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unibenstudent1:
I think making the front page gives the brain an o#rgasm..brain-o#rgasm

which one is brain orgasm### again?

That's just it? I had thought dere was some sort of award attached to it. But I have seen some very cool posts not making front page.

I still respect a virgin wen I see one!!! Its not easy finding dem dis days in dis present world of sex sex sex and sex! Sex is so rampant dis days dat I just wonder sometimes. What occupies the minds of 80 percent of our young people now is sex sex sex and sex,,

Whenevr I see people whose posts makes front page rejoice and celebrate I ask myself what exactly they benefit from it. Is it that dere are benefits attached to it that we don't know? Do dey get payment for making front page? Or better still award............pls dos of u dat have made front page in the past let us know pls.........I'm curiously waiting.

Pls what's the important of making front page? Do dey pay u guys?

messpero90:
anything wrong in doing d honeymoon in your house? By d way i have made front page, wow wow im speechless, i want to thank GOD for dis is the beggining of new and classic things in my life.

I even noticed now that most of the shoe menders dis days are malians no longer ghanians. I had a price argument with one sometime ago and I pretended to call the cops on the ground that he is an undocumented malian........guys u need to see the way he packed his things and ran away.

So that u will come and islammize Nigeria shey? No way....if u contest against jona 10x he will defeat u. Period!!!

Gmajor:
he is truly the king of bleaching.
The next phase will be when green veins decorate his body

I don laugh taya funny post

Dis will worsen the whole thing ooo, babes like it wen dey have to fight to get a man. Babes are naturally attracted t the guy with many girlfriends dan d guy who claim not to have a girlfriend. Not an option at allllllll

kabasa77:
Bro,simple thing, if you have a girl friend, or even a gud friend you can trust ,just carry her come show the lady cme introduce her to the lady as ur swt heart, jst be talking abt ur babe dis, ur babe dat..Jealousy go make her leave u alone.

Too much cream don spoil her! She was finer wen she was darker

lalasticlala:
Nollywood's controversial Queen, Tonto Dikeh has revealed that the ending year, 2014, has been nothing but pure bliss for her.

The actress shared her love testimony via her instagram page appreciating God for blessing her with a wonderful lover and fat bank account. She also used same medium to apologize to those she had broken their hearts. Her post read:"Diz year has been nothing but pure bliss... to me, Thank God I stayed Alive...Thank God for my bank account..

"Am so excited about my life n ts bubbles...Most especially am happy I fell in love Again with the most amazing person in the world..

"Am happy for every1 I met on d street or social network, if I broke ur heart in any way Sorry... What can I do rather to be greatfull grateful To Oluwa."


http://www.nigeriafilms.com/news/30399/34/tonto-dikeh-gushes-about-her-new-love-and-fat-bank.html

U are not needed here guy. He personally said he has converted to christianity, I watched an interview on one of dis yoruba channels where he personally said it. "If I can remember vividly he said what moved him the most was that he was told Christ came to lay down his live for us dat we may be saved, he said even his parents wldnt do dat in his words.

akins56:
Nonsense , did he make any statement that he has converted to Christianity?, i can not count the number of times my dad and my other siblings followed my mum to church, whenever there is an important program in her church, and that never make us any less Muslims, its a common phenomenal among yoruba Muslims, we ain't fanatical hausas nor are we bigotic igbo's!,,we are yoruba's!

I ve done dat already

davidonoja:
You go better school

They are cute agreed!!! But that's not a criteria to be president.

Bunsky:
Why do our people still go to malaysia.That yeye country.

More reason some guys school in french here.

are u speaking English or France?

i called one of dem just now..............from his voice sef everything is suspicious.......funny scammers

This guy always missing it.........does he have advisers at all?

