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I was about pointing it out. These are the little mistakes students make in exams and end up failing woefully. In mathematics,it's always good to work back your calculations to be sure your answers are correct.

LastMumu:
How is that smart analysis? If 12 eggs cost N5,how can 1 cost N2.4?
What he should have done was divide 5 by 12, hereby getting 42k per egg.

Lovely. Congrats to him and the people of Rivers state. it's also an opportunity for him to know who his true supporters and loyalists are. Some people deserted him at the last minute cos they thought all hope was lost for him but I guess God just wanted to show him who and who are for him,and are against him.
My advice to him is that he should rule and govern Rivers state so well to a point where the opposition would be totally irrelevant there,and wouldn't even think of fielding a candidate against him in 2019. Wike's victory is an opportunity for the PDP to launch themselves back again;He shouldn't blow it away.

Lovely.

Lovely.

God has called me;I can feel the calling so strong. He has mandated me to go preach to the people of Eritrea,most especially the women... Thank you Jesus. !-)

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Lol. There was a time I usedd to have time for stuffs like this. Training dogs aint easy joor.

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I have never been a fan of abortion but if this your story is true,I'd advice you terminate that pregnancy if possible,take your kids with you and quit that marriage immediately. Someone slapped you and your husband kept mute? Hian You are married to a demon. Leave that marraige as soon as you can. By the way,what kind of church iss that,that the members openly support their pastor marrying a second wife,when his first wife is in the church? It must be an occultic assembly.

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Therre are too many illiterates/gullible folks in Nigeria. Once you shout billions and they hear it,they start bleating around like a herd sheep being led before the slaughter. The won't even pause to think for a second.

sarutobie:
guy your education did NOT go to waste! 1 billion dollars is about 200 billion naira, juxtapose with 200 billion dollars and it surpasses our annual budgets for 6 years..how then did Nigeria survive?? how then did we grow to become the number 9ne gdp in Africa? from where did we get the funds for the agric reforms by adeshina etc? how can and educated person fall for this?

Go look for your mate outside to learn howw to panel beat. Beating a woman you're dating or married to,shows how weeak you are as a man. When you panel beat your mate outside,you'd know how good you are at your trade.

EVILFOREST:
Most LADIES of these days Don't deserve just beating..

They deserve PANEL BEATING and ALIGNMENT. with cerebral POP.

Another stupid propaganda on the rise again. How much is 200bn dollars? Are you guys saying virtually all the budgets in the last 10yrs,were looted away and the country did not crash? Before we swallow this story like gullible fellows,we should at least find out how much 200bn dollars is. That's an average of 20bn dollars a year which is about the same amount of previous national budgets for each year,and even more than the budgets for some years. This story is DOA.

I don't do crime,stay clean and intend to remain forever clean. I can't stand being referred to as "an ex-convict". Besides,I can't date a girl who has the propensity to indulge in criminal activities;I'm not a gangster.

Lmfao. Reminds me of about 16 years ago when I and my younger brother used to go and play NSL(national sports lottery). We kept playing and playing but no show. We'd burn 500 Naira each at once but still,no show. The highest amount I ever won,was 50 Naira and I still played with the 50 Naira and lost it. 500 Naira as far back as year 2000,was a lot of money to blow at once on lottery,and we kept going there to play everyday. When I got tired,I quit the shit. That was when I knew lottery wasn't my calling;I nor get luck for the thing. You can never ever catch me playing anything called lotto again. That thing has a bad spirit behind it.

To be honest,I'm even surprised and upset that someone can put up something this shameful on nairaland and be proud that he has done something.

EggovinMma:
Don't mind the op playing the victim card here.
A squatter still get time give girl belle.Very irresponsible!
The shame of having to take care of a pregnant wayward daughter is really despicable. Chasing her out to her baby father was the best decision she made.When graduates start behaving like lower animals, one begin to question the value of common sense as regards to education in Nigeria.

For say that woman no sharp, this niggar will continue to sleep without condom with other girls.

