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Romance › Re: I Broke Up With Her Because She Cheated, Now I Want Her Back. by chronique(m): 3:39pm On Jul 17, 2017
It's usually like that at first but give yourself time and you'd gradually get over her.
Autos › Re: Toks 2000 Lexus Rx300 @ 1.950m sold! sold!! sold!!! by chronique(op): 9:00am On Jul 15, 2017
Sold
Autos › Re: Toks 2000 Toyota Sienna Ce @ 1.450m sold! sold!! sold!!! by chronique(op): 8:58am On Jul 15, 2017
Sold
Autos › Re: 5 Months Registered 2005 Acura Mdx @ 1.650m sold! sold!! sold!!! by chronique(op): 8:57am On Jul 15, 2017
Sold
Health › Re: 12-Year-Old Boy Barks Like A Dog After A Dog Bite (Pics, Video) by chronique(m): 1:06pm On Jul 13, 2017
He's been infected with rabies. About 19 yrs ago, 3 of my siblings went to church and on their way back, they were chased by a dog and it scratched one of them on the leg. I combed the length and breath of Ikeja to buy anti-rabies vaccine before I could get one to buy. I hope by now, most of our pharmacies would be stocking this vaccines.
Music/Radio › Re: A Nairaland Artiste Inspired By Bankyw&adesua Drops A Song Titled Wedding Party by chronique(m): 11:50pm On Jul 12, 2017
sgtponzihater1:
Don't ever try this rubbish again. Music is not your thing, you can never make head way with it. Nigerians are smply the most deceptive people on the planet, with the comments u'll think it's a fair attempt, but it's pure trash. Avoid it like a bad habit.
engrrichie92:
im sorry o, im entitled to my opinion oo

how come im the only one that thinks the song is crappy or did you pay all this guys above me?..
coz had to listen to the song over and over to see whats cool about it...

again, it's my opinion
Thanks for being bold enough to say the truth. Nigerians celebrate mediocrity a lot. Song's so awful that I couldn't bare the torture of listening to it fully. This is how they keep deceiving and misleading people until they get to project fame and idols West Africa, and start fooling themselves.
Music/Radio › Re: Wale Ft. Davido & Olamide – Fine Girl (official Video) by chronique(m): 10:48pm On Jul 12, 2017
Boring video
Car Talk › Re: After The Floods, Will Flood Cars Flood The Market? by chronique(m): 7:36am On Jul 11, 2017
Nigerians talk too much. While I appreciate the fact that you are trying to advice people and warn them from falling into the trap of buying flooded cars, I think you should have discussed this with your inner circle. Reason is that, people who know that they have flooded cars and are aware people would start avoiding cars on the island, would simply look for a way to beat this and sell of their junks to people. At the end of the day, your announcement would become counter productive. I know just about everything you wrote there but refused to write about it.
Music/Radio › Tiwa Savage, Tee Billz; "All Over"? by chronique(op): 7:14am On Jul 11, 2017
Are the quarrels all over? Are the fights all over? Are the dirty tales of xyz all over? Are they falling in love all over? I'd love to believe all of these.

I'm someone with a somewhat strict taste of music and despite the big strides our artistes have taken in moving the industry to the next level, I still tend to be very selective of the kind of music I listen to. What do I do when I find one? I simply play it all over and over again.
Tiwa Savage's "all over", is one of my current favorite songs and I tend to repeat it on my playlist for as long as I can. The amount of work put into that song, tells why it's such a fat jam. From the production to the delivery;everything is on point. I've had it on constant replay back to back for the past 4 hrs. Tiwa Savage played with it so well, and made singing look so effortless. The video was shot by Patrick Elis and he did his bit. Though very colorful and all, i personally do not like it.

All over is a big joint/song and it carries a deep message with it. It has this feeling that it brings to you when you vibe and dance to it. Listening to it, it brought lots of thoughts and ideas to me. If I had to shoot/direct that video, I really would have loved the video to have a storyline to it, that passes the message on, rather than having just an abstract concept of Tiwa singing and dancing with some girls.

