hopefulLandlord:


After independence, in order to build a great nation, each country went to work. But in Nigeria, after independence, our people went to pray and fast. So, while we were praying, Malaysia came here and took our palm seedlings and built a great factory of it. While we were praying, Singapore went into investment in technology. While we were praying, India went into ICT. While we were praying, China went to massive industrialization. While we were shouting Allah Alakuba! UAE went into massive infrastructural development. While we were binding and casting Lucifer, Japan went into technological development. While we were speaking in tongues, Denmark went into education of her citizens. While we were mounting big speakers in our places of worship, USA was mounting man on the moon. After our prayers, God, being a wise God decided to reward us according to our labour. Since those that went into industrialization, technology, infrastructural development, ICT, education etc have been rewarded accordingly. It's only wise God rewards us with our efforts in prayers. That's why today, Nigerian pastors are competing in building the biggest churches. That's why there are more prayer houses and worship places than hospitals and schools. That's why people rush to prayer houses for medical and business solutions instead of hospitals. That's why we don't do business proposals before jumping into business since we are going to back it up with prayers. And when it collapse, we blame devil. That's why it's a sin to say anything negative about pastors and imams. That's why our pastors don't consider the opinion of engineers while building and blame devil when building collapse. That's why faith in God replaces building pillars and when it collapse we blame it on Lucifer. That's why our pastors are making sure they plant church branches instead of schools in every streets in Nigeria. That's why we always wait for gods to do that which ability to accomplish we already have in us. That's why we want our teachers to labour on earth and go to heaven for their rewards. Nigeria is a prayer loving, god fearing nation. Religion has taken the place of technology, infrastructure, education and all. When we are traveling, we ignore all the necessary road requirements, servicing of our vehicles and pray. And, once we pray, we can put a half fit vehicle on the road and blame our step mother or mother in law if anything goes wrong. That's why there are more people dying on our roads. Because, we pray and fast and leave everything to God when we have all we need to survive and build a nation....... I hope it made sense to you

Y'all sounding lame.

You keep blaming the consequences of a failed state on its religious institutions in the way Iran, Iraq, Yemen etc themselves wouldn't own up to.

Man, the church is now your problem?

What about tribalism, nepotism and the Blackman's inordinate propensities and attachments to cultural obsolescence in place of embracing the scientific process?

All the discoveries and inventions of the pre-Industrial Age, can you be fair to yourself and admit just how many of them are credited to practicing or professing Christians like Micheal Faraday, Isaac Newton & co?

Where are our own Faradays', Newtons' & co? Why not blame a government riddled by callousness, corporate myopia and corruption for not justifying the people's taxes by providing these structures in a visionary government of true progress?

The Church is your problem, what about Gowon, Abacha, Buhari, Bamaiyi brothers etc. So, Ibrahim Badamasi Babangida is not your patron saint, right? Man, you're full of bollocks!

While you might have raised valid points that ships caution all to balance, your obvious rage against Christianity taints your logic with stupefying childishness!

thesicilian:
The progress of one professional does not in any way hinder another.

Nigerian doctors feel otherwise

In fact, their dog-in-the-manger stunts should scare Satan himself

DanielsParker:
Mediocre

And they were shouting "monster specs, monster phone" upandan

Only to drop this midget

Even Kad Guvnor El-Rufai tall pass dis their midget specs nonsense

Elder001:


She's the owner of her body not you.

Her life, Her choice.

At 16, neither the constitution nor other socially acceptable behavior frameworks consider her an adult capable of making such choices and having that "life" you so glibly describe

She's not even to watch an 18+ movie unsupervised? Left to you, small children are too be left free to go furking for free anyhow, right?

In fact, which life? What bloody choice? What's you pple's deal with throwing shallow cliches around sef?

I would have asked to know your weed supplier for the sake of its 'Highness Value' but it's the "Stupid Content Only" in it that am afraid o

LordAdam:
And some say China and the rising Axis power (China+Russia+Iran+North Korea) are the good guys.

There are no good guys in international politics. A world without the Allieds leading will be a very different world where there'd be no respect for human rights or the environment.

If a Western company had done this, you can be sure they'd be investigated by their governments and fined appropriately. The media will make mincemeat of the company, and activists will target them. The Chinese will take no action.

