₦airaland Forum

dre11:
SOURCE

Iwa palapala.

ThatFairGuy:
Nice move. Government didn't ask too much.
Eko for show, Lagos for action.
Eko o ni baje o.

Get the fu...ck out of here, you fu...cking simpleton!
Eko for show oriburuku wo lo n pariwo?
A rudderless and mediocre government is out there taxing everything to death and making it difficult for businesses and inhabitants, you are here shouting Eko for show..... Fucking slave!
I know you dont pay taxes, but ask your neighbours who pay and tell them to reel out a list of benefits of their taxes, make sure you come back and tell us.
Brainless toad!

27.1% unemployment rate (very likely to be more than that)

28.2% underemployment.......

BUHARI's administration is a colossal failure, a monumental disaster!

Nothing wrong here.

Won ku orire.

ALEX182:
So I have this American patient who I recently came across. He's a fat dude who is like in his late 40s but has a very jolly and likeable character. I introduced myself and we got talking afterwards.

After a while of chitchat, he asked me where I was from. I told him to take a guess and he said said, you sound like you're Nigerian. I told him (regrettably) that I was Nigerian. He started smiling and told me that he had a Nigerian girlfriend and that we both had similar accents.

He then started telling me recent occurrences that had befallen his girlfriend in Nigeria. He said the lastest story was that she was in Abuja and as she was on her way to the airport in a taxi, the taxi had an accident and she was seriously injured and had to be rushed to the hospital. He said that the hospital demanded money before treatment started and he had to hustle about $4000 and send to her in order for treatment to start.

He said that after a week of her being in the hospital, they wanted to discharge her despite her still being in pain. Because she had exhausted all the $4000 on treatment, he said the hospital had threatened to discharge her on the streets and he was trying to borrow more money to see if he could send it to her so they could continue with her treatments.

He furthermore told me that the girlfriend said that she was a Nigerian American citizen who was currently stuck in Nigeria due to her passport having expired and also due to Covid lockdown at airports in Nigeria. He said she had asked him for $300 to renew her US passport from American embassy in Nigeria.

Another thing that he told me was that just before covid struck, there was a similar pandemic which happened in Nigeria early this year and that his girlfriend had contracted the disease and he had to send her $2000 for treatment. Right now he said he's broke but is waiting for like $2000 disability check from the US government next week which he will send to her as soon as the money clears.

As he was telling me this tale, I was so angry with Nigerians and how they take advantage of people in love to scam them. I wanted to swear for the scammers


I'm at a dilemma here. Do I tell him that he's being scammed by Nigerians or do I continue to be professional and just ignore it. Because I don't want him to think I'm involved with it because these oyinbo people can turn everything on your head and accuse you that is your people in conjunction with you that are scamming him. They are that crazy.

The good part of me wants to help him but I'm hesitant that it may turn out bad for me. Please matured responses.

Mind your business!

Meanwhile, it shall not be well with scammers and fraudsters, enikuuuuure eyin omo ole oni jibiti jatijati.

I wish them the best.
There is nothing as good as a family life.

Failed woefully is an understatement.
Buhari is a colossal disaster
May we never see a grossly incompetent and rudderless government like the one headed by Buhari, ever again!
It shall not be well with you and your family if you support Buhari, PDP and APC.
Oriburuku le ma se gbogbo!

The ugly fu...cker didnt say this when he was relevant.

Useless old man!

How many times is she going to celebrate her 31st birthday?

Ok.

dalass:
What I don't understand is how people who have no money to buy food now have access to acquire guns, bullets and even vehicles, bombs etc...

He is not aware of anything in his life despite several meetings... Which are unproductive at the very best

Look, some of us are just counting down now.

It was evident he had nothing to offer in 2015, the plan was to wrestle power by the alliance that brought the clueless dimwit to the fore and he was foisted on us again in 2019 because of the desperation for power by the power brokers and Buhari's own selfishness + desire to continue to live off the state.

The only sad thing here is that by the time he fu..cks off, the nation will be in tatters and ruins.

Buhari olofo..... Boko Haram that has supposedly been defeated are now alive and scavenging for food?
Confused old fart!

It will end in tears.

Bashiru omo ale.
Olofo ni gbogbo won.

Ori e ti Daaru Buhari!
bloody duplicitous and incompetent old fart arrogantly said Boko Haram was nothing when you were looking for votes up and down the country.
Now you are pleading for more time, fu..cking inept fellow!

yocreo:
In Need Of A Serious And Sincere Advice

Hi Nairanlanders,

I would have loved pour out all I'm going through but posting about personal issues can be really boring to some people and also, some might think this is some sort of competition cos of the rate at which people speak about their ordeals lately. I have done something really terrible which I personally go crazy anytime I think of it to my mom. All I feel right now is depression, anxiety, unhappiness and frustration that I'm afraid I may do something crazy. However, I'm in need of a serious advice and counselling from concerned people. I'm willing to let everything out... I NEED HELP, I'M SO GOING NUTS!!!

