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How can you cook 3k soup that will last for 1 week for a family of 12? How do you want to do it? Are you sure you are not trolling?

Very very good.

Any hope? I have created a new account now but I really need to get the old one. Instagram keeps telling me that no user is found with my original page's name. The phone number and email address used to open can't also be found with the account.

Lalasticlala Dominique sissy3 seun and other moderators, please help us move this to the front page so people can see the need to stay at home.

They asked you people to stay at home so they can tackle the Covid 19 issue but some of you refused to. Some were busy throwing parties, some were busy doing fitness exercise on the express, others were busy showing off their cars on lekki expressway and causing traffic. Now, we have 305 Covid cases with Lagos accounting for about 60-70% of the cases. What it means is that so many have been infected and are yet to get tested. On the other hand, it means we would continue sitting down at home for as long as possible until the no of cases starts going down. No responsible government will ask people to come out and go to work with the Covid infection rates going up daily or else, everyone would get infected in less than a week. Effectively and in actual sense, our staying at home has been rendered useless by those who chose to do differently. Why are we at this point? Simply because some of us chose to show the world that we don't have sense. The days ahead would be tough and we'd have to choose between dying of Covid or dying of hunger.

Please, it's not too late to return from stupidity and turn away from foolishness. Even if you have sworn with your life not to have sense, please have mercy on us. Stay the fuu.ck at home. Stay at home and help us not spread the virus.

They asked you people to stay at home so they can tackle the Covid 19 issue but some of you refused to. Some were busy throwing parties, some were busy doing fitness exercise on the express, others were busy showing off their cars on lekki expressway and causing traffic. Now, we have 305 Covid cases with Lagos accounting for about 60-70% of the cases. What it means is that so many have been infected and are yet to get tested. On the other hand, it means we would continue sitting down at home for as long as possible until the no of cases starts going down. No responsible government will ask people to come out and go to work with the Covid infection rates going up daily or else, everyone would get infected in less than a week. Effectively and in actual sense, our staying at home has been rendered useless by those who chose to do differently. Why are we at this point? Simply because some of us chose to show the world that we don't have sense. The days ahead would be tough and we'd have to choose between dying of Covid or dying of hunger.

Stay at home, majority of people refused. Why won't the virus spread? Lagos State govt is planning to start door to door screening of people; does that send any signal to you guys? The figures could be way more than the ones being put out.

Flywheel212:
Why won't he be in love, after eating her free food. 3/2 of men's problem will be solve if they mind how they eat from women

Lol. I remember how I was always dodging food prepared by females when I was writing a professional course one time like that. It always felt like they were about to poison me and I was rejecting food right, left and center. One of them came from home one day and brought big cat fish for me(i did not ask for it o). Before I knew anything, babe has gone to use the thing to cook pepper soup for me and brought it to me. I stylishly collected and kept it somewhere. In the night when everybody had gone to bed, I went to pour out in the gutter. After escaping all those ones, I now went to follow my bestie to take a bet on who will get a particular girl that just came around. In the process of doing fast guy and every, babe fell in love with me and started cooking and I started eating. This na babe wey done do runs tire and had weird family happenings. To cut a long story short, one smallie wey I de take care of as younger brother wey I meet for the same place told me something one day. He said bros, you never notice say since you begin date this girl, you always de dey broke. Me sef been done reason the matter initially but I couldn't say it out. When I discussed it with a friend that was squatting with me and was joining me to eat her food, dude said I should forget about it, nothing will happen. Eventually, na so I see say I done de derail, things started going left and right. I had to bail out and moved away from the place. Several years later, I ran into her somewhere and it felt like I should disappear. Babe asked for my digits and I gave her an old line I wasn't using regularly. I got home and blocked her on whatsapp and removed the SIM from my phone so she could not reach me by calls, text or chats...lol. I can laugh about it now but it wasn't funny back then.

krozay:
na 40 years old man wey u dey tell make ein kneel down dey act nollywood movie

Msheeew

I didn't even see the age...lol. And when I said kneel down, I didn't mean that literally. I was just trying to point out to him how humble he should get so the girl thinks he's actually working for the new oga so he can see if she would stay by him or extend this her nice gesture to the new boss.

Happyfela:
This is too Extreme lol. They will both lose themselves

Marriage is about making a life time decision and no matter how smart you are, you can never know everything about a woman until she starts living with you fully. But you can do your bit to try and know what's she's about before you say I do. I'd rather be with a person who is blunt and tells me "I'd only date and marry you if you have money", than marry someone who is forming good girl and innocent but might low key be a gold digger. We see certain things that we don't talk about on Nairaland for privacy sake.

bigthink:
Oga please don't try this, it's silly.... My advice is just stop eating her food, involve God into it and keep watching her from a distance, what I mean is try to secretly know everything about her first and see if you are ok with.... Women can be very deceptive am not saying she's... Remember your age is not the issue here... Marriage is for better for once.. your marriage decision determines how your remaining days on Earth would be.... as I said stop eating her food first...

