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Waiting for Yahaya Bello to come and cry on national tv, just like his commissioner did last week.

Bunch of theatrical bastar....ds!

BrownLondon:
Emi Brownlondon baba mi ati iya mi o ni kuure.

FIXED for you, fu...cking vacuous troglodyte.

Brownlondon, it shall not be well with you, olofo omo iran eranko!

majamajic:
Say that to people that are feeding u

I feed myself, you brainless pleb!

majamajic:
The final result was inconclusive !

At least bed pics or dinner picture for follow up later

Oponu, too much details is not always necessary.

Move on!

BrownLondon:
koni dafun baba e, omo ale

Omo buruku ni e, ori awon to bi e ti daru

Olofo omo iran ki ran.

Brownlondon, oni kuuure!

BrownLondon:
Osinbajo/Zulum 2023.
haters can go s*ck a d!ck.

Konida fun e, oloshi omo eranko!

wizzie001:
I live in quite a quiet neighbourhood, my house sits on a 2plot of land built beside a small stream. One side of the expanse land house our building while we planted grass on the other for recreation and other social purpose.

Now, despite mowing the lawn from time to time, we find it surprising how lizards have decided to make it an avenue for their rendezvous, you see hundreds of lizards running when someone aprroach the lawn. The funny thing is, you hardly see them when we are around, but the moment we return back home and the gate is opened, you see these reptiles flying around aiming for the exit.

So today, i retire home early, due to our FASTING which we just started at Redeemed church to pray for Nigeria, i wanted to save energy to pray and probably catch some program on Dove Tv, as i opened the small gate, i saw something un-usual move by the extreme side of the lawn. Ordinarily, i would have ignored while i drive in. Surprisingly, i found myself picking up a spade just by the security post, and started running after it, lo and behold it was an average MONITOR LIZARD. After dribbling me for sometime, i finally sent it to the land of the unknown.

I sent the photos to my wife, and told her i planned giving it to the security guy since i cannot eat it, she called in immediately telling me how someone told her how rich in protein it is and very expensive in the market due to the value. She concluded by saying she 'd like to taste it for the first time.

Since i couldnt touch it, i called in some guy to come do justice to it. Enjoy the images below!!

Onijekuje Oshi!

Ori yin ti daaru, yes you Alhaji Lai Mohammed!

Fu..cking liars and duplicitous bunch!

Gandollar reinstates Dawisu enu ja wire.

Shameless folks.

It will end in TEARS.

Hot fu...cking TEARS.

Olarewaju89:
Haba... You shouldn't have called me an idiot.

Anyway, prayer will make her to be more closer to God and from there she will understand where she or her husband have got it wrong in the marriage.

Thank you bro.

No vex bro!

Football age.

Reveal his true age and we will celebrate with him.

BeLookingIDIOT:
Nothing has changed,you ipobs are still the reason all that carnage happened. You created mass panic by being the origin of most of the fake news of a so-called Lekki massacre which didn't happen.

Ori e ti daaru.

Omo ale jatijati

So Lekki Massacre didnt happen? Fu..cking brainless turd!

ogohiochola:
My friend and his wife got married since 2015 and the Marriage is blessed with 4 Children but there's no True love, he feels nothing for her and she's like a stranger.

What can he do?

Ok.

Olarewaju89:
My dear run to God in prayer.

Always quick to talk about prayers when the slightest issue come up.

Prayers dont solve everything!!

Ahmed0336:
he feels nothing and they're blessed with children?

how comes him pen!s dey erect

You dont need to feel anything for anyone to have a fu..cking erect pen...is or kids!

Fu...cking dimwit.

No amount of paid advertorial and sycophancy can prevent his woeful loss at the polls, if he tries to contest.

Jona fisherman.

Eku ise sir!

Evil people.

You are not doing anything wrong by watching porn.

Enjoy away and woe betide any idi....ot who tells you its a sin!

Jones4190:
why you no keep your prick at home bro?

Fu..cking simpleton, this is not something to joke about.

Oshiomole oonikuuure!

SweetBuns:
so we noticed that this boy has been working harder lately and this attracted more giveaways from us and relative (he is a very good boy)... he was looking far cash to buy an 'android phone'

he kept telling me how he will finally take selfies, chyke girls, blah blah (na village dude o)... i am a friend to him so i helped him with a bit of cash too.

too bad that the boys in computer market were smarter than him

he came excitedly to the house yesterday beaming with smiles while saying he bought the phone with the "clearest camera" in nigeria.

that he bought a Infinix Camon.

As he said that, i knew he had fallen prey to the Aba boys

we explained that the phone is fake to him and now he hasnt eaten since then

mama has laughed to stupor and told him she'd help him get another.

he shed tears and i felt sorry. dude didnt know better.

see the specs of the phone.
the infinix camon.

50mp camera

Ok.

Anyiamaka:
Tinubu will not be president of Nigeria

Inshaa Allah.

So she was caught bouncing on a married man's di.....ck?

Best wishes.

Awon eyan Ganduje.

No difference between them and the criminal governing the state.

Awon ole olofo gbogbo!

IamDavid:
Hi people, I just graduated with a 2.2 in one of the sciences. (CGPA 3.3). I admit that was due to my carelessness. Recently, I have this strong ambition to become a university lecturer and rise to the peak of my career.

Now, these are my concerns. What are the chances of getting a lecturing job (after I might have gotten my PhD) considering the 2.2 Bsc result? Or it
doesn't matter once there are higher qualifications?

Is it worthwhile to sit for JAMB again and start all afresh? I'm still in my mid twenties and the drive is high. I know I can do it, but is it necessary / worth it?

Lecture in your fathers home abeg!

Ori e lo daaaru.

Maybe she doesnt know that her boyfriend owes her nothing.

Ole omo ale.

Alexgman1:
Its up to two years since i broke up with my ex (ALEX MARVEY). But uptil now I haven't gotten over her. She has moved on & deeply in love with someone new who she profess to be engaged to.
She has blocked me on every social media platforms but yet i still find a way to stalk her. Following her updates & uploads using a different and fake id.

Whenever we cross paths on the road she ignores me like we never knew before.
Despite the fact that it was her that messed up and did all the lies & cheating, yet i still forgave her for everything she did.

How can i move on and let go of her totally & for good because anytime i and my new girl are eating, walking, bathing & romancing i do imagine my ex.

You are insane and you have nobody to tell you.

Will you get out of this forum now?!

Fantastic.