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mikeybrainy:
i swear you no read pass me,i searched for their syllabus online,read every goddamn topic,finished all the past questions,read for at least 12 hours daily,went to the exam centre with no intention of engaging in exam malpractice,did my exam and went home.and now one idiot jamb wants to deny me the oppurtunity of going to the university this year after many sleepless nights and money spent.pls let's pick a date to storm their office and demand to know what we did wrong,cos i'm already contemplating suicide or doing anything illegal.must i be among the people that their results were withheld?

chillax bro, there are thousands of people whose result are yet to be released. Not because of malpractice but because jamb is pretty slow. CBT technology is new to the system so its accompanied with some little hiccups.

Take a chill pill and pray that your score is high because jamb will release your result for certain.
A whole full centre in Lagos, none of them have seen thier result and many more too.

The result is still released in batches, its not because of Malpractice that you haven't seen yours. chillax

Look below at the tweet from Jamb 3days ago. Its still in batches

lotusbeta:
u try. Everytime I see his grammar I always cringe. ALWAYS!!!



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do you guys know what it means?
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She go old!!!

vickydevoka:
wen u are done with the ccna Wat wld u use the certificate to do if u didn't study computer related causes in university

you would use it to serve akara after frying, mumu question

IkpuNnegiEwu44:
So all the ones kidnapped in Lagos was because Lagos is prone to kidnapping?

May sense fall on u

so common sense didn't tell you that if his mom was living in his house in Lagos. she would have been much more secured because her son would definitely assign security personnel to follow her around

knowing how important he is in Nigeria and how prone the east is to Kidnapping, he should have relocated his mum to Lagos or given her security to move about.

Its unfortunate it had to happen, its one of the reasons BIG men when coming to the east for an occasion will come beefed up with security. Kidnapping is rampant in the east, God help us in this country.

This is money making strategy.
You vote for evicted housemates with money so they have a chance back at the trophy.

Now BBN takes two persons in, now Foolish peeps who call thier self fans will bring out thier money and vote again for them to win.

See how BBN is using some viewers ignorance to generate More revenue. it seems this year BBN no dey pay, so dem wan re introduce evicted guys so mumu people can keep wasting money in the name of VOTE.

Naija una too dull

my 15year old brother won't even make this mistake.

You bought a car without even inspecting it, its because of people like you that Yahoo boiz thrive! I want to lay so much insult on you for being this dull, but I will restrict myself.

forget these talk about CCTV. a simple magnet placed by the side of a CCTV will render it useless. Don't ask me how I know this, if you do business in Idumota market or computer village or Alaba u will be wiser at a fast pace.

Follow the old way of taking stock inventory and always cross check it with the credit alerts/payment receipts of money paid into the account.

I know thier tricks at the back of my palm from selling in these areas (oshodi, alaba and Idumota)

Its very very easy to checkmate stealing in a small scale business IF the products are products that stocks can easily be recorded.

If you sell cosmetics, take for example you have a total of 1000 items in the shop this march, so if at the end of march you have 900 products left. in the record sheets you should be able to count a total of 100 products sold in the record book. anything short of that means stealing.

Now you can monitor the record sheets in comparisons with the total stock in shop.

You can do this on a weekly,Monthly or quarterly asis depending on the size of your business.



Where it becomes quite difficult is if your
goods isn't something that's easily sizeable.
eg someone who sells Food stuffs in retail form.
A sales boy could sell 2cups of garri and pocket the money for the day and your Garri would still be huge because a 2cup loss won't be so noticeable. Its not easily recorded like someone selling a packaged product.

1) Start now and take the total number of goods in the shop.
2) For every sale, the description and quantity sold should be record.
3) Every week, monthly or quarterly do a total review of how much goods left your business and if it corresponds with how much sold.
4) Crosscheck the amount that was paid into the business account and see if it Tally's with the amount recorded so far in the sales book (sales boy are fond of selling a product, collect half of the money sold but document it as full payment in the sales book, which is why you must crosscheck how much they pay into the business account regularly) :-)
4) Finally, Prepare a consequence action for defaulters, a simple police arrest will put fear in the mind of your workers who have criminal tendencies.

