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I respect this yahoo yahoo boy cos he's just so brave to come online to say this, but He's still a coward though cos the EFCC are lurking around waiting to see his contact details.

Shame on YOU! and JAIL on YOU!.


And the girl who dumped you is not a REAL Lagos chic at all, you mean she left you for a student or what? Jeez. these girls jump at aristo fathers who happen to be Yahoo Yahoo Chairmen and Cocaine / Agbero Chairmen, so what's the difference. People who make money through dubious means are more respected and honored in Nigeria than honest men. I salute her too, that's if she didn't leave you for a richer and prolly a more dubious fellow

TAKE heart, look for a Yahoo Yahoo Girl!

@ Nubia

Thank you so much, that was an educative post. My favorite is the Conscious Rap, the type that educates! and please hammer on that Jazz is even more complex.

@ Xopher

Okay sentiments apart, you will agree with me that lagos must have increased in population since 2003, and that people who had access to the national ID card stuff then were 18 and above and more people would have graduated into that age range since four years ago.

So what's happening to the voter's list? are people returning to their hometowns to register again?Do you expect population figures to depreciate at that rapid rate within 3 years or is it that people are now getting non challant about political procedures?

Many people may not have registered in other parts of the country, release their voter's list first and let's see then we can conclude that if 2 million people fail to register in lagos, maybe about 300,000 did not register in Kano or some other city. In my department for example, only 7 out of 15 people registered, for bankers, it's even worse!

Maybe many people can't see that this movement is targetted at eliminating political enemies. This had been planned long ago, i guess that was why Ibori and co were eliminated and some "EFCC untouched" guys were brought in. PDP is indeed wise. but how long will it take them to cleanse this land of corrupt officials?

@ Xopher,

Please be informed that many people did not register for the elections. I know quite a huge number of people who did not, myself inclusive , yet i was counted during the elections.

I can therefore say about 1/3 of Lagosians did not register or maybe even more than that.

This guy musta escaped from Yaba Left, he needs to go back and complete his medication. We can no longer tolerate insanity on this thread.

Was he drunk when he posted this stuff?

Indicted Politicians can't contest? Na when dem realise that one? shey na when Atiku start to dey halla?

OBJ is the wisest man in Nigeria, I see him ruling on for the next 4 years if he so desires, no one knows what's next on his political coconut agenda. Why didn't this issue come up since the time brutal people like IBB declared interest in the Presidential race, why now?

PDP - Bring the basket, Share the money, Power to d Pope (president), Remove the umbrella and spray the groundnuts!

If this issue is not targetted at Atiku, then who else? He should be happy this is all the PDP have to offer and not assassination as is the norm.

@ Baddy,

What's your esnips page?

Why are you guys bothering yourselves, the starter of this thread has run for cover already! 

@ Thread Starter,

Why not go into the freestyle thread to drop your rhymes, then check all the tourney threads and drop some, maybe wild cats can then take you serious. You can't expect to get people to battle with you if your CV is weak.

Ps: why did you purposely request for a "whack" Emcee 2 battle with?

@ Thread Starter,

Why not go into the freestyle thread to drop your rhymes, then check all the tourney threads and drop some, maybe wild cats can then take you serious. You can't expect to get people to battle with you if your CV is weak.

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Pentium 3 800MHz 20GB,256MB CPU System Unit only - 17,000 (S.Hnd)
17" Dell Monitor (Second Hand) - 5,000
SOny Ericsson T63 (bluetooth n infrared) S.hnd - 4,500.


Nice concept.

@ Badman,

Yea you are right, 1GB but you can create as many ID's as you want and have 2,3,4 or even 10GB all that matters is a central downloading point for everyone where u can share your music library, it's painful when someone uploads on yousendit and other's dont check this thread until 7 days later and he has to reupload. You dig?

Tornadoz,

can lagos afford to pay for a subway project, it's obvious some investors are ready to make a huge loss. We all know touts and corrupt officials won't let it work.

I was born in lagos and the only thing that seems to work is MTN

Southend!!! :oThat's true jare but it also reminds me of Millwall .

Final matches are not that fairytaley u know?

paper ccna's who flop @ interviews shey? Are you teaching them based on the official materialz or just helping them memorize dumps?

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
______________________________
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
_____________________________

SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
_____________________________
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woma! n worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
_____________________________
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
______________________________
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do! , but married men are a lot more willing to die.
______________________________
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
_____________________________
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN /MAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW CAN HANDLE IT

Anyone tryna make waves with fruity loops and cakewalk and isn't getting it right, go check:

http://www-asseenontv.com/Music-Producer-Pro/

@ Alex

Dat's d bomb right now. but it's not cheap! its veery fast and it's Wi-max!

