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Crime / Re: Man Caught Raping Girl Inside Bush In Bayelsa (photos) by chachanga: 8:30pm On Feb 26, 2020
These guys never learn

They'll never change

Govt should just fix their penalty at the maximum level and never stop dishing it out.
Crime / Re: Police Rescue 25 Children As Discover Baby Factory, In Rivers by chachanga: 3:04pm On Feb 26, 2020
budaatum:

That's like asking them to go and work, lol. An impossible feat for lazy fuqs who just want to eat where they have not sown.

See as we ignored government begging serious hard working people to come and collect free money!



Smh, #ThighsOpenWide gang! tongue
Crime / Re: Police Rescue 25 Children As Discover Baby Factory, In Rivers by chachanga: 2:46pm On Feb 26, 2020
Deplorable, just deplorable.

The Nigerian landscape seems to be so on the hunt for the lives and welfares of its youth that they're ending to devolving into so many dastardly evils.

Multiple girls submitting themselves for rotational penising till they preggo & poop babies, that's deep ghetto poverty sh!t! undecided cry


budaatum:
It's becoming like Kano has almanjeri while Rivers has baby factory! shocked

Can some not rear chicken and pigs like everywhere else
Good point, some aspect of low morals and lust for easy money is there too. Are there no skill acquisition centres, SME/Startup Grant programmes and initiatives there in the State?

It makes one wonder.

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Politics / Re: Is This Why US, Europe, Others Are Deporting Blacks - Sad Video by chachanga: 2:39pm On Feb 26, 2020
Bad but not enough for the authorities to generalise to other law abiding immigrants, their kids even do worse, they could be very feisty.

That being said, some of these other countries have their citizens back in Africa doing sh!t that affects millions of our pple along with their corrupt political & public service friends in government and no one spreads hate against their kind.

Let each issue be treated as an isolated incident and let it be sorted out by the cops.

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Crime / Re: Man Stabs His 4 Kids To Death Claiming Their Mum Gave Him HIV by chachanga: 2:25pm On Feb 26, 2020
Not surprised. undecided

Things animals would do and be termed animalistic, so-called men do and we're still supposed to call them men?

Something's wrong somewhere...this f00l's gotta die slowly starting from his hairy balls. angry undecided
Politics / Re: NERC Bars Discos From Billing Unmetered Residents Above N1800 by chachanga: 2:06pm On Feb 26, 2020
edoairways:

Since the news broke out, I non dey see light again oh. Dem manage dey give 5hrs to 6 hrs a day but dem don ves

Oturugbeke grin

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Politics / Re: NERC Bars Discos From Billing Unmetered Residents Above N1800 by chachanga: 1:45pm On Feb 26, 2020
This should help deal with dem thieves if gullible docile Nigerians don't give them any extra chance.

Everyone should stay on their rights and resist them and all their shenanigans, they'll sit up.

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Celebrities / Re: Kim Kardashian Punches Sister Kourtney In The Face As Things Get Physical On KUW by chachanga: 1:28pm On Feb 26, 2020
And so... tongue tongue angry

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Sports / Re: Stay Away From Sex And Give Me Good Football!-becali by chachanga: 1:23pm On Feb 26, 2020
Sexxx should pay their allowances henceforth.

Let them decide whether to be footballers or aspiring p0rnstars
Politics / Re: [BREAKING] Bayelsa: Supreme Court Upholds Judgement Sacking Apc’s David Lyon by chachanga: 1:18pm On Feb 26, 2020
APC should accept the the judgement with the same glee with which they welcomed IMO judgement.
Family / Re: Celebrating A Good Wife by chachanga: 12:30pm On Feb 26, 2020
Nice one
Crime / Re: Tiamiyu Kazeem: Police Recommend SARS Operative’s Dismissal Over Killing by chachanga: 4:59pm On Feb 25, 2020
MrStan11:
grin

You see our problem in this country.
The officer is sacrificed as if he was working alone.




The whole sars team should be fired and brought to mushin for jungle Justice.












Their mumu Governor was even threatening the protesters

He's an id1ot stooge of the Nigerian VP.

He's a closet arsshole.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ayasel Slay "Bint Mecca Girls": Saudis Call For Deportation Of A Black Rapper by chachanga: 5:12pm On Feb 24, 2020
Sanchez01:
So I'm wondering what makes a geographical location the 'holiest city' or land to a particular religion. The same that invited Nicki Minaj who turned them down after series of backlash, citing advocacy for women’s rights, gay rights and freedom of expression as her reasons... Like what was she going to sing, her provocative songs which have the 'f' riddled in them or some newly composed religious specially tailored for the 'Holy City'?

The same where Mariah Carey 'performed' early this year amidst the many topical issues cited.

