyway?

Ya all potty. Best come outta ur Continent and see the world.

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Politics / Re: The Accident Victims Involving Obaseki’s Convoy (Graphic Photos) by chachanga: 9:52pm On Oct 19, 2019
What's the value of a Nigerian life really?
Politics / Re: Minimum Wage: Details Of New Adjustment Formula Agreed By FG, Labour by chachanga: 2:54pm On Oct 18, 2019
franchasng:
grin
In Nigeria, we have three types of people from the great tribe of Yoruba kingdom found in Southwest Nigeria, and they are:

1.) Yoruba Christians - very intelligent, classy and highly reasonable Yorubas, examples are: Papa Oyedepo, Daddy Adeboye, Adeyemi, Adefarasin, Osinbajo, Adesina, etc, etc

2.) Yoruba Muslims - very unstable, unreliable, unpredictable, bias, identity-less, confused, diabolical, tribalistic & hatred filled!

3.) Yoruba APC - very cunning, deceptive, unreasonable, hypocritical, diabolical, dangerous, Igbophobic, Buharidic, toxic, lack ideology & focus shocked

shocked grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: Evicted Bbnaija Housemate Isilomo Weigh In On Tacha And Mercy Fight by chachanga: 3:45pm On Sep 27, 2019
JasonScoolari:
Fellow Nigerians,


This is what we have become.

When contemplating the antics of slow-poke's become the preoccupation of a generation. undecided grin grin
Politics / Re: "Why Buhari Sacked Winifred Oyo-Ita As Head Of Civil Service" - Reno Omokri by chachanga: 12:53pm On Sep 19, 2019
Tolexander:
Though she saved her head by disgracing Buhari for bringing back Abdulrasheed Maina.
If Madam Oyo Ita has no flaws, she won’t be disgraced out by Buhari.

If the wall had had no crack, gecko wouldn’t enter into the wall to hide.

But what is happening of recent? Most of the southerners at the top are now being indicted in one way or the other and facing the brunts.
The northerners are worse and have done worse than these.
Fire on the mountain
Poor lady, the system cannot produce a saint, they all had their little secrets.

But "The Palace Purge of S.West elements, off Govt, amongst others" is already underway for those who can see what the Buharians are up to. And for those thinking that the North-S/West handshake that produced Buhari, at tremendous profit to Tinubu and his boys, will still birth anything good for the South West, they should think again.
If ever the unholy alliance of the Kaduna Midget (elrufai) and the N.Deltan Orangutan, Oshiomole, sees light of day and seizes power come 2023; S/West will rue the day they ever joined lots with the North.
Best thing is to free the North. Void all the zoning and vote competence, capacity, conscience and credibility.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Tension Rise Between South Africans And Foreigners (Video) by chachanga: 5:48pm On Sep 08, 2019
Area4Area:
Watching that video, it just looks like a typical bend down boutique market in Nigeria and you mean someone would leave Nigeria and go risk his life because of this type of job?

Good you're seeing beyond the smokescreen of lame lies the Southies tag and kill our peeps by. The Nigerians getting killed cheap and easy are mostly those out on the block tryna eck out a living.
It's a rugged life. Only thing they got going for them's the Rand: Naira exchange rate and possibly of getting out into Canada, US, Europe etc on faster, better terms than trying from Nigeria with virgin passports.

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Family / Re: Sa'adat Olajumoke Bakare: Missing Person Alert!!! (PHOTOS) by chachanga: 5:37pm On Sep 08, 2019
It's dumb fvck season as usual here with all the dumbos typing their usual sh!t.

What if she ain't at her bf's place? What if she ain't like y'all's moms and sisters?!

Think about that.

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Politics / Re: Video : Just In : President Buhari Arrived Abuja From Japan by chachanga: 4:50am On Sep 01, 2019
The flying doesn't make him less of a nomadic monkey, does it?

Did he change his transistor radio or has finally gotten him some good hearing aids?

Silly cvnts hyping crap.

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Education / Re: Elizabeth Kperrun ZenAfri, Mobile App Developer Featured On BBC by chachanga: 4:46am On Sep 01, 2019
Amazingman:
The tribalism in nairaland is bigger than racism in Antarctica

Don't let it bother you.

They're set in their small-minded ways.

Most are simply slimy cowards hiding behind their cheap phone typing bollocks they know there anonymity of Nairaland'll never let them get called out for.

Hence the total rancidity of this dump they channel their hate through.

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Travel / Re: ‘U.S. Tourists Pay $270 For Nigerian Visa, Not $180’ by chachanga: 7:16am On Aug 31, 2019
What other purpose, as a citizen, do you think the uselessly inept and parasitic Nigerian government have beyond crippling, hampering and sabotaging every prospect its struggling citizens have? tongue undecided
Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump Cancels Automatic Citizenship For Children Of US Citizens Born Abroad by chachanga: 7:00am On Aug 31, 2019
Odingo1:
That is not good idea, two American citizens having their child outside US, their child is supposed to be qualified automatically as US citizen if all evidence shows that they are the real owner of the child.

