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Lala Dead!

Jaga!
Jago Baba.
Blessings.

englishmart:
You quoted me just to say ok? Ok for what exactly?

Ok.

englishmart:
Two young lovers from Okija, Anambra State reportedly took their lives by drinking a poisonous substance (sniper) because their parents refused to give their consents to their getting married to each other.

https://www./251102935417443/permalink/1030420210819041/?app=fbl

Ok.

Oba gha to pkere.

Omo, this is not funny o!

Ugly bastar....d bloody reptilia specie, of which lalastacal is a family member!

simpleseyi:
Buhari will not pay one kobo, you can be sure of that. I don't know what will happen if this case drags into another administration, but as for Buhari, he will not pay a kobo. The Directors of the fraudulent company P & ID better watch out because Buhari is coming for them .

Simpleton.

Nah half woman, half snake be that?

SirMichael1:
Hello Good afternoon Familanders. This is very long, so please bear with me.

I’ll start from the root. Well, in my church, there’s usually a committee for the married men where most times we can proffer solution to the issues or need of the church members and other times organize get together monthly within us (married men) just to foster unity. Since we're like 20, different men host the get together. Therefore, it's spaced out for 1year and 8months.

It all began last Sunday when I was chosen to oversee the next get together which comes up this Sunday after church. When we (my wife and I) got home after church, I told her about it and she immediately asked, “who would do the cooking”? I was taken aback as the question sounded strange. I replied her saying, since she did the cooking the last time, I figured she’d do it this time.

She got angry and said there’s no way she’ll be going through the stress of cooking for 18 to 25 men and that I better know what to do concerning who’s going to handle the cooking. I tried to calm her down and reminded her of how I assisted her in the kitchen by pounding the yams while she made the soup -two soups actually and that I was going to help her this time. Yam is quite expensive so we’re not pounding this time, just Semo.

She remained adamant and said there was no way she would do anything, that the work stressed her so much and she won’t partake in any cooking and that I better go find anyone to do the cooking. Thing is, I understood the fact that the work was stressful for her because she was 5 months pregnant then and it was her first time.

Yesterday at work, I kept pondering about a solution and a thought struck me. I called her from work and asked her, "how about I get one of the women at church to offer you support?". She blatantly refused and still held on to her words.

My mind hasn’t been settled since morning because I got hold of a caterer and she told me that she’ll charge a thousand naira per head, that is approximately 20k. Truth is, the get together came at a wrong time and considering the prices of drinks, the cost of the food stuff, meat, ingredients, etc. I really can’t afford a caterer right now.

I’m at a cross road now. I don’t know what to do because it’s causing a rift between us. I thought of bringing a church member to assist on that day without informing her so she wouldn’t surprise me and leave the house but I fear that if she comes, my wife might not join her in the kitchen and the woman will begin to feel a certain way (thinking of how ungrateful we are). Then again, who will purchase the food items? I’ve just been confused. I really need insights.

Note: I said I'll help her make the swallow, she just needs to make the soup.

Did you marry your wife to entertain guests?

It shall not be well with Messi if he stays.

Him and his father, wo ni kuuure if he doesnt move on!

Abject and monumental failure.
Buhari is a disaster
APC, it shall not be well with you and your supporters
PDP as well, gbogbo yin onikuuuuure!

Toh.
Alhamdullilah.

Idio....ts!
Keep decieving yourselves and your gullible followers in the name of playing politics.

Callmeboss:
At about 7:30am today, we were at war with this beast.
September has done me well �

How much?

Awon omo ole jatijati.

It shall not be well with all fraudsters, thieves, scammers and jobbers.

Enikuure one by one.

Mgbadike80:
Gandollar Dan Babanriga. If i hear barawo dollar, i would report you for hate speech.

Gwomina Barawo Dolla.

Ganduje, barawo banza!

Nonsense.

Olobo ten kobo.
They wont find work or something legit to do.
Smh!

RudyNerdy:
Hello Good afternoon fellas!

