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most people didn't read that well o.
lemme rephrase it again
TONS OF HEAVY LIFTING.


for those girls who think drinking complan, or Clay 9 or whatever is enough to lose weight, you are jonzing. You better add Strength training exercises to your regime.


Stop being scared of getting muscles, you are a woman! Your body don't produce enough testorone to be as muscular as the men.

Improve your muscles and watch FAT burn rapidly even while you sleep.

xamuel17:
Coding is something that pays alot... But I ran out of it because of the complexity and how much u would have to read to be the best.... I choose hardware repairs, and I tell u.....I'm not regretting that decision....

Shout out to those nairalanders wey their head carry coding

baba no be lie, coding no be here. I try learn am when I got to if and else statement I begin see double. lool

I prefer networking and its configuration lingo. That one na just CLI commands u go learn which is much easier

if you think that this will mean cheaper petrol, you are dull.

It means your petrol price is now tied in the hands of one man. He will blame the underlying cost factors why cost of petrol is high.
He will give excuses from Vandalism pipelines to Insurgency, to other crazy things just to justify petrol price or lack of forex to maintain equipments.

Doesn't Dangote produce cement? Is cement cheap in Nigeria, or don't you know that importing cement is cheaper than Dangote cement?

Nna calm down o, For now all the gains are just on paper , when action starts you will hear another thing. no be Naija we dey again.

if you are wise you will see that dangote is about to be the The sole dictator of 9ja Inflation rates.

crowntoro:
but please, is she right to have told her that 300k is too small for primary market? I thought one can invest in 100k and above in any market

what she meant was that, according to the new CBN laws, most of the banks won't let you place a bid value (pry market) like it used to be in the past except you have up to 50million or more.

so they sell from thier secondary market (reselling parts of what they bought in the primary market to you). This is where you can play with your funds. Like I said, Most banks operate this way just a few of them allow you to place a bid with any amount below 50m.

However, consider the interest rate and timing of which your capital will be tied.

300k will not give you more than 37k after tax deductions in a year assuming you invested at a rate of 13% 364days.

Is 37k in 364days okay by you?
If no, then seek other investment options.

On a personal note, any money that you have no use for in the short term say 3months - 1year, is good enough for t.bills rather than in your savings/current account.

But if you are looking for where to earn passive income, 300k is not that much. For me it should be 1million and above.

Some people play with millions, because the interest generated is enough to help in thier day to day expenses (Rent,School fees, Food stuffs & co)

Evaluate the options you have, Cheers!

dotcomnamename:
I don't get your point. I got it at 18% @ 178days last year.

Good. that's a jackpot steal because you will not see that rate this year and maybe even next year. That's the highest rate so far in bout 3-4yrs if not more than that.
I stand to be corrected.

preshdiva:
Okay, so I lost my phone yesterday in a cab last night. My phone has earphone issues, so while I called, the driver could not hear me. I was frantic, my phone was locked and there was no way he could call me back or read my messages. So, I used the Android Device Manager on a friend's phone to track my lost phone and to send a Lock screen message on the PHONE. So voila, I have my phone back, all thanks to God and the good natured man who was patient and kind to keep the phone for me.

is the android device manager a separate app?

I hope say you get money for land use charge, coz dem don dey move around.

House Valuation 100million
naira
land use charge tax : 700,000 - 1million :-)

U never hala! lol U go weak like Oliver Giroud

Nwaohafia1:
imagine someone buying a plot there in 1947.

Government would have seized the land, claiming the land is a committed land(Govt owned)

3k on bottle water.

You see why I say its good todeal in luxury gadgets in Nigeria. Because we love to show off. Be it a Boutique, Club, Bar anything. Nigerians love to show off.

That's why celebrities will forever be buying fake because sellers will keep selling Chinese Knockoff to them at a very expensive price.

Keep buying overpriced item to feel among while Sellers like me will be laughing at your mumunity for being extravagant :-)

"Financial freedom my only hope, F.cuk living rich and dying broke" - Story of Oj By Jayz

DoTheNeedful:
I am yet to see any male celebrity that has a good sense of fashion as Dbanj in Nigeria.

You forgot to mention Egberi papa 1 of Bayelsa, Timaya. He dresses more mature than Dbanj that sags most times.

The goal against Neuer to me is better than this.

He left boateng for dead and chipped Neuer with his WEAK FOOT!!!.


Its easy to fire shot with your weak foot but to CHIP a Goalkeeper with your weak foot is just so much brilliance and composure.

Not forgetting Ibrahimovics screamer against england, you can't score this sort of goals even in sony Play station video game.

The first time the sumo got spoilt in our rented house, the estate agent in charge of managing the property came to us to tell us to fix it.
So far,
We have repaired
- sumo
- Bought prepaid metre for the sumo
- Help to move their soakaway ministry.
- Even help drill another borehole when the first one we did for them was complained of being dirty.

After we learnt the tenants were taking us for a ride coz we were doing it out of church mind , we left the responsibilities to them, after all we don't collect Service charge/Maintenance fee just Rent only.

