scrolldown88:
His manhood literarily lived on

His manhood didn't suffer power failure.

Naija illiterates don't read lol

With epidural delivery, pain's drastically cut, to almost zero.

I bet Naija's still talking no light in hospital Gens

Enilovesam:



Finally, the long waiting is over as WhatsApp releases the dark mode features they have been buzzing about for the past months.

The new feature has been in the news for months and it has been number thing on all user’s minds.

The dark mode feature was triggered by all WhatsApp users around the world, who have been pressurizing the tech company to release the dark mode of the app.


https://www.techlypost.com/2020/03/05/whatsapp-releases-dark-mode-for-android-and-ios/

Stupid pple. Who waited for them? They should've kept it in the news for years sef, not months!

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You cannot be happy' -

The Emir of Kano Sanusi Lamido, Nigeria's second most-important Islamic monarch, has been an outspoken critic of governance in the region, blaming leaders for failing to tackle poverty.

"Nobody who is a leader in northern Nigeria today can afford to be happy. You cannot be happy with about 87 per cent of poverty in Nigeria being in the north," he said in a speech last month.

"You can’t be happy with millions of northern children out of school. You can’t be happy with nine states in the north contributing almost 50 percent of the entire malnutrition burden in the country."

Didn't Ribadu tell them as much years ago? Their slavers keep looting, their hateful masses keep supporting. They forget that they even benefit more when the so-called kafirs are in power. Their only skill is in fuqing like id1ots and whelping whiny hateful cowardly bastarrds who cant see much less challenge the deep rot in their feudalistic ethno-religious framework of piss.
In this day and age, a man said "An attack on Boko Haram is an attack on the North" and the motherfuckers still voted him in their millions. Now the hateful cretin can't deliver sh!t beyond the lies of his paid Southern Judases like Liar Mohammed, Femi Adesinner & co, they're fretting; who cursed them?

ProudDick:


All these things will be destroyed in few years to come. Islam is a curse. Watch as new terrorists destroy the north west as they destroyed the north east. God has cursed you with Islam.

Captainrambo2:
lol you re only dicieving yourself.


I have never seen an igbo gate man b4. Na onlyvyiur brothers

awujale231:
A typical Northerner is an hypocrite.
They would rather kill the truth teller than face the truth.
We must break this damn country

God punish that useless core North for flaunting their self-inflicted poverty in the face of other regions and the global society often to the disadvantage of the SW,SE & SS

Who imploded their Rice pyramids? Was it the South? OR wasn't it they who grew thoughtless, lazy and id1otic in exchanging their proud cultural heritages for the empty hateful, violence-ridden and unproductive war-mongering jihadist Sharia model that hasn't even helped many countries in its home region?

If Hausa/Kanuri sold out to Islam-coated beggaring ideology from beyond the Sahara, should that be a problem to the rest of country? From Born2Rule to IDP Camps, it's on them. Hasn't it largely been the North that's controlled South-South Oil money for decades now? All the PTF funds diverted there by Saint Buhari, IBB & Abacha, couldn't they have elevated themselves with it? Right up to ProfOsibanjo's "poorest of the poor 10k" tradermoni incentives?

OR should we start talking of the plight of the many peace-loving, progressive and culturally rich people groups they've destabilised and taken decades into backwardness just for sharing that region with them?


Every time, Hausa/Kanuri/Fulani masses will be seeking sympathy and enjoying diversions of Relief Aid from all over, who remembers the Agatus, the Berom, the Tiv, Idoma, Tangale, Igala, Igede etc whose only curse has been sharing State and regional boundaries with these racially thoughtless vagabond locusts?

The core North, their hateful thoughtless masses, the one million and one Almajiri imps they're whelping, they should all just go fuq themselves with their poverty; we don't care!

Any online herdsman quoting and chatting crap here, God punish him to oblivion too!

Openbusiness:

I'm not supporting the criminals or making excuses for them. They deserve the full punishment for their wicked crime. But read the story again. It wasn't rape. She actually consented to the sex, although she was deceived. She allowed them, not like they forced her into it. She was conned with the fake promise of double money.

Her inordinate greed for money overrode her morality. Fear such ladies.

ogbuefi677:

Can you stand in front of even the smallest of them and call him "riff raff low life coward"?

Meanwhile, OP,na ayees and Vikings slangs full there I'm suspecting you.

The least of them? Why not speak for yourself because you're sounding way too scared.

Asides from them cowardly mobbing unarmed guys with deadly weapons OR jumping you as a lone individual with groups of 5-6 other guys, how else do these weak sons of h0rny bitches fight?

How many of them will face you, man to man, in unarmed combat? Being a frat dude don't automatically make you a 3rd Dan Jiu-jitsu Black Belt holder as well as stage 2 Krav-Maga self defence fighter... Your school curriculums are stupidly loaded with already outmoded courses in Nigeria so much that you don't even have time to engage other life enhancing extracurriculars. I particularly would've beaten any of them to death with my bare hands.

