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This people are very funny, in a saner clime, you wont see any of the service chiefs laughing. you are going to somewhere for serious work and you are laughing. A place where human lives have been lost.


i dey sure say na because of the money involved , wey dem go chop , na y dem dy laugh.

na so one mumu girl wey we gather dey during nysc , na so she dey do , no kissing, no touching of breast . when u ask her why , she no get reason.

I have been in ur shoes before, I fully understand how u feel. meanwhile, do well to adhere to the advise people have been giving you here.

some one pointed out something that we should all learn from ; the person said the girl noticed that you have no option except her and she took advantage of it. Every guy shud make sure there are always other options when in any type of "ship" . don't give 100percent to a girl. explore other options, let her know there are others.

OP , make up sure u update us as he dey go.

is like u pple don't know all these cult boys o, they are very heartless. if they can't get you they go for your family. I remember one time that the parents of a lecturer was killed in ilorin. they smashed the head of both father and mother . till today , nobody was apprehended.

if this story is true , pls don't confront her , just ghost her. he dey always sweet when u ghost pple like dat.

how person go dey chop bread and groundnut together , won still kon add Pepsi join.....


you sure say u normal so ?

Cropmaster13:
Good morning everyone.
Well I have been suffering from dark eye lids and dark eye circles for long time now.
I noticed first noticed this when I was 8years old. Ever since it's been like that for over 17years now. I asked my mum about it, She thinks it's due to the way I rub my eyes due to my constant eye itch when I was younger.
So my people I have done all necessary tests to understand why been like that and used everything i can think of to clear it but this thing is just stubborn.
Normally I won't mind but the thing is that I'm fair so it doesn't rhyme with my complexion and both my dad and mum and even my relatives don't have this issue it's just me.
My people If you have a solution to this I'm all ears and please pardon my lack of writing skills.

I have this same eye issue. My eyelid is also black . it started when I was very young , I will scratch my eyes till I begin to see stains of blood on the cloth that I am using to scratch it. I use to enjoy it. As at then , I used to feel the urge to scratch it every night around 7pm. After scratching , I will now have swollen and red eye balls. Although, it has reduced drastically now , I only feel the urge to scratch maybe once in 5months or more sef.

For those saying the OP should see a doctor , una no know anything. There was roughly no drug I didn't use wen I was younger ,from eye ointment to eye drops . He no gree go. Till tomorrow , doctors could not get the name eye problem , they will just keep recommending eye drops for you.

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IdanNla:
My girlfriend was raped around March but did not tell me anything about it not until I came back from school and I found out she is acting strange and I got to put up an act so she did tell me what happen after much act she didn’t tell me but lied about the whole thing but I still put more pressure and she later dropped a voice note telling me how it happened.

That a co worker of hers invited her to his home after work and the same guy had asked her for a relationship which she said no and the guy lockup the matter. So this fateful day she requested or invited her to his house getting there the guy's junior brother left for school cause they are daily part-time student, after his junior ones left, he rolled up weed and started smoking, so during the process of smoking or afterward the whole thing started and she claimed to fight him and scream but the guy overpowered him and had his way with her after which the guy pleaded saying he’s sorry and she left for home and called her best friend which she suggest she reported to the police but my babe told her she don’t wish to pursue any case that the deed has been done already and they both lockup the mater.

And she even talked to the guy the next day at work and the guy was like he’s sorry and bought her prevention drug which she collected and used. After that day the guy wanted to start a connection which she refused and the guy was like what else she did want cause he had already beg so what is with her attitude and the guy lockup with her.

Some weeks later she discovered she was pregnant and she told the guy which the guy gave her 4K for abortion and she collected the money and did the abortion.

