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psallmuel:
What were the messages for 3 years?

Year 1

Guy: hi
Guy: hello
Guy: are you there?
Guy: yes
Guy: is there light?
Guy: are you busy?
Guy: do you have pin mouth charger?
Guy: hhmm
Guy: ok, bye. Till next year

Year 2
Guy: hi
Guy: you remember me?
Guy: its been a year now and I still have one year to go
Guy: I just finished NYSC sha
Guy: I'm looking for a job
Girl:
Guy: how was your day?
Guy: mine was great, I trekked all through looking for a job.
Guy: hope you have had something to eat
Guy: I have eaten, wait o! Have I?... Forget!
Guy: are you busy?
Guy: ok, bye. Till next year

Final year.
Guy: happy new year!!
Guy: same to me
Guy: I just got a call from chevron, inviting me for an interview


Few weeks passed
Guy: hi
Guy: guess what?
Guy: what
Guy: I got the job!!!!
Girl:
Guy: they just sent in my employment letter now via email and I'm supose to resume by tomorrow monday.
Guy: bye, I'm off to church

ThatMonday

Guy: I got work today and the place was amazing
Guy: did I tell you that I'll be earning 900k for a start + official car, a driver with a duplex in banana island?
Guy: God has blessed me so much. All I need now is a wife.
Girl: HI
Girl: Hello
Girl: how are you?
Girl: xup
Girl: sorry for not replying your messages, I didn't have MB
Girl: let's meet so we could talk
Girl: my birthday is tomorrow:
Girl: are you there
Guy: hi, sorry was held up in traffic
Guy: just got home.
Girl: ok. Can we meet tomorrow?
Guy: wish I could but work, let's make it weekend....
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She skipped this part of the story.

If you are a guy and reading this, kneel down let me pray for you.

Any girl that will snub you for a week she will block you before that millions comes your way IJN

*in falz voice* what nonsense!

my brother lol. Happy Quarantine!

my sister tell us the full story

my brother these goes to show how wicked our past and present leaders are...Incurring generational debts

my brother Ubanja come ooo

my brother I don't envy your ignorance. Can you see they're President already. Or Should I use all my mouth to tell you women greatly outnumbered us men so they've succeeded by devising a plan to creating woman's secret society(feminism) to regulate things in their favour.

Men in the world are already growing discontented with their lot. Why should the hardest work fall to our share, while the women lord it over us?

Now, asking them to become President is like wanting them to cast their secret society that is hidden under the under the guise called feminism.

Mikkymilli:
Have you ever been given rimjob before? I can 100% confirm to you that that's the sweetest experience you can have in your body. I've never been the giver of it though but it sure as hell was great being the recipient. Chai. This girl being spoil me sha.
Ps: Check dictionary to know the meaning of rimjob. Don't ask me.

my brother iyamaaa!

my brother even though I regret being one. Your reasons are not far fetched. Millennials are a bunch of softies and push overs,no gut. Utter trash! No fight in them. No honor, no pride, willing to be held accountable and responsible for someone else's doing. To even make matters worsen for them they're born in Nigeria where their Baby Boomers Parent/Leaders ruined their future by not teaching them how to be independent and not one of actuly wants to work hard.

puremaker7:
don't mind them, even africans does not like africans, South africans does not like nigerians, ibos does not like yoruba, yoruba does not like ibos..
so what again?

my brother stop spreading false image of a typical Yoruba Man. Yoruba's were trained not to hate anybody.

my brother ok you want the likes of Dangote and Adenuga to assume the role of government?! Common bro! That will be an outright war between The Rich and Powerful.


You want government to see them as threats...That is when they start frustrating their businesses


Note: Even our God is a jealous God

my brother K1 na double legend for this area than his music. I remember when him knack Pasuma daughter too.

my brother you don watch Home alone taya

Evablizin:
Attention seeker. Weldone oh,i no fit use my data watch wetin go vex me.

my sister to beat to you from behind dey hitch me.

my brother everyone should play their part. Don't leave it for Bubu alone, or else...

my brother they may be close to right in eating Amala to cure the virus...do you know vaccine contains aluminum,mercury that weakened virus.

my brother eiyah! Quarantine has these women going crazy!

my brother hmmm

My brother I just sneezed.

Spark2:
This is priceless.
Can you give more light to being an Ambivert?

my brother you see yasef! Nairaland go make your case worse. It's like telling a Doctor to help with your headache and he says you have a chronic migraine

my brother hmmmm

my brother thought they said use this stay at home period to learn a new skill. @Rozz abeg bend make I enter! I wan to learn how to find the G spot.

my brother go ahead it's just business this time for you not relationship. You must survive.

my brother someone should call relevant authorities na

my sister @lepashandie is this true?

my brother thank you to Yoruba amaka

my brother boredom ooooo boredom!

AuthenticNG:
I simply asked you to attack me with fact

my brother what do you expect from a bloody steeple who can't think.

orisa37:
The Fulanis are Arabs. They're like the Egyptians and the Algerians. With RIFA-RUGA ISLAMISATION FULANISATION AND ANARCHY, THE MIYETTI ALLAH FULANI HERDSMEN CAN CONTAMINATE AFRICA.

my brother the FG and Bornu state Governor really tried by taking a proactive measures.

my brother this Oga too like attention sha!

MelesZenawi:
Hmmmmmmmm

The news coming from this region since last few weeks is mind boggling...


Taking notes/records......What a foolish action.




This will insight and mind of thoughts to those strangers from others regions investing in west and building companies in west what will become of their fate if situations like this exist internally


It happened to Chinese today, it might be others turn tomorrow...

my brother lol. Why are you afraid?! aren't we all Nigerians?

my brother Imo girls sha!
























Abeg who get light I wan charge my power bank.

my brother why na...you're too presumptuous. They said Good boys and girls not Area boys and girls.