₦airaland Forum

ClassyJay:
go to jamb.org.ng/efacility then login with ur email and password u used in registering jamb

you don't need password to check your utme centres. All you need is the registration number or phone number and you are good to go, but the bad thing is the website.

Jamb website has been pisspoor today and they are slow in sending the centers to candidates mail. Two more days left and they are still slow

not seen anything on the mail and the website is always unavailable.

Nigeria has never produced oil in the last 10years by my watch at $78/barrel. This news is fake and whoever gave this report is a scam. A news to make this govt look like they are working.

No statistics has shown we produced $78/barrel. it has always hovered around the 20's

nothing yet in my mail, and I don't know the password my lilbro used for his profile page. It haff be

lebete3000:
So it's a world where it's a social misdemeanour for one to change one's mind as much as possible, even to the detriment of nobody....

Pick up the phone and talk to the man yourself. Take the blame and absorb your sis from any shame from your indecisiveness.

Next time, before taking out an action, you will think of the effects and the possible response before making a move. You don't begin a journey without giving it due consideration.

You can keep replying all comments, but deep down you know you have messed up hence the reason for the thread.

You are lucky your elder sister isn't my kinda person. Because that would be the last time you would ever call Me to request such offer.

Changing your mind like a small Boi. This shows you act on impulse and don't give your decisions deep thought otherwise you would have factored cost before placing that call.

Apologize to your sister because yes! You made her look like a fool before her friend and her family.

I opened this thread with the hope I would read the strategy used by the yahoo boiz to clear his moms account.

Was her Online Banking login details compromised?
Was it an Insider job?
Was she coerced to release her pin and other sensitive details?

How exactly was her account cleared, because that's how the public can stay afloat of these Yahoo boiz. Saying sorry doesn't help us lots.

Happyfellow147:
I'm yet to receive credit alert.
My investment period has lapsed

Go and check your account balance, these days with FBN they don't send the credit alert upon maturity!

Sun2Jack:
Just confirm a first bank TB rate of 13.25% for 182days

march 2 at first bank

13.3% - 167days

Harbidexy5:
see new fool oo
Shey dem tell Yo say na everybody way study engineering him dae talk ni

he is referring to those with good grade
and I bet you can't find any 1st class graduate roaming the streets for job

PHD dey apply for Dangote Driver position, you dey talk about someone with common Bsc.

Oga enter street make you know whatsap ooo.
plenty guys with 1st class working useless jobs of 20k/month just to hold body and soul

after observing how that place has grown in the last 11years.

I now make it a mandatory, that if you must buy an land, Please always check if that area will bring employment.

Any land within an area that will not bring employment to the area either via schools/Market/etc doesn't have potential.

That Igbesa alone taught me a lot I need for my future sojourns.

AngelicBeing:
That axis has developed astronomically and more industries are trooping there, like I said before, the only draw back to me is the bad roads, I heard from different landowners and omoniles that winner's Chapel led by Oyedepo wanted to grade the entire road from Canaan land church all the way to igbesa to Agbara estate but Ogun state government said that the money should be given to them to do it themselves and the church leaders backed out because inside sources told the church that the government will swallow the money like a snake and just patch the road, most of the private companies were also ready to do it but ogun state government wants the cash which none of the companies is ready to give them and hence the road is left undone but in terms of development without exaggeration we have about 200 SME's in that axis apart from the big boys like Unilever, Nestle foods, Glaxo smitkline, several banks etc but I am certain they will fix the roads, power supply in that axis averages between 12 to 17 hours daily

ohh the roads, its simply because of the development. when I was in ss3, boiz during the summer use to drive thier parents car and see who could outrace each other on that Igbesa road. Doing 120km/hr was a normal thing way back 05/06 and yes I was very surprised to see roads in that pisspoor state.

But later I understood it to be because of the increasing human population, so the road will be subjected to more wear and tear.

I was just leaving ss3 when Crawford university was launched. My school is Loral Int Sch by the way.
Don't worry about the roads, as long as industries flock in there, its just a matter of time before it becomes the next GRA.

You wont understand how surprise I felt sha,lol
In my life I didn't think that area would open up like that,lol

AngelicBeing:
A family friend of mine bought 24 plots at igbesa at Ado Odo /ota local government area of ogun state, l went to the place to see things for myself and I bought several plots as well at 400,000 / per plot early last year, my family friend bought his lesser than mine, I bought not necessarily for farming and I was attracted to the area because of the Ogun state / China free trade zone, igbesa polytechnic, Crawford University, and several companies situated in that axis.

I went to a secondary school at igbesa, after about 11years I went there few weeks ago to collect my certfs. I was shocked to my bones!

I couldn't even recognise the school, development everywhere, fueling stations, industries.
If not that the school was built with bricks that I used for easy recognition, I would have missed my way.

This was a place that in 2007 you would even be scared to drive pass with your car because everywhere is all forest. Talks of ritualist was the norm way back 05/06/07 at the area.

