wordbank:
Davido vs wizkid
Hushpuppi vs phyno/iceprince
Buhari vs Nigerians
Tonto vs Churchill
Lekki vs Flood
Ipob vs brown roof republic
The list is endless
Is enough to halt MNL 2017
Seun don pocket d 50k to add challenge Don Jazzy over Linda Ikeji

Wey the money dey to pay cash-prize for winners when tribal e-warriors have prolly brought down the NL brand creds with advertisers? This place na for people wey wan act tribal Spartacus again jor!

In case you hadn't met them earlier, introducing....

1. the h0rny Indian: [poster-boy of all Vaseline Crew fappers stranded @Sea i.e.stuck without their tool-of-the-trade, vaseline]

2. the only guy who survived getting his facials done by an hungry tiger

3. OgaJonah, after failing the 3cardinal-temptations: Oil Money, GinTonic on theRocks & Dizie 'Die-zanny's' Toutou [he's still my...]

4. Clique Nigga thou! [make he carry go]

Danelo:
Assified


This ass has been thoroughly drilled
It can crack nuts

That's an arss that's see the rise and fall of many presently-Ruling and soon-Retiring Senior-Preeks; expect her promotion to travel at the speed of light and her postings to go from field to ArmyCommand for Admin/P.A positions soon!

Such is the way of life, such is the bargain chip in Naija; if u want her results and u nor get ukwu, just go enlist ur Gf or baby-mama give too.

redbeans:
yeah they do but in secret. I once eavesdropped on some girls talking. They could be so raw and free when giving the details to themselves.

Ah give it to female Nurses! Growing up, my poor ears "got disvirgined first " hanging around Ma's hospital/Nursing Board working-place, hearing those hot "desi-aunty" ladies talking enough hot-kinky smut to open a blind man's eyes. Thank God, I was too young to seek active practical experiences and "training scenarios" for all the stuff I was being force-fed!

OP must've been a Stamp-Collecting Oyinbo-man in his previous lifetimes .

You want to start a meme-museum? A worthy past-time indeed!!

Sometime in the year 2043, when Nigeria, as a zoo, has broken into a thousand pieces, and our world is far more advanced than it is now; We shall, no doubt, look back on them and reminisce on this rudimentary feature of web communications via comic-relief symbolology.

After that "Crinkum-Crankum" speech above, let's open the floor for you.

Therefore, we oblige you. You may carry on sailor, carry on!

TinaAnita:

I have a girlfriend who happens to be a single mother and I can tell you for free that she is still paying dearly for her pathetic decision. The father of her 5-year old child doesn't give a hoot about my friend. All he does is to call once in a blue moon and say "make sure you take care of my daughter, nothing must happen to her and yada-yada-yada. He never asks how she is faring or if the baby has eaten or something. He never asks if the baby needs something. This was a guy she was madly in love with and did everything humanly possible to please him but he still left her for someone else.

The worst part that gets me is that "how come in a world that is so short of love, with so many, sincere, good guys seeking for lifelong partners to hold, cherish and love, ladies still fall into these "bad-deal" arrangements?!

I wish people would be more mature, more critical, more patient and a little more trusting in their rush to call everything love because it seems more devious elements are around offering nothing but "click-baits" as the real thing in this game of love now!

krissconnect:
Are u confused on what to post or what?

Nah brah, nigga's fixing on worming his way into a gang-banger olosho chick's pants and he's trying to learn how to best do it without becoming a dead-body himself when the lady starts to para!

Let's wish him RIP in advance.

TinaAnita:
Some ladies would never learn from the mistakes made by others.

What on planet earth were you thinking? That a baby would trap him? That he would be left with no option but to stick with you? That he would be forced to marry you?

You deserve a man who would treat you like a queen not someone who controls you, pushes you around, dictates what you should wear, questions your movement, calls, etc..