Now if you cant co operate with co tenants to pack your soakaway or repair your sumo leave it there, I am all bout the rent :-) If you don't like my rules, pack out!!!

If its not something serious like Roof leaking or Alausa coming to disturb for Land use charge, e does not Kwansin me.

MrMystrO:
Your king trying to Imitate the REAL KING - Injury Straight!

Shut your Trap

If I were Madrid fan, I too would also hate a player who messed up one of my best defenders that lead to a Goal wearing ONE BOOT ONLY.

I understand truly how you feel

maynia:
Ronaldo has more goals and assist than Messi in champions league
He has more career goals than him
More country goals than him

I am arrogant, and I have proof to back it up.. What do you have!?

no vex this is what I have. hehe

When next you mention goals make sure you add games so people can see the true picture.

maynia:
is there a trophy for El classico matches at the end of the day
Or at least
Best player awards?

Ucl means -- UEFA CHAMPIONS league

Go check the definition of Champion

stop dancing up and down.

You mentioned UCL, I dropped a pic talking about the goals:game ratio in UCL.

You mentioned LA liga. and I dropped a pic where they have faced each other.

Now you want to divert to first LA liga 300goals.
even Suarez post a better record than Ronaldo in LA liga first 100 goals in terms of goal:game ratio, be humble!

Ronaldo is very good but Messi is King
#The king that can stop Madrid's hope at UCL

maynia:
Can you post," the fastest to reach 300 la liga goals "pictures too please??

I thought you wanted to talk about UCL,lol

How about we talk about when their two have faced each other on the battle field.

neyophl:
*Cristiano Ronaldo vs Leo Messi in court*
Judge: Have any of you won the Golden ball?
Ronaldo: Yes, 5 times.
Messi: Yes, 5 times as well.
Judge: Have any of you won the Golden Boot?
Ronaldo: Yes, 4 times.
Messi: Same here.
Judge: How many individual trophies have you each won?
Ronaldo: 16.
Messi: 13.
Judge: Have any of you played for another club’s first team besides your current one?
Ronaldo: Yes! Sporting CP in Portugal first division and Manchester United in BPL.
Messi: No! Only Barcelona.
Judge: Have any of you won a title with your national team?
Ronaldo: Yes! We won Portugal’s firstever European Championship.
Messi: No!
Judge: How many goals have each of you scored for your respective teams?
Ronaldo: Should I count the goals I’ve scored for Man United and Sporting?
Judge: No. Only for Real Madrid.
Ronaldo: 427 goals in 421 appearances or 9 seasons.
Messi: 534 goals in 617 appearances or 14 seasons.
Judge: Who has scored more hat- tricks in La Liga?
Ronaldo: Me. 35 in La Liga.
Messi: Ronaldo has. I’ve scored 28.
Judge: Which is the most prestigious competition in club football?
Ronaldo: Champions League.
Messi: Champions League.
Judge: Have any of you won Champions League?
Ronaldo: Yes, 4 times in total with 2 different teams. Once with Man United
and 3 times with Madrid.
Messi: Yes, 4 times as well with Barcelona only.
Judge: Who has scored more goals in the CL between the two of you?
Ronaldo: I’ve scored 114 goals in the CL.
Messi: I’ve scored 97.
Judge: Who has more assists between the two of you in the CL?
Ronaldo: I have 38.
Messi: Ronaldo has. I have 26.
Judge: Who has scored more goals in total in the CL finals?
Ronaldo: Me!
Messi: Ronaldo.
Judge: Which one of you have scored more free kicks?
Ronaldo: I have.
Messi: Ronaldo has.
Judge: Most goals with weak foot?
Ronaldo: Me, I think.
Messi: (Nods in agreement).
Judge: Most goals from outside of the box?
Ronaldo: Me.. again!
Messi: Ronaldo.
Judge: Who has scored more headers?
Ronaldo: Is that a serious question?
Messi: ...
Judge: Who has a better penalty conversion rate?
Ronaldo: I think I do. I’ve scored 82% of the penalties I’ve taken.
Messi: I’ve scored 77% of the penalties I’ve taken.
Judge: Which one of you have scored the most goals in total during your career?
Ronaldo: I think I have. 628 goals.
Messi: I’ve scored 595.
Judge: How many football records do each of you hold in total for both club and country?
Ronaldo: 146
Messi: 110
Judge: Well, after analyzing all of the facts that have been presented to me. I can only draw one conclusion when it comes to comparing you both as football players. That conclusion is that Ronaldo is the better player in almost every category. When it comes to goal scoring and accolades for both club and country, Ronaldo comes out on top. Messi, you are without a doubt Barcelona’s best player of all time. But certainly not the world’s best ever. That is clearly Ronaldo at the moment. Messi: But I am younger than Ronaldo and haven’t played as many matches as him.
Judge: I understand that, but until you surpass his goal scoring records & win as many trophies both individually and collectively as he has, then Ronaldo will, according to the statistics, be considered as the best football player of all time. Until then, keep pushing on and you just might be able to achieve just as much as Ronaldo!
P.S: Na share I share ooo, so don't attack/argue with me, attack/argue with the Judge biko!!