Now everywhere around there has vastly improved. You did a very wise thing by investing there.

chccho:
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Who told u this?? I have downshifted so many times on auto transmission while driving. Although its not a healthy practice

what makes it unhealthy,
when driving manual, you find out that its best to overtake when in gear 3(assuming your car uses gear 5).

So in automatic, there are times when you may need to downshift to D3, to get the car to have that extra power to overtake a car in front of you.

I don't see it as being unhealthy :-)

no be these ayobo wey Nairaland real estate marketers dey always market yp and down. so na pipeline zone = which means e go majorly govt restricted zones.


Na wa! no wonder land cheap there.

South easterners, make una wise up.

Every time the election is near, you begin to hear false promises of rehabilitating the south east. If its not talks about getting the 2nd Niger bridge, its repairing the Onitsha - Enugu express roads.

Make una wise up ooo. Its all gimmicks to fall in their trap, after the election is over they will pause the project just like they did with 2nd Niger bridge.

Sarang:
But why after their death?

.that's life for you. your works are better appreciated when you die.
TUpac and Biggie are regarded the best rappers of all time. Just wait till when Eminem dies, and watch as that sentence of tupac and Biggie being the best rappers becomes obsolete.

That's life for you! Death gives your work more prominence.

I am ashamed to say, albeit the truth.

Check that neighbourhood, you will find out its dominated by blacks.

All the neighbourhood dominated by blacks are always in an abysmal condition. We Blacks are just something else.

it will take 20years + before this case go get head, by then maleke fit don enter 70+

even if e wins
them go visit appeal court
even if he wins in the appeal court.
them go go take am to supreme court.


and judging by how slow our judiciary process is in Nigeria, I am talking 20yrs+

that same 50million cannot build that hotel if you go by our Nairaland engineers in the building forum.

if you know. you know

crismark:
pple get mind ooo...
i no fit chop snake ooo

this is not just any snake like python
puff adder omashe o

crismark:
pple get mind ooo...
i no fit chop snake ooo

this is not just any snake like python
puff adder omashe o

you ate a f.ucking Puff adder? FUC.K?!!

cars? lool
these guys own private jets
some own yatchs, at least I am aware of dangote and otedola chilling on his yatchs.


How many g wagon can buy a yatch?
They buy toys that the average Joe can't buy.

Don't get fooled by all these nansense media portray them as. we have lots of billionaires that live a classy lifestyle, why must it always be mark, bill gates, warren buffets.

TONY56:
But is anyone stopping you from moving to MMF?
Don't let people dictate to you. Follow your mind especially when it tells you that MMF is now better than NTB. After all its your money and not anyone's

No one , I have tasted FBN MMF for a year plus, and I hated the slow approach they gave me.
Getting the Investment started was very slow, liquidating the investment was also very slow.

I was always sending countless number of mails, while referencing my account manger who told me about it. I don't want to have that experience again!

I will manage the piss poor rate of Tbills like that

Rates should jump back to 17-18% abeg, chaii

And to think one of the Investment matured this February, there is no motivation to even renew the tenor, 13% lool that's pisspoor

This is very very poooooor by all investment standards. Its not keeping up with Inflation's rates and y'all are saying its better than MMF?

At 15% inflation rate. we are -2+% loss in Real time.

Not good, I will see what first bank can offer when I hit the banks this week. Atall atall na I'm bad pass

MCB is very low in the list of valuable courses in Naija, No offense! except you want to become a lecturer because even clinics will reject you.

all for what?
This money we are all hustling our as.ses for, is so that we can have the freedom and PEACE of MIND to enjoy it ooo.


I mean how can you be happy drinking Nuvo or Moet in the club when you know you just killed your very own.

How can one be comfortable enjoying money at the expense of someone's else loss.

Even the so called yahoo boiz don't like to be scammed, yet they go on scamming people.

My people train yourself or your kids to be ethical Hackers, let them learn Kali Linux so they can destroy any yahooboi that tries sh.it with your family account, all the yahoo boiz must he brought to book.

1. All my life I can only breathe through one part of nostrils(left or right interchangeably). I don't know what its like to breathe with both.

2. I can have a full blown conversation with myself :-)

3. My mood swing is 100%, I can seem very excited about something only to feel very moody the next minute for no reason.

4. I am good at reading people, sometimes I don't need to talk with you just looking at pictures and body language is enough to tell what kinda person you are.

5. Lastly, I fear bathing under the shower. I feel like I would choke! I am hydrophobic!

Gary Speed, yet was never fast
Taribo WEST, yet didn't come from the west

animals in human skin. Someone cannot play ball in peace

Toyota cheap? Abeg enter naira land car section and see how much a rav4 2014 model cost?

That amount will get me a wicked Mercedes Benz e350

Thier cars are frigging expensive especially thier SUVs, and there's nothing special with it

see the pics and prices below.

Toyota isn't cheap!!!