MODIFIED: Since many are of the opinion that I type it here, I'm going to do it..


December 2018, a boy in my neighborhood who is also like a relative started making some savings with me, unfortunately that was the time I started betting as well. I used to be very trustworthy when it comes to managing people's money that's why he entrusted his money in my care.

Betting later got the best of me, I used part of the money to bet, that was how this ordeal started. In the quest of refunding the money I used on betting, I kept losing the more. I lost up to 90k before coming up with a lie of how the money was stolen in my forex trading account but I promised to refund the money.

While trying to refund the money I kept losing the little I had with me till I got hold of my mom's bank account, this started around October last year. I kept using my mom's money and the loss kept accumulating. I was able to recover the loss on my mom's bank account before 2019 ended. Now to 2020, the boy kept asking for his money, I had to return to using my mom's money again as I had no other hope of getting the money.. how I wish I had told my mom about the whole thing when it was still amendable. Fast forward to today, I have used virtually all my mom's bank savings from betting to forex trading without her knowledge.

When she noticed about the error in her account, I had to lie I helped her fix her account as she doesn't make withdrawals from her account  cos she's a trader who doesn't use her bank savings for her business.. I'm finished now, I lied to her the duration of the fix is 4 months and she's expecting the money with return by August ending.

Together with the money I owe the other boy, I'm in over 600k debt... I seriously don't know how I got here, I wish I can turn back time, I feel drained... I don't know what to do with my life, I feel like I have failed the woman who has always shown me nothing but love and care. I failed her, I failed the woman who has always trusted me to be a good son.  I even had to lie to her! Each time I think of telling her about everything, I get sick. I can't keep on going this way.. I just want this to end. I'm really SAD

Eeeyah.....

To what end?
Because of politics?!!

These guys take some of ya all for eediatts...

Mistakenly transferred? Lol.

Believe the nonsense and you are a certified dunderhead.

Ema tan ara yin e.
Conditional transfer ko, air conditioner compressor ni.
Fu..cking duplicitous government.

Beauty they say is in the eyes of the beholder.

It will end in tears.
Hot fu...cking tears.

vicarsenal:
Fear that hospital

Nothing to fear, you only hear of those that die, many more recovered and got discharged quietly.

TANTUMERGO007:
Not a time to mourn a criminal and a drug baron, may his soul not rest in peace if he was indeed a criminal

You are better off not saying anything instead of the above.
Not necessary.
Life is transient.

rawpadgin:
Okay, was having a drink with a friend of mine last night & he told me he no longer find his fiancée attractive. They got engaged a year ago & the babe is already pregnant for him. He is however still planning to wife her because the girl is a wife material & he will grow further financially with her by his side but believes he might be cheating on her after marriage.

According to him, the said girl has done a lot for him mostly during the pandemic period but believes he shouldn't be getting married to a girl simply because she has assisted him on many occasions. All my effort to convince him that the feelings will come after marriage proved abortive.

Ok.

MRAKPORS:
Hmm

I am 5'2 and financially ok
I proposed love to this lady who should be about
5'1 but she turned me down saying I am too short

Please is 5'2 also short? I am tired o

Kill yourself bro!
El-Rufai!!!!!

kahal29:
My indefatigable Comrade Adams Aliu Oshiomhole with Malam @elrufai at the Oba Palace. Congratulations Edo APC.

Two fu..cking runts, short men, devilish, duplicitous and senseless characters.
It will end in tears!
Fu..ck APC, PDP, Oshiomole, Obaseki and all of their supporters.

Bawal:
Due to some challenges, I and my wife are staying in one room self con and her 30 year old sister has been staying with us for some months now, my wife is older than her by three years.

Making love has been challenging since then even though the sister puts bed on the floor and sleep,most time when we assume she is asleep and engage in the act, i will later observe that she is not sleeping. Though she will maintain as if she is sleeping and this is constituting an uneasy environment.

In fact most time she knows when we are doing it. We are very uncomfortable over the act and she is not moving out from the house soonest. Though she is an adult that such may not sound strange to her, but indirectly seeing or hearing the sound on when i am performing duty on her elder sister makes us feel uncomfortable especially when we see one another in the morning after the act.

Please whats the right way to manage this situation. Advise please.

Get lost!

Tinubu oloshi, talking about squandering state funds........ Several years after he pillaged Lagos State, he is still in receipt of and squandering the state funds he no longer governs.

Awon oloshi gbogbo!

Eeeyah.

Oluwa ma je ki a kan agbako.

Anu boy yi se mi.

The ugly frog Oshiomole would have been grinning from left to right in this picture if not for the fact that they kicked the bastar...d out a few weeks ago!

ThatFairGuy:
Nice one.
I thought Obaseki is son to Buhari as claimed

It shall not be well with you, PDP, APC, Obaseki, Ize Iyamu and Buhari!
Enikuuuure one by one.
Bastar....ds!