You have everything a man needs in a woman so why stoop so low to force yourself on a selfish/insensitive/controlling/arrogant/lousy man who doesn't know your worth?

Don't you think your future baby deserves a loving and caring man to father him/her? Don't you think your baby deserves to be born and raised by two loving parents? I just weep for your poor action as you would forever regret it.

*Sad*

So, so, so true.

One of my family friends tried it and is still regretting it. Got married by force because of pregancy to this dude who felt it was her "privilege" to be married to him. Well of course, her marriage was a loops-sided affair where she kept using everything to please the guy who obviously didn't love her or wasn't there for her.

See, you might have to face the hard road of raising your kid alone. Hell, it might even pay off for you with him coming back later to you - but this time, on your own terms, not his, but never, never succumb to being this dish-mop in this relationship.

@damilola, if ur reading this; it might be a difficult road, but you really need to know you deserve better!

lozairio:
Just like sin being fake fansinates before it assassinates

Almost 50 and no family, no kids, just small-small wayward girls anyhow! The age and sanity gradually creeping in from his advancing years wants to speak wisdom but the "ThugLife spirit" in him keeps pushing him along the dark paths.

Imagine the extreme case of him marrying and having a child this year 2017, he would still have to be like 70 - 75 years old (2035 - 2042 thereabouts ) before giving out his first daughter in marriage ? Or 80 before witnessing his son's wedding and first grand-children subsequently after? Who is counselling these guys? All that money, fame and still tending towards a wasted generation, he needs deliverance asap!

QueenOfNepal:
Aisha buhari should shut up and tend to her dying husband. Except the Lord is partial that's when he will heed the prayers of someone who has murdered many souls with children unjustly.



I know the Christian God don't have time fpr buhari although the Muslim god might look him side because his Prophet won souls through the sword



P.S The way they are using animals to describe Nigerians show that it's now a Zoo

Zoo animals staging zoo drama thinking they're making sense.

They forget Bible says "proverbs are unsuited to the mouth of a f00l"!

Even the analogy poses a woefully failed misrepresentation. Mufasa led the pride on autocracy and personal leadership qualities of excelling every other male in the Pride to become the AlphaMale.

Buhari's claim to power every time has always been on the heels of some humongously clandestine mis-pairing or the other that sees him riding to glory on the backs of his superiorly gifted co-conspirators while all his does is chant some silly mind-numbing mantras (manifesto-promises) and also playing dead like a bean-weevil intermittently when time comes to deliver on his many mind-boggling lies!

And history has outed him time and again as a brainless, meddlesome, eccentric old sadistic Arrow. He shuld stay back and enjoy his extended leave if he knows what's good for him!

whitebeard:
ladie(s): yes I don't cheat, lol, I have had two gf and I didn't cheat on any...!!

Whitey, whitey, "Eyan Mayweather"! U try well-well, in fact, Tiri Gbosa for you!

But when your side-chick and main-squeeze begin cooperate to "squeeze" the life out of your destiny; nor cry come here o!

The same girl would grow up deviant and we'd be wondering why she's such a heartbreaker, homewreaker, dysfunctional soul but here is a formerly innocent soul being so brazenly and thoroughly corrupted o?!

How is this id10t different from all those Badoo bastards being troubling Ikorodu environs now, eh? They're going about lynching pple on trumped-up charges without thorough investigations but here is a nutjob walking around asking for his balls to be blended into a smoothie and force-fed him, and there is nobody obliging him, what a pity. In some places, the guy would be a DeadManWalking by now, smh.

tosyne2much:
May God bless you for this comment bro

Haaa, my dear bro Tosyn, it's been a while i saw ur post or monicker, how's everything. Me sef no too get time to do any casual browing these days. Always on field ; life, business and family responsibilities have been catching up with us while we sef have been striving to catch up with goals and aspirations I guess. Hope post-School life is settling great. Keep shining bro, U are a Star. May God keep blessing our hustles !