Get self defence training. Get fit. Put in the work. Move in packs. Get offensive. They'll let you be.

All her sob stories don't mean sh!t. You've been taken for a ride.
Get back to your books junior

BERNIMOORE:
Some people are just inhuman, I tell you their Madness is in Grades, the one that abhor 'I am sorry' at full grade will sounds like this with your suggestions

I apologise…Eat your Apology

I had that wrong…i hope it's not me you're telling that rubbish?

I take full responsibility…Why not take half responsibility?

It was all my fault…Umn Umn its my own fault blockhead

How stupid/careless/thoughtless of me…So you knew all these yet you still exhibit your foolishness

My mistake..Stop telling us what we know!

Pardon me…Go elsewhere to beg for pardon

Oh, my bad.....What is this one talking about?

That was wrong of me…I am not asking you, OK?

Sorry about that....Go and eat your sorry

It can go on and on, Craze people full naija. Some don't just want you to sound very intelligent they are bent on keeping you looking miserable... Just by luck you meet a good person, 'sorry' alone, he/ she moves on.

I wanted to say they should go try it with their civil servants at the secretariats or the police, FSARS, Customs etc and get eaten raw

Onyekachi419:
Some people are so daft how can you fight a 47 year old.

Twice your age

No Mannaz Geng nah

SultanOfAbia:
Genesis 1:2
Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the Waters!!

I forsee In the Future, The death of atheism Science and Religion working hand in hand will transcend human experience to a higher level..

Very very possible.

An old woman is Amoteunizing id1ot bandits with fetish charms to the point of killing 40 of them in the North already...

Science meets Religion

Stuff of Fantasy SciFi... Cool!

jcross19:
you are quoting out of your sense!in first place you quoted can you eat pork if your neighbor is eating pork as your Allah warned you? in second verse that's where Muslims find it hard because your Allah is blood sucking demon. that's act of tolerance which Christ want from us to people who don't have the same faith with Christian but that's missing in Islam.

Arabian desert demon.

Preposterous

Posing with assault rifles in Camo don't mean you're anywhere close to the conflict theatre.

Y'all need to put a plug on your h0rny-thot thirst.

No chills

Prolly a Marlian

Can other tribes beg for anything in their lands and get answered?

These guys be reaching.

hisexcellency34:
It seems President Muhammadu Buhari and his Minister of Health are taking the issue of Coronavirus with levity when compared with how former President Goodluck Jonathan handled the Ebola Virus in 2013.

Is the National Hospital in Abuja capable of handling one Coronavirus case if it breaks out here?

Don't say that. Nigeria's more than ready to put Coronavirus to flight.

Lai Mohammed's toxic lies are the cure.

Govt's "working assiduously" on bottling them up in aerosol cans for use as Anti-Corona virus body sprays.

Rejoice Nigeria

NB
Foreign Rice is the enemy, y'all keep the Nigerian border entry points open to Chinks too, . This Govt's wiser than Saudi Arabia that just closed its own. Y'all guys go eat & be happy.

Wise move but the Chinese won't forget in a hurry and work on the Huawei Mobile Services ecosystem becoming robust enough to sustain indigenous Chinese phones will continue.

Bilabong:
Rip...

Death can u now come and take care of the twin?

That death get as e be, bruh!

Takes the good, leaves the bad to keep on fuqqing up the planet da more. Why didn't the death take any of those sexual harassment lecturing idiots roaming free, damn?!

Just negodu the testimonies on the pretty lady. RIP to her & may God give her fam the fortitude to bear the loss.

30+ yr old women & late delivery cases gotta learn to take extra care now because Naija health-care appears to have "casted" since long ago.

About time, about time...

More salacious kink news to come from Kenya

Na una go tire

Mferka cracked

Cool

Rivers State again

Place's fast becoming a war zone /toxic to reasonable living

They'd better do that fast.

Those guys deserve to be hunted like the randy rabid dogs they are.

Coronavirus, sobering stats, scary thoughts

Pray for Naija.

payperpost:
whatever attracted the rapists to mother of four?

Why has Boko Haram being snatching girls and women for so long?

Do you know how long those savage Fulani herding id1ots have been roving around in the bush lusting after innocent peeps' stuffs?

Like their Boko Haram brothers, they pretend to be so aloof, so damned ascetic, quite willingly adopting the spartan way of life. But you find them hugging satanic ethno-religious mantras entitling them to other pple's religions, lands, wives, properties etc.

Konjified hypocritical pagans, pfft!

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-34100484

Old news but still shows that serious nations' Govts aren't cuddling Boko Haram while dumbos glorify them in their idiocy!

E red for him sharpaly

Corrupt politicians on both sides of the political divide should earn extreme penalties like this too!