There's this Young girl of 22 I met on the road and I was attracted to her cos she was so irresistibly gorgeous in her moderate way of dressing and her voluptuous figure.

So we exchanged numbers, communicated on WhatsApp and calls, few weeks later we met at an eatery, like I've been told that first impression matters, so i dressed well and got some perf with a nice fragrance sprayed on my body then I got some malts for us to drink, when I ordered for Ishi-Ewu and the waitress informed me the price was 3k, she rebuffed and told me I shouldn't buy it cos twas so costly, so we took just malt and departed.

Now ever since we met, she has been bombarding me with Calls and tons of messages, even in her office during working hours She'll still be calling like thrice in the morning and I now observed she's going crazy.

Now about Social media, I lied to her that I wasn't on Facebook while I've been anonymously spying on her and then I came to realize that she has a boyfriend who stays in the same state but a far away Local Government.

Now the girl is asking me if I have a girlfriend of which I denied and she is now littering my pics all over her WhatsApp status as she begged me to take a selfie with her of which I reluctantly obliged.

So the crux of the matter is that I asked her if she is dating and she denied it and told me she's single, I kept on pestering her to tell me the truth and she said she's dating but she is no more interested in the guy again, meanwhile the guy in question still loves her.

So is this a green light for me to ask her out?
I'm 27.

Ok.

When is this nonsense going to stop?

Undilutedme:
Hello guys

I have 20k currently and I don't want to spend it foolishly, I want to invest the 20k in something profitable. I know it's little but I know there are some businesses I can that can fetch me little income so when I get admission I can be helping myself. I'm a aspiring medical student and I wrote my jamb, awaiting post utme.

Please guys, I need suggestions, no matter how little. Thanks

Dont bother.

You dont have sense sir, Dr Agoro.

Boozah:
Hello nairalanders. I would love to share my bitter experience today. It all happened by 5.30pm. I had a chat with a seller on jiji and we agreed on a price. I got to his shop and inspectred and saw all phones were sealed. So a receipt was issued and it was written tested and okay. I paid through transfer and left thanking god i managed to get a brand new phone.

By the time i got back home, I tore the nylon as usual. However i heard a sound . I opened the box and saw the phone had flipped. I took out the screen protector, the phone was on. Inshort the phone was a refurbished phone. I felt sad and scammed. I called the shop and they start telling me sorry, that they did not know its refurbished .but i saw them all sealed in nylon. I later discover that the seal tape was missing. The imei sticker at the back was missing, lo and behold the screen was poorly glued. They promised to replace a brand new one. Now the question is how will i be sure brand new one is brand new one.

Nigerian crooks can get anywhere to get the seal sticker before opening it as brand new. I feel so stupid right now. All this happened at iwo road, inside a nice shop to fool ppl. I feel so ashmed. i paid 135k but got refurbished phone of 70k worth.

Ok.

Oyinbo ati iwa palapala.

Them no dey hear word.

rawpadgin:
I wouldn't say date but i had a thing or 2 with a couple of Nairaland chicks

Beautiful babes but their ideology about relationship was way to different from mine

Nairaland girls too like bread!!!

And you no get bread, fu...cking church rat!

I hope it doesnt end in tears and shalaye.
Best wishes dude, life must go on.
Everybody deserve to be happy.

Organicist95:
and who told you that the child died ? read again

My bad. Read the headline wrong.

Corrected.

JidennaJason:
Say that to your dad.... Mofo.

Shut the fu...ck up, you disrespectful son of brainless twerps.

Ori baba e ti daaru, vacuous troglodyte!

Come back here, let me finish you, olofo jatijati

No moderator will save you, come here, let me send you home to the dunces and dingbats you call parents!

What a shame. May her soul rest in peace.

Always put your babies in a car seat or alternatively when they are old enough to wear a seat belt, strap them!

Adults, wear seat belts at all times.

Conclusively, tt shall not be well with fraudsters and the Nigerian police force.