570 net? Not bad, not bad.

MrBrownJay1:


Castrating these sick people won't change anything, as they are sick in their HEADS, and (if they again get the chance) they will take pleasure to rape kids with Dild0 or banana.... Only a bullet to the back of the head will solve such madness.

Bullet to the brain works for Zombies anyday, anywhere

Somebody should do the world a favor and rid the world of that konjilized zombie?

jiangchu:
this is a nice concept and i love the green environment. but the design is a bit poor with only one entry and one exit. that can cause traffic at peak hours and in the future when the population might grow.

very true; could still be remedied though, if they're able to annex more of the available land around the complex for the much needed parking facilities.

timilehing:
Maybe, just maybe you do lobby for the milk factory produce too

Bulls-Eye!

The young dude's gotta be protecting his food-source!!

Be careful, he doesn't land you a 'fatherly' uppercut for your continued infringement on his property rights!!!

serverconnect:
Hahahaha, now Evans story will soon be forgotten. Naija police I dey hail o. Where is Clifford Orji?

world famous kidnapper disappears in police custody and reappears again like a freaking houdinni; trust the Nigerian police to give a world class show when it comes to clowing around.

GeneralOjukwu:
Biafra's chief source of IGR....

She died in active service. RIP.

no woman deserves to die like this, hustler or no.

And we don't even know if she is.

The tribal-card too's a bit odd for an occasion like this.

oz4real83:
Wind of hunger blowing all over Africa. A blessed continent,with enormous natural resources but always getting leadership wrong. African leaders will say there is hunger in the land because of drought but always forget that Dubai was built on a desert land but flourishing more than many parts of Africa. Quality leadership will always provide quality life for the people.

Leadership had always been an obvious bane but we oft forget the gullible masses and followers who cherish the right to hold on to their blissful ignorance, nepotism, vote-selling chalantanism, blame-game living and always falling for the divide&rule tactics of the corrupt political class instead of uniting across tribal borders and making their nations great in the spirit of true nationalism.

It gotten to the point where it's not so much of what they've to us but what we're "doing to ourselves"! He that hath ear "let him hear what the Spirit is saying to the people of God"!

This one don pass GTA level o.

Persin wey thief sef nor hang from wire like this; anybody opting for NEPA career now would definitely need to go for combat training o because boys ready to beat them tire, even kill dem join!

PHCN...Nigeria's Ministry of Darkness!

Dayum! That's Nigga's got no chills.

But, it sucks. People no longer owning firearms for self-protection but cultist-agendas, criminals in every corner, which way Nigeria ?

All this Lagos sandfilled areas. Hope the govt and people are prepping. I hope people are keeping abreast of meterological projections, solid ones from globally recognized organizations not our shoddy inconsistent 'local guys, before thinking they're in some sort of Fort Knox building all sorts of semi-paradises there.

The day the ocean vis a viz nature gets ready to fight back, the damages go pass Noah flood o. Not an issue of "Govt don dey try small-small, pple don dey aware", let them "try more" is the issue!

Example Report excerpts:
http://dailypost.ng/2012/10/06/climate-change-lagos-may-vanish-50-years-experts/

[b]This sounds like a dooms day prediction. But it is serious! Experts say in 50 years to come, Lagos risks being washed away by tidal waves. It is the only Nigerian costal city that might go under if nothing serious is done to stop it.Climate Change and the poor environmental attitude of the residents are already assisting this prediction to come true.

Earlier, the Organisation for Economic Cooperation and Development (OECD) based in France, had, in a study entitled Ranking of the world’s cities most exposed to coastal flooding today and in the future, revealed that Lagos was at risk of being submerged in the next 50 years. Lagos was among cities in the developing world facing similar fate. Cotonou, Liberia and Abdijan in West Africa were in the number.

