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2kris:
ladies and gentlemen please help me to thank god because those bh boys could have killed me immediately after the twin blast....i was coming back from bukuru and i stoped in terminus and these wierd looking guys boko haram caught me.the started asking me qtns..i saw bottles knives, cutlases,saw,and so on with them as i was answerin their second qtn we started hearing allah ukbar allah ukbar before the will know what is hapening i don mattey.these guys started chasing me trowing bottles,cutlases @ me i outran them all....people i ran from rwang pam street to gada biu fly over before some good nigeria gave me transprt money to come back to my destination....i am still @ shock as i type these story,,abeg make una help me thank God

Wow! Thank God you got away. Please be careful and stay safe. Jos is no longer the beautiful, peaceful place it used to be.

irahub:
Just noticed that as well. He is simply as dull as Buhari in following any line oc argument and making intelligent argument. He only resorts to insults.

...which is quite pathetic really. His frustrations are very apparent in his posts. You've just got to pity the guy.

MyMouth:
Which Angela? The architect?

Yes. Did you know her?

ParrishNorwood:
How I about I skip the part where I read it and just tell you how stu.pid you are? You're stu.pid! Ineptitude? After just a month? Please! You idiotts just want to talk and shout I told you soM you don't want what's good for this country! You want to see what ineptitude looks like there's a certain big nosed dimwit who just got ousted out of office, why don't you study his six year government, see what ineptitude truly looks like!

Have a ball? No thanks, I've got two.

Your penchant for resorting to uncouth name calling tells me two things:
1. You are sadly dull and lacking in the mental capability needed to debate intelligently and so you hide behind your foul tongue.
2. You are uncivilized and ungentlemanly.

This will be the last time I respond to your verbal attacks. You are about as uninteresting as your oga. Goodnight.

ParrishNorwood:
And did I ask for your cluster fuc.k of an opinion? That's bitch talk! Somehow you think a one line phrase can counter the truth or hide your stupidity? Well it doesn't. FOH!

Go back and read the convoluted piece of crap you wrote, then come back and tell me who's stupid again. You Buhari supporters are one and the same-full of ridiculous excuses for your oga's ineptitude. But that's neither here nor there. I refuse to be pulled into your childish display and tantrum throwing. Have a ball, dude!

ParrishNorwood:
People like you don't deserve anything, you are impatient. You want the whole Rot of this country fixed in a day? Wake up man! He has one chance, 200 million eyes on him, he has to do it right, slow and steady, mate, slow and steady,

"Give me six hours to chop down a tree and I will spend the first four sharpening the axe."

What a load of crock!

Joniboi:
Not Again...Jos my second home, I remember when we move around that city freely anytime of the day. Jos is now a shadow of it's former state. BH will nevee know peace.

Dogon Karfe, tudun wada, terminus, masallacin juma'a, bauchi road, rukuba barracks, joseph gomwalk, bachit close in GRA, all good memories I have of J-town.

I refuse to let BH ruin these memories. Remembering Angela, who lost her life in the last Jos blast at Terminus. Rest on girl.

Disgusting pictures. No child should see these.

Those are the the McGhees. The lady actually had six babies at once which instantly propelled the family to celbrity status. They have a reality tv show right now centered around the six kids.

The two pictures are of different women though. I don't know the pregnant lady.

ArchEnemy:
Seriously?
Wack mindset
You ll repeat this statement the day he knocks you unconscious

Or kills you.

@OP, he does have the 'sleepy eyes' thing. You can't miss Asian features cause they are strong. Once you have the gene, it shows. He is good looking and having the 'sleepy eyes' thing is not a bad thing.

olapluto:
What a silly news. She died in Turkey as a result of illness. This has nothing to do with Nigeria. Malaria is not a new disease. If Turkish hospitals cannot treat malaria, na dem kill her.
These 1kobo blogs self.

I could hug u right now.

alfred5:
No. Now, is one of the best camps in the country.

I'm happy to hear that. One more feather in Akpabio's cap.

A safe and fun filled service year to all who are currently serving the fatherland in this capacity.

alfred5:
Just browsing my photo gallery and ran into this picture of mine.

Back then at Nsit Attai, NYSC Camp, Akwaibom State.

Represented my Platoon, Platoon1... For the contest of Ms Cute.

2014/2015 Batch A...

To God be all the glories!

I served in Akwa Ibom a few years ago. Is the Nsit-Atai camp still as dirty as it used to be, and are there still vultures?

VenusBetty:
not venomous but dont they swallow?

These ones swallow rodents and the likes. The larger pythons of the constrictor family are different from these.

sunshine1974:
Protector and guard? Yet not worshipped. U need spiritual brain cleansing

The police protect you (or at least they claim to). Guard dogs protect and guard you. Do you worship either, dullard?

greggles:
If someone gets electrocuted by thousands of volts to be burnt like that, believe me, that person has zero chance of being alive. Most electrocutions that kill do not char the individual. I think perhaps she already had a black paint coloring on her, typical of what is seen on Nollywood movies when people are fraternizing (they paint themselves black)

And why, pray tell, will she want to paint herself black with movie make-up like you postulate, and then sit bare a.ssed on the road to be mocked?

Does that make sense to you?

Stripping them naked was not very nice. Still, I am glad bodily harm was not inflicted on them.

