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Yep Nistelrooy --> Bayern?

Maybe Bayern will give Messi or Ronaldinho to Roman in the future

Seun,
when did you become a cartoonist? All i can see here is the Memoirs page on saturday punch, its entertaining and interesting and I believe this is the Kind of President we need, like SOLUDO

I'll be right back, i gotta get myself together!

Good for you man, it shows how true this site is, and don't forget to paste vacancies in your office here too so that others can benefit from you. Enjoy your job and make sure you work for your MONEY!

And hope we won't see less of you on this site now that you got a job, i expect to see more o u!

Great ones Jagz, dats really nice. i'll subscribe to you as well.

My fave remains "The great Escape" then maybe "Ali"

@ Hot Angel, tell me more bout dirty dancing, i have the sound track "baby, oh my baby, baby baby baby baby, u r d one!"

So funny!

After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretely arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened.

When he returns to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died."

"Thanx heavens," his date replies. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"

Rhod I never knew u 2 have a troublesome rep, whatz up wid this room.

And Eve (r u outta Jail!) been ages, man.

THIS IS REAL!
A new convert (who was an ex-gangsta rapper and addict) was asked to submit his gospel lyrics for evangelism. He dropped the lines:

"The Kingdom of God is like a Virgin's Pus sy, Nig gaz with big dic ks can't get in. . "
The missionaries were stunned they made him a gangsta pastor immediately!

A man reporting at his office in the early hours of the day had his two ears bandaged. The manager on seeing him asked, 'Mr Paul, why are your ears bandaged?' The man replied, 'I was ironing my clothes last night when my phone rang and I mistakenly picked the iron instead of my phone'. The manager again said, 'but that only explains for one ear' and the man said, 'Ye, Yesh Sir, but the truth is that they called again.

Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day, the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and said, "Father, my dog is dead. Could ya' be sayin' a mass for the poor creature?" Father Patrick replied, "I'm afraid not. We cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there is a new denomination down the lane, and there's no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the creature."Muldoon said, "I'll go right away Father. Do ya' think $5,000 is enough to donate for the service?" Father Patrick exclaimed, "Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn't ya' tell me the dog was Catholic?"

An 80 year-old man went into the confessional and told the priest the following: "Father, I am an 80 year-old man, I'm married, I have 4 children and 11 grandchildren. Last night I strayed and had an affair with two 18 year-old girls. We partied and made love all night long." The priest said, "My son, when was the last time you were at confession?" The old man said, "I've never been to confession. I'm Jewish." The priest said, "Then why are you here telling me this?" The old man said, "Father, I'm telling everyone!"

Nine year old Joey was asked by his mother what he had learned at Sunday school. "Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. "When he got to the Red Sea, he had his engineers build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked across safely. "Then he used his walkie-talkie to radio headquarters for reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and all the Israelites were saved." "Now, Joey, is that really what your teacher taught you?" his mother asked. "Well, no. But if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd never believe it!"

Life means missing expected things and facing unexpected things. When you are right, no one remembers, but when you are wrong, no one forgets… This is life keep the lamp of friendship burning with oil of love bcoz sun rises in east and sets in west but friendship rises in heart and sets after death. do remember this every day because this life is bolo don't take it too heard

And why do you have to make him feel you are picking on him?

Efani:
infinity times lol
always on my to-do list

Rarely nowadays, maybe once a week

ddizzle:
@ christino

there was no nepa men! i swear and my mum made me eat the whole damn thing Cornflakes and Salt rubbish i swear and that day i was greedy so i took alot of cornflakes

I swear that's hard to imagine and i can imagine how you'd have poured 6 spoons of salt in the flakes thinking your greedy self was pouring sugar, and your mum was nice enough not to whoop your ass on top o dat!

Rhodalyn:
@Chris

thats Lago road 4 U

ever been beaten in a fight??

Last time i was 5yrs, ever since then, i've been a macho - dont dare me o! -

Joan Rivers - On Madonna: "She's so hairy. When she lifted up her arm, I thought it was Tina Turner in her armpit."

Don't tell me you just added yourself to the list, you don't have to duplicate

@ Rhod
i can't walk majestically in the Lagos rain coz of the vehicles splashing dirty water on your body (Dirty is an understatement)

ever seen Obalende after a downpour?


@ Efani
Uncountable times

U?

@ dizzle

never, not so used to granulated sugar

u?

Music, football and sleep - nutin more (women, NO!)

tpbm loves spagh

You have absconded again, aight?

vibe - public announcement

back and forth in bed last night

no way


tpbm loves soccer

that Ebuka guy is a wise player (players are usually played now) but this guy stylishly twisted the question and said it was unfair. maybe he would have agreed to go out with Franca if she had won the money and i'm sure she would have been gullible enough to give him 90% of the money, shey na fine boy scarce for town, they cannot hit off so she should stop disgracing herself on national tv!

even right now i am

ever had a vehicle accident?

I don't understand, savages can't be gluttons, can they?

tpbm eats dogs