For foreigners giving birth in US, their child should wait till 18 years to qualify, that is the standard in EU.

Nigeria own is the most difficult one and need to amended since you cannot be a Nigerian unless if your parents or grandparents is a Nigerian.

Naija things are often needlessly costly, cumbersome and corruption-laden to process despite being inherently useless.

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Religion / Re: Seeing Visions Of Believers In Hell - Prince Gabriel Okocha by chachanga: 10:30am On Aug 18, 2019
Dem no dey see Abacha,, dem no see idi amin, na faithful Christians that served with all their hearts and lives with only a few flaws here and there which grace and mercy should have spoken for anyway.

God looks like a villain, the Word is projected as haphazard, unreliable and not there inerrant final authority, the whole Christian Pilgrim journey a painful gamble bound to end in losses.

Faiths get weakened, folks move by fear for a while and slack off, legalism tales over, religious creeds, dogmas and servility emerges dominant over revelational living, spiritual growth and true worship and pursuit of the life of God.

Who gains; the other side!

Well done Christians, well done!!

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Family / Re: U.S Mum Living In Saudi Loses Custody Of Her Daughter Because She's Too Western by chachanga: 9:20am On Aug 18, 2019
I blame her for going back. Both cultures are too alien to each other to mix peacefully.

They're there hypocritical greedy bums for always running here for asylum desire all their noise about worldliness.

Why not Tunisia, Algeria, Egypt etc? No, they cross into the EU, run to the UN base, get into the US, UK etc only to start bitching shortly after.

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Politics / Re: I Weep Over Women Marginalisation - Dr Ibijoke Sanwo-olu by chachanga: 6:41am On Aug 18, 2019
Who voted in the current women in power, foreigners or Nigerians?

Is it not the same Nigerian women who'd usually vote in men and guys over fellow women except where stipulations are sacrosanct and specifications explicit?

Women should cease being their sisters' killers while blaming men for every little one of their phuck-ups pls.

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Science/Technology / Re: Whales Caught In USA And Nigeria: The Difference (Photos) by chachanga: 8:51am On Jul 30, 2019
KfashionHubb:
Have you satdown one cool evening and ask yourselves, HOW THE BLACK MAN CAME ABOUT?

because Adam & Eve were both whites. Mohammed and buhdda were whites.

Who are we?

We're the originals, the source template from which your so-called whites mutated.

You and your gang liking your comment clearly need more education.
Politics / Re: Bala Mohammed Weds Natasha Mariana, His Lebanese 2nd Wife (Photos, Video) by chachanga: 8:11am On Jul 28, 2019
gaetano:
what the fúck is that? undecided

Nig. Alquaeda sleeper cell base maybe
Romance / Re: How Do You Feel When Your Lover Is Online But Not Chatting With You? by chachanga: 4:57pm On Jan 07, 2019
Give pple their space...

Didn't y'all grow up in homes where folks did their various biz and chores alone atimes?

Bring your A-game to your relationships and stop being an awaiting Monitoring Spirit!

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Politics / Re: Just In: NLC To Hold Nationwide Protest Tuesday, 8th Jan. 2019 by chachanga: 4:26pm On Jan 07, 2019
About time, about time...

Though it's still looking very much like NLC's part of the charade now with a sole function of grandstanding and delaying any meaningful action till after the elections when all hope would've been lost!

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Celebrities / Re: Bricks Manuel: 'Most Beautiful Girls Are Walking Corpses Because Of Yahoo Boys" by chachanga: 4:09pm On Jan 04, 2019
victorian:










smileyIt's well.
smiley

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Celebrities / Re: Bricks Manuel: 'Most Beautiful Girls Are Walking Corpses Because Of Yahoo Boys" by chachanga: 6:03am On Jan 04, 2019
victorian:







DIVINE APPOINTMENT MINISTRY BY Reverend Ben Eragbai.

He's a soldier for Christ


This Reverend is so confident. Have never seen a confident reverend since I started sourcing for deliverance in healing

And he teaches us to be confident in the God we serve.

He sometimes wear army uniform, that he's ready for warfare!

God will keep blessing him. For me.

God used him to restore me back!

Hmmmn, that one no bad
My own concern is simple
To find and marry good looking prayer warrior lady who sabi "fire prayers" to support my maritime and importing and exporting business this year
See as you dey on for like this, it's too much
What do you say cool
Politics / Re: Obasanjo: My Role In Nigerian Politics Is To Raise Alarm by chachanga: 5:55am On Jan 04, 2019
Alarm clock
Family / Re: Woman Disobeys Her Husband to Buy Land of 350k Yrs later See what happened to it by chachanga: 6:17pm On Jun 24, 2018
Our, other err-ermm, is calling you

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