The young girl's crime is not because she rapped in Arabic or whatever but because she is black. They are calling for her head because she isn't seen as one of them and would stop at nothing to see her nipped.

A supposed 'Holy City' inhabited and managed by a group of highly racial, cold minded folks who have no problem with plotting the assassinations of people with dissenting views? The irony!



Picture of Jamal Khashoggi below... Murdered by the Saudi Arabian government.

Their holy hypocrisy didn't stop them from wanting to see her breast jiggle & booty quake.

They ban in public what they obsess over in private. From Alquaeda to Boko Haram, na same dem be. From massive Caucasian porn stashes found in Ghadaffi's bunkers to Naija Boko running over the place stealing, raping, impregnating women with their dirty spunk and getting bursted with plenty condoms etc in the hideouts, all of them are radical hypocrites.

The louder they shout, the blacker they are.

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Crime / Re: Invictus Obi Accuses FBI Of Searching His Phones, Laptops Illegally by chachanga: 3:03pm On Feb 24, 2020
Felixamos:
Lol, if you no get anything to hide just chill.... Afterall na FBI wey search your phone so them go keep the search professional...

Nigerian SARS should've been the one searching him. grin
Politics / Re: What Bagudu’s $110m Largesse Can Do For Nigeria by chachanga: 1:40pm On Feb 24, 2020
RuudVanNisteroy:

Buhari is an evil corruption lover.Look at him with Abacha front Bagudu who laundered billions of dollars, selling him to Kebbi state residents to plunder their treasury.

Buhari is an id1ot, all his supporters are compound phools, sons of dogs and baboons.

Imagine the noise they made here about the old wag being a saint.

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Celebrities / Re: Governor Ayade Appoints Shan George As Chairman Callywood Board, She Cries by chachanga: 8:33pm On Feb 21, 2020
EliteStriker:
So every state have their own movie industry now when nollywood has not reached to it's maximum potential.


13 Plots of Land for Sale At Monastery Road Near Novare Mall Sangotedo.
Title: Survey
Price N6m per Plot.
Even if every street gets to have their own movie industry, I doubt if they'd get selflessly visionary enough to put empowerment initiatives in place to forestall begging the general public for alms next time one of them takes I'll.
Crime / Re: Four NSCDC Officers Kidnapped In Kogi by chachanga: 1:37pm On Feb 21, 2020
DropsMic:
As it is now eh... Bomb blasts, kidnappings, terrorism, has become part of our everyday lives...

These days when i see stories like this i just scroll pass... Horror stories about my country don master me amd I'm sure I'm not the only one...

And what's messed up about the whole thing is that With all the things happening, with all the killings and kidnappings... no one has ever resigned or being sacked... It's just to show you that our leaders are not even bothered.

The people too ma don't even care. They'd rather take their prayers to God rather than hold their leaders accountable...

We live like Animals in Sub-Saharan Africa and yet when the white man calls us animals we start lamenting..


Leave there as soon as God helps you to.

There can't be peace, safety, true progress and growth where basic social justice can't be guaranteed AND so many would rather be ethno-religiously and politically biased than acknowledge basic truths which are germane to real change.

I doubt if the political class are this affected
Romance / Re: Valentine Experience : Lady Cries Out As She Woke Up Naked In Bed With Her Dad by chachanga: 1:26pm On Feb 16, 2020
Anuofia FC tongue

Relegation tinz for u for dis ur half-done cooked up story. angry
Romance / Re: Fiancé Who Is HIV + But Undetected Has Released His Sperm Inside Me by chachanga: 1:23pm On Feb 16, 2020
With dis ur small thin waist, u don't dey collect mature thing tongue

Protect urself o
Romance / Re: I Don’t Need Any Man, This One Makes Me Release Like Tap Water – Diana Irungu by chachanga: 1:18pm On Feb 16, 2020
Some folks are quiet devils.

After she's dualized her carriageway with those lucky cucumbers finish, she'll pack all give one "good boy" to start suffering small-d!ck inferiority complex.
Romance / Re: Do Godly Women Moan During S*xual Intercourse??? by chachanga: 12:38pm On Feb 16, 2020
Aproko won't kill y'all. grin grin

If da holy pipes are being laid right, why won't ain't she gotta moan like Mona Lisa?

Y'all better started praying Angel Gabriel won't blow the main Trump when y'all gittin busy straffing & vibing like "Young John The Wicked Producer™". coolcheesygrin

Mistaicey2288:
Lol.. Na their ringtone dey loud pass sef and dem dey get different ringtones... Those spirikoko ladies can moan pass anything during sex.
Dunt mind dem.
Dey think say na: "Babe, pls thrust me with thy holified rod" pastor mrs dey say.

