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A miracle could be defined as a dumb man telling a deaf man that a blind man saw a crippled man run across the street 2 help a barren woman carry her baby.

Southgate (Boro) - Boro (Manager)
Sven Eriksson (England) - Real (Manager)

Try Boro or Everton as for me any team that has a Nigerian is my team, Boro especially

U enjoyed it, me 2

Wait for me abeg, did i forget something<--

The Donkey and the Farmer

http://upchucky.net/~upchucky/flash-fun/farmer-donkey.swf

That's some Harry Potter and Wizardry stuff, ah ah Teleporting, its possible sha, on NL maybe

Case closed, Obj is handsome! Damn, no wonder em em no wonder.

Badman888:
when i looked in the mirro i saw babymine mukina2 and me together

No way, Badman is talking about his Photoshop mirror

Can I get an Hallelujah?

That's a classical manager
speaking. I bet Mourinho mighta said the opposite if the case was reversed.

Touch the sky?
U got-ta be high

Jason Roberts (Wigan) -> Besiktas?

Pires -> Villareal

Hilario (GK) -> Chelsea

Graeme Souness -> Crystal Palace?


Benitez has signed a 4 year contract with L'pool

Badman's mirror can't recognise a powerbike It's a Kawasaki 2005!

I need you to confirm that

Tpbm is caressing the keyboard

big ups Naija man jare,

"the labour of our heroes past shall never be in vain!"

Jose would gladly exchange Mikel + 20m for Messi and u know that. How can Barca have two madmen upfront sef? UEFA should ban them for that

nope! that's 2 - 2 draw

Hucarson just hit the nail on the head. Can you imagine, No Nigerian player has achieved what Kanu has not even Okocha, yet prolly more than 20 have played more games than he has, what's the difference? Medals.

But the bug in this is that Real Madrid (and Inter) are clear exceptions.

it's like saying Eto'o has more shooting power than R.Carlos. or that Crouch is a better header than Bierhoff (man put 2 and 2 together)

Badman888:
thank you

and i see myself driving my BMW

are you sure you weren't meant to say BMX?

No light this morning, and i left early so i couldn't look into the mirror, but if i did, i'd have seen

swollen eyeballs, koko waves, standing ears and big big big jay-z lips. Yes, whats more, one tiny pimple ready to explode!

Don't get me wrong, Mikel might come in and upstage the favorites or might not get too many first teams like Maccarone.

Don't psyche dat Nega up, he gon' start feelin like Mach' da Don

There was a man who saw a scorpion floundering around in the water. He decided to save it by stretching out his finger, but the scorpion stung him. The man still tried to get the scorpion out of the water, but the scorpion stung him again. Another man nearby told him to stop saving the scorpion that kept stinging him. But the man said: "It is the nature of the scorpion to sting. It is my nature to love. Why should I give up my nature to love just because it is the nature of the scorpion to sting?" Don't give up loving, Don't give up your goodness, Even if the people around you, HURT and STING , love them [have a blessed day

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A sweet young thing in a mini-skirt arrived & was ushered through. D cardinal was a bit upset about this & demanded an explanation from St. Peter. After all, dey had been waiting outside for quite some time & were pillars of the church. How could a girl in a mini-skirt deserve better treatment? St. Peter smiled & told him: "While she was alive, dat young lady drove a little yellow sports car, regularly jumped red lights, overtook on blind corners, & generally scared the devil out of more people than all of u combined.

A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that the older three had red hair, light skin, and were tall, while the youngest son had black hair, dark eyes, and was short. The father eventually took ill and was lying on his deathbed when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, before I die, be totally honest with me - is our youngest son my child?" The wife replied, "I swear on everything that's holy that he is your son." With that the husband passed away. The wife then muttered, "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."

John said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote, "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle.But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner." Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read, "Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Julie, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Julie. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now."

John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate Julie was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate, and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Julie and I are just roommates." About a week later, Julie came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I can't find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"