After saying all this she pleaded I should not breakup with her cause she don’t know how to manage the aftermath of the breakup and what happened was not her intention that she was sorry such thing happened!! After hearing all these I simple asked her some questions about the incident which she don’t have an answer to:

*1= A guy asked you for a relationship and you said NO that is the more reason you should not give him chance of being close or being with him alone in a room!!!*

*2= You went to visit such guy at home and you wore a gown like a guy whom ask you for a relationship would not touch you when he had the chance of being alone with you in a room?*

*3= The said guy roll up weed and light it right in front of you and you sat there comfortably!!*

*4= You claimed you fight him but you got no bruises on you or your undies gettting torn nor your cloth*

*5= You talked to the same guy the next day after the incident*

*6= You concluded to act like nothing happen !!!*

If you are to be me what would you decide after processing all this Asin put your self in my shoe or If your Senior Brother came for advice from you stating all this what would you advice

Right now am devastated not knowing what to do cause this is the same girl am planning on marrying next year or so and I love her more than I can actually comprehend.. Right now she is avoiding me etc But what I wanted to do right now is filling a case at the police station as breaking up has not cross my heart yet but to punish the dude for what he did..

u are a real mumu man. you want to report the case to the police that what happened? guy, na dere two Bleep each other . find another babe.

I am damn sure this mother in law is Igbo . I remember when I was serving, my landlady was furious at a particular corper and him babe for banging each oda in the room dat was closest to her when they can easily go to the babes room that is farther away from the landlady's room. The lady windowed .
I concluded it might be a cultural thing that it is not nice to hear or see two pple having sex.

hello, please who can explain to us the kind of training DSSC candidate will go through after the medical screening stage . I have applied and I believe I will be chosen but I need to know what I will through afterwards.

mirexxx:
if she isn't totally honest about the kiss she had better spill the truth o. I once cheated by kissing another guy in school, I told my distant boyfriend abt it and he forgave me. but the next day we kissed again and again...lol. she should honestly pick who she wants to be with.

first time I am seeing a lady admit she cheated in a relationship . kudos ma'am

don't dump or ghost her yet . I bliv na mood swing , she would be alright after 2 to3days . she would call u by then , but if he don pass 3days and she no call by herself , my brother , anoda person don enter equation o . kindly delete ursef from d equation.

Yoruba people will say "iwa ko kin fi oniwa le" which simply means your character can never leave you . All this "working on herself " will not work . something that has been part of her for years , you believe few therapy session would wash it off? never . The best thing is to leave her here o in this lawless country that has no regard for feminism.

adetula148:
There is this lady I love so much, we work at the place, and we were good but she happens to be a Jehovah witness.

We have been dating for a year and half now but most times I have issues with her texting other guys and she kept saying they are just friends.

You can call me a fool but sometimes you love someone so much that you don't want to loose them.

Anytime I try to tell her about how I feel about her texting other guys giving them impression that she is single and always looking out for someone who happen to be a witness but always tell me it's me she loves and those guys are just her friends . Going out to see other guy's on a date and sometimes lie to me , she get mad and never for once say sorry . And when she says sorry, the same thing repeat itself.

Then I just let go and assume those guys are just her friends and I can't stop her from texting her friends but there is something within me that keeps telling me something is wrong. Like I love her so much but I still have this trust issues ,like I want to be convinced that I am wrong and try work on my trust issues.

Just yesterday I just login to her Facebook because she gave me her phone sometimes to help her format it and restore her apps back but she could not remember her password, so I had to reset it and get them working.

So I login to her Facebook then I realized she has been sneaking out to see another man who happens to be a witness because my place of work . We spend 2 months in and 2 weeks out , even her time off she plan on going to see him yet lied to me she wanted to go write exams and look out for other opportunities and she told me we would see when we out and spend time together .

Like we go on leave and off days same time ,for me we were so close and we even kissed and hugged that same week. Like she was already certain to end up with this guy yet she still call me and tell me she loves me . But one thing about me is I can't keep things to myself I got mad then I texted her .

She greeted me well then I suddenly asked her about the guy . She denied it totally and asked if I had a prove . Then I sent a screenshot then she said "did I not tell you that I can't marry someone who is not a witness then I was like Bleep". This same person we talk almost everyday , see everyday , kissed and do crazy stuffs even at work now say all these to me. Like I almost died yesterday. I told her all this then she said " I just love you as a friend and you are my best friend" .

Then I asked since when ? She just ignored me all through then line busy. I just blocked her and delete her number because she was not even sorry .

Here is my question, why are witness like this ?

This will be my first experience with them and I will say this really hurt me. Like I can't even think well. So a relationship of almost 2 years just a waste?

So all those I love I love you were just jokes? I just pray God heal me fast .

Like I really loved her. Now I don't know what to do. The job I am managing for now we both work there. How do I face her? Like am still looking out for another job but now I just have to leave this job and move on.

