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Crime / Re: Man Caught Raping Girl Inside Bush In Bayelsa (photos) by chachanga: 8:30pm On Feb 26, 2020 |
These guys never learn They'll never change Govt should just fix their penalty at the maximum level and never stop dishing it out. |
Crime / Re: Police Rescue 25 Children As Discover Baby Factory, In Rivers by chachanga: 3:04pm On Feb 26, 2020 |
budaatum: Smh, #ThighsOpenWide gang! |
Crime / Re: Police Rescue 25 Children As Discover Baby Factory, In Rivers by chachanga: 2:46pm On Feb 26, 2020 |
Deplorable, just deplorable. The Nigerian landscape seems to be so on the hunt for the lives and welfares of its youth that they're ending to devolving into so many dastardly evils. Multiple girls submitting themselves for rotational penising till they preggo & poop babies, that's deep ghetto poverty sh!t! budaatum:Good point, some aspect of low morals and lust for easy money is there too. Are there no skill acquisition centres, SME/Startup Grant programmes and initiatives there in the State? It makes one wonder. 1 Like 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Is This Why US, Europe, Others Are Deporting Blacks - Sad Video by chachanga: 2:39pm On Feb 26, 2020 |
Bad but not enough for the authorities to generalise to other law abiding immigrants, their kids even do worse, they could be very feisty. That being said, some of these other countries have their citizens back in Africa doing sh!t that affects millions of our pple along with their corrupt political & public service friends in government and no one spreads hate against their kind. Let each issue be treated as an isolated incident and let it be sorted out by the cops. 1 Like |
Crime / Re: Man Stabs His 4 Kids To Death Claiming Their Mum Gave Him HIV by chachanga: 2:25pm On Feb 26, 2020 |
Not surprised. Things animals would do and be termed animalistic, so-called men do and we're still supposed to call them men? Something's wrong somewhere...this f00l's gotta die slowly starting from his hairy balls. |
Politics / Re: NERC Bars Discos From Billing Unmetered Residents Above N1800 by chachanga: 2:06pm On Feb 26, 2020 |
edoairways: Oturugbeke 1 Like
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Politics / Re: NERC Bars Discos From Billing Unmetered Residents Above N1800 by chachanga: 1:45pm On Feb 26, 2020 |
This should help deal with dem thieves if gullible docile Nigerians don't give them any extra chance. Everyone should stay on their rights and resist them and all their shenanigans, they'll sit up. 8 Likes 2 Shares |
Celebrities / Re: Kim Kardashian Punches Sister Kourtney In The Face As Things Get Physical On KUW by chachanga: 1:28pm On Feb 26, 2020 |
And so... 1 Like |
Sports / Re: Stay Away From Sex And Give Me Good Football!-becali by chachanga: 1:23pm On Feb 26, 2020 |
Sexxx should pay their allowances henceforth. Let them decide whether to be footballers or aspiring p0rnstars |
Politics / Re: [BREAKING] Bayelsa: Supreme Court Upholds Judgement Sacking Apc’s David Lyon by chachanga: 1:18pm On Feb 26, 2020 |
APC should accept the the judgement with the same glee with which they welcomed IMO judgement. |
Family / Re: Celebrating A Good Wife by chachanga: 12:30pm On Feb 26, 2020 |
Nice one |
Crime / Re: Tiamiyu Kazeem: Police Recommend SARS Operative’s Dismissal Over Killing by chachanga: 4:59pm On Feb 25, 2020 |
MrStan11: He's an id1ot stooge of the Nigerian VP. He's a closet arsshole. |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ayasel Slay "Bint Mecca Girls": Saudis Call For Deportation Of A Black Rapper by chachanga: 5:12pm On Feb 24, 2020 |
Sanchez01: Their holy hypocrisy didn't stop them from wanting to see her breast jiggle & booty quake. They ban in public what they obsess over in private. From Alquaeda to Boko Haram, na same dem be. From massive Caucasian porn stashes found in Ghadaffi's bunkers to Naija Boko running over the place stealing, raping, impregnating women with their dirty spunk and getting bursted with plenty condoms etc in the hideouts, all of them are radical hypocrites. The louder they shout, the blacker they are. 2 Likes |
Crime / Re: Invictus Obi Accuses FBI Of Searching His Phones, Laptops Illegally by chachanga: 3:03pm On Feb 24, 2020 |
Felixamos: Nigerian SARS should've been the one searching him. |
Politics / Re: What Bagudu’s $110m Largesse Can Do For Nigeria by chachanga: 1:40pm On Feb 24, 2020 |
RuudVanNisteroy: Buhari is an id1ot, all his supporters are compound phools, sons of dogs and baboons. Imagine the noise they made here about the old wag being a saint. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: Governor Ayade Appoints Shan George As Chairman Callywood Board, She Cries by chachanga: 8:33pm On Feb 21, 2020 |
EliteStriker:Even if every street gets to have their own movie industry, I doubt if they'd get selflessly visionary enough to put empowerment initiatives in place to forestall begging the general public for alms next time one of them takes I'll. |
Crime / Re: Four NSCDC Officers Kidnapped In Kogi by chachanga: 1:37pm On Feb 21, 2020 |