#cheers
#I am speaking from my experience at Idumota market.

naijacutee:
This is actually a very interesting topic because I’m currently reading a book about psychology and business at the moment that addresses this issue.

According to this book, when it comes to honesty and human psychology, it is easier to prevent people from stealing at the beginning than fix the problem later. He conducted experiments on groups of people and found that when people were asked reminded of their moral obligation by reading the 10 commandments before the temptations, they stole less.

Also, if you prep the psychology so that they know that they have the feeling being watched and you tell them the consequences of stealing before they start, they will perform better.

Here are my suggestions:

1. Sack all the stealing cashiers. They are already corrupt and it is easier to start afresh than to fix a corrupt mind (don’t ask me what this means for our country.)

2. Rehire on a good salary that they can live on

3. Install CCTV cameras or dummy cameras, including ones facing the till. Tell staff that the camera images are backed to the cloud and that images are stored elsewhere and can be accessed by you in teatime on the internet even if you are abroad.

4. Sounds crazy but put a poster of Jesus face or the 10 commandments behind the till or cash register where only the cashiers can see.

5. Accept payments primarily by card and have 2 - 3 backup card machines. Ask your bank for Global Accelerex card machines because their engineers come out to fix them in 24 hours if faulty. There’s post here that covers getting a POS terminal in Nigeria: http://www.mrpepe.com/banking/how-to-get-a-pos-terminal-for-your-business-in-nigeria/

6. Employ someone to reconcile account each day and query staff on the day if any fraud is detected.

Please let us know how you get on!

wow I have been searching for a book that talks about psychology and business, I didn't see. often times I visit www.psychologytoday.com just to learn one or two things. I will deeply appreciate it if you can send a copy to me via mail. pls respond as soon as you get this.

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Zubair123:
Can i get Nursing with that score? I need your response now. Thanks...

I will say you have a better chance at Nursing with 259 than at Medicine. Your chances are much much much Higher if you change it now to nursing. #cheers.

Smarty98:
A friend of mine had 293,she's a social science student

social science? she is 65% in with such a huge score. Let her just replicate the same performance in postume and her admission is guaranteed than even APC winning next election.

AnthCunny:
To be sincere, you are over-qualified to study medicine. Its Post-ume that's the main determinant. Once you can get 85%, combined with this 259, admission is certain!

stop deceiving that young man!

259 cannot get you medicine at UNILAG. That school is HOT CAKE!!!

Look at the results in this forum most people are scoring above 200, the guys who applied for medicine are hitting 300+, what makes you think they can't equally score 80 in postume?.

To the person with that score, buy a change of course form to avoid had I known. Don't let your beautiful score go to waste, 259 is way too good to let it waste due to ignorance. #A word is enough for the wise.

Zubair123:
Can 259 get me Medicine in Unilag? I am thinking i should do a change of course to Nursing...

change it asap, that score is too low to give you medicine. Most people who scored above 300 applied for medicine and certainly unilag would be tops in thier choice.

Don't let anyone sweetalk you, change it asap!

bezimo:
Did you watch Man city and Barcelona..during the group stages.Man city ran them down in the Etihat stadium..watch it..

Una don start again! At first it was Chelsea would win barca, after first leg it was remember 2012 , 2-2 is possible.
Now its now Man city would beat Barcelona.

Pikin wey never comot go talk say na him papa compound be the. biggest. I understand you EPL lots are trying to hype the best team in your league, man city but need I remind you that

FCB is still Unbeaten in all competitions!.
Read it again. UNBEATEN in ALL COMPETITIONS.

Underrate such a team at your own peril.


