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Royal Rufai, 1.81m?

Isnt this one of the parties INEC kicked out earlier this year? Looool.

Cassava Party!

Skyfornia:
It is not compulsory...but it's called, yielding to the annointing

What foolish anointing?! Keep deceiving yourselves!

Inkling:
Fullish topic on Sunday Morning on the front page.
Even if you're atheist you should atleast pretend to be moral.
Fork off

Get the fu...ck out of the thread if you are not happy, you flipping nuisance with a faux holier than thou attitude!

Brainless twerp!

Go and sit down somewhere, Bola Bullion Van Ole Jatijati!

You killed the python in the morning and you are just posting it online in the afternoon? Lol.

The di....ckhead called Lala will not be too happy about that.

Danielfx:
No doubt I had doubt if her love was genuine. I have asked myself just how to get the truth out of her head. She came with tales of love, always making me feel like a king. Yes, she told me she thinks about me every seconds and how scared she becomes thinking of losing me.

This relationship started barely a month ago. We started as friends and eventually she became my girl. She was intrigued with tales of my ex and how hopelessly i drowned in love with my ex, how my ex gave me the shove of my life and how i wanted someone to change my obsession.

Then she came, she acted well but the connection just wasn't there but i had to play along and for the first time in my life, i felt what responsibility is, all her expenses became mine and she barely said no to anything i thrilled her to (do you want ice cream ? Yes... Do you want apple ? Yes..).

I became worried because she was a liability, always taking and never giving. She couldn't advise me in the simplest of assumed situations and making love to her doesn't excite me that much because i barely feel the thrust during sex... She lacked bedmathics and financial management. So, obviously she offered nothing.

So I called my friend and confidante to advise me about her, Afterall i was becoming unhappy each passing day with her. He told me to test her, "simply refrain from giving her a dime for now...."

I went to her place and after our usual boring moments i left without giving her money (I usually give her money). I arrived home and settled down to reminisce about the day, just then i realised she didn't call me. Oh no, she always put the call first so what could have been wrong. I texted her, thanking her for the moment we spent talking that evening and finally she called. We spoke for few minutes and bamn, she told me she wants to get busy with her chores, okay. The minute went bye, an hour, 24 hours, a day and few hours and still no call...

Why should i put the call Afterall, i offered her what most guys wouldn't and the only and one thing she had to do is call me to atleast say "Danielfx i miss you...."

Well, i learnt a funny lesson. She ain't loyal....

Ok.

Sun re ooo Aji!

Bola Bullion Van omo ole jatijati!

To hell with APC.

Bukaatii22:
Let's wait and see

Do you have a choice?

skimena:
I can't support masturbation or rape. Never. When u're Hot and you are not married. Just Read your Bible. Pray, sing praise and worship to God.

You won't even last 3 minutes before the urge will disappear.

Go fu...ck yourself, you stinking rugrat!

Thieves are allowed to mingle with people who claim to be closer to God.
Nah normal thing.
Ole ni everybody las las.

slyfox35:
This lockdown has been hard on almost everyone, any money you use for foodstuff, your pocket go feel am.

Apparently, this family of five have been staying at one corner in my compound without paying rent.

Some guys came today to fix the mosquito nets on the windows when they spotted the den of these animals.

Na so we descend on their den with water,we eventually caught four,one remaining inside, their Papa I guess,that guy stubborn gan,upon all the water,e nor come out,no wahala, he should be there, I have collected my rent in kind.

They call it African Giant Rat, We call it Rabbit

Ofiontor.

I hope you get the next thing to Covid-19 and when you do, spread it only to the people in your compound!
Oloshi onijekuje jatijati

Ole alatenuje.

A fu...cking scammer, just like the pastors he criticises.

Looool.
Nah wetin they happen las las be that.
After them don yanma yanma everywhere, nah born again bus stop them gra gra dey finish!

Tinubu ori e daaaru!

RIP Ajiiii!

Kraspo:
Tinubu is a strategist, he will turn things around. When will all these pro-Tinubus borrow brain? When? Living on past glory.

If them born TINUBU well make him talk na, EFCC will immediately remember adeyanjudeji petition against him...

Ojuyobo!!!!

Congrats to the new CTC chairman. He shouldn't burn bridges like Oshoimole.

Thunder fire you and the thieving bastar....d Tinubu you all call a leader.

Rilwayne001:
This news is like more lotions on the palm of IPOB pigs and Tinubu haters to masturbate with.

Y'all should wait for more breaking news before you start whining and dining.. Politics is not about emotion and those who laugh first or got the most laugh. It's about those who laugh last. ...Abi

Rilwan oloriburuku ni e!
Iwo omo ale jatijati yi.
It shall not be well with your party APC and PDP
Gbogbo yin onikuuuure!

Who cares if Oshiomole the ugly frog gets tossed in the bin?!

Fu..cking clowns.

It has always been politics over governance.
We are seeing that clearly, politics is what matters... Retention of power and control of state resources

It shall not be well with all of these bastar...ds, including Buhari and Osinbade

Fu...cking wan...kers!

He carry money for hand sef, he wan carry the money go hell?

tope777:
Whenever Politician fighting themselves, I use to experience special joy in my belly.
Father Lord , scattered and disgrace, every politician working against the masses.
There shall be no peace for the wicked in this nation ...Amen!!

Inshaa Allah.

And all their supporters too, APC + PDP, all of them, may God scatter, disgrace, humiliate and blow all of them into hopeless pieces.

sarrki:
Fayemi is a traitor an enemy combatant


He deserves to be treated onward with Rotimi amaechi with el rufai as an enemy of the state

I never hide my feelings for him from onset

He’s an enemy of the state

All of you are bastar...ds, APC + PDP + their supporters + sympathisers.

All of you are enemies of the state, traitors and fu..cking bastar....ds!

Gbogbo yin eni kuuure.

Dastard act.

Nothing will happen.

Omo ale do elede ni sha...

Nothing is worth taking your own life.

Absolutely nothing!

Darrenpraise:
. That's not true, my 3 kids have Oshio to their names and they are very handsome, my younger brother is Oshio n very handsome

Yinmu.
Make we see.

NEWBIN:
We have known each other for about six months now. I proposed to her in March 2020 and kept telling me she was thinking about it.

Just yesterday, she said yes to my proposal and I was so excited. When I met her yesterday evening, she told me Friday (June 26) is her birthday and that, she expects a lot of gifts and mobile money from me. My bowels became full instantly so left to go ease myself.

I have lost interest. Show me a way to outsmart this fraudster of a lady, thanks.

Looooool.