Dey don't know it is:
"yehhhhhhhshhhh chimoooooo darling egbuola m o, Ayiiiiii"

and

"Daddy wa gbese gbese, e fisi e fisi e fisi oooo"


Lols, All chicks chime & rhyme right when piped right! cool

Just leave Ur life and live irrelevant talk & headaches alone
Romance / Re: Warri Girl Dump Boy Friend After Iphone11 Val Gift by chachanga: 12:26pm On Feb 16, 2020
miltonchux:

Loolz, you go fear an average Warri babes. The guy is now a big fool

Lolz, warri chicks turning boys like "akara-don-done" since 1802 cheesy grin

But only betas'll keep falling for those their already overused paroles till date o cool grin

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Romance / Re: Does her Age really matters in this marriage ?? by chachanga: 12:20pm On Feb 16, 2020
Sheesh...damn!

Who let the rettards out! undecided lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: Video Of The Moment A Drone Delivered Rings At A White Wedding by chachanga: 12:13pm On Feb 16, 2020
mofebosola:
There is a big question as to how we respect and value God in all of these. Think deep; will a Muslim cleric allow someone desecrate the mosque in the name of ostentatious life? It is when it comes to Christian faith that anything goes! Shior!
Speak for yourself. Where's the disrespect?

Life's evolving, you either run with it or do your George-of-the-Jungle bush wedding how you like when it's your turn.


Just chill tf out and leave the Christianity commentary out of it.
Romance / Re: My Husband Must Sleep With Me 4 Times A Week Else I Will Cheat – Blessing Abu by chachanga: 10:50am On Feb 16, 2020
Martinez39s:
Lies. When she gets married to the rich beta simp that believes this lie, she will probably cut off sex and lead a virtually sexless marriage as the workhorse of a husband keeps providing.


You know the drill; classic C0ck-tease bait. Lame & outdated sef. tongue grin

But these thirsty simps'll never see it coming.

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Romance / Re: Ladies,can You Date A Broke Guy With Prospects? by chachanga: 9:35pm On Feb 15, 2020
These recycled questions are sounding lame already! Why would the need to drink gari with him ever arise? Were you also broke too? OR was his brokenness the abominable taboo while yours could be overlooked?!

Left alone, would it have been hard for you to get your own groceries, feed and pay your own bills, without his input? And if you could do that, your next stop's defining to yourself if the shiny blings, vacations experiences & fancy dinners a rich BF could buy you are to be prioritized above over other intrinsic values? If so, then you go for it unapologetically and stop sweating da whole shop needlessly.

If you wanna know, these questions are as baseless as asking boys if they could date broke girls because it suggests a presupposition that one partner would be duty-bound to carry the other financially.

Just get rid of the Naija needy poverty mentality first, then live free, love for love's sake, don't take bullsh!tts, don't waste your life on anyone unworthy of your time & potentials and never stay idle just cos you're dating anyone, even an angel, keep achieving your own progress goals too.
Never diminish or give up on your dreams to build someone unattached to you or not making equivalent sacrifices for you. Trust me, I did it b4, it ended in tears and wasted years. Build your life in such a way that your #FutureYou will always ever be grateful to #PastYou for the wise choices made & discipline deployed to follow thru.

Stay woke. Have a great regrets_&_traps free life!
Travel / Re: The Amount Of Sand Removed From Gutter In Akwa Ibom by chachanga: 10:51am On Feb 15, 2020
petnuel:
And you packed the sand on the main road? What happened to sense and decency??

An appropriate caption for this would have been, "Ss the amount of sand packed on the main road in Akwa Ibom". Much as gutters should be de-silted, the sand is better in the gutter than in on the main road.

At least they've taken the first let step.

You need to Calm down. You sound. Too Pained. tongue

You know Nigeria Already. Even if the Govt Agencies Don't Come For That Sand, Tipper Garage Sand Seller-Trucks Will poach it off there.
Politics / Re: Residents Boo President Buhari In Maiduguri by chachanga: 1:24pm On Feb 13, 2020
LosC:


That is from another planet

He's an inbred rettard, that's all.
Music/Radio / Re: A Beautiful Nairalander Releases A Beautiful Video 'HELPER'. A Must See(picture) by chachanga: 3:12pm On Feb 12, 2020
Cool. Mellow. Nice.
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri: Heads Of Executive, Legislature, Judiciary, Army Northern Muslims by chachanga: 1:57pm On Feb 12, 2020
post=86586824:
Where is all these RELIGION and TRIBAL shenanigans leading us to in this nation?!

The same way some were complaining that Jona's government was filled with Christians and Southerners.

Where as this led us to as a nation since 1960?
Did Jona as the President provided something so basic as WATER to all the Local government in Bayelsa for 6 years he was the Numero Uno?
(The state with the fewest LG in Nigeria!)
Or did OBJ constructed Lagos to Ibadan Expressway in 8 years despite coming from the West?

Anyways........