Africa must realize there is no Santa Claus. Everything has a price. The African problem needs an African solution. We either get our act together or the Chinese will just continue where the Europeans stopped.

-Lord

It's surprising.

The extent of the average Nigerian's gullibility in these kinda matters is vexing

They don't realize the same Allieds, they're dissing now should've been negotiated with this time as equals' instead of them willingly but unwittingly forging new shackles of Indo-Chinese brass for their necks and bars of Arabian iron for their own hands

The future looks set to offer no freedom to the Blackman, since he won't reason for himself and he's refused to given himself well, to his own advantage

The Axials will offer you no Wakandan Dream, they will never see Blacks as anything else than plebes and inferior class

Wakanda my foot!

mikkyangel:


notavailble.......


however,hp folio intel core i7 with backlight will be in lagos,this week

Hope I get it for the same good price o

nothalfbaked:
There is one of 50k available, 160k, 230k, 265k, above 320k, depending on your budget. You can send me a message on whatsapp. My number is in the original post.

Is there nothing for 80-95 range?

I m mean like
core i5
500+ Gb HDD
4 - 6gb RAM
1 GB vRAM
Backlighting keyboard
etc etc

phazotron:



theres a hp probook 6560b with core i5, 320gb hdd and 8gb ram and a very good battery i will throw u for 65k.

dell inspiron n4110 with core i5, 320gb hdd 4gb ram with 3 hours battery and xtra brand new battery for 66k.

toshiba satellite l740 core i5 320gb hdd 6gb ram and 4 hours battery for 65k also.


all available. call or whatsapp 08101735087 if interested.

Hey old man, do you still have these? Or similar?

Lemme know so we WhatsApp

oluwashegunfunm:
Still selling , wholesale and retail

75k
Pay down?

*Hp elitebook 820.................85k...sold!!
-Intel corei5
-8gb ram
-Hard drive?

When will you have this

Can I get one next month?

chidiogo123:
we have core i5 with keyboard backlight at 95k. Have other laptops for a lower budget.

Ahhh, chairman

The specs and can you waybill to Abuja pls

md17:
Based on the bids so far, the price has been reduced to 85k or best offer ... If interested, send SMS only to 08154069203. Please do not call/send message by tomorrow, as a lot of people have shown interest already.

chidiogo123:
Have laptops for your budget. WhatsApp: 08172568455.

Is it likely I get this same specs from you for that same cool price range, to pick it, first week of June? I hope it's Core i5 with Keyboard Backlighting sha!

Since March?

Chief, let's buy this thing now?

57k, let's seal this deal abeg

Chai, since 1st February

Chief, let's buy this thing if you're really keen on selling

What about 85k

johnny1980:
Still available at 75k

What about N65k last price?

KratosCorp:


Rather than using the Common Wealth Forum to promote the positive ingenuity of many Nigerian youths, you chose to squander the global attention on their negative part. For what reason exactly?

As an ex head of state, and federal minister, how many northern youths did you give scholarships?

How many of them did you employ in your own business or other means of production?


Do you even have any sustainable means of production at 75?


Has there ever been any foundation or social intervention programme that can be attributed to your name?


The answer to all these questions is NO.


No wonder you cannot help but paint others black. You think it makes you look like a better person. That's why you keep complaining about everything and blaming everybody but never yourself.


I'm.not surprised though. Many of us knew that your rise would mean the decline of national reputation and opportunities.

I only hope that the 15 million deluded folks (less than 10% of the population) who brought you to undeserved power are enjoying the change now.

A man after my own heart.

The exact same antecedents I highlighted that earned me many a fights in his pre-election days

But aren't we right now?

bonarhyme:
I WANT MINE TO BE THIS WAY;
HARDWARE: MADE WITH DIAMONDS AS GLASSESS AND GOLDS AS CASING, 5.3 INCH SCREEN SIZE.
SOFTWARE: UTOPIA OS (COMBINATION OF ANDRIOD VERSION 100.2.5 AND IOS 111.1.2)
102 GB RAM
500.25 MHZ PROCESSING SPEED.
2500 MP FRONT AND REAR CAMERA.
20000Mili ampere battery.

