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oyinboaja:
man wey no talk say him get girlfriend get hidden agenda

Even men with ring for finger still dey do runs (women too), no shaking

Its gotta be vulgar!

Meanwhile Bang Bang Bang, Kerewa and Ewa fun mi ni visa were banned from the media yet sold like wildfire. Naija and propaganda sha.

I feel the song abeg, banning makes it even popular so he should sell loads of copies.

REAL FRIEND TEST ! This is GOOD, I expect it back too! A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself (and doesn't feel even the least bit weird shutting your 'beer/Pepsi drawer' with her foot!) A simple friend has never seen you cry. A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears, A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book. A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party. A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean. A simple friend hates it when you call after they've gone to bed. A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.

Pls someone upload Mode9 Cry, pleeeeeeaaaaassssseeeee

The young pistols went down battling though, but scorelines are bitchees!

I told you Chelsea was gonnna win, you thought I was hating. In football, the scoreline matters more than the gameplay and it's the scoreline gamblers predict, pundits, the gameplay.

Sorry gunners. Chelsea can celebrate cos these same pistols gunned liverpool, everton and the spurs. Liverpool were European Champs, Everton and Spurs have come 4th and 5th at the end of a premiership season in recent times, so they are no pushovers at all. A team with Fabregas and Eboue is a Huge team!

Now let's go back to the main cup, the premiership. End of Carling bullsh*t!

OH, Now i know why she dumped his sorry ass. a poor student.[s][/s]

Blu Ray and HR-DVD have been cracked so that shouldn't be a problem.

@ David,

You are welcome, but i must confess most of the tracks were from the naija request thread in the music section. If you need any track, just go to the music subforum and check that thread, there you can request for it.

That's great news for freaks, and that means Alaba guys have no stake in this market. Jeez! I gotta call someone immediately.

@ Linda,

I don't know why you cunningly avoided "Gospel Rap" or "Consciousness Rap".

No form of music requires extreme expertise. Music is the product of inspiration. I could spend a whole day in a studio and produce a 16-track RnB album, if i can play classical instruments, i can as well produce a 40 track Classical album in one single day. Classical has to do about remembering and implementing your sequence of keystrokes in a timely manner, same goes for all forms of soundtrack music, and hooks (choruses). How RAP became crap because Oprah failed to invite rappers is so surprising!!!

If oprah is best at showing bra sizes and extreme makeover and beyonce's new fashion outfit, i don't know if rappers'd even welcome an invitation to such, i remember the bust up with Luda Cris.

You don't like rap because some rappers indulge in name calling especially for women. As for the bling bling tingy, i don't support that beef, rock rappers as well as some americans have crazy tattoos and extreme piercing all over their bodies and no one seems to be concerned. Bling bling is extreme jewellery owned by rich people. Many RAPpers see their blings as a such of identity or inspiration. Some even customize it with their names just like rich people customize their number plates. So what'z d big deal about that?

Please show me a classical guy who spoke for his people with his music. I can speak of Tupac. Dead but still living!

Back @ topic: Classical Music is Better than Rap. Why? Cos Rap indulges in name calling for women and classical is for Old People who have no teeth and as such can't rap. Point Blank!

I don't know why this should be an issue.

Kalu's asking for Ribadu's declaration is largely uncalled for. His assets shoulda been declared before someone came asking for them. He has recovered billions of dollars from corrupt officials, how are those funds being returned to the federal purse? The first of the recovered loot by the Abdulsalami admin went into thin air, as well as the oil windfall.

As for Kalu, i do not think he is wrong by asking for that. He is not an upright man as far as i'm concerned so this is not covering up, it's like saying " i'm not going down alone!"

Ribadu should cover his head in shame and declare these assets as fast as possible before Nigerians lose confidence in him.

El-Rufai should as well, He who wields the sword should know the hand moves in 360 degrees. Shikena.

Isn't this for the jokes section?

Enough is enough!!! That's what Lagosians seem to be saying on a daily basis, but due to the upsurge of "One-Chance" buses and Apongbon Mobile Phone thugs, Nokia indeed rose to the occasion and built this powerful mobile phone.

NO one CAN snatch this without paying heavily.

Rules:

Switch your A/C off and wind your glasses down.

"Flash" your phone upon approaching the Apongbon bridge.

If you see any thug advance, PUSH YOUR LIGHTERS UP!