We've seen some of these kind of stories before and we know how it ended. It's no big deal dating or marrying someone who works for you but the question is knowing how they perceive you. Would they still have same feeling and respect for you if you are not the owner of what they think you own? That should enable you know how to plan your life. Take for example, would the lady in question start warming up to the new boss thinking he owns the business? If yes, then she never loved the guy in the first place but loved what he has. He can decide to go on with her knowing that, or call it quits.

Ishitinyourlife:
I live in the west, I'm single and in my late thirties, I work independently I have a store/cybercafe/gamehouse where I sell electronics like home sound system, games, pads, phone accessories, mobile phones etc and I also have a cyber cafe and a game house in the same building.

I have about 6 workers that run the place with me cos I can't be everywhere at all time and the shop is a little big. Among my workers is a very beautiful 22 year old undergraduate that works for me when she gets off school and during holidays. I like all my workers and I treat them right but I'm not really a guy that gets personal with people so they know I have boundaries, but this girl is exceptional. She takes her work diligently makes even more sales than me in the shop most of the time cos she is good with people.

This girl is very attractive and she dresses nice too. She doesn't wear revealing clothes. She's modest, all calm. I used to buy food from restaurants to eat in the shop before because I don't really like cooking but she told me I don't need to do that, she can make my food and bring it over to the shop for me. Like she will bring me food in the morning before school and afternoon and she refused to collect a dime from me.

People are starting to feel a certain vibe among us cos she smiles whenever she looks at me and even my workers do call her oga's wife jokingly.

In truth I like the girl but I don't know if asking her out might cause a problem to my business.

Advise me please.

This is where it all starts from. You got to be very careful. She can make or mar you. Before falling in love with your staff, do a due diligence check on her properly. You can arrange with someone she doesn't know to come and act like your boss and be giving you instructions and treating you like a boy boy. He can even insult you and ask you to kneel down for one offence or the other. Basically just let him reduce you to the level of the other staffs and then, you'd confess that you are not the owner of the business and that it belongs to this your boss. Do it and find out how she reacts to you. Even if it takes six months of playing the game, do it and observe her behavior. The rest is left for you to decide after you have made your discovery.

Tankunland:
ok sir expect the quotation in the next 30 minutes if I should use the prices of the last time I went to computer village. This images are just some of the few stuff's i would get for you. Picture 1 is the DVR decoder amd picture 2 the outdoor camera and picture 3 is thr power box to make the job neat instead of me using an adapter with lot of wires

Send via whatsapp 07065614087

guy222:
no mind them, they dont know that the federal government can stop rivers state allocation as a result of this single act and nothing i repeat nothing will happen

And when militants go back to the creeks to disrupt oil exploration, will there be any allocation to share? Some of you just talk like you guys usually forget your brains inside your pocket when speaking. This issue is something we all as citizens should be encouraging both Federal govt and rivers state govt to resolve amicably, and not typing to support one arm of govt or the other. The world is already in recession and Nigeria doesn't need any more problems than what we already have.

Tankunland:
Thank you my dear nairaland. I never believed this thread would get to thr front page and I have been getting load of emails so i thank you guys. I wouldn't wanna drop my number here again because it could be traced back to me so please if you wish to contact me for a job please my email is echeoyi@gmail.com. and i would reply you ASAP. God bless you all

I'd need quotation for everything. Location is Lagos.

Tankunland:
thank you for your well wishes sir. Concerning the camera sir these pandemic called Corona virus made the prices of cameras to sourge even before the lockdown went into effect and you know I just can't give you a quotation without me properly seeing the site and the exact prices of camera's now. But if you have gotten the camera's and the DVR and other stuff's then if the site is around Lagos State sir 50k should be enough for my own Workmanship. Please can I know howany indoors and outdoors camera you wish to install

8 cameras. 2 at the front of the gate manning both ends(both capturing images from the left and right in opposing directions), 2 on a towerlike design on the roof having an aerial view(1 facing the front street and another facing the back street), 1 on each side of the building, 1 at the back of the building and 1 inside the building.

einsteine:
I really don't think the OP has learnt anything.

Even after her death, she's still deceiving you.

this one off me.

Women are very good manipilators especially when a child is involved. It's never very easy to deal with them especially when you are the very nice type. Most of the time, they'd be using your head but you would be feeling you are in love until the day you would eventually have sense. This doesn't mean women are bad o. Only God knows why he gave them that skill. Honestly, your late gf was just for the highest bidder and people like that who can only love when money is involved, are not for struggling guys. That's a lesson you should learn going forward. Wish you well in your endeavors. By the way, how much would it cost to mount CCTV with 8 cameras round a building?