IT CANT BREAK.
IT CAN FLY.
IT CAN WALK.
IT CAN SWIM.

.
It can text pull out money from the CBN and post into my account automatically.

Tytto:
My update was from 2015...

Hey, how're you

Pardon my kinda derailing your thought stream with my inquiries.

But, sincerely, could you bear to share your Christian literature ebooks stash?

Those lovely Kenneth Hagins, Copeland's etc. I don't mind how many you got to share.

If you have a Dropbox link or some other lovely download link to point me to, I won't mind.

Help a brother pls. I've just gotta get my hands on those babies, Thx

frenzyduchess:
Mention me there when you are ready

cool, bring your A-game as usual!

Abeg, make we continue our present gist line on the other acct. I pref that.

will post later in the day

frenzyduchess:
Why did you modify?,you forgot it's your real account?

Ahh, FD, ban no good for body!

This is the "BAN-Free" non-MOD disturbance acct; the other one, I can diss dem how I like but civility and good manners always fall my hands, in the end . I cannot come and turn into a pig just cos i wanna yab their hypocrisy anyhow too jarey.

Am finking of not derailing poor folks threads all over plus doing some short story pieces. Satire, humor, sci-fi & horror specifically (relationship/love/romance storylines are oft a bit punishing for me, i find it a bit heart-wrenching writing such sensitive stuff, I always get too absorbed in my storylines and end up abandoning ship, hope to get over that sha)!

What do you feel abt us going over to Literature or the Diaries section, where we could make entries building up to something one could read at a stretch, not just hopping folks threads here and there!
And, what would we be doing there? Am thinking of starting off with a 2017 NaijaZombie OutBreak piece anyway! Posts will be made from time to time, no pressure; times go dey, wen persin will def go AWOL but I hope it should be fun.

Lemme know ya thots, over&out!

frenzyduchess:
I thought I had lost you I can't hold back this tears of joy running down my cheek. I had given up hope of everything hearing from you again my knight.
Finally I can out the pieces of my broken together again

Ooohhhhh, myDear, myFair Angel of the Summer-Blooms
Little would you know that your locket lies only in my bosom, and no where else
And your picture fades almost from my steady gazes upon your visage, far into every night
Each night, seeing something more to like, something else to cherish
As each night differs from its other and all stars of the cosmos twinkle separately
As I cherish your dimples, your eyes, the crease of your brows, your cutely pert nose
I see again your lashes like swans in love nuzzling one another on the lake
And must I pontificate on the edges of your determined jawline?
As I'm lost trying to picture all the playfulness that must have graced your childhood
You lose me, myLove, in the pools of your eyes and I feel i could swim forever therein
Round and round, deeper and deeper, clearer and clearer, seeing myself in you!
------|||||||--------

How have you fared, my elegantly fair Dumpling?
I do hope you are not allowing your palace and welfare duties not to overburden you, for I do know you well, that you would not rest until the last soul in your care is comforted and comfortable. Y'know, your love and charitableness towards commoners and plebes amazes, you are a true born Queen indeed.

I went to the hell and back myself but found the only cord holding me fast to these realms, it turned out was not my noble-heartedness, neither my sense of Duty to my people and Empire, it was not my fairness to all men, great and small, but the enabling strength of your love and love alone.
i shall tell you of it presently, even of how I went through the Veil of Shadows and would have been gone to Saeon AfterLife without you, if not that I kept hearing you calling to me time and time again to return to you.
I was told I was brought back here through a Negrish Resurrection Chamber which accounted for change of my features but I have been assured that all such borrowed features shall pass soonest. In fact, I have recovered most of my features already.
My next missives to you shall be in full recovery of my strengths and far more surpassing wit because I have also absorbed some of their more positive Negrish features in the process.

You could not possibly know what your love has benefited me already,
I remain your Silver Knight

.....hmmmnn

RuggedArab:
Menh...... look at analysis! Even with the over 139k monthly before pension and tax, siblings don't ask money from me (infact they will want to give me), mom, very okay and will even give me which I always turn down (she packs plenty of food for me when I visit) and I can't still find my salary before 24th of every month?