Nokia - connecting people

I've never had a friend quite like you, with a sympathetic ear, a true opinion. You provide me with company and merriment. You help me to feel good about myself. You listen to me with interest, and converse with me with nothing but kindness. You lift me up when I am down. You tell me I'm an amazing person when I'm feeling insecure about myself. You understand my feelings and support my goals and dreams. So, my dear friend- I just wanted to thank you for all you say and do and to let you know how happy I am to have such a special friend like you,

A group of technologists were showcasing their nations' prowess in the Cebit technology fair recently and the German stood up & said his nation is the best in technology. 'We are so good, if we conduct elections today we'll get the results tomorrow'. The Japanese rose and said they were definitely better; ' We are so good, we get results of elections immediately after the elections. Our elections are monitored online, realtime'. The Nigeria needn't stand up to speak, he made his speech while seated. 'And you all call that technology? In Nigeria we already know the results of elections before they are conducted'!!!!!!!

Eigen Vectors/Laplace Transform please keep your heads off this thread,stop reminding me of carry overs

Thanks David,

The same Nigerians who go on Summer Hols outside the country are so law abiding they won't eat breakfast if the law says so, and won't mind puting their cold hands in their hip pocket all day if it's the law of the state, but when they return to lagos, they'll start quoting "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?"

Even our so called millitary men who travel out of the country dare not disobey the laws there, but here you find bullion vans and soldier men driving in the opposite direction - JEEZ.

The laws won't work until we start to obey cos if we were to be elsewhere we'd have no other choice than to comply.

I trust oga gala, like his siggy says he knows what he's doing only that Seun needs to pay more for database hosting. Thanks to his aggregate of 6 new threads per day.

I can predict the thread for tomorrow: Beckham has scored another freekick up galatico shame on enemies we are the laliga champions Amen!

Oh So how do you grab twista's lines without seeing the lyrics? eh, when a rapper does 14 syllables per second, how on earth (unless you are a lyrical ROBOT) do you understand what comes out of his mouth. Naturally anything beyond 7 syllables per second is hard to comprehend, so tell me o.

@ Texa,

Does that mean PS3 needs no chipping?

Expectation Quotes What was really needed was a fundamental change in our attitude toward life. We had to learn ourselves and, furthermore, we had to teach the despairing men, that it did not really matter what we expected from life, but rather what life expected from us.

The best thing about the future is that it only comes one day at a time./What we see depends mainly on what we look for./Whatever we expect with confidence becomes our own self-fulfilling prophecy./You have to expect things of yourselves before you can do them./Your attitude is an expression of your values, beliefs and expectations.

Anyone with a good lappie worth 70k, holla!

na real wah o! Oga Gala, u neva change still

Brand new? Chipped?

It's obvious they are just recovering from the shock defeat.

Let me remind them that the Ghana of today is the Nigeria of 1994 or the Cameroun of 2002. Simple and short.

@ Mazaje,

Ah you still dey dere, all the recovered monies are returned to the FRN account in Otta

Guys,

Go check out Rugged's 419 track. Seems like he's trying to please both the educative and the party fans, nice one from him though, very revealing.

Munyasia,

Dude tell me more about westlands, i know it's a beautiful place, how security there now. been long o, precisely 2002.

Do you know the UBS Village/Quarters?

fainguy,

You mean u don't get to hear what BTNH are talking about? How come you get to hear twista's? what's the difference?, you have a fone number, i'll rap some of the oddest BTNH tracks for you.

JEEEZZZ!!! i'm hearing this for the first time. Do they rap in German?

@ Damsol,

When i said these girls, i was refering to peeps who know themselves.

Naturally, a lagos chic won't leave a yahoo yahoo boy (who has actually hit the bull's eye and is in cash) for someone else unless of course the new boyfriend has more cash on him and I STAND BY THAT.

Didn't she know all along that dude was a yahoo boy? ptttiuuu. Shit happens everyday and in the hood where i come from, one out of every four guyz is into the Yahoo stuff, and guess who gets the girls?, history baby.

Nice guys like us on the other and end up finishing last. Guys in Festac, Ilupeju, Folarin, Ikeja and Environs can testify to that.

, and this 36th is clearly an error!

this is clearly the second loss in a very long time how come we got catapulted into 36? And mind you, those saying the super eagles are crap had better watch their mouths (it's typical of naija fans to call for the heads of the players when we lose) cos those days when we were raping everyone 5-2, 5-1, no one complained. Infact when we won all three matches @ d group stages of the ANC no one raised an eyebrow, didn't we beat Ghana and Senegal? Now these same double mouthed nigerians come here saying we should start from the bottom of the rankings. What makes you think the Ghana of today can't even beat Brazil? Cameroun no beat them a few years back when dem dey on form?

Nigerians and inconsistency, what's the difference between you guys and the NFA sef?