Now, I don't really know how far the reconciliation process between Tiwa and Tee billz has gone, and if the song is a reflection of her heart felt emotions and feelings towards him, or simply just the end product of a creative mind like most song writers do. But assuming it was former, it would have been a perfect opportunity for them to bond again and make a statement of intent to stay together forever. I would have loved to see pictures of the guy(Tee bills) doing those things that would make his lady fall in love with him over and over again... Scenes of him surprising her with a candle night dinner, taking her into the bedroom with the bed littered with red roses and they get to make sweet love. Scenes of him squeezing little romantic messages into her lingerie box,short romantic messages beeping into her phone while she's about to hit the studio to record or the stage to perform, scenes of them having pillow fights and feeding themselves, etc. Basically just capture those sweet romantic moments that they share, that makes her fall head over heels in love with him.
In addition to that, we can spice it up with dance scenes of fan favorite couples gracing the video. How about having a banky W and Adesuwa dance scene, a toolz and captain demuren dance scene, a 2baba and Annie idibia scene, Peter okoye and Lola scene, a joke Silva and Olu Jacob's scene, a Richard Mofe Damijo and Jumoke dance scene, spice it up with funny dance scenes of Alibaba and his wife, both and wife, basket mouth and wife, and mr ibu and wife.
All these guys are fan favorite couples and there's a huge feeling and impact that it would give to fans watching the video at home. We could also spice it up with a scene of a poor couple dancing, smiling and sharing love irrespective of their financial status so the video doesn't look like it's been made for just the guys on the higher cadre of life.

Well well well; what do I know? Maybe they had reasons for doing it the way they did it but in my personal opinion, I think the video deserves a deeper concept cos that song, is a song with a soul.


@RIO_BILLS
Career › Re: Port Workers To Down Tools Tuesday by chronique(m): 8:35am On Jul 10, 2017
Abeg, these people should respect themselves o. We don't have money to pay for demurrage that would accrue on cars during the strike.
Christianity Etc › Re: What Church Did You Attend As A Child &how Did It Impact You While Growing Up? by chronique(m): 8:18am On Jul 09, 2017
I attended deeper life Christian ministry and it helped a lot in moulding me spiritually. If not for that, I'm sure I would have probably lost faith in Christianity cos what I saw later, was enough to quit church.
Sports › Re: Manchester United Confirms Lukaku Deal by chronique(m): 8:41pm On Jul 08, 2017
googlepikins:
He's good, he reminds me of Welbeck grin grin grin
Lol. You're cruel. Don't know what Arsenal saw, that made them buy him.
Politics › Re: Flooded Lekki This Morning (Pictures) by chronique(m): 2:03pm On Jul 08, 2017
Best place to live in Lagos is Ikeja. I can't spend millions to build, buy or rent a house, and be battling with flood every time. It makes no sense. I feel for people selling off their houses on the mainland to go and buy house in Lekki.
Drove from my place to Ikeja and back today and didn't encounter any flood. If you ask me, the mainland is still the best place to live in Lagos.
Business › Re: 6 Networking Tips For Introverts by chronique(m): 7:47am On Jul 08, 2017
Hmmm. I'm only an introvert when it comes to personal relationship, and wanting to restrict access to my personal life. When it comes to business, I'm no introvert. I find myself easily interacting with strangers and I do it freely. If the networking event demands that I sell a product to you, I'd be a completely different person.
Car Talk › Re: Within 48 Hours, 43 Nigerians Win Bids For Vehicles Seized By Customs – Official by chronique(m): 7:25am On Jul 08, 2017
Lol. How a Jaiz bank with relatively few branches around Nigeria, suddenly became the first bank to be on the network, is still a mystery. The objective of it all is simple, to those who can think. Nigeria is just what it is.
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri Mocks Bashir Ahmad For Celebrating "Buharism" As A Political Term by chronique(m): 7:02am On Jul 08, 2017
ihatesycophant:
It is always convenient to reel out imaginary achievement. If your parents had achieved such feat you will not be here salivating about abstract issue ditched out to you by Omokri who was once Jonathan's new media director. A man that created many platforms to up Jonathan's image, then you should have known that Bashir was just doing his work.
Check out children the children of those that have achieved the feat you reeled out, Soludo, SLS, Cecilia, Alade and many bank gurus. Their children are thinking on how to build on their parents legacy and don't cry on the net. Sorry, take heart.
I'm sorry if you feel bad about that but it's just what it is. I don't have a reason to brag about it but when I have to make a statement with it, I'd do it without any apologies.
Crime › Re: Nairalander's Experience With Police/sarz Officers Today by chronique(m): 1:12am On Jul 08, 2017
MirJay:
undecided... To all the SARS and Police people that are involved in this criminal activities, below are my statements and declarations for your lives;