My brother,I weak. I don't mean to sound derogatory but poor people have a problem and that's a fact. I don't know why someone who should be more focused in fixing his life,would be busy putting a girl in the family way and causing problem for the parent of the girl. This is just a pure case of misplaced priorities. But then again,upbringing matters a lot. People from certain backgrounds find it eas to settle and blend into a particular way of life.

badboyphc:
You are even calling face me I face you 'House' Lmao! Man! You need to fix your life first.

I won't sugar coat things but tell you straight up how it is. First of all,know that you constituted yourself into a nuisance when you were a destitute squatting with somebody and still going ahead to impregnate someone else's daughter. It shows how irresponsible you are as a person. Look here,every parent wants the good of his or her child. You don't go around messing up people's children and expecting them to receive you with open arms. No one is expecting you not to have a relationship because you are broke but how much is a condom for God's sake? If you couldn't use your brain to be responsible at that time with the kind of situation you found yourself in,you deserve whatever kind of treatment you got. You simply went to disturb the woman with your wahala. I won't fault her or blame her for whatever she did to you. Nobody wants a useless life for his/her child. The woman was right in sending her daughter that does not have sense,and went to get pregnant for someone that doesn't even have a house to stay in,away. You should be grateful to her for pushing your responsibility to you,and making you man-up. Only God knows what would have happened if she didn't send the girl to you. You can't go and misbehave and now expect someone else to help you clean up your mess.


I'm always upset when I read stuffs like this. This is the nonsense that most people do and end up helping to breed criminals in the society(by producing kids they can't cater for). Not everyone gets lucky like you to repair the damage done. You're tryna sound like a victim here but you're not.

My advice: if you can afford to help her pay up,fine. If you don't want to,no problem. But let me be clear and frank with you. If the reason you don't like her,is because of how she treated her daughter when you messed her up,you're clearly wrong. When your kids grow up,let a homeless young man that can't cater for himself,impregnate your daughter. I'm sure when it happens,you'd understand how your mother-in-law felt.

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ReneeNuttall:
Me witch? Ok expect me and my entorage dis night..... U go hear word.
Me witch? Ok expect me and my entorage dis night..... U go hear word.

Damn! Plastic chics everywhere. See how this one paint mouth like person wey drink blood. #vampireAlert..

Damn! Plastic chics everywhere. See how this one paint mouth like person wey drink blood. #vampireAlert.

Witch! You must be an air alitalia captain;just imagine whaat your mind is conceiving? .

ReneeNuttall:
If am d owner of d camry I will puncture d suv tires b4 d owner returns back.

07083971264. One is enough for you;don't be greedy.

DICKtator:
Bro, no offence but can I have your sister's number?
Please kindly pm their numbers and names

God/Allah or whatever you worship bless you!!

Amen and thanks.

MansaMoussa:
May God bless their marriages! You are a good Man.

The first one is getting married next month and the last one has a bf that the family knows.

MansaMoussa:
Bros no vex abeg, e get any of this ur sisters wey dey single? Whether u fit help me with dia number make I try my luck for their side. I'm a man of Honest means.

The first one is getting married next month and the last one has a bf that the family knows.

davidif:
Abeg bros, by any chance are either of your sisters single?

Which kind mumu celebrity is she? It's basically on nairaland that she's a celebrity. If I see her outside,I won't even recognize her. The word celebrity has been so bastardized to the extent that every Tom,Dick and Harry is now a celebrity. My immediate younger sister participated in 3 beauty pageants,came out tops,qualified to represent Nigeria in an international pageant(but ended up not going). She's gone on to bag a B.Sc and a M.Sc in maths and economics from one of Nigeria's leading federal Universities,has worked with a few organizations and has just gotten a job with a federal govt parastatal.

My baby sister won a pageant,has bagged a B.Sc from a leading Nigerian federal university,and she's currently doing a Pgd at a leading private university in the country.
There are several other ladies who have won pageants and have moved further in life to better their lives academically and otherwise. Nobody counts them as celebrities cos they aren't.

Someone should advice this lady to get her life off social media and go find something meaningful to do with her life and time before it gets to late. I can't see the celebrity in her;I'm sorry.