We have learnt not to bother ourself anymore to avoid unnecessary arguements with nonentities
As some of us have said, it's good governance we want, even if only one village will be producing the Presidents or those that will make our darling nation move forward.
So be it
.
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Ka Chineke mezie okwu

These your sentiments, they'd have held water if Federal Character as a basic requisite for such an heterogenous mix like Naija was observed and successive administrations cum their supporters strived to do better on errors of past regimes rather than outperform on misrule while being egged on by ignorant misinformed masses.

Your stance would've worked if the average voting Hausa-Fulani-Kanuri youths in Yobe, Bauchi, Jigawa, Kano, Kebbi etc held same belief.

Your undoing is your cockiness in thinking that Northern hegemonies operate on your wavelength or that their worldview is as you delude yourselves in fantasizing it. You Southerners always promote this
Nigerian contraption with your chest-out but the North recognises deeper realities than you do.

If you really love the Nigerian Project, it's not best expressed in the blind support of your Party, Principals, ethnicity or religion but truth, fairness, justice and egalitarianism at all times, every time. Until the day you wake up and everyone, including those marauding Fulani herdsmen, are saying the pseudo stuffs you're saying now you best sit up and strive for national restructuring, fiscal federalism and unyoking all regions from a cabal-controlled, easily hijackable FG.

You do know "chachanga" is an LG of Niger State right? And I didn't just join NL yesterday. The issue is do you know what you're vouching for? I hope y'all know what you're doing to Nigeria.

See you around.
Romance / Re: Lol Why Do Women Think Thier Education Degree Attracts A Man? by chachanga: 12:53pm On Feb 12, 2020
Maybe many are educated with degrees like a thermometer but few are enlightened tongue

Peeps with little self-discovery looking for externalistic props to give them some sense of structure, marketable value & worth.

And it goes both ways, each gender's got its own opium in that respect.

Even common traffic incidents. First thing you hear when they get down's "Do you know Who I Am...Sho Mo Age Mi ni"? instead of "How do we sort this? Who's at fault? If you can't identify your own problems by asking the real questions, how then can you reasonably expect me to solve them for you?

Too many peeps running round thinking they're smart & opinionated not knowing they are, in fact, suffering many divergent cognitive dissonances and also victims of #MentalHealth issues. Naija na wa, everybody will be alright eventually grin

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Romance / Re: Do No Have Sex 12 Am To 3am Check Reasons by chachanga: 12:17pm On Feb 12, 2020
Walking by grace, living by faith and unbound by the limitations of works/the Law, you ought to be above and beyond this.

Secondly, y'all gotta be careful not to violate your bodies while holding on to these conventions. I take you wrote this as a Christian talking spiritual-warfare consciousness, right? So let me drop a few you gotta consider on that trajectory.

One, your body needs it's sleep for a reason. In that time's your rest, recovery, damage repair & restoration time... you skip it habitually, you're doing yourself more harm.

Two, you got your circadian rhythm that kicks in naturally reminding and even moving you to observe normal "sleep/wake routines.
Your biological clock's chimes are legitimate nudgings that you only ignore to your eventual peril because even Jesus cautioned all to "work while it's daytime because the night comes when no man can work".

Thirdly, Your mind
Your skin
Your eyes
Your heart & blood pressure
Your kidney undecided
Your digestive system
Your neurological system...
Almost all of you needs that sleep that some legalistically over-spiritual & religiously confused freaks want y'all to ignore.

Did you see that YouTube vid of the preacher that was up in front strutting and preaching right till he sat down on the chair in front having a cardiac arrest while his unsuspecting member kept egging him on, thinking it was all one big act.

Well, they all came to their senses when he keeled right over and scattered on the floor.

And why's that getting more & more rampant these days? Folks be not taking extra care of themselves, peeps be misplacing priorities & inventing unnecessary religious rules, to place more burdens on themselves, plus wetin don dey ground already.

Poor stress management, environmental toxicity, dietary/nutritional deficiencies, sleep disorders etc might also join in as contributory factors to other bigger health complications for some with already weak immune systems.

Your 15min commune ain't bad but y'all might wanna reconsider a total "all-night, every night" ban on seccs because it's got it's own God-given therapeutic benefits for those same couples in fact na that straff-to-sleep sessions go help dem sleep wella and wake worth zest on their 100%-Game by morning.

If I may ask, are you married? Have you tried the stuff you wrote up there? because it's research proven that our most creative periods/hours of the day differs from person to person. So your suggesting a time frame when almost 60-70% of all humans would likely naturally be asleep not only defies empiricism but also suggests that the Creator's work is functionally defective. undecided

Anyways, all things are lawful but I will not be brought under the power of any!

Here's a link of U wanna consider other thoughts on it: https://blog.dropbox.com/topics/work-culture/time-you-are-most-creative

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