1. May you die prematurely
2. May you rot before you die
3. May illiteracy run severely all through your generation.
4. May you all go Impotents.

Kindly say Amen.
Thunder fire all of una.
Ise!!!
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri Mocks Bashir Ahmad For Celebrating "Buharism" As A Political Term by chronique(m): 1:00am On Jul 08, 2017
Rhesusmonkey:
Seriously you just showed the whole world your level of stupidity, daftness, denseness, doltishness and immaturity. Even malcomX that i quoted was matured enough to reply me even without insults making me see the point from his own angle despite the fact that i even mocked him jokingly, thats what i call MATURITY WITH SENSE!!!. You and your useless species are the reason this country chose not to move forward cos everything in life for u must be all about pdp and apc, no constructive criticism whatsoever and whoever does becomes a hater like you.
keep showing the whole world how low your intelligent quotient is, let them know that your acute foolishness is worthy of mention in the guiness book of record. show them that you are a perfect epitome of imbecility.
Quote me again and let thunder escorted by amadioha fall on your useless destiny, ode!!
Don't mind the fool. The idiot is beyond redemption. His sense of reasoning is so poor to the extent that his level of stupidity, is extremely annoying. Dude is worthless and would be better of,being used as a sacrifice to appease the gods(that's if they even find him useful to be used).
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri Mocks Bashir Ahmad For Celebrating "Buharism" As A Political Term by chronique(m):
sapele914:
If your parents were any clever,where were they when the idiots, nincompoops, illiterates, dullards and the likes as you claimed seized the reigns of power and were allowed to rule this country?Don't tell me your parents were on the fence like Humpty Dumpties?like parents like children,complaining and watching.
Look, my parents are both retired bankers and management consultant, who have had over 66 years of work experience with some of the biggest financial institutions and consultancy/financial advisory firms within and outside Nigeria(cbn,barclays,anderson,fitc,fbn,cdb,etc).
Unfortunately, I don't think your parents ever made a headway out of their miserable lives cos if they did, they would have known how not to raise a child with the brain of a cattle and a fish(a complete slowpoke), mixed together. No wonder you do not see anything wrong with the miserable sets of humans leading you. Why am I even surprised? Cattle rearers have never been known to be brainy people and as such, there's no how the cattles following them, would be any better. Now, you can quietly fvck off my mentions.
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri Mocks Bashir Ahmad For Celebrating "Buharism" As A Political Term by chronique(m): 11:25pm On Jul 07, 2017
And we wonder why things are this bad in the country, when idiots, nincompoops, illiterates, dullards and the likes, are allowed to rule this country? How can any sane person with a functional brain, not know that this is a scorn/mockery on the man involved?
Romance › Re: Lady From UK Is Looking For A Husband On Twitter by chronique(m): 11:18pm On Jul 07, 2017
Chai! La lady la entrepreneur!
Celebrities › Re: Tekno To Wizkid: "Forgive And Forget, Let Me Produce A Track For You" by chronique(m): 4:05pm On Jul 07, 2017
Fancyk:
He Tekno get human heart, he hate keeping malice. Am also wizzy lover, keep your trash out of Tekno. Talk to your proud boss Wizkid
Wizkid as whose boss? It's as if your brain is paining you. Wizkid isn't up my last born's age and I don't give too bleeps about him.
Celebrities › Re: Tekno To Wizkid: "Forgive And Forget, Let Me Produce A Track For You" by chronique(m): 8:42am On Jul 07, 2017
Tekno obviously doesn't have sense. So He did this just to grow twitter followers, and ends up begging to produce a track for wizzy? That's far from being classy.
Politics › Re: Continuous Rainfall: Lagos State Government Warns Citizens. by chronique(m): 5:10pm On Jul 06, 2017
This weather is weather for 25. I'm currently clad in shirt, sweater, jeans, socks and a blanket and still fucking cold.
Romance › Re: ITS MY BIRTHDAY ..wish Ur Member A Happy Birthday by chronique(m): 12:01am On Jul 06, 2017
barallanee:
pls in the first place wat did I do to u
You sound like a calm person who doesn't get upset easily. I was expecting you to have lost your cool like most ladies do... Thumbs up.
Travel › Re: Uber-Like Service For Powerbikes? by chronique(m): 11:43pm On Jul 05, 2017
If I hear say I climb power bike, make I know wetin cause am. After having a near death experience riding on a bike almost 20 yrs ago, I swore never to own a bike, ride one myself, or ride one on the highway.
Celebrities › Re: Nigerian Rapper, Vector Loses Dad by chronique(m): 11:35pm On Jul 05, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

