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What if they refuse to send it, can one configure a Nokia 7260 manually? - i doubt

I've learnt that it won't end!

Death penalty for adultery? That won't be needed man. If its unprotected adultery then nature has a way of paying back (you know that) but for protected adultery (the smart ones, what do we do?)

One more thing: SOme people should not be killed in this country, their blood is a bad omen (i'm sure we know them) they should be shipped to a remote island and burnt!

As for the death penalty too harsh - I've changed my mind. Let's call sin by it's right name.

"Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour or his bla bla bla"
which means "That shalt not cheat or ride your neighbour or 419 him"
which means "That shalt not participate in malpractice as your neighbour will be cheated or fooled"

Physical death will do here, at least it's way better than spiritual death although that is the overall implication, physical death or no physical death. Haba!

Not too long ago, a large seminar was held for ministers and reverends in training.

Among the facilitators were many well-known motivational speakers.

One such speaker boldly approached the pulpit and, gathering the entire crowd's attention, said,

"The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!"

The crowd was shocked! He followed up by saying,

"That woman was my mother!" The crowd burst into laughter and he gave his speech, which was well received.

About a week later, one of the ministers who had attended the seminar decided to use that joke in his sermon.

As he shyly approached the pulpit one sunny Sunday, he tried to rehearse the joke in his head. It was a bit foggy to him. Getting to the microphone he said loudly, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"

His congregation sat shocked, murmuring.

After standing there for almost 10 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the pastor finally blurted out ", and I can't remember who she was!"

Moral of the story: Don't copy if you can't paste.

Man offlines are everywhere, subscribe to me and i'll offload the latest to you, unknowingly sha

Man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog . He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life. A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl" The man says: - "But I am not a New Yorker!" "Oh ,then it will say in newspapers in the morning: 'Brave American saves life of little girl'" – the policeman answers. "But I am not an American!" – says the man. "Oh, what are you then? " The man says: - "I am a Saudi !" The next day the newspapers says: "Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog.

E be like say I miss road, Ashiwaju am i on NL?

>THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
>
>Well, it's >SHIT ,  that's right, shi t!
>Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.
>
>Consider:
>You can get shi t-faced, be shi t-out-of-luck or have shi t for brains.
>With a little effort, you can get your shi t together, find a place for your
>rubbish or be asked to shi t or get off the pot.
>
>You can smoke rubbish, buy shi t, sell shi t, lose shi t, find shi t, forget shi t
>and tell others to eat shi t.
>
>Some people know their shi t, while others can't tell the difference between
>shi t and shineola.
>There are lucky shi ts, dumb shi ts and crazy shi ts. There is bull shi t, horse
>shi t and chicken shi t.
>You can throw shi t, sling shi t, catch shi t, shoot the shi t or duck when the
>shi t hits the fan.
>
>You can give a shi t or serve shi t on a shingle.
>You can find yourself in deep shi t or be happier than a pig in shi t.
>
>Some days are colder than shi t, some days are hotter than shi t and some days
>are just plain shi tty.
>Some music sounds like shi t, things can look like shi t and there are times
>when you feel like shi t.
>
>You can have too much shi t, not enough shi t, the right shi t, the wrong shi t
>or a lot of weird shi t.
>
>You can carry shi t, have a mountain of shi t or find yourself up shi t creek
>without a paddle.
>Sometimes everything you touch turns to shi t and other times you fall in
>a bucket of shi t and come out smelling like a rose.
>
>When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of
>the English language.
>And remember, once you know your shi t, you don't need to know anything else!!
>You could pass this along, if you give a shi t; or not do so if you don't
>give a shi t!
>Well, Shi t, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give
>a shi t and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shi t. But, if you
>happened to catch a load of shi t from some shi t-head,
>Well, Shi t Happens!!!

This whole page is O.P. Off Point, Baba Iyabo is winning anyway,so i'm not surprised.

You just hit the nail on the head Prof.

Back there in Microsoft, High school students compete with Master's Degree Holders for Programming roles, its more of ability than Paperwork, no one gives a shit about degrees when it comes to efficiency.

Education is overated!
I learnt more in two months of work than in 4 years of School. . .
-Farah

THIS IS SO GOOD AND SO TRUE, If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% And K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% Yes,and B-e-a-u-t-i-f-u-l 2-5-1-21-20-9-6-21-12=97% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% AND, look how far the love of God will take you L-O-V-E-O-F-G-O-D 12+15+22+5+15+6+7+15+4 = 101% Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Love of God that will put you over the top! Have a nice day

Man you are right, those laws are there to make law makers exceedingly rich. The police get more pay by bursting you and you know what i'm talking about, no one will get killed at the end of the day.
I support the death penalty law for cheating, if and only if the law will be backdated then it will take care of all the chicagos and the torontos as well.
The country is not lawless - only that the law can be trampled upon at will (not the same meaning, take a deep look).