OECD said that “in the 20th century, sea level rose by an estimated 17 centimetres but conservative global mean projection for sea level rise between 1990 and 2080 ranges from 22-34 centimetres. Oceans which have been absorbing 80 per cent of the temperature increase attributable to global warming are expanding as ice sheets in the North and South poles melt. These events have led to a rise in sea levels and increasing flooding in coastal cities. The projected rise in sea levels could result in catastrophic flooding of coastal cities.”

A University of Lagos don, Dr Emmanuel Enyeribe Ege, said the prediction about Lagos and other cities re-echoed in Rotterdam in June this year at a programme entitled Urban Development Tools and Climate Change and its implication for the world. It was organised by the Institute for Housing and Urban Development Studies (IHS) of the Erasmus University, Rotterdam, in The Netherlands. Dr Ege, who teaches in the Department of Geography said: “From what I observed, what they (in Europe) are doing regarding climate change and what we are doing here are poles apart. It is clear that we are too complacent with climate issues.[/b]

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-climate-nigeria-idUSTRE4AI74G20081119

[size=13pt]Sea surges could uproot millions in Nigeria megacity[/size]
By Nick Tattersall | LAGOS
[b]Millions of people in Nigeria could be displaced by rising sea levels in the next half century, as ocean surges swamp some of Africa's most expensive real estate and its poorest slums, scientists say.

Africa's most populous nation, stretching from the southern fringe of the Sahara to the Gulf of Guinea, could come under triple attack from climate change as the desert encroaches on its northern pastures, rainfall erodes farmland in its eastern Niger Delta, and the Atlantic Ocean floods its southern coast. But the greatest concern is the sprawling commercial capital Lagos, one of the fastest growing cities in the world, spread over creeks and lagoons and dangerously close to sea level.

"Lagos is a megacity with 15 million people, half of them at two meters (6 ft) above sea level, and that puts them at risk as hardly any other big city in the world," Stefan Cramer, Nigeria director of Germany's Heinrich Boll Foundation think-tank and an adviser to the Nigerian government on climate change, said.

Speaking at the launch this week of a Nigerian documentary on climate change, Cramer said most scientists predicted sea levels would rise by one meter over the next 50 years or so.

"In 50 years with a one-meter sea level rise, two million, three million people would be homeless ... By the end of the century we would have two meters and by that stage Lagos is gone as we know it," he told Reuters in an interview. Lagos state government has been battling to reinforce the long sand spits such as Bar Beach -- whose wooden shacks are a favorite hangout for touts and hustlers known as "Area Boys" -- which protect the mouth of the main lagoon from the Atlantic. But the effect would be limited and little was being done in terms of urban planning to adjust to the risks, Cramer said.[/b]

Did he expect her to come out with the "damning information" about her husband before?

When she's the direct consumer of all the "yams" he's planting? Abeg, make Freeze talk anoda thing jarey OR doesn't he know the reason why courts sef are leary about making spouses testify against one another?

This is most definitely some kinky-type sex-trip sh!t. Those male teachers didn't do this out of the honest-to-God good intentions of their sick minds.

We know their type. Some of them teachers would've made already advances at those girls and this revenge public-humiliation thing would be their way of either getting payback for rejected advances or reinforcing their messages against be rejected. They're merely beating these girls into subjection in prep for the slaughter slab of their various beds.

The worst perpetrators in this case for me would also be the married and female elderly staff members for standing by and allowing this rape-of-womanhood to be so brazenly, brutally and explicitly exhibited.

Blaming the gals amounts to nothing but victim-shaming, they're obviously Senior-students who've been long-subjected to such soul-withering, psyche-imploding treatment along with the attendant inferiority complex, fear and subservience it breeds. This is daylight sadomachism, rape and robbery of their innocence, the teachers should be arrested and prosecuted.

Amberon11:
My dear na so e dey start. I have given up on humanity long ago too. I first stumbled on this genderless rubbish earlier this year and since then I have concluded that half the population of america are insane.