Now, where is all the money going? All these karashika (slay queens) monitoring spirit girls? My V6 Avalon whip? abi the Aso Rock rats are eating my money? I can dash money sha.

..... And Mom will shout bring one girlfriend let's start from there and I am like what is she gonna eat? with this my peanut take home? Nah! It is also funny how family, friends and colleagues tell you their own quota for the whole marriage thingy and I'll be like you guys should convert the while sh!t to money and wire into my account..... because sure I'll receive alert of over 1.5mil. lol.

I raise my hand for the analyzers and all, it is not really easy. I wish I can cut down on some excess though but wouldn't it cause ulcer? lol.... the mouth don too wide jare. Me that is thinking of quitting my job because of the change compared to my experience and all.

Ladies, this thread is for you to encourage aspiring young men like me/us who are trying to get ''THERE'' and not to milk the little that is left of us. Encourage us, stand by us whether na 1 naira, 35k, 1 million or 30billion till we get where we are very comfortable. Is that too much for you all ladies to do?

Alot of you ladies praising the Original Poster will not still follow him just 1 out of 1,980. Let the truth be said.

Yeah, you'll most likely have to contend with the tastes and demands of the type of ladies you date anyway.

If all one reads on this forum is any reflection of how in Naij must be now, then you might have to go looking for a sweet, god-fearing, intelligent and ambitious diamond-in-the-rough to own and polish for yourself too. And pls remember, you don't majorly marry a woman for now but for the future. While everyone's shouting on the guy as per his prospects, he needs to be carefully weighing his prospective partner on her potential contributions to the union, his life and destiny.

You will need a lady who's able, and desirous of her own self, not only to help you plan what you have but to also ensure you have savings leftover to tackle other personal and family goals as time goes on. Just go with this formula "While, sometimes the "marry-able girls are not slays, most times the "slays" are not often directly 'marry-able'" and get the much-needed sagely and strategic wisdom to plan your way and make your choice for bliss, betterment and a great posterity.

Leave the aproka noise-making slays to later come and coo all over your wedding pics on social media. They're often good at regretfully bemoaning lost suitors especially when it's already too late and the guys now happily married to some other sweet chic 10x better than them who was willing to start small.

rheether:
I pity you cry

Haba, ur on another level nah ? Try doing your research very well before handing out pity to those who don't need it nah?

sonofoluku:


Pity urself biiiitch!!!!This guy is a very smart dude.Ive veen a fool.Ive been earning over 500k monthly since last year and spending it on biiiitchy slay hoookers like you.I wanna get a good girl and settle down too.Shut up biiiitch!

Everybody's entitled to their dreams, standards and idiosyncrasies as long as it they don't offend anyone with it; it's her opinion which I personally know to be very very off-base!

I know at least 4 other couples who did their wedding on this lowkey level and immediately relocated 2 to US and are still doing great, and 2 others to UK where one of the spouses got a Database Mgt job with Marks & Spencers, the other one went working for Arsenal, enough sef! AND THESE ARE COUSINS AND FAMILY FRIENDS o, all of whom started with not-too-much!

Where she missed it is "Ladies have to ensure that, while in the midst of eating dinners, getting tripped and, unfortunately getting screwed silly, that they are at least hooked to a man with potentials, prospects, plans and structures in place to get those plans working"! Most ladies keep getting recycled from hand2hand by guys who have one or two but not all of the above plus some present resources that get spent up in the course of relationship, yet they keep gold-digging upandan, to no avail, while knocking those who are busy starting small!

NB
And for all those busy disbelieving the OP, well, here are hints for you!
1. Living expenses in the cities and major metropolitan areas don't always add up to what you get in the suburbia. That's the truth anywhere in the world and I can assure you, humbly enough, av bn around a bit!

2. Economics of scale always come in to help further when you frequent local marts to shop in bulk, you keep tabs on cheap promos, discount sales and possibly, are a coupon gatherer like me.

