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Mtchew for this girl

all4naija:
I will try to listen to some of their songs. They don't sound Americans.

I think they are Swedish or something like that.

I love all their songs and these are old songs too.
That's how good their music is.

all4naija:
I got one of their tracks on YouTube for you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFrGuyw1V8s

One of my favorites.

all4naija:
. That is the truth.

Of course I believe you.

all4naija:
My mother used to play this track of Dan Seal whenever she came home from work after she had some misunderstanding with my father. Her family disagreed with her marrying my father.

My mother is a very beautiful woman, a rare beauty and people wonder how my father is able to captured her love.

Aww.

My moms favorite album was abba.
so I fell in love with them too and have almost all their songs by Heart.

Chillicomedy.

Is that not what we listened to while growing up?
Abeg leave us and our princess njideka okeke.

Chillisauce:
Awww.
I love your mum already.

Lovely.

Meanwhile you want nairalànders to fill this place with music like

....aka nchawa ...
E hhhhh. ....aka nchawa ...


Eh hhhhh. . Aka nchawa , okwa gi na bu
Both the yoruba ànd igbo version

My parents were not the music type.
Heck of my mum sings here, you think its a mosquito come your way

Chillisauce:
Cococandy I just remembered you with your big belly .

Cherish every moment now.

It's well

Thanks a lot.


I sure will.

More stereotypes.

Some ladies would rather F than go shopping.

kosplateau:
only if d false father agrees oh.

Yea

No matter what the family that raised her is her family and the father there is her father. No long story.

anonimi:
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Thanks, cococandy.

welcome.

What's the point of this video?
Not seeing anything specific in it except taking off and landing of aircrafts

OkparaJesus:
LOL... Come and get me...... I will do it again again and again. I don't bloody care. I was just happy seeing him dying gradually. The funniest things is that when the guy had cardiac shock which needed me the do. Cardiac pulmonary resuscitation. I was doing it gently but when is it time to give him oxygen I would not direct it into his mouth but rather on his neck. I did it twice till I made sure the doctor came and certified him dead. I weeped alongside with his mum but that was just a crocodile tears. I entered our dressing room and laugh out in joy.

You're a disgusting piece of shyt

I've seen that particular pic severally before.

He has eight wives?

Talk of pot calling cup black.

Instead of him to shut up and share the money with her.

He calls himself Son Of Jesus.
The other one calls himself thepeacemaker.

I'm ashamed to call myself humans like you.

bukatyne:
I can't imagine sha

The first reaction to this story is laughter
Second reaction is laughter
Third is laughter

Maybe the fourth reaction would be to propose a solution

I guess he will go back after the storm is calm to apologize.

bukatyne:
Hilarious but it seems they respect marriage enough to have a drastic reaction.

Nor bi like Naija

Haha abi?

bukatyne:
You're light chocolate pawpaw then

Lol

troy20:
no b nairaland you go talk wetin you no fit see me face to face talk na abi.

Then face your front,mind your business and your own posts.
If I feel someone can't address me face to face in real life, I'd give them levels, ignore them and not go poking them in the first place.

So funny.

He could have just faced the music.
How did he know she won't forgive him?
He just made it worse.

Gosh suffering

How are they going to survive?

Summarize please.

troy20:
how could anything better be expected.the man hasnt even been absolved off his own admitted sins.why dont you say something that doesnt have to reveal something personal withing.show some grace.you would frankly say those things to a man outside? Are you afraid of being a good woman.

Something within like what? Here comes the personal jabs.
If I slap you now they will say I've started.
Carry your smelly self away from my opinions and give the OP advice if you have any.


Is it a taboo for you to be a good man and scream how horrible it is for him to be cheating on his wife too? Ewu awusa.
I'm not your typical candidate for pretentious grace and goodness. If you want to be good, balance it. Don't keep it one sided.

And fvck off pls.

Well if she's out of his life for cheating then he minds.
When you say he won't mind means it's okay by him.
So it's your choice of words here that's bringing the misunderstanding of your post.

coogar:
in other words.....
to the best of his knowledge, he has no love child. he's not guilty!




ask around....
it's those insecure guys that make infidelity a do or die issue.



in this scenario, the man already knows what he's getting o.



adoption is different altogether from paternity issue. why can't you see one has deception written all over it and the other is free will?

the infidelity can be dealt with....deception via paternity fraud crushes men and that's when naija wives get hacked to death!



most men don't mind....
he has a go-to procedure the moment he's certain his partner has been cheating. it's not always convenient, i'll give you that.



the deed is done!
he's moving on and doing away with the cheating partner. what's there to mind? made men leave a bit of their heart for unforeseen contingencies like infidelity. so when it happens, there is a shock absorber waiting to take most of the hit. the rest is easy to deal with from them on.....



jealousy can creep up - that's part of the reason he's kicking her out. i am not saying a man won't mind and continue to be with the cheating heifer. i am saying since he's already set a standard for himself & should his partner cheats, she's out of his life. why then cry or curse over spilt milk?

coogar:
most men don't mind the infidelity actually.....it's the issue of paternity fraud that cooks the goose!

This one is a lie.
Men mind.

There's no human in this earth no matter how emotionally detached that won't mind their wife or husband sleeping with someone else.

Except by mutual agreement. Even then, jealous feelings still creep up.

Idowuogbo:
Hahahahaha

Hmmm....whipped cream? Let me just keep my naughty thoughts to myself o. This wan strong.

Whipped cream = coffee or hot cocoa.
Nothing else.

Please don't spoil me.

Kimoni:
500 tassan naira

Or how did Chilli spell the "tassan" sef

Only?
That's nothing.

Don't worry my accountant will wire you the money when she resumes duty for the day.

Idowuogbo:
You are caramel na...let me even customise one name for us oyoyo ladies.

Tearoses, we are Latte chicks.

Caramel?

I can live with that

Idowuogbo!

Caramel with some whipped cream.

SAMBARRY:
Those ones na for real yellow pawpaws like cococandy o.no skin whitening or bleaching

Sambarry for the last time I'm not yellow pawpaw.

I'm just mildly light skinned.
Mildly.

You know like erm I dunno omotola or maybe she's even lighter. I don't know a good example to use that you can relate to.

Kimoni:
Hehehehehehehe

Coco don turn 419 oo

I said you and Edwife don't want to pay me to teach you my language, hence, I will be exposing your blunders like I just did to Edwife

But you just hear "pay", your antenna don dey calculate money wey go enter ur pocket

Who like money pass sef - Ijebu woman abi Igbo woman

Okayyyy. I get you now. Don't mind me. My body dey hot for money now.

So you won't teach me for free?

Well Business between ijebu and Igbo woman must involve some money sha.

So how much will charge me?