Meanwhile, the Nigerian society is very intolerant of theft. Thieves and intending thieves beware! Not that they would listen anyway.

I am from idemili LG which comprises towns where the python is the recognized totem. I do not condone the practise or support it but I'd like to correct some misconceptions.

1. Not all snakes are revered in Idemili. Only the python (eke) is.
2. The python is the people's totem and not a god. It is not worshipped but revered and believed to be a protector/guardian.
3. The snakes come and go freely like the OP observed, even in my own village/family home, and I believe this largely because pythons are non venomous snakes and secondly, they have come to exist peacefully over so many years with people of the area so neither the python nor the people regard each other as a threat.

Happy Birthday. You share the same birthday with my mum, a truly great woman.

I wish you a blessed birthday and many more blessed years on earth.

dwayni:
Daniel is an asss who thinks he is a big shot when the truth is, he ain't shiit. The couple lives 2 blocks away from my parents home, I coincidentally stayed in the same hotel with them last GIAMA award in Houston last year, he is truly a punk. Stella is down to earth and got jokes.

You hit the nail on the head about Daniel. I used to know him one on one a few years ago. I don't think he is bad, but like you said he's really not all that. I remember thinking he and Doris were no match when they got married. He's friendly though.

As for Stella, this is sooooo not the image most of us had of her. She has fallen a few notches in my estimation.

tpiadotcom:
room 1408 is a movie.

Based on a book of the same name by Stephen King. Scary stuff.

@babyosisi: so sorry you are hurting, but that's life for you. With time, it will get easier. Cry and vent as much as you need to. May God give you the strength to overcome this loss. Its more saddening because of the little kids deprived of their mother. I will put them in my prayers.

OluMighty01:
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Yea I am great. Thanks. I don't come back to this thread much cos every time I do, there is a new negative comment from someone. I want to try and stay positive and have my eyes on my goal. Thanks once again.

Good to know you are doing better and staying positive. It will be well.

quest003:
@chival, abeg ignore them. And the hypocrite was here showing sympathy when a similar scenario that started as a threat played out and here she is spewing some bullshit. Whats special about your mention? Is it used to collect money at the counter. Mtcheew!! www.nairaland.com/834710/another-nigerian-commits-suicide#9859054

Thanks for digging that out. Again, let us all be careful how we think, speak and act. No one knows tomorrow. May we always find help when we need it. God bless one and all.

@OP: where are you? I hope you are feeling a lot better now. Please let us know.

bethyz:
Atleast am not looking too old for marriage. This pics was taken dis morning

You don't have to try and prove anything to anyone. You are just 25. Do not let your mum coerce you into doing something you shouldn't. Marrying an already married man will definitely end badly for you. Speak with your mum candidly, but do not be confrontational. If after that she doesn't change, then ignore her or make plans to move out, if you are financially able to.

jayedu108:
Please. Shut up and learn to talk like someone who is civilized abeg she already told u the truth if u are not fyne or down with wat she has said go hug a transformer u can find one close or in d middle of ur street happy sunday.

I neither have the time nor the inclination to descend to your level. Have a blast down there!

ifyalways:
My dear, YOU don't get to tell me what to type or not. Just offer your advisory and move it.

I have seen people in worst scenarios but not once have they thought suicide. Heck, visit the jobs/vacancies section and see graduates with good degrees looking for even a 20 K job. The OP wants to kill himself cos he's not " Rich" yet. Who gets " rich" overnight? Which sort of crooked mindset is that?

You can hold his hand for all you want, your perogative. Just get off my mention. Cheers

This is a faceless free-for-all forum. I don't get to tell you what to type? Great! But you also don't get to tell me not to quote you. If you don't want anyone quoting you, then keep away. The quote button is there to be used by all forumites.

I still maintain my stand- until you walk a mile in the poster's shoes, don't judge! We all decry cyber bullying and condemn its awful effects, especially since that online suicide thing a few years ago, yet we go ahead to do the exact same thing. What do you think you are doing by mocking a suicidal person?

People get suicidal for many reasons, some of which are ludicrous, but the fact remains that they are suicidal, period! If you can't find anything encouraging or nice to say, move along. That is the lady-like thing to do.

A pleasant Sunday to you.

babyosisi:
The delta born Facebook suicide guy said it online and was found hanging
No one believed him.

Ovie! Don't even remind me of him. We were coursemates briefly before he changed schools. If only someone had offered a helping hand. But as is the naija custom he was mocked and laughed to scorn.

ifyalways:
Kulyie, loool.

OP, please donate your kidneys please. I've got people that would buy it, pay your folks and offer u a decent funeral in return.

Think about it and PM me.

Not cool Ify. Never ever mock a suicidal person no matter how silly their reason(s) may seem to you. Until you have been down that road, you probably will never understand.

@OP: I have nothing to say to you that hasn't been said already. I will be praying for you. God loves you and he will make a way if you can just trust. I know you've tried before but try again. If you are in Lagos, I've got a book that WILL help. Its not a motivational or self help book, and its free.

God bless you. Hold on my brother. God has not forgotten you. The hymn below has been of help to me in dark times.

God is known in loving kindness
God, the true eternal good
Never will he forsake you
Trust his father/motherhood
Can a mother leaver her children?
Can unchanging Love forget?
Though all earthly friends betray you
Lo, his arms enfold thee yet