I just decided to share this with you all so you can learn from my foolishness and advice me on what to do.

Do have a nice day .

abeg , kindly update us , how did it go when you finally met at work

underpinna:
Lol Jesu.
I dey beg o.
That woman is damn too hot. The feelings I get whenever I see her is mind blowing.
Too bad my friend has entered the race so, I am matching break.

abeg , remember to always update us , I won hear dis gist finish.

give update when you later......

Someone greeted me today by saying "complement of the season" and the year is not over yet . I thought that greeting should be for the new year. what does it really mean?

I see people here telling the OP to break up with her . I guess you are not advising OP to break up physically with her, I mean sitting down one on one to break up the relationship. I will advise the OP to simply ghost her , find another relationship , move on quietly.

I will go first . Earlier this year, there is this girl we have been banging each other .I got to her place this particular day , she said she hungry (typical Nigerian girl are always hungry). I got food for her and myself. we gisted for some minutes, after eating. Before you know it , we were already kissing , hands on her boobs , down to her p####. small time I don carry rod comot. No need to wear rubber because she is a deeper lifer. Long story short , she collected the first round....... and second.......... and finally the third before i left. I nearly died that day because it was my first time going 3rounds. And I was equally happy for the same reason.




Note: while telling us your story, you must tell us why the sex was memorable for you. cheers.

I hope u won't find this offensive o. I would like to Know how u contacted the virus

who is in ilorin or ibadan that can help with the game , I am ready to pay . You will help install on my system.

RedEnergy:
Here's my story. I heard about the FRSC ongoing recruitment, so in order to apply i opened the official government FRSC recruitment portal https://www.recruitment.frsc.gov.ng.

After filling all my details, i clicked the submit button. But to my greatest surprise, i got an error message on the page saying this:

"Sorry, the E-Mail you are trying to register with is already in use by another user, please if it was you, try logging in with your user account and try this application again."

I was shocked, because i never in my life applied for FRSC before and it was my direct personal email i used, nobody has access to use that email and i was not hacked before, so how can another user already be using my email on FRSC?

Ok, i said you know what, let me try again eith my second email address. Guess what happened? After clicking submit, i got another error message saying this:

"Sorry, you have a pending application on this portal, kindly check your E-Mail for instructions"

I was shocked again, because i have never applied to FRSC before, so how could i have a pending application? And i have never received any email from FRSC portal before, since i have never applied. I have tried again with a 3rd email and it's still saying the same thing.

Then it dawned on me that is this not recruitment fraud going on? Who has been using people's emails to set up fake applications? Because i have never applied before and all 3 emails i tried with have been taken. Later they will say recruitment application is over and portal closed but it's fake. This is my experience with FRSC recruitment portal.

the world needs to know the truth about the extreme level of rottenness and corruption in Nigeria government.

guy , they calm down o, this thing wey u talk , he happen to me too , na there server get problem. wen I first try login , he tell me say another person don use my email, I try so many times , he no do . I kon leave am for like 3days . after 3days , as I open the page , he don login me in automatically. I just uploaded my documents straight. so just calm down , he go do . no body use ur email register.

As a corper or a teaching practice teacher , narrate to us your sex escapades with your students.

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Martini101:
Nigerian Feminists will avoid this thread!!

Dem be stupid set of people na , na this kind Dem suppose Dy drive their energy towards ..........but noooooo, na to dy drag right men , na hin Dem Sabi........ Dy shud all stand and fight for the prosecution of dat officer also.

makydebbie:
Microwaving my bra, no be small beating I chop that day.
A week later the microwave spoilt, part two beating followed.

. for what?

you know I have no problem with her not being committed to helping you financially and other issues you raised, my concern is that you said she once told you she will call soldiers for you if uno return her money,baba, he good as u end dat kind yeye relationship o, even tho I no wetin happen y she talk say ,she go call soldiers for u.

aje!!!! this OP no mature at all. why will you tell a lady you will sponsor her education if she agrees to date you , which kind yeye talk be that one . it obvious the lady is not into you, so my brother move on.

pple dat are shouting dat Dy shud disengage Dem so dat odas can benefit....... abeg aw will Dy pay d new pple coming in if npower was not captured in d 2020 budget ? dis govt na scam.