It is already punishable by death, at least the country is dying slowly from unfinished products (so-called graduates) If the death sentence is not pronounced then it will continue to burn (yea, that's the word). All the same thank God I scaled through and YOU too

Death sentence ke, Ori mi o, We do not have enough land to bury such a large number of people. NLs i must confess i wrote WAEC 7 times and Jamb twice and all through, i reiterate ALL THROUGH it's been malpractice galore. Make no mistake about it - I have never ever benefited from it (as in i've taught someone in the exam - MP maybe) but i'll never ask questions nor scout for orijo or "chips".
There was even malpractice in UME Post-Jamb so do we want to wipe the next generation out? i support maximum punishment for this crime but man, DEATH (by bullets or injection or hanging?) I love my friends o though they won't listen to me.
Death is not the way out o. Most people scrape all A's in their WAEC nowadays and 200 is a low score in Jamb, thanks to malpractice anyway (not ecause i did not make it at first choice). May be Seun should do a poll like "Have you ever been involved?" then we can estimate how many heads would have been buried by now.

There has to be a way out unless the Americans want to help us reduce our population at all cost, this time around, the future (young ones).They can't think for themselves anymore. They want to party, watch movies, blog on the internet, play PS2 and you know. . . who wants to study anymore really?

A man reporting at his office in the early hours of the day had his two ears bandaged. The manager on seeing him asked, 'Mr Paul, why are your ears bandaged?' The man replied, 'I was ironing my clothes last night when my phone rang and I mistakenly picked the iron instead of my phone'. The manager again said, 'but that only explains for one ear' and the man said, 'Ye, Yesh Sir, but the truth is that they called again.

Wyclef is a genius. If you say Tuface copied his style then it's possible, but the song looked more like Hotel Rwanda's theme song (Million Voices - Wyclef) He goes like

Rwanda Rwanda (probably where tuface got his Right here Right here from) and in this song:
Shakira Shakira

So Buddy, Tuface has a whole lot from the only artiste in the world who sings Ragga, Blues, Rap as well as Local music. Check it.

Live everyday like tomorrow may never come. Actually, you can't force it down if it wont!

Live everyday like tomorrow may never come. Actually, you can't force it down if it wont!

Today is June 12. 13 years ago, i was out on the streets of Lag with pants and bare-footed hitting stretched rubber tyres with a stick running after supporters of "M.K.O. - d only hope 1993"
That was the first and last peaceful and fair election Nigeria ever had, and I look back, i was in J.S.S.1 then. GADDEMIT, how time flies, just like yesterday.
May his soul RIP. Yep, c u then if eva, in thugz Mansion.

Live everyday like tomorrow may never come. Actually, you can't force it down if it wont!

Let's see what Ronaldinho achieves in this world cup, meanwhile, Robben is fast moving up.

Thanks Mr. Noble. I'm posting the thread without bias - i'm not a hypocrite and I know what "pastors" do. I respect your opinion, you are always welcome, anytime.

Sounds much better - MAKAVELLI D DON PAPARAZZI

Word man, Word.

yes'oooo as coconut take get water, no body sabi, as ant take dey chop, no body sabi, i say as god go take bless you this year, all your enemy no go sabi. if you beleive send am to me and every body wen dey your list and say amen 3 times

If it's there and you can see it - it's real.
If it's not there and you can see it - it's virtual.
If it's there and you can't see it - it's transparent.
If it's not there and you can't see it - you erased it!

Little Johnny's new baby brother was screaming up a storm. He asked his mom, "Where'd we get him?"

His mother replied, "He came from heaven, Johnny."

Johnny says, "WOW! I can see why they threw him out!"

I thot the eye was the organ of sight, cant y'all see Carmax's signature?

Ya'll just being funny and naughty, anyways i feel so much better now, you'll start feeling me as from sunday or may be monday.

@Blue hmnn. dat wuz close

Been down with Malaria and Typhoid (more like in jail) just getting out now.

Missed y'all. Gotta go back 2 d doctors, BOlly, thanks for the offline -> ma heart goes 2 ya.

By the way, who's saying Pac is a coward or he faked his death, come out and say it to the West side. GADDEMMIT!

But before then, listen to Hit em up, Going back to Cali and sum it up.
See your pastor/Sheikh, sign your will (if you have one) buy a coffin (or a casket if you can afford one).
Then go to L.A. (Cali) and shout it out in the ghettos that (PAC IS A COWARD) and come back alive, then you are a hero! who's the coward anyway?