Ikwokrikwo:
https://punch.cdn.ng/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Former-Head-of-State-Maj.-Gen.-Muhammadu-Buhari-retd--360x225.jpg
Presidential candidate for the Congress for Progressive Change in the 2011 Presidential election, Maj.-Gen. Muhammadu Buhari (retd), has frowned on the emergency rule in parts of the North. He alleged that innocent civilians were being killed in the states. Buhari speaking during a Liberty FM Hausa Service Programme, Guest of the Week, on Sunday in Kaduna said that Boko Haram members were being killed and their houses demolished unlike the “special treatment” given to the Niger Delta militants by the Federal Government Buhari, who also blamed President Goodluck Jonathan for failing to tackle the security problems in the country, argued that the challenges started in the Niger Delta. He said, “What is responsible for the security situation in the country is caused by the activities of Niger Delta militants. “Every Nigerian that is familiar with happenings knows this. The Niger Delta militants started it all. What happened is that the governors of the Niger Delta at that time wanted to win their elections, so they recruited youths and gave guns and bullets to them to use against their opponents to win elections by force. “After the elections, they asked the boys to return the guns, and the boys refused to do so. Because of that the allowance that was being given to them by the governors was stopped.” Buhari said his joining the proposed All Progressives Congress was not all about securing the party presidential ticket for the 2015 elections. According to him, the formation of the APC and his joining the group is to help effect the needed change in the polity and not just about his presidential ambition. He declared, “If APC fails to give me the ticket, I will remain in partisan politics and in the party. Anyone the party picks as its candidate, I will support him because I will remain in the APC.” Besides, Buhari noted that the problem of the country was that of bad leadership, which the APC was out to change.
www.punchng.com/news/joining-apc-not-about-2015-presidency-buhari/

very soon u will start calling israel...........slow pokes everywhere on nairaland dis morning

tartar9:
shut dat ur dirty mouth up,after mudering and genociding countless millions of innocent souls on the authority of your pope you are coming here to form saint.

well, i wonder what an ode like u will teach ur children? u better employ lesson teachers for them b4 u will go and tell dem that Jonah swallowed the fish..........mumu

Katier00:
. Pls go and die, dnt quote me again, i am not a girl, i am a married woman with kids so dnt pity my boy friend, i don pass that level, instead pity your miserable life

Ur level of mumu nor get part two. I pity ur bf sha, I wonder how he's able to cope with a non intelligent girl like u. Idiot, u are just too dull for my liking. Jewish is different from christianity ode!!!

Katier00:
i thank you lord. Thank you Jesus it was my fathers hard earn money, so why are you killing yourself over it. Dnt quote me again, better still go and die

Katier00:
so what are you saying?

to whom head is given sense is xpected. Ur case is a pathetic one and I feel like weeping for u. I'm sure u are a graduate, ur dad obviously wasted his hard earned money on u. Oya back to the matter who told u that israelis are christians? FYI israelis are jews

Dats it, dey have all lost their respect......NA, DSS and all odas.........smh

ypzilanti:
Keep hoping. Some times u have to give up on people. Who wants to uncover them? DSS is now a joke.

How many times have u heard dat christians kill because someone insulted Jesus? How many times have u heard dat someone carried out a violent attack because someone went against the teachings of the bible? It is clearly written in the bible dat on no account shld u do such, even wen someone slaps u d bible xpect u to turn d oda chick. Moreover heaven is a personal thing, its not by force to go to heaven. Sometimes I just wonder what this book really teach.

Katier00:
pls dnt start, this was just an act of one man not muslisms. Mind you i am not a muslim

All this fake fake news.

I suspect dey are planning something. This statement is not an ordinary one. Only the wise one can decipher it.

Stop calling it breaking news jare! Bombing has bcom a daily thing in North Eastern naija. May God help us.

Dem dey find xmas money.

Bloody for dos who wants it dat way. God's children will be exempted

paleo:
Hmmmm. Politics this 2015 will be bloody. I pray God save this nation.

Nice one

Una just dey play Tom and Jerry with naija.......if court gives a vrdict who are those that will enforce it? Is it not the police? U better tell the justice to park well b4 the IG will order withdrawal of his security details

prettyboi1989:
Let him go ask his parents, no reasonable child will imagine doing something like this.

i just taya for the guy, like say d girls sef go gree marry am. Xcept na all dis akara girls around

The reason why people still don't take HIV serious is because it doesn't kill fast as ebola, if to say HIV dey kill one week afta infection my brodas to straff sef go hard.