Osshaaamooo


Fear Nigerian artistes.

Vector is a a fairly good rapper who has been around the Naija music scene for a while and quite popular; not for his skills though but for his phobia for hitting it big.

Sacrificing his dad will still not make him blow.

He was formerly a failed rapper, this only makes him an orphaned failed rapper.





Chorus
Swear down
If you no know my story
Oya shut your mouth
But if they know where you going
Them go block your route

Afi emi emi emi emi
Emi nikan laye mi oh eh
Emi nikan laye mi oh
Afi emi emi emi emi
Emi nikan laye mi oh eh

Verse
Osha mo, Vec
Bad belle no go free sha
Them no fit deny me of my visa
Me dey smoke heavy pass shisha
But many wanna see me on my knee sha
Eiya, Jah no go gree oh

And I go run my thing, I be my CEO
I be king my queen go be like Cleo
Patra patra pa patra
And I could rap like a stutterer
Like my mind state
Really needs a governor
My dopeness no be for the commoner
Who wan face me
Kai
Kosi’omo na
Kosi’omo na,
Only bad guy
only me that guy
Everybody is waiting
to die but do not die
Lol. You're the only person on Nairaland who says stupid things and gets away with it after making people laugh; how do you manage to do it?
Romance › Re: Lady With Big Backside Causes Commotion On The Streets, Trends Online (Photos) by chronique(m): 11:30pm On Jul 05, 2017
bberrey5:
Alora Sealords...Awumen oooo Alora Rugged Buccaneer, may this new Moon bring down the Kajola from GP, that will sail us to the Treasure İsland.Awumen oooo.Maximum respect to my Grand Eye,and all BAN pieces. Nami Nami Alora lalalalala.İnied Nicosia Deck,Salted Babadus. XYZ Crier Cyprus Flotila. Awumen Awumen Awumen.
Why you nor follow your mates go hold peace meeting for ikorodu today? Abi, dem nor send you invite?
Romance › Re: Lady With Big Backside Causes Commotion On The Streets, Trends Online (Photos) by chronique(m): 11:26pm On Jul 05, 2017
Make this one nor go by mistake, break person prick...
Celebrities › Re: The Luxurious Gifts Lagos Socialite Gave Her Daughter After Graduation (Photos) by chronique(m): 11:22pm On Jul 05, 2017
Damn! The mother is a hottie! Nice curves in the right places and she's also pretty.
Crime › Re: Buccaneers, Eiye & Other Cult Members Gather In Lagos Shrine For Peace Talk.PICS by chronique(m): 11:11pm On Jul 05, 2017
See the dirty looking things... Alora sef don suffer; see the kind things wey dem dey bam. On a lighter note, e be like say all confras dem, don free confra for agberos and touts, as far as Lagos is concerned... grin. No difference between fine boys and touts again.

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