DropsMic: Leave there as soon as God helps you to. There can't be peace, safety, true progress and growth where basic social justice can't be guaranteed AND so many would rather be ethno-religiously and politically biased than acknowledge basic truths which are germane to real change. I doubt if the political class are this affected |
Romance / Re: Valentine Experience : Lady Cries Out As She Woke Up Naked In Bed With Her Dad by chachanga: 1:26pm On Feb 16, 2020 |
Anuofia FC Relegation tinz for u for dis ur half-done cooked up story. |
Romance / Re: Fiancé Who Is HIV + But Undetected Has Released His Sperm Inside Me by chachanga: 1:23pm On Feb 16, 2020 |
With dis ur small thin waist, u don't dey collect mature thing Protect urself o |
Romance / Re: I Don’t Need Any Man, This One Makes Me Release Like Tap Water – Diana Irungu by chachanga: 1:18pm On Feb 16, 2020 |
Some folks are quiet devils. After she's dualized her carriageway with those lucky cucumbers finish, she'll pack all give one "good boy" to start suffering small-d!ck inferiority complex. |
Romance / Re: Do Godly Women Moan During S*xual Intercourse??? by chachanga: 12:38pm On Feb 16, 2020 |
Aproko won't kill y'all. If da holy pipes are being laid right, why won't ain't she gotta moan like Mona Lisa? Y'all better started praying Angel Gabriel won't blow the main Trump when y'all gittin busy straffing & vibing like "Young John The Wicked Producer™". Mistaicey2288:Dunt mind dem. Dey think say na: "Babe, pls thrust me with thy holified rod" pastor mrs dey say. Dey don't know it is: "yehhhhhhhshhhh chimoooooo darling egbuola m o, Ayiiiiii" and "Daddy wa gbese gbese, e fisi e fisi e fisi oooo" Lols, All chicks chime & rhyme right when piped right! Just leave Ur life and live irrelevant talk & headaches alone |
Romance / Re: Warri Girl Dump Boy Friend After Iphone11 Val Gift by chachanga: 12:26pm On Feb 16, 2020 |
miltonchux: Lolz, warri chicks turning boys like "akara-don-done" since 1802 But only betas'll keep falling for those their already overused paroles till date o 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Does her Age really matters in this marriage ?? by chachanga: 12:20pm On Feb 16, 2020 |
Sheesh...damn! Who let the rettards out! |
Romance / Re: Video Of The Moment A Drone Delivered Rings At A White Wedding by chachanga: 12:13pm On Feb 16, 2020 |
mofebosola:Speak for yourself. Where's the disrespect? Life's evolving, you either run with it or do your George-of-the-Jungle bush wedding how you like when it's your turn. Just chill tf out and leave the Christianity commentary out of it. |
Romance / Re: My Husband Must Sleep With Me 4 Times A Week Else I Will Cheat – Blessing Abu by chachanga: 10:50am On Feb 16, 2020 |
Martinez39s: You know the drill; classic C0ck-tease bait. Lame & outdated sef. But these thirsty simps'll never see it coming. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Ladies,can You Date A Broke Guy With Prospects? by chachanga: 9:35pm On Feb 15, 2020 |
These recycled questions are sounding lame already! Why would the need to drink gari with him ever arise? Were you also broke too? OR was his brokenness the abominable taboo while yours could be overlooked?! Left alone, would it have been hard for you to get your own groceries, feed and pay your own bills, without his input? And if you could do that, your next stop's defining to yourself if the shiny blings, vacations experiences & fancy dinners a rich BF could buy you are to be prioritized above over other intrinsic values? If so, then you go for it unapologetically and stop sweating da whole shop needlessly. If you wanna know, these questions are as baseless as asking boys if they could date broke girls because it suggests a presupposition that one partner would be duty-bound to carry the other financially. Just get rid of the Naija needy poverty mentality first, then live free, love for love's sake, don't take bullsh!tts, don't waste your life on anyone unworthy of your time & potentials and never stay idle just cos you're dating anyone, even an angel, keep achieving your own progress goals too. Never diminish or give up on your dreams to build someone unattached to you or not making equivalent sacrifices for you. Trust me, I did it b4, it ended in tears and wasted years. Build your life in such a way that your #FutureYou will always ever be grateful to #PastYou for the wise choices made & discipline deployed to follow thru. Stay woke. Have a great regrets_&_traps free life! |
Travel / Re: The Amount Of Sand Removed From Gutter In Akwa Ibom by chachanga: 10:51am On Feb 15, 2020 |
petnuel: At least they've taken the first let step. You need to Calm down. You sound. Too Pained. You know Nigeria Already. Even if the Govt Agencies Don't Come For That Sand, Tipper Garage Sand Seller-Trucks Will poach it off there. |
Politics / Re: Residents Boo President Buhari In Maiduguri by chachanga: 1:24pm On Feb 13, 2020 |
LosC: He's an inbred rettard, that's all. |
Music/Radio / Re: A Beautiful Nairalander Releases A Beautiful Video 'HELPER'. A Must See(picture) by chachanga: 3:12pm On Feb 12, 2020 |
Cool. Mellow. Nice. |
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri: Heads Of Executive, Legislature, Judiciary, Army Northern Muslims by chachanga: 1:57pm On Feb 12, 2020 |