#Everyone is talking about Messi. but Nobody is saying anything about our Defensive approach this season.


Barcelona back line na murder this season!!!

I dunno about you. but I call him
"BLACK PUYOL".

If you are in Spain and you want to get to Camp Nou. if you haven't reached "UMTITI BUSSTOP", my brother you don miss road because na him be LAST BUSTOP

Remember the name, LIONEL MESSIas!!!

PharmaGirl:
Cool result. Congrats.

Apply for change of course to medicine.
If possible, change institution to a school where the competition won't be much.Maybe unizik as against unn.

lol so unizik is the school without much competition? lool

Some times its best to keep quiet than just advice someone for the sake of doing it.
Unizik that always enter top 6 most sought schools in jamb

beautiful232:
when?

resent

Jesuspikin8:
Specifically on this thread to check people like you out. My junior sis scored 243 for med/surg and I need to know her chances. Good result tho. Congrats

very very slim, let no one deceive you.

except you apply into a state school whose competition for medicine isn't so high, and if your postume is impressive. otherwise I advice you change it to another medical course to stand a better chance. 243 is good enough to guarantee you a lot of courses

MarianIsy:
I just checked
232 _Uniben_medical lab science
any hope 4 me?

there is hope if you blast your postume, start aiming for 80/100 in postume to boost your chances. Uniben is always among the top 5 most sought schools in jamb and you can see for yourself that most people are scoring above 200, so postume is your last chance to give yourself an edge

Girlsavage:
I Got 193 In JAMB I Want To Study Medicine In Uniport, What Do I Do?

You can't even get admission to Biochemistry with 193

Austine707:
Pls mine is 256 can I study chemical engineering in any fed uni?

yes just prepared harder for your postume, congrats

You forgot to mention the common culprit in Nigeria, raising the ground clearance.

You buy a car that has low ground clearance, but because you are scared of pot holes, you raise the ground clearance and handling is affected.

very common practice in nigeria

Dellybanky:
i hope 264 can give medicine

hmmm this score is low for medicine. however it depends on the school you choose. in a place like Anambra state University. you should have am edge.

Avoid them federal schools like OAU. U.I Unilag if you didn't near 300

uk10:
can i get physiotherapy or optometry with 226

yea hopefully. although postume score will tell

beautiful232:
some things are not believable..

but that's the truth.

was only last year I got different movie date

so what is birthday? for me it a normal day thing

maybe cause I don't get to be with a guy sha that why I don't see it as anything

hmmm, fair enough. how bout we start by being pals. I just sent a pm!

Bajoagbo:
I just checked my little sister's jamb result now and she scored 232 medical science course. This God is too much.

congrats to your sis, however don't get caught up in her success.

232 cannot give your sis Medicine. Buy a change of course immediately and change it to any BMS course like Radiography or Med Lab. Cheers

beautiful232:
Babe If you ask me,I will say just forget it, at my age, nobody has gotten me any gift on my birthday

or even call,they only wish me on Facebook

but guess what? I don't care...I just keep believing that one day,I will have so many birthday cakes,gift and even a car on my birthday.and the person might be my husband.

it's not just the time..so don't feel emotional bout it.

Happy birthday dearie...

I don't believe someone with this huge butt won't get even a call from a toaster/Crush on her birthday.

#Lekwanu Ukwu :-)

machew.....I am the type that even switch off my phone on birthday just to avoid Phone calls. I don't like all that mushy mushy feeling of oooohhh happy birthday, you are so so age now bla bla, all that shi.t don't freak me.

If someone like me don't care Mich about my birthday, don't be angry when I don't care bout yours too. Its not because I careless about you, its because I see birthday as just another day.

It should be more of a day for Sober Reflection

To me Birthday usually come with a BIG DAWNING REALITY. like Yo! You are facking old, what are you doing with your life, is this where you wanted to be as so so age rather than they hype and razzmatazz and booze bullshi.t