@ troll

Did you miss road?

And what makes you think that wikipedia link's about this argument? Anyone can update it and so? is that the only reference about Andrew Lloyd Weber? If you no get anything to yarn abeg shuuusssh and quit yarning gibberish!!!

I gave him the site so he can help get the MP3, you no dey read?

Just uploaded the following tracks to my esnips folder:

The following tracks have been uploaded:

Love me jeje - Seyi Sodimu
Nothing for you- Lagbaja
Mr Money Man Sodimu
Jagbajantis Sound sultan
Player Meji - eedris
Notice me - Baba Fryo
Atigbede - Eddy Remedy
Brenda Fassie
Kowale (come back home) - eedris
Craze world - Sound sultan
Awade - Wale thompson feat remedies
I catch cold - maintain
So ligali - Eedris

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@ All Argumentists.

The final of any cup is not just about motivation, i tell you in truth and in deed, the greatest motivation in the world, besides Vengeance, is Money!

A word in your ears!

@ Magneto,

Hot from the pan man, i wasn't disappointed.

@ Sharetroll,

BTW, have you heard Joseph and His Amazing Technicolor dreamcoat by Andrew Lloyd Weber, the soundtrack/performance did not gain ground and i've had this cd since wayback 1993. I can sing all the tracks in it without missing a word (off hand) over 16 tracks.

To show you how much of a music freak i'd been since back then, now you come here with your peeps claiming rap is bullshit. Abeg make una find sumtin do

Here's the site, if you have the mp3, holla.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_and_the_Amazing_Technicolor_Dreamcoat

@ Drlawng,

Run b4 crawling ke? this is flying in the night with poor vision

Trust me, this won't materialize till 2040!

A blonde lady and a man are in an elevator. The blonde obviously just ending a hard day of work and says, "T.G.I.F." The man sort of laughing and says, "Poo." The lady frusrated says again, "T.G.I.F." Again the man says, "Poo." The lady turns to the man and says, "How dare you swear in the presence of a lady! T.G.I.F.; thank god it's friday." The man turns to her and says, "I wasn't swearing! Poo.; sorry honey it's thursday!

Go to www.esnips.com and do a search on naija tracks, you should get some there.

Or check: http://www.esnips.com/user/greatfansofmusic

But can you access the internet?

You may not be able to connect to other systems but you should be able to browse. Secondly, other windows pcs use the network setup wizard, i don't know if there is an equivalent in Ubuntu. Check your workgroup/domain settings cos most companies have one. And also if other systems have a DNS server address or default gateway you may need to enter those too.

Can you see your laptop from the other systems?

Wiseguy,

Have you ever heard of Gospel RAP? Are you really sure you even understand classical music sef? Is it the lyrics you are after or the melodies?

And to think that RAP is all about those things you listed there makes you a mediocre, sorry to say, at least you should back your claims up with proofs. NOT all raps are gangsta raps.

You've heard Dilemma by Nelly and Into You by Fabolous, how do such tracks relate to your baseless assumptions above. You are just a member of the infamous, popular misconception about RAP. Go eat your classical music.

If you say u love classical music, then fine, but when you come criticizing RAP and all whatnot, then i'll give you what you want, that's the real gangsta rap. OLODO!

Another Mozart cockq sucka

As from Saturday, the 10th of February, it will be an offence to drive on the BRT lanes, with a fine of about N 50,000 naira already approved by the State Govt. LASTMA has promised to be on the lookout with Cameras and power bikes to nab offenders including military men, bullion vans, commercial bus drivers as well as stubborn private "my car" owners. Buses plying the route will be provided by LASTMA in collaboration with some private bodies and you can buy bus tickets up to a month. Buses will leave the terminal every 5 minutes so that you don't need to wait till the bus gets filled up.

Originally we thought the rule would apply during rush hours but from the news reaching us, the buses will be on duty from 6:00am till 12:00 midnight with "HEAVY" security. In effect, the BRT is out of bounds to other drivers. Please take note.

This is to encourage lagosians to leave their cars at home and as a result reduce the volume of traffic on lagos roads. This development is welcome and i think it's another step forward.

What do you think? Will it work? How long will it last?



Fellow Lagosians,
Please avoid the BRT (Yellow and leftmost) Lanes at all cost - always keep right, 50,000 is not beans! moreover, time is precious don't spend valuable time in the traffic and more time in their office. English go finish for vocab that very day!

@ Wormedup.

Please try www.fileho.com or www.esnips.com or www.rapidshare.com, those ones hardly ever delete your files, yousendit is just not worth your upload time if others can't view it after a week.

Thanks for ur time.