Another example of a person with poor quality education. How does conducting a trial automatically equate having a license? Do some of you even reason at all before talking?

Chad have been more efficient in the fight against boko haram than our Nigerian soldiers. See the large cache of arms recovered. When it's the turn of the Nigerian military to recover arms, they'd be showing you 7 rifles and some cartridges and drugs on the ground as recoveries.

Oga, you don't have a girlfriend joor. Take your L in peace and move on.

Your girl is a closet freak.

Tiwatopebabe:
Stop blaming Nigerians. Blame yourself first. See, let's all stop being selfish. Put yourself in the position of the very wealthy ones who have children abroad, would you rather those children stay there and die? See, let's stop being the selfish masses and put ourselves in their position too. After all, is that not our aspiration? Being part of the creme de la creme? So, would we allow our children to die there simply because we want others NOT to die? We want those in position of authority to consider us yet do we consider them?
Moreover, What's your contribution towards the containment of the disease? Stay at home, nba? You'd rather wait for some law enforcement agents all in the name of you-can't-go-hungry?
You wouldn't hesitate to spike the prices of foodstuff cos this is an opportunity to shine.
You don't care what's happening to others so far Corona doesn't come near you.
And the same you would blame the government for not closing the border early. So the government should sacrifice their children, human lives, when you cannot sacrifice your stomach?
And before you start castigating me as one mouthpiece of any politician, let me kindly state that I'm just like you. Your sister.
And please don't quote me unless you wouldn't do the same if you are in the government's position.

How you manage to pull out so much crap from brain and confidently type it here, baffles me so much. You're talking about wealthy ones living outside the country and their children; do you have an idea how many siblings, cousins, uncles, aunts, etc I have outside the country scattered across US, UK, Canada and France? Some of them even work in the health sector where they are exposed to the risk of contacting the virus so what exactly are you talking about? Nigeria has a very poor healthcare system and there's no one who doesn't know this so why should we allow those with the virus come in? Didn't we eventually shut the airports and prevented others who wanted to come in from coming in? Going by your analogy, we should never have closed the airport so others who don't want to die can be allowed to come in. You asked what is my contribution to the containment of the disease and if I was asked to stay at home, I'd refuse until law enforcement agents do what exactly? You think I belong in the same category with you abi? Sorry to disappoint you but I'm not part of the goats that would wait for soldiers to flog them before obeying laws. To be honest, you wrote a truck load of gibberish up there.

Congratulations to Nigeria and Nigerians as a whole. Like play like play, figures are climbing up steadily. That's the price we have to pay for not doing the right thing at once.

MansoryMX:
Do you think we have the necessary equipment? Almost all hospitals in Nigeria lack the basic things needs medically to combat this virus. What you should be saying is that government should check all flights manifest, locate and repatriate all foreigners out Nigeria back to their country who came into the country since last year Jan. My brother nor blame the ignorance of those health workers, blame our stupid government for putting us in this mess.

Abeg, let's not excuse stupid behaviors. No one is saying they should or must attend to them and treat them. Rather than running away and shouting this is Corona virus, they should have just redirected them to the appropriate place for attention, simple.

YoungBlackRico:
So their first and only response is to be shouting "God forbid, Coronavirus is not my portion, security come and send them away"? Even if you won't let them disembark, why not turn them back(refer them to the right place) in a sensible and professional manner? Not surprised at y'all responses, it's how you guys act in your various places of work...it's in the blood. This is Nigeria...bunch of unprofessional idiots.

Well said. Bunch of retards. Surprising to see another set of retards supporting them here. If you have ever been to the general hospital and witnessed how most of them attend to patients ehn, they would disgust you. Bunch of lousy rude unprofessional idiots.

Can you imagine the kind of idiots manning medical facilities in this country? That the patients were suspected to have covid 19 now means that they should take to their heels and start screaming like a bunch of retards? Why couldn't they quietly refer them to the where they could be properly attended to in the first place?

quentin06:
at pipeline market custard bucket of white gari is 2500, while yellow gari 3000.

basin is 7000, bag of garri 25000 naira as at yesterday evening

Which of the pipeline markets?

Don't know how much they sell garri cos I don't eat it and as such would never know if or when I'm being cheated. If you talk about rice or semo or bread I'd be able to talk. I bought two paints of local rice for 4400(2,200 each) on Thursday. Semo 2kg was sold for 750. Bottle of groundnuts 500 each. Etc.

mtinfx:
Utd should give him 250

That would be fantastic. He'd earn good money and play for a top club.

RexEmmyGee:
This is to test his loyalty as he claimed. Manchester united board are watching. They might even be the one sponsoring this mouth watering offer to test him. The passion he claims or money

Forget that loyalty rubbish. This is simply business. If united wants to keep him, they should up his wage even if it doesn't match 400k/week.

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