₦airaland Forum

JidennaJason:
Shaibu was never poor as you're trying to portray him with this picture...

That coat was to die for as at then.

I wish him and Governor Obaseki the very best.

That is not a coat, you fu...cking dunderhead.

Omo ale. See him face mask like mad woman pant!

Bloody wan...ker parading as a pastor!

Propaganda, lies and deceit cant travel far.

The clowns told us there is rice is Kano, we are self sufficient in food production and we are feeding other nations.

They told us rice importation has stopped and there is no foreign rice in Nigeria, but some of us know that importers are landing them in Benin Republic and smuggling them into Nigeria despite border closure....

Let Buhari and co be deceiving each other and some of you stupi....d dumbfu...ck.

Nah here we go dey!

See her yansh like Olaiya bread.

All he does is swear people in.

Does nothing more.

A very useless president.

Good news this.

Fejos:
Good day Friends,

Please I need a snake charmer in Delta state to remove the giant snake in my roof. It is so huge that the whole house trembles anytime it moves. It is always chasing something and I fear it is going to fall down from the roof one day.

This is my permanent residence so moving out is not an option. I want to see it with my eyes when it is being removed, so that my family and I can finally have peace of mind. Please kindly recommend any good snake charmer in Delta state. I promise to post pictures of the snake here when it has been removed.

Thanks in Advance.

Where is that guy called Lalastical? The snake loving moderator... I am sure he can help
If the di..ckhead is not busy stifling voices on NL, he is chilling with snakes.

Covid-19

newace:
Today, I told my wife to start feeding our 18 month old son sma baby milk once a day so he could take in all the necessary nutrients from the milk since he was never breast fed.

Note: he eats cerelac in the morning, yoghurt at 12 noon, Eba/Amala at 4pm and cerelac again in the night. I mentioned to her to find a way to feed him sma milk at least once a day but instead she started arguing with me.

What do i do?

Do it yourself.

Tuberculosis Joshua.
Longtime no see.

The same clown who at a presentation started shouting that Nigeria will have improved power in Jesus name?

A big gamble if the playing fields were level but as we all know the APC modus operandi when it comes to elections, you might has well address him as senator-elect!

Awon ole jatijati

It shall not be well with all of the men of God satan who steal and enrich themselves with tithes and donations made in the name of the lord.

If your pastor is among or you are supporting the fraud and brazen thievery, it shall not be well with you too!

Enikuuuure gbogbo yin!

Kashimawo eyan nla.

Kingproy:
Life is not hard, you don't just know how to manage.

POVERTY is a bastar....d!

It shall not be well with Buhari, APC and PDP.

23 folks dead just like that?
Nawa.

Lol. Buhari thinks he is relevant?
Clown!

Yeah right, like he made one litre 30 naira and made one dollar one naira.

Bunch of deluded, deceitful and duplicitous characters!

LifeOfTrigga:
I posted a snake thread some days ago, never believe I myself will meet with a snake Soon , this was killed this early morning at 5:30am, had to get Up to up take a pee and not long i heard a neighbor shouting snake snake and hitting it before i had to joined him with my phone Flashlight and we end up killing it together. The head already buried and I think this should come up here for Lala, looks like a cobra I think.

One more of Lalastical's family member down and out.

juliabobly65:
Hello nairalanders, I need your opinions on this matter.

My boyfriend of 3 years who is now my fiancee (we are talking marriage already) is constantly talking to his ex girlfriend (who is now married).

They discuss all manner of things, ranging from how she misses him and wished she had waited for him.

Trouble started when he told her he was planning to settle down (I still wonder why he told her) ever since she's always coming up with pots of lies against me. She claims someone told her so many things about me.

She fabricating lies isn't my major concern because I know once something good is about to happen the devil comes in many ways than one to destroy it.

I've told my man all about my past life and everything in it, recently he accused me of withholding some information of my past. The ex girlfriend had a chat with and told him things I don't even know about.

Nairalanders this lady is married, why is she poke nosing into our affair?? If she loved him that much, why did she marry another man?? Why is my man giving her audience Is he still in love with her I know she's obsessed about me. Her constant chats with him, makes him accuse me of things I've never done in my entire life.

I told him we should suspend the marriage until he's done with his investigation since he doesn't believe me cos he said if he finds out something I did in my past in the future and I didn't tell him it will be a problem.

Admins pls push to front page.

Ok.

Fact.

It shall not be well with Buhari!

Nothing new here.

Fear women.

Men will always be men.

A very useless, divisive, overrated and bigoted scumbag parading as a leader.

TheRealProphet:
The rules are there for reading purpose, but my country ppl hate to read.

No argument here.

Case closed.

A shame Lalastic is not a celebrity but a fuc. King poverty ridden moderator on a local forum

duwdu:
Why are some of you so abusive with your language so? Why pollute a thread that has otherwise been largely civil?

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P34c3

Your father, iwo omo Iran ki ran yi.

Thunder fire your right scrotum, anuofia.

SaintLucia:
The governor can't appeal cos the case is between that small party, tribunal and INEC not PDP. The only person that can appeal the case is INEC and APC will participate in a fresh election by substituting the name of their deputy like the supreme court ruling of the former Bauchi state governor who won election but the supreme court nullified his victory for presenting a deputy that forged his certificate and order for a fresh election. The ex Bauchi state governor presented a new deputy, contested and won the fresh election. I'm very sure you were young then to know this history. Mary Odili wuruwuru ruling can't stand.

You are a fu....cking vacuous troglodyte.

The governor can appeal and he has already instructed his lawyers to commence that process.

Fu...cking airhead, stop misleading people on SM!

All hasnt been well for a very long time. I am surprised she is still with him.

Bastar,ds!
It is not about been there, it is about diffusing and ending the unrest once and for all.
Bunch of failures.

It will end in tears.
Hot tears.