3. Cost-cutting measures are more readily available in rural areas and townships than major cities; they're there for people who scout closely enough. Was in Nigeria last year and had enough time with my NASS bro.
While expecting his wifey to go shopping the popular Wuse market, the lady took her driver, one of the Tundras and headed out to someplace she called the Orange Market in Nassarawa state for her monthly foodstuffs shopping. They left in the morning, came back, late afternoon. I made inquiries, she started naming other markets, mostly outside Abuja city, and the fact that she prefers devoting just a day for her shopping because of the high influx of house guests, they entertain, who must be catered for; all other stuffs come in from the local Shoprites, Next Mall & co.
And they also told me people at those ends fare very well getting things cheaply plus government schools which they supplement with private lessons for their kids.
If these avenues are there, and people exploit them, they may actually be able to live below some figures which are gonna be quite outrageous to the rest of us.

4. One person's necessity may actually be considered a luxury, that can be dispensed with to free up much needed funds, by another person.

Dainikel:
Can't we really have representation of indigenes from each state? This inappropriate representation has made MBGN flawed, the Miss Nigeria contest is better at this area.

quite right.

seeing this from melbourne now and i get the feeling that something's up. either this is a pre-selected crew OR most all other tribe's ladies have disappeared from the fashion industry.

anyway, looks and poise wise, miss katsina,, adaeze ejims, does it for me.

LASSA SOUP

StarBukola:
Abeg that one yansh

And she think say she dey scope us abi?

crismark:
Chai!!! See lie...for Christ sakes stop lying.... Unn has its business admin faculty in its Enugu campus while all engineering departments re in its main campus at nsukka. So hw d hell re u going for lectures frm nsukka to Enugu everyday which is almost a 2 hour journey...
Sister u can lie ooo

chalk that up to her feeble attempts at achieving anonymity by jumbling up the facts of time and place.

The real issue is the morality and spirituality of her "funny" lifestyle thus far

Girl, it is wrong to cohabit like that. The man who eventually marriages you should get you for free, no bride price, no engagement things. It's just sad that we've got everything all jumbled up nowadays that boys don't feel secured anymore in these kinds of bethrothal arranegements without the involvement of sex yet in the process they over-use the lady so much she's considered spoilt-goods to anyone who's aware of her track record.

nurey:
It's because we refuse to care about others properties that's why we are where we are now.

If you refuse to do the right thing now damning the consequences very soon they will rope you and trap You into something you know nothing about.

Tell the man the anomalies you saw and let him fashion a way to investigate and catch the culprit, not because you want a promotion but because it's the right thing to do

Yeah, and i laughed at all the crumpets telling him to face front, myob, bla bla bla? That's why you later wanna stop helping people in anyway whatsoever when you realize all the naija peeps you try to help and mentor often go from "average stranded help-seeker" to "full-blown mof0 Judas-niggas" in no time !

Ladies run around keeping only guy friends because the aproko-jealousy-virus in their fellow "#slay-diva"-friends' brains nor go gree dem drink water remain cup; they end-up keeping guy-friends only to find most boys too are now forming half-man-bobrisky-type, dem nor loyal, nor get principle, no vision, sense, personal constitution or direction and of course, dey can't separate work from play or sensibly set and recognise boundaries. Eventually, you see the case replicated everywhere and you stop giving any furk at all whatsoever because you suspect that you can never, never know what to expect from the next guy around you. Nobody loyal anymore even if you just comot ya last card give dem now now, dat's why u go hear say boy donate kidney for fiance now now and she go still follow another man go dat same now-now!

He should furking plan their exposure, and strategically too! The paper-trail leads to him too, he. will be implicated when the thing blows. They made their choice when they started their sabotage runs and they're prolly furking too so na dem sabi wetin dem dey chop wey dey sweet dem

He owes that MD and his wife his job and presence in that environment, not those furkers so he should 'fess up to the Boss man instead of fearing them.

What if it's even a test being staged by management? If hin keep quiet, look the other way; na so hin go fail, fall-hand o! OP, beta start planning how to get dem red-handed without showing your hand.

HannahHitler:
step 1. call him.
2 ask him for a guys night out
buy him beer and pepper soup.
give him a nice olosho
then lastly, tell him "guy me and your sis don break up o"

take the beating in good faith.

when dey discharge you from hospital come to this post and remove her pictures because it's gross misconduct.

then buy me 3 bottles of Goldberg.

If dey kill am, na you o

persin wey break Bro-Code in pieces like dis

na soldier koboko dem go take flog am!