₦airaland Forum

Kanye ti ya were.

Blackurglyboi:
Please don't laugh at my English and I'm not a good writer.

Now I have come to realization that truely masturbation is the greatest addiction ever. I wouldn't like to disclose my name cause of some reasons, I would like to keep my identity safe.

It all started far back In 2011 when I was in my jss3, I have been a pretty good boy who loves making friends, I was jovial. I interact with everyone around me and everybody loves my company.

I have lot of girls as my friends ..
One faithful Saturday morning I was having a stroll and I came across a pornography film pack and it has nudes content. It was lying by the road side, I'd picked it up and had a lot at it ..

My fellow nairalanders, that was how my journey started.

I started having the urge for sex. I felt so good giving myself self pleasure, I started masturbating once or twice a week, soon I started getting addicted, anytime I feel alone, the urge comes up and I must attend to it no matter where I am.

I started downloading phonography pictures on my phone. Fast forward to the time I finished my secondary school. It come to my observation I started pulling away from my female friends and I started keeping all to myself. I got some worst to the extent I can't talk to a woman. I started losing my friends. I only had mouth on social media .

Fast forward till today, masturbation have ruined my life totally now I have been so addicted that I get it done twice a day, sometimes I feel hurt and guilty, sometimes I asked myself i I would ever get married or if I can ever love a woman. I feel so embarrassed and ashamed of myself. I do promise my self that I'm gonna leave it but the highest I could go was a week. I don't even have that urge of hitting a woman, in my area as low as 500 you can have sex with a LovePeddler, but even though it is cheap to that extent i Would rather satisfy my self.

Till this day I have been masturbating for 9 years and it's really tearing my life apart.
Now I keep all to myself .. The only two things you could find on my phone browser is narialand and different ponographic sites ...

It hurts me so much, sometimes my friends ask when would I have a girlfriend but I would reply (oboy leave that thing make we make money first woman go come ) but deep down I feel sorry for myself ...

For those who say masturbation isn't a sin, dear friends masturbation I'd a deep sin and when you're addicted to it is very difficult to overcome it .

Please I need your advice, a problem shared is a problem solved.

Ok.

Godwin Emefiele and CBN should keep deceiving themselves and printing money to prop up the economy.

It will not end well.

Missyajoke:
Have said it " you need help sir ". You taking this too personal. Aiye oh le. Am entitled to my own opinion. Am not from a poor background take note of that.

Ok. Maybe you can help me Ajoke.

Missyajoke:
It is your family that is useless, fucking brainless and vacuous troglodyte not me, I made my point the worst you could do is to ignore the post. Goodnight

Come here let me tell you more about your wretched life history, silly prat.

Oloju bi ti owiwi.

You made a fu..cking useless point, a point you will be looking to swallow up when your broke wonky as...s finally make some money.

You are a dunderhead, tell your father i said so.

kelvyn7:
So we shall all tag you occultic when you become rich

Dont mind her, she is a simpleton.

Asadujames202:
Are you suggesting that fake pastor oshibanjo is occult

She is one of them, so she knows better.

Be wary, she is a demon, a fuc...king broke demon.

Missyajoke:
It is you and your family members that is mad. Seems you're frustrated

Ajoke, ori e ti daaru, iwo jatijati ikeji eranko yi.
Fu..cking brainless and vacuous troglodyte.
Awon family e, orin yin ti gbale.
Stupid slag.

Missyajoke:
Most of this rich people are occultic.

Ajoke, Oti ya were.

Doesnt stop the desperate bastar....ds amongst them from unleashing violence, terror, intimadation and fear.

Osinbade Olodo!

Churchill don go buy another award.... Lol

A fu...cking clown!

Welcome news.

While i think this sanction is a good deterrent, tougher sanctions need to be rolled out to deal with bastar....ds like Oshiomole and other violators of human rights as well as those who pose a threat to our democracy and are hell bent of subverting the will of the people.

It shall not be well with APC, PDP and their supporters.

Otunba Ajomale, ori yin ti daaru sir, with all due respect.

It shall not be well with you, Osinbajo and Tinubu.

Eyin olofo jatijati!

kingemaker:
Good morning my NL people.

I usually don't do this but I've been forced to create this thread because my friend (a lady) needs my advice on the subject.

She met this cool dude about two years ago, they started dating after 2 months or thereabouts and everything has been fine with them.

Dude has a good career and she's also doing very well for herself. A couple of days back, she ran into some of his documents and realized that she is 5 years older than him she confirmed this via a photocopy of his international passport, WAEC certificate and Jamb documents; his DOB was consistent in all.

I advised her to confront him, at least to hear his own part of the story (because I'm aware so many Nigerians tend to reduce their "official" ages). But she insisted that that wasn't the case because she remembered when her boyfriend's elder brother in the US once celebrated his birthday with a cake with "**** at 29" inscription. She saw the photos on IG late last year and she was confused but decided to shrug it off thinking it could be a mistake.

As of this moment, she feels the dude must be hiding some other things from her, she's so broken right now.

I'll be expecting your input guys.

I don't mind if you help push this to the promised land.

Thanks

Ok.

As for me, i feel say na craze.

Dauda ori e o da.
You better trek to Aso Rock from your village.
Fu..cking re....tard!

Johnnyessence:
meanwhile, Akeredolu says his deputy Agboola Ajayi is a neophyte, nincompoop who knows nothing about governance but want to be a governor. He said it's not possible.
watch the shocking video below:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POHYZyMLKEY

Olodo, coming from a clown who has done nothing tangible.

Ori gbogbo yin ti daaru ati Agboola!

Wow.

Enenche abi whatever is his name, absolutely pulverised Freeze...

He even refused to call him Daddy Freeze, he went straight to Freeze!! LOL

Kill the fu..cking dog

It is as good as dead.

Ema tan ara yin.

Fix refineries with money saved from subsidies, from a corrupt govt saddled with crippling debt, poor revenue and wastages primarily on failed policies and governance.....

Jokers

Sell the bloody refineries off and move on, sensible people have been saying it from day one!

Heartwarming.
Congratulations Prof. Florence Obi and best wishes in your new role and beyond.

It shall not be well with Buhari, his supporters, APC and PDP.

Gbogbo yin eni kuuure, one by one.

Bastar.....ds!

See her yansh like stupid pillow wey mallams them dey sell for traffic!

It will end in tears.

Samylekey:
Eemo wo Ilu

Ode ni e!

Dan Allah!

jimkramar:
It was a sunny afternoon, I was just resting & having some random thoughts when some neighbours chased this animal into my compound. I rushed out to help, only to discover that the bush rat was stocked in the pile of blocks in the compound. We were able to apprehend it after carrying so many blocks. In order to regain lost energy, it was used for Pepper soup

Ashiere onijekuje!

Pastor na igbadun...
Imam na enjoyment...

Congregation and followers, suffer heads!

Fu...cking Coward.

Shut up Buhari, old fu...cktard.

Some of us have been shouting for years that to continue to pay subsidies in the face of dwindling oil receipts, poor tax revenues, expensive borrowings, corruption and a high cost of governance is not sustainable.

Subsidies should have been yanked off for years but for lack of will and politics, you bastar...ds continued to pay it.

With no elections around the corner and the desperation for the world bank loan which one of the approval conditions was to remove subsidies, you are now talking....

It shall not be well with all of you and your supporters, PDP inclusive.

Awon olofo jatijati gbogbo.