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maynia:
Do you know you can play unbeaten in ucl and still go home?
Play 1-1 at home
And play 0-0 away

of course but we are talking about Barcelona here not Juventus or Dortmund.

This is the only side that put fear in Madrid players. I am not saying an El classico final will surely be Barca's day, it will be a Do or Die affair.

The game won't be as easy as madridsta think it will be , equating it with that of Juve

maynia:
Bro no team is unbeaten in Europe
EUROPE !!!
barcelona is only unbeaten in LA liga

ohh I just remembered we lost to espanyol in the copa del rey. Thanks for reminding me.

we still unbeaten in UCL

NoDulling4here:
I watched that game and I must admit real Madrid were a bit unlucky in that match while Barcelona was.
It is one of those matches when things just refuse to go your way despite your best efforts.

Barcelona this season is the worst I have seen in recent times; compared to barca some seasons ago.

What you would say is this Barca is not as entertaining as you know them for, don't use the word Worst because when I start bringing out stats. you would run inside.

Playing beautifully football doesn't guarantee trophies, we played lots of tiki taka but people mocked our defense. It was a common saying that Barca no get defense, even a pry 6 child must have heard this saying.

But this season Barcelona's defense is fuc.king rock solid, and it's not just the defenders ItS the defensive tactics.

Mind you this Barcelona is still unbeaten in LA liga and UCL competitions. At the start of the season, people wrote them off because of how they ended. Yes they may not be that exciting as you have known them for but they have been more precise and accurate!.

You lack the technical intelligence to speak on football

This is why I usually say as a young single guy, who stays alone in an apartment, no matter how friendly you are with your neighbours children please don't allow them enter your room/flat even to play or watch TV or anything atall.

Let them gossip and say; this uncle is wicked or this uncle is not friendly. When such cases like this happen, you will be a prime suspect.

As a Corper I never let my neighbour kids step foot in my room because I was aware of these kinda scenario.

Some of these kids have very naughty behaviour, they could engage in this funny hanky panky with thier mates but when kasala burst, nobody remembers thier hanky panky mate. All eyes would be fixed on that "Uncle" that you usually go to the room to watch tv.

Be wise!

all these Ibadan people sef, dem tell you make you pay 2k monthly you still dey complain

shops in Lagos mainland are getting 6000-15000 per month, e come be flat.

for duplexes in Festac, our NEPA bill for the year can rent a 1bedroom apartment (room and parlour)

common go and sleep, u no get yarns.

u no get sense o.

wetin dey banky wedding now? Wedding that was done on open field, not even a hall?

Oga go and sleep

ruzell86:
Yea, by Oshosondi.
Awon omo Shepeteri...

sabi boy.

wait lemme call
Saint sami ganja on my 4g wireless!!!



He must have been fed codeine diet by those science students. Oshe prapra level lool

Until you name one of your children Judas, I will sense your true sincerity in the post

You motherfuc.kers are nothing, you cannot harm me

I'll resurrect every ABORTED BABY and start an army

Storm the planet, hunting you down, 'cause I'm on a mission

To split your body into a billion one-celled organisms

Immortal Technique will destroy your religion, you stupid bit.ch

the heat has turned on don jazzy.

he will find a way to withdraw himself from the talks, he did it the last time. he will do it again.

He is just doing these for fun, like hyenana.

But Nigerians want to matchmake them by force , so they can be our on Jayz and Beyonce...

Just wait, donjazzy would soon stylishly absorb himself with a tweet.

I was the clown in the hostel.

whenever I felt the hostel was dry. I begin to crack jokes or throw funny yabs.
every night, if the room is dry, they will beckon on me to start anything funny even if it means yab.
Got a crazy nickname for doing that often (can't spill).

Some suggested I should take up comedy, but I didn't see myself as that good for a comedian

It was fun but I made enemies sha,lol

50,000 euros is about 20million naira.

if you pay 5000naira to have s.ex with one girl
you would have to sleep with 4000girls to consume 50,000 euros

if you had s.ex with a different girl everyday for the year (365girls)

it will take you almost 11years to sleep with a different girl each day with 50,000euros.

No I will pass

this calls for sober reflection.

We can all mock This govt for going off course, but each and everyone of us is guilty of the same thing.

Give a Young man 45million naira (eg BBN prize money) and all he thinks about is how to build the biggest house or erect the Biggest club in his area so the babes can all bow down and worship him and his street cred will rise.

What happened to "human development" like Bill suggested. How will 45m improve You as a person, so you can improve others around you.
Is it by building clubs, or buying houses?


Some other person will get the same money, invest in knowledge, seek partnership and startup something that will employ people and better their lives.

No nation can grow without Education!
Formal/Informal no nation!!!

You can criticize APC but even in our homes we all behave the same way. Always thinking of buying the next big structure when money lands meanwhile people around us are dying in ignorance or poverty.

Jacktheripper:
Please how did you guys recognized that its fake

there is a group online that identify celebrities wearing fake , its an american group I think and our dear Kiss Daniel was caught in thier web.

Because its a reputable group known for busting celebrities, nobody could argue with them.

plus its a Yankee group , so they know better :-)