post=86586824: These your sentiments, they'd have held water if Federal Character as a basic requisite for such an heterogenous mix like Naija was observed and successive administrations cum their supporters strived to do better on errors of past regimes rather than outperform on misrule while being egged on by ignorant misinformed masses. Your stance would've worked if the average voting Hausa-Fulani-Kanuri youths in Yobe, Bauchi, Jigawa, Kano, Kebbi etc held same belief. Your undoing is your cockiness in thinking that Northern hegemonies operate on your wavelength or that their worldview is as you delude yourselves in fantasizing it. You Southerners always promote this Nigerian contraption with your chest-out but the North recognises deeper realities than you do. If you really love the Nigerian Project, it's not best expressed in the blind support of your Party, Principals, ethnicity or religion but truth, fairness, justice and egalitarianism at all times, every time. Until the day you wake up and everyone, including those marauding Fulani herdsmen, are saying the pseudo stuffs you're saying now you best sit up and strive for national restructuring, fiscal federalism and unyoking all regions from a cabal-controlled, easily hijackable FG. You do know "chachanga" is an LG of Niger State right? And I didn't just join NL yesterday. The issue is do you know what you're vouching for? I hope y'all know what you're doing to Nigeria. See you around. |
Romance / Re: Lol Why Do Women Think Thier Education Degree Attracts A Man? by chachanga: 12:53pm On Feb 12, 2020 |
Maybe many are educated with degrees like a thermometer but few are enlightened Peeps with little self-discovery looking for externalistic props to give them some sense of structure, marketable value & worth. And it goes both ways, each gender's got its own opium in that respect. Even common traffic incidents. First thing you hear when they get down's "Do you know Who I Am...Sho Mo Age Mi ni"? instead of "How do we sort this? Who's at fault? If you can't identify your own problems by asking the real questions, how then can you reasonably expect me to solve them for you? Too many peeps running round thinking they're smart & opinionated not knowing they are, in fact, suffering many divergent cognitive dissonances and also victims of #MentalHealth issues. Naija na wa, everybody will be alright eventually 3 Likes |
Romance / Re: Do No Have Sex 12 Am To 3am Check Reasons by chachanga: 12:17pm On Feb 12, 2020 |
Walking by grace, living by faith and unbound by the limitations of works/the Law, you ought to be above and beyond this. Secondly, y'all gotta be careful not to violate your bodies while holding on to these conventions. I take you wrote this as a Christian talking spiritual-warfare consciousness, right? So let me drop a few you gotta consider on that trajectory. One, your body needs it's sleep for a reason. In that time's your rest, recovery, damage repair & restoration time... you skip it habitually, you're doing yourself more harm. Two, you got your circadian rhythm that kicks in naturally reminding and even moving you to observe normal "sleep/wake routines. Your biological clock's chimes are legitimate nudgings that you only ignore to your eventual peril because even Jesus cautioned all to "work while it's daytime because the night comes when no man can work". Thirdly, Your mind Your skin Your eyes Your heart & blood pressure Your kidney Your digestive system Your neurological system... Almost all of you needs that sleep that some legalistically over-spiritual & religiously confused freaks want y'all to ignore. Did you see that YouTube vid of the preacher that was up in front strutting and preaching right till he sat down on the chair in front having a cardiac arrest while his unsuspecting member kept egging him on, thinking it was all one big act. Well, they all came to their senses when he keeled right over and scattered on the floor. And why's that getting more & more rampant these days? Folks be not taking extra care of themselves, peeps be misplacing priorities & inventing unnecessary religious rules, to place more burdens on themselves, plus wetin don dey ground already. Poor stress management, environmental toxicity, dietary/nutritional deficiencies, sleep disorders etc might also join in as contributory factors to other bigger health complications for some with already weak immune systems. Your 15min commune ain't bad but y'all might wanna reconsider a total "all-night, every night" ban on seccs because it's got it's own God-given therapeutic benefits for those same couples in fact na that straff-to-sleep sessions go help dem sleep wella and wake worth zest on their 100%-Game by morning. If I may ask, are you married? Have you tried the stuff you wrote up there? because it's research proven that our most creative periods/hours of the day differs from person to person. So your suggesting a time frame when almost 60-70% of all humans would likely naturally be asleep not only defies empiricism but also suggests that the Creator's work is functionally defective. Anyways, all things are lawful but I will not be brought under the power of any! Here's a link of U wanna consider other thoughts on it: https://blog.dropbox.com/topics/work-culture/time-you-are-most-creative 1 Like |
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