In fact, some Americans now find it offensive to be referred to as a boy or girl that they obviously are. You say "hi girl" to a girl and she gets all defensive saying "did you just assume my gender"?? Isn't that madness?

I was watching Xfactor or so yesterday and a lady said she was a doll, not a human being. Simon tried convincing her that she was human and not a doll, but still the woman no gree.

Madness is now legal.

Western Civilization is socio-culturally on the decline. The average individual is loaded with more 'fleshly' perversions that Caligula and well-empowered by law to proudly own his abberant idiosyncrasies with pride, even sometimes being insulated by legislation against litigation in several cases. You see people signing documents amongst themselves to pre-nuptial/post-nuptial rights, indemnifications in even of casuallty from participating in dangerous orgiastic endeavors, open-relationships where pple are marriage yet free to "swing" around...complete madness.!

And marriage has been redefined to mean union with inanimate objects like trees, houses and animals like dogs, horses etc; all in a bid for "Political-Correctness" to have full expression and full sway. We have lost our boundaries. This is a lost generation. What is waiting on the other side might not be very pleasant!

Warship:


Honorable Sunday Aboh is not a Christian and should be stripped of that title.


Such a hopeless idiot.

chai, even bears sunday sef....nigerians sabi job persin, ehn?

If God nor dey all-knowing and those angels very vigilant, naija wire-wire boys, polithiefcians, oloshos and ritualists for dey scam them enter go dey build another Banana Island for Heaven right now.

Guyman02:
Moroccans think that their goats climbing trees is a big deal, tell them that in Nigeria Goats go to the market and even wear eye glasses which they use to make laws in Nigeria's parliament

Nice one guy, tell them Naija goats sabi sing win awards wella infact some rappers learnt rapping from them

/@the egghead wannabes and 'itk' profs, dem tell yhu say people nor know say na adaptative behavior, abegi swerve./

Even kidnappers don upgrade...

bros, always make your backups and pls,

DROP THAT PALASA PHONE!

BanevsJoker:
Buhari has single-handedly done more harm to Nigeria and Nigerians than all other Nigerians from amalgamation to date combined.
Nigeria is a tragedy. How can one man be allowed to do this to a country TWICE? TWICE!!. There is a special place in hell for all who participated in imposing this evil on Nigeria.

Even the APC thing mightn't have been so much of an epic fail if not for the one fatal flaw of picking a totally inept, semi-literate, geriatric anti-democratic ethno-religious bigot like Buhari!

It's only in a country like Nigeria that a former Coupist of Buhari's failed status is allowed anywhere near a microphone to address people. His days decades of sitting down in Daura spending ETF and ex-President's earnings did not see him building universities like Atiku, starting positive NGO's like Gowon, delving into farming like Abdulsalam or large scale agrobased businesses like Obasanjo.

What was his relevance, what was his contribution, where was his whenever intellectual or progressive contributions were sought? No, he'd rather sit down in Daura playing Pauper-King amongst the Almajiris and bidding how to use the North's irresponsible seed-breeding advantage to his merit when time came!

Because, everybody knew Tunde Idiagbon was his brain and backbone then, the Lagosian frog-eyed Tinubu felt he could control him, forgetting that FFK who called him a Golem was right! He may play weak but he's plotting and will stab you when he's done with using you and you can see Tinubu was being primed to be rubbished!

He's always been a traitor and a traitor he will forever be so all those trying to sell us bullshyt on his motives might as well drop the act!

MChoc24:
@stuffs4me what if the men abused them first and then didn't know what they were getting in to I know because it happened to me

That's a whole lot of "what-ifs"!

Victim-blaming is one thing we need to stop regardless of the Gender.

I know you'll have heard of men getting raped, right? Domestic Violence pretty much goes the same way and is far easier to perpetrate in all its forms for the 'headcase' folks who do it!

Being naive about these